"Bears" are better than bananas

The world's scenic spots are one family, and there is no discussion about whoever cheats you.

Banana monkeys have a deep understanding of this.

When Xiong Xiong drove his electric car to the free parking area dedicated to parking electric cars, he was stopped by a middle-aged greasy man with a big belly. On the front rearview mirror.

"Parking fee, 25 yuan." The greasy uncle said expressionlessly.

"What?! 25 yuan? Uncle, I remember that the electric car parking space here is free?" Banana monkey sitting in the back seat stopped Xiong Xiong who was about to pay with his wallet.

Uncle Greasy pointed impatiently at the tourist information book hanging on the pillar beside him:

"Recently, there are new regulations. Hurry up and pay to get in and park, there are still people going in behind."

"No, uncle, why don't you grab it? It costs 25 yuan to park an electric car?" Banana Monkey couldn't believe it.

"I like to stop, if you don't stop, back up and leave." The greasy uncle yelled, and then said something impolite in the local dialect.

The banana monkey became furious when he heard it, jumped off the electric car, and reasoned with the greasy uncle in the local dialect: "Uncle, please keep your mouth clean. Believe it or not, I will go to your person in charge to complain about you right now." ? Or should I directly call the convenience hotline to complain about your scenic spot?"

The greasy uncle probably didn't expect that the banana monkey could speak the local dialect. When he heard the banana monkey speak to him in an authentic dialect, he was speechless for a while, his eyes widened and his face looked a bit strange. Awkward.

"Monkey, it's okay. It's a holiday now, and the fees for scenic spots are basically the same." Xiong Xiong held the banana monkey whose eyes were about to burst into flames.

"Big stupid bear, you don't know that just now he scolded us with swear words in the local dialect. Does he really treat us like foreigners who don't know the local dialect and can bully us at will?" The banana monkey is like a rooster with fried hair.

"Ouch, little baby, I didn't know you were a local. All right, all right, so, just give me five yuan."

"Uncle, if you engage in double standards like this, you will really be self-inflicted." Banana Monkey rolled his eyes at the greasy uncle, took the wallet in Xiong Xiong's hand, and very naturally took out a five-yuan note from it and handed it to the greasy uncle .

"Hey, monkey, I didn't know that you are so 'careful'? You really have the potential of a housekeeper." After parking the electric car, Xiong Xiong, who lined up with Banana Monkey at the ticket entrance, joked.

"Where is this haggling? I'm obviously protecting my own rights legally! Originally, the place where electric cars are parked is free, but he forced him to say something about the new regulations. Obviously he wants to take advantage of the opportunity to make a fortune." Banana Monkey shouted angrily.

"It's a holiday, so there's nothing wrong with the price being higher. Besides, there are too many people. If you spend a little money, someone will help take care of the electric car. We can also have fun and don't have to worry about the electric car being stolen from time to time." Xiong Xiong said with a smile.

"Big stupid bear, you really don't know the price of firewood, rice, oil and salt. Although 20 yuan is not a big denomination, if you save 20 yuan a day, it will be [-] yuan a month, and you can save [-] yuan in a year. "The banana monkey stretched out his ten fingers and gestured. "That's a lot of money."

"Monkey," Xiong Xiong put his arms around Banana Hou'er's shoulders, "Isn't there a housekeeper like you here? Where do you need me to be the head of the house?"

"Big stupid bear, you, you are the housekeeper!" Banana Monkey protested.

"Then I'll go back and make up the 20 yuan. Anyway, I think the price is normal during holidays." With that said, Xiong Xiong made a gesture to turn around and go back to the parking lot.

"Big stupid bear, are you a fool with a lot of money?! I finally bargained down to five yuan, and you are going to pay it back?" Banana monkey hurriedly grabbed Xiong Xiong's arm, with a look of hatred shouted.

"Bargaining? I said monkey. It's obviously an uncle who sees that you know the local dialect and is a local, and even threatened to report him to be afraid of your preferential offer."

"Well, so what? Anyway, I saved you 20 yuan. If you want to give it to the uncle, you might as well give it to me. You can buy several bananas to eat!" Banana Monkey stretched out his other hand In front of Xiong Xiong.

