"Bears" are better than bananas
Chapter 25
When eating dinner, the banana monkey stopped the chopsticks in his hand, looked at his uncle Jiao Rongsheng and said with a smile:
"By the way, uncle, I will borrow your electric car later."
"Small idea. Now, the car key." Jiao Rongsheng took out the car key from his pocket and handed it to Jiaohouer.
"Banana monkey, where are you going later?" Banana mother stopped the car key halfway.
"Later later, I plan to take Xiong Xiong to a snack street in the county town for supper." The banana monkey reached out to get the car keys in the hands of the banana mother.
"Fuck you big-headed ghost! It's not safe here at night recently. Two days ago, some people were stopped and beaten by those little bastards who didn't study." The banana mother avoided the banana monkey's hand and put the car keys back. Younger brother Jiao Rongsheng's hand, "Don't give him the car keys. If you dare to give it to him secretly, let's see how I deal with you then!"
"In a society ruled by law now, how can there be such acts of disturbing the law and order? Damn old woman, don't scare me here." Banana Monkey said.
"If I'm not sure, then I won't. What if the two of you get hurt?" Mother Banana's attitude was very tough.
"You just listen to your mother, monkey boy. If you and Xiongzi are injured, it will be bad. Xiongzi came here safe and sound, so you can't let him go back with a lot of money." Grandma tore off Handed a small piece of chicken leg meat to Xiao Kai's mouth, turned to the banana monkey and said.
"Grandma, Xiong Xiong and I won't be so unlucky. Besides, Xiong Xiong—" Before Banana Monkey could finish his sentence, Xiong Xiong, who was sitting beside him, bumped his leg under the table.
Banana Monkey turned his head to look at Xiong Xiong, who was listening to his grandfather, brother-in-law and uncle Jiao Rongchang with a smile on his face.
"I know, I know, if you don't go, then don't go." The understanding banana monkey muttered, but reached under the table and pinched Xiong Xiong's thigh fiercely.
Xiong Xiong turned his head back in pain, his thick eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he looked at the banana monkey with puzzled eyes.
"Xiong Xiong, come here, eat more meat, don't be shy."
The banana monkey smiled and picked up a big chicken leg and put it in Xiong Xiong's bowl, showing an expression of "Hurry up and eat more, the supper will be gone for a while".
Without further ado, Xiong Xiong grabbed the chicken leg, took a big bite, and stared at the banana monkey provocatively, eating with relish.
"Ah, I like Xiong Xiongzi more and more now." Grandpa was very happy to see Xiong Xiong eating meat boldly, stood up and put another chicken leg into Xiong Xiong's bowl. "Bear cub, eat more and treat this place as your own home."
"Thank you, Grandpa." Xiong Xiong quickly thanked him.
"You don't have to be so polite with grandpa. Monkey, you should eat more. Compared with Xiongzi, you look as thin as a monkey." Grandpa picked up a duck leg and put it in the banana monkey's bowl.
"Grandpa, I can't eat any more." Banana Monkey frowned, and hurriedly picked up the duck leg in the bowl and put it into Xiong Xiong's eye bowl.
"Smelly monkey, why do you throw things you don't want to eat at Xiong Xiong? Have you ever asked Xiong Xiong if he wants to eat? Can he still eat it?" Mother Banana reprimanded.
"Damn old woman, don't worry. Xiong Xiong eats a lot, and he is probably less than one-third full now."
"Auntie, Monkey is right, my appetite is indeed a bit big." Xiong Xiong smiled and said shyly.
"It's a blessing to be able to eat, unlike our stinky monkey. Xiong Xiong, you can pick whatever you want to eat, don't be shy." Banana Mother said with a smile.
"Okay, thank you, auntie. Then I'll be impolite." As he spoke, Xiong Xiong buried his head and gnawed on the chicken leg in his hand.
When Xiong Xiong was sitting in the living room watching TV with his grandfather, Banana Monkey rolled over from behind him with a mysterious expression on his face, and fell to sit next to him.
"Xiong Xiong, everything will go according to plan later." Banana Monkey whispered in Xiong Xiong's ear.
"What?" Xiong Xiong didn't understand the meaning of Banana Monkey's words.
"Supper!" Banana Monkey hammered Xiong Xiong's arm resentfully, then quietly took out the car keys and gave Xiong Xiong a look.
