"Bears" are better than bananas

The banana monkey was naturally repaired by the banana mother, and his brother-in-law Jiao Rongsheng was also trained by the banana mother.

"Banana monkey, you should shoot your brother-in-law more when playing mahjong later!" Jiao Rongsheng glared at Banana monkey and said.

"It is said that there are no fathers and sons on the field, let alone uncles and nephews? Uncle, let's do it according to our ability! I will not show mercy!" Banana Monkey said angrily.

"Well, you are an ungrateful and ungrateful guy!" Jiaorong patted Banana Monkey on the head in a fit of anger.

Playing mahjong is the entertainment of every family gathering in the Jiao family, and it can be regarded as a family tradition.

At this time, Banana Monkey was sitting next to Xiong Xiong, teaching the clumsy Xiong Xiong how to play mahjong.

"No, Xiong Xiong, how can you play five barrels? You should knock out those unpaired cards first."

"My God, you shouldn't dismantle three or four, but ten or twenty thousand that can't be easily listed!"

"Touch! Don't just look at your own cards, but also look at the ones on the table! What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and touch the cards!"

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While talking, Banana Monkey had stood behind Xiong Xiong at some point, guiding him to play cards, with a look of hatred for iron.

"Stinky monkey, it's Xiong Xiong's first time playing mahjong, so can't you have a better attitude?" Mother Banana came over with a plate of cut fruits.

"Damn old woman, this is called a strict teacher to produce high-level apprentices, do you understand?" Banana monkey picked up a piece of fruit and stretched it to Xiong Xiong's mouth, his eyes fell on the card played by his uncle Jiao Rongsheng, "Eh? Huh, Huh It’s gone! Uncle fired the cannon! Xiong Xiong, push the cards quickly! You’re crazy! Thank God, you’ve finally opened your business.”

Just as Xiong Xiong opened his mouth to eat the fruit handed by the banana monkey, the banana monkey directly stuffed the fruit into his mouth, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and dangled excitedly, and the happy cheers of the banana monkey came from his ears .

While biting the fruit, Xiong Xiong clumsily pushed down the cards according to Banana Monkey's words.

"Uncle, give me the money quickly! You fire the cannon." Banana Monkey put his hand directly in front of Jiao Rongsheng.

"I got it, I got it. You bastard, you are so happy to teach others to scam me with your elbows out!" Jiao Rongsheng muttered, took out money from a small drawer and put it in Banana Monkey's hand.

"Uncle, you were the one who said you wanted to fight Xiong Xiong. Xiong Xiong said he couldn't fight, but you put your arm around Xiong Xiong's shoulder and said, 'It's easy, just pay the tuition fee'." Banana Monkey took the money , grinningly opened the small drawer on Xiong Xiong's chest, and put the money in it.

"Monkey boy, why are you so happy? It's obviously a brat." The grandfather sitting opposite said with a smile.

"Yes, like a housekeeper!" Jiao Rongsheng echoed.

"Why aren't you happy? Seeing that the apprentice I taught is playing cards, can I be unhappy? Not much to say, hurry up and hand over your money, grandpa and uncle!" Banana Monkey said triumphantly .

Putting the money given by my grandfather and Jiao Rongchang into the small drawer, Banana Monkey closed it with a snap, patted Xiong Xiong on the shoulder and said, "Good performance, keep working hard! Try to win back the fare money for our return trip."

Xiong Xiong smiled without saying a word, still shuffling, stacking and drawing cards clumsily.

In fact, even without my uncle's instigation, Banana Monkey tried every means to get Xiong Xiong to play mahjong at the table tonight.

Not only because he wants to teach Xiong Xiong how to play mahjong, but also because he wants Xiong Xiong to integrate into his family and let his family get to know Xiong Xiong in advance.

In this way, if he can really become a couple with Xiong Xiong in the future, then when he introduces Xiong Xiong to his family, it should be much smoother and the resistance will be less.

But to his surprise, Xiong Xiong seemed to get along well with his family, which was a good sign.

Thinking about it, Banana Monkey picked up a toothpick and inserted a piece of fruit to Xiong Xiong's mouth, and the latter still bit it down without hesitation.