"Monkey, now you still say you are not a housekeeper? And you are a little miser." Xiong Xiong raised his eyebrows.

"I... I just don't like Big Stupid Bear, you spend money like crazy!"

"That's it—" Xiong Xiong deliberately lengthened the end of his voice.

"Big stupid bear, you, you're enough!" Banana Monkey stretched out his hand to pinch Xiong Xiong's waist in frustration.

Bearing the itch, Xiong Xiong stretched out his hand to pinch Banana Monkey's slightly red cheeks, and said solemnly: "Well, now she looks more like a little daughter-in-law."

After finishing speaking, Xiong Xiong took out his wallet from his pocket and stuffed it into Banana Monkey's hand.

"Big stupid bear, what are you doing?" Banana monkey looked puzzled.

"Didn't you just say you want to buy bananas? There is a fruit supermarket there, you go and buy bananas first. The queue here probably won't be our turn within half an hour." Xiong Xiong pointed not far away.

"Roger that!"

When he heard that there were bananas to eat, the excited banana monkey grabbed his wallet and ran towards the fruit supermarket.

After a while, the banana monkey blushed and walked back angrily.

"Monkey, where are the bananas?" Xiong Xiong looked down and saw that the monkey's hands were empty.

"I didn't buy it." Putting the wallet into the pocket of Xiong Xiong's shorts, Banana Monkey turned his head and glared viciously at the fruit supermarket behind him. "Hmph, I won't send money to people who are stupid! Profiteers! Evil capitalists!"

"Monkey, you are not bargaining with the merchants in the scenic spot, are you?" Xiong Xiong frowned slightly.

"Hmm! Big stupid bear, let me tell you, the bananas in that fruit supermarket are not fresh at all, and the price is three times higher than normal fresh bananas. Why don't they grab them?!"

"You also said that the bananas they sell are special fruits grown by the local villagers themselves. You are lying with your eyes open! The bananas look like they have been eliminated and cannot be sold. As a result, the price has not only doubled here Three times, and it has become a local specialty fruit? What is even more irritating is the attitude of the salesperson there, communicating with her in a nonchalant manner, as if she is God, and I asked her to sell it to me! "

The more the banana monkey talked, the more angry it became, and it couldn't help stomping its feet, and its ears became red because of the excitement, which looked very transparent in the sun, so cute.

Xiong Xiong was absent-minded for a moment, but soon came back to his senses, and said dumbfoundingly: "I said monkey, why would you think of bargaining with the vendors in the scenic spot? The things in the scenic spot are originally more expensive than the market price."

"That can't be so expensive! It's like a lion opening its mouth!" Banana monkey said angrily.

"Monkey, when you go on a trip, some wronged money should still be spent, and the wronged one should still be spent. After all, it is the peak season of the scenic spot. You have to let the people living here earn some living expenses during the off-season, right?" Xiong Xiong rubbed the banana monkey's head and said with a smile.

"Big Stupid Bear, we're not philanthropists, are we?" Banana Monkey looked up at Xiong Xiong and said sullenly.

"The monkey, do you still want to eat bananas? Don't climb halfway up the mountain and suddenly say you want to eat them. Then if you buy bananas from the vendors halfway up the mountain, the price may be more expensive than the fruit supermarket at the foot of the mountain." .” Xiong Xiong raised his eyebrows and looked at Banana Monkey.

"This..." Banana Monkey hesitated.

Of course he wants to eat bananas!Although the banana doesn't look very fresh, it's better than nothing.

Moreover, mountain climbing is an exercise that consumes energy. If he doesn't replenish his energy in time, he may die of exhaustion halfway up the mountain.

But he didn't want to waste the money, and he didn't want to see that nasty salesman again...

As if he had guessed what Banana Monkey was thinking, Xiong Xiong sighed helplessly, pinched Banana Monkey's flushed cheeks, "You...wait for me here in line." Saying this, Xiong Xiong strode towards the fruit supermarket go.

After a while, he came back with a bag of bananas and handed them to the banana monkey.