"Monkey, you—" Xiong Xiong widened his eyes.
Has he seen the more rebellious side of Banana Monkey?
Banana Monkey quickly put the car keys back into his pocket, and looked at Xiong Xiong with a smug face: "We will take a bath first, and when my mother is asleep, we will sneak out quietly."
"Uncle, what are you whispering to Uncle Xiong?" Xiao Kai crawled to the edge of the sofa at some point, and was lying on the edge of the sofa, looking at Banana Monkey and the others curiously.
"Uncle is talking to Uncle Xiong, why is Xiao Kai so cute?" Banana Monkey gently pinched Xiao Kai's face and said with a smile.
Xiong Xiong picked up Xiao Kai, put him on his lap and sat down, looking down at him with a smile on his face.
Seeing this scene, Jiao Luer, who was sitting not far from Banana Monkey, who was chatting with Jiao's mother, couldn't help but took out her phone and secretly took a photo of Xiong Xiong, Banana Hou'er and her son together.
"Lu'er, what are you taking pictures of?" Mother Banana asked.
"Mom, do you feel, just for a moment, that my brother and that Xiong Xiong are like a couple." Jiao Luer showed the photo on the phone to Mother Jiao.
In the photo, Xiong Xiong lowered his head and looked at Xiao Kai sitting on his lap with a smile on his face; the banana monkey beside him looked at Xiong Xiong and Xiao Kai tenderly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
"Hey, when you put it that way, I really think they look like a couple. It's really weird." Mother Banana looked at the photo, then at Banana Monkey and Xiong Xiong not far away, and said in surprise .
"Besides, I even think my brother and Xiong Xiong are a good match!" Seeing the banana monkey playing with his son, Jiao Luer's eyes were a little unbelievable.
"If the stinky monkey wasn't a boy, I really thought they were a couple. But then again," Mother Banana turned her gaze back to the photo, "It's the first time I found out, when did our stinky monkey grow up?" so pretty?"
"Oh my god, Mom, you really are right when you say that! I never thought my younger brother is so photogenic, so handsome—no, so beautiful! Mom, you don't have to worry about your younger brother not being able to find a wife in the future." Jiao Lu The son pushed the mother of bananas on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"Speaking of this, this friend of your brother's will also pay attention at that time, after all, the fat and water will not flow to outsiders' fields." The fire of being a matchmaker in Banana Mother's heart gradually ignited again.
At this time, Xiaokai's milky voice not far away reached the mother of bananas.
"No, I clearly heard my uncle talking about supper to Uncle Xiong!" Xiao Kai corrected in a childish voice.
"Xiao Kai, you, you heard it wrong!" The banana monkey was startled, and quickly reached out to cover Xiao Kai's mouth.
"monkey--"
Xiong Xiong coughed lightly, and frantically gestured to the banana monkey with his eyes.
"Xiong Xiong, you, don't tell me that my mother is behind me."
Xiong Xiong nodded slightly, and then showed a look of helplessness.
Banana Monkey turned his head mechanically, and saw his mother looking at him with a "kind face"...
Supper plan, failed.
"By the way, uncle, I will borrow your electric car later."
"Small idea. Now, the car key." Jiao Rongsheng took out the car key from his pocket and handed it to Jiaohouer.
"Banana monkey, where are you going later?" Banana mother stopped the car key halfway.
"Later later, I plan to take Xiong Xiong to a snack street in the county town for supper." The banana monkey reached out to get the car keys in the hands of the banana mother.
"Fuck you big-headed ghost! It's not safe here at night recently. Two days ago, some people were stopped and beaten by those little bastards who didn't study." The banana mother avoided the banana monkey's hand and put the car keys back. Younger brother Jiao Rongsheng's hand, "Don't give him the car keys. If you dare to give it to him secretly, let's see how I deal with you then!"
"In a society ruled by law now, how can there be such acts of disturbing the law and order? Damn old woman, don't scare me here." Banana Monkey said.
"If I'm not sure, then I won't. What if the two of you get hurt?" Mother Banana's attitude was very tough.
"You just listen to your mother, monkey boy. If you and Xiongzi are injured, it will be bad. Xiongzi came here safe and sound, so you can't let him go back with a lot of money." Grandma tore off Handed a small piece of chicken leg meat to Xiao Kai's mouth, turned to the banana monkey and said.
