"Bears" are better than bananas

Banana Monkey originally planned that he would ride Xiong Xiong to Nanshan Temple on a small electric donkey, but Xiong Xiong refused to let him ride.

He himself put on a safety helmet, sat firmly in front, grabbed the handlebar of the little electric donkey, and turned his head to urge the banana monkey:

"Monkey, put on your hard hat!"

"No, big stupid bear, are you sure you can ride an electric bike?" Banana monkey asked.

In his impression, Xiong Xiong's way of travel is either the subway or a private car. When will he still ride an electric car?

"Why can't I ride an electric bike?"

"The main reason is that I haven't seen you ride before."

"Monkey, what kind of logic is this? You haven't seen me ride before, so you conclude that I don't know how to ride an electric bike?" Xiong Xiong said dumbfounded.

"Yes, also..."

Banana Monkey smiled awkwardly, put on the safety helmet in his hand, and sat on the back seat of the electric car while holding Xiong Xiong's shoulders.

"However, why don't you let me ride an electric bike?" Banana Monkey still couldn't figure it out.

"You little man, if I sit in the back, are you sure you can control the front of the car?"

"Uh, this one seems to be..."

"Besides, how can there be any reason to let the wife drive the husband?" Xiong Xiong turned his head and raised his eyebrows to look at Banana Monkey, then turned off the accelerator and walked away.

"Big stupid bear, you're talking nonsense again—" Banana Monkey's annoyed voice was drowned out by the howling wind.

Nanshan Temple is a famous scenic spot in H City. It is located on the top of Nanshan Mountain at an altitude of 1000 meters. It is about half an hour's electric car ride away from Grandma.

Although it is not far from his grandmother's house, he never visited Nanshan Temple once in his previous life.

First of all, he thinks climbing a mountain is very tiring.

If it wasn't for his mother asking him to take Xiong Xiong to Nanshan Temple during lunch, and Xiong Xiong showing interest, he would never agree to this suggestion.

Secondly, he didn't think it was interesting to visit the scenic spots of Nanshan Temple alone, although Nanshan Temple was a tourist attraction for marriage.

In addition, he has already met, or has long believed that Xiong Xiong is his marriage, so he doesn't need to seek any marriage at all.

But when he thought about climbing Nanshan Mountain soon, Banana Monkey subconsciously rested his head on Xiong Xiong's shoulder like a deflated ball.

"Big Stupid Bear, it's getting so late, how about we take the cable car up the mountain?" Banana Monkey asked tentatively.

He heard that Nanshan seems to have recently installed a cable car from the foot of the mountain to Nanshan Temple on the top of the mountain.

But in his previous life, he remembered that the cable car in Nanshan was installed after he graduated from university and worked for several years.

Why is it so much earlier in this life?

"Not good." Xiong Xiong refused decisively, while shaking his head slightly. "And monkeys, don't talk in my ear, itchy!"

"But the altitude of Nanshan is so high, climbing to the top of the mountain will be exhausting! Big stupid bear, you can bear to watch your daughter-in-law and I get burned by the scorching sun, my face is red and my ears are red, and I will be black when I go home?" Don't give up The banana monkey said coquettishly.

After the incident by the stream, he seemed to be able to make a little progress in front of Xiong Xiong.

"Monkey, I heard from my aunt that your skin has always been so white since you were a child, and you can't get tanned no matter how much you sun it!" Xiong Xiong mercilessly exposed Banana Monkey.

He remembered that before he set off just now, he planned to bring a parasol to shade the banana monkey, but was stopped by his aunt and sister Luer, who told him about it with an envious expression on his face.

"I'm not, I'm not, big stupid bear, don't listen to their nonsense!" Banana monkey shouted.

Why did the dead old woman and old lady start turning their arms outward? ? ?

"Monkey! Stop talking in my ear, it's so itchy!"

The warm breath blown by the banana monkey kept puffing on his ears when he spoke, making Xiong Xiong's ears itch, and he couldn't help shaking his head.

"Well then, I'll take the cable car to the top of the mountain and wait for you to climb up, okay?" Ignoring Xiong Xiong's words, Banana Monkey continued to speak in his ear.

"monkey!"

Unable to restrain himself from shouting, Xiong Xiong's car turned sharply and stopped on the side of the road.

Due to inertia, the banana monkey sitting in the back flew forward and hugged Xiong Xiong tightly.

"Big stupid bear, why do you suddenly brake when you are so good?" Banana monkey sat up supporting Xiong Xiong's back and complained.

"What do you think?" Xiong Xiong turned around and glared at Banana Monkey.

"I, how do I know?"

"I was driving, and you kept talking in my ear, which made my ears itchy, and I couldn't help shaking my head. Do you know that this is very dangerous?" Xiong Xiong said angrily, with his thick eyebrows frowned.

It was the first time Banana Monkey saw Xiong Xiong angry, with a serious expression on his face.

"I, I was wrong..." Banana Monkey obediently admitted his mistake.

"What's wrong?" Xiong Xiong stared into Banana Monkey's eyes.

"It's wrong, it's wrong to talk to Big Clumsy Bear while he's driving, so I deliberately tease him by talking in his ear." As he said that, Banana Monkey lowered his head, like a child who has done something wrong.

He didn't know that Xiong Xiong's ears were really so sensitive!

"Next time, don't talk in my ear while I'm driving! As for taking the cable car," Xiong Xiong paused, "Before we set off, my aunt also specifically asked me to let you climb the mountain to exercise, and you are not allowed to be lazy and take the cable car. So Monkey, just climb the mountain with me honestly!"

"Okay, I got it, got it. Calm down, big stupid bear." Banana Monkey said with a smile, put his hand on Xiong Xiong's shoulder, and squeezed it flatteringly.

"Monkey, you—"

Xiong Xiong looked at Banana Monkey helplessly, turned around, said "sit firmly", then turned the accelerator, and drove the electric car to Nanshan again.