Jiao Rongsheng, who was watching from the side, pretended to be jealous and said: "Banana monkey, don't worry about feeding Xiong Xiong some fruit, you want to soak it in the rain and dew, and feed uncle a piece too?"

The banana monkey was startled.

Too bad, he only cares about Xiong Xiong, will his uncle and the others see something?

"What do you mean by 'caring for Xiong Xiong' Xiong Xiong is a guest. Besides," the banana monkey picked up a new toothpick and inserted a piece of fruit, and walked to the opposite side of the grandfather, "I still take care of my grandfather! Come, grandpa, eat some fruit."

"Okay, okay." Grandpa ate the fruit with a smile.

"Come on, uncle, eat some fruit." The banana monkey inserted another piece and brought it to Jiao Rongchang's mouth, who also ate it happily.

"As for uncle, you have hands and feet, you can figure it out." The banana monkey bit down the fruit that was about to be delivered to Jiao Rongsheng's mouth, put the plate on the stool next to Jiao Rongsheng, and said angrily explain.

"Stinky boy, don't be so partial!" Jiaorong was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and he didn't pay attention to the drawn card for a while, so he played it directly.

"Well, monkey, am I free to mess around?" Xiong Xiong looked at Banana Monkey with a somewhat uncertain tone.

"Let me see." The banana monkey jumped behind Xiong Xiong, and put his hand on Xiong Xiong's shoulder naturally.He lowered his head and took a quick glance at his cards, then jumped up excitedly, "That's right, that's right! Haha, uncle, you fired again!"

"Ah, how could I play that card?" Jiao Rongsheng said annoyedly as he slapped his thigh after reacting.

bedroom.

Xiong Xiong sat straddling the chair, with his hands resting on the back of the chair, looking with interest at the banana monkey kneeling on the ground counting change.

"Monkey, are my skills okay?" Xiong Xiong said proudly, raising his eyebrows.

Banana Monkey remained silent, and after counting and confirming the amount of money, he stood up and handed the money to Xiong Xiong, saying "It's okay".

"It's okay? Monkey, I obviously don't need your help in the future, it's all up to me to play cards and do it myself!" Xiong Xiong said unconvinced. "Also, you take the money, I don't want it."

"Novices generally have better luck in playing mahjong, and with the guidance of a master-level teacher like me, it's no wonder you don't win! Besides, you won the money, so why give it to me?" The money was stuffed into Xiong Xiong's trouser pocket.

"Of course I have to give it to you." Xiong Xiong grabbed Banana Monkey's wrist and said seriously.

"Why, why?" Seeing Xiong Xiong's serious expression, Banana Monkey asked subconsciously.

"Because——didn't my brother-in-law just say that you are the housekeeper? Naturally, the housekeeper has to take care of the money!" Xiong Xiong paused for a moment, finished the rest of the sentence in one breath, and stretched out his hand to pinch Banana Monkey's white and tender face.

"Big Stupid Bear, you—what nonsense are you talking about!" Banana Monkey blushed and threw himself at Xiong Xiong, preparing to pinch his face as a counterattack.

"Hey, I can't hit it!" Xiong Xiong laughed and stood up, avoiding the banana monkey.

"You, you wait!" The banana monkey put the money on the table and rushed towards Xiong Xiong again.

But no matter how hard Banhou'er tried, no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't touch Xiong Xiong's face.On the contrary, Xiong Xiong took the opportunity to pinch his face every time.

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In the end, Banana Monkey managed to pinch Xiong Xiong's furry face.

After Banana Monkey failed several times, Xiong Xiong no longer dodged, but took the initiative to put his face in front of Banana Monkey, looking at Banana Monkey who was out of breath, funny and helpless.

"Big stupid bear, what are you doing?" Banana monkey was taken aback.

"Avenge a certain monkey!" Xiong Xiong raised his thick eyebrows.

"Hmph, that's what you said. Suffer, big! Stupid! Bear!" The banana monkey showed a fierce look, and stretched out his hand to pinch Xiong Xiong's hairy face fiercely.