"Grandma, Xiong Xiong and I won't be so unlucky. Besides, Xiong Xiong—" Before Banana Monkey could finish his sentence, Xiong Xiong, who was sitting beside him, bumped his leg under the table.
Banana Monkey turned his head to look at Xiong Xiong, who was listening to his grandfather, brother-in-law and uncle Jiao Rongchang with a smile on his face.
"I know, I know, if you don't go, then don't go." The understanding banana monkey muttered, but reached under the table and pinched Xiong Xiong's thigh fiercely.
Xiong Xiong turned his head back in pain, his thick eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he looked at the banana monkey with puzzled eyes.
"Xiong Xiong, come here, eat more meat, don't be shy."
The banana monkey smiled and picked up a big chicken leg and put it in Xiong Xiong's bowl, showing an expression of "Hurry up and eat more, the supper will be gone for a while".
Without further ado, Xiong Xiong grabbed the chicken leg, took a big bite, and stared at the banana monkey provocatively, eating with relish.
"Ah, I like Xiong Xiongzi more and more now." Grandpa was very happy to see Xiong Xiong eating meat boldly, stood up and put another chicken leg into Xiong Xiong's bowl. "Bear cub, eat more and treat this place as your own home."
"Thank you, Grandpa." Xiong Xiong quickly thanked him.
"You don't have to be so polite with grandpa. Monkey, you should eat more. Compared with Xiongzi, you look as thin as a monkey." Grandpa picked up a duck leg and put it in the banana monkey's bowl.
"Grandpa, I can't eat any more." Banana Monkey frowned, and hurriedly picked up the duck leg in the bowl and put it into Xiong Xiong's eye bowl.
"Smelly monkey, why do you throw things you don't want to eat at Xiong Xiong? Have you ever asked Xiong Xiong if he wants to eat? Can he still eat it?" Mother Banana reprimanded.
"Damn old woman, don't worry. Xiong Xiong eats a lot, and he is probably less than one-third full now."
"Auntie, Monkey is right, my appetite is indeed a bit big." Xiong Xiong smiled and said shyly.
"It's a blessing to be able to eat, unlike our stinky monkey. Xiong Xiong, you can pick whatever you want to eat, don't be shy." Banana Mother said with a smile.
"Okay, thank you, auntie. Then I'll be impolite." As he spoke, Xiong Xiong buried his head and gnawed on the chicken leg in his hand.
When Xiong Xiong was sitting in the living room watching TV with his grandfather, Banana Monkey rolled over from behind him with a mysterious expression on his face, and fell to sit next to him.
"Xiong Xiong, everything will go according to plan later." Banana Monkey whispered in Xiong Xiong's ear.
"What?" Xiong Xiong didn't understand the meaning of Banana Monkey's words.
"Supper!" Banana Monkey hammered Xiong Xiong's arm resentfully, then quietly took out the car keys and gave Xiong Xiong a look.
"Monkey, you—" Xiong Xiong widened his eyes.
Has he seen the more rebellious side of Banana Monkey?
Banana Monkey quickly put the car keys back into his pocket, and looked at Xiong Xiong with a smug face: "We will take a bath first, and when my mother is asleep, we will sneak out quietly."
"Uncle, what are you whispering to Uncle Xiong?" Xiao Kai crawled to the edge of the sofa at some point, and was lying on the edge of the sofa, looking at Banana Monkey and the others curiously.
"Uncle is talking to Uncle Xiong, why is Xiao Kai so cute?" Banana Monkey gently pinched Xiao Kai's face and said with a smile.
Xiong Xiong picked up Xiao Kai, put him on his lap and sat down, looking down at him with a smile on his face.
Seeing this scene, Jiao Luer, who was sitting not far from Banana Monkey, who was chatting with Jiao's mother, couldn't help but took out her phone and secretly took a photo of Xiong Xiong, Banana Hou'er and her son together.
"Lu'er, what are you taking pictures of?" Mother Banana asked.
"Mom, do you feel, just for a moment, that my brother and that Xiong Xiong are like a couple." Jiao Luer showed the photo on the phone to Mother Jiao.
In the photo, Xiong Xiong lowered his head and looked at Xiao Kai sitting on his lap with a smile on his face; the banana monkey beside him looked at Xiong Xiong and Xiao Kai tenderly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
"Hey, when you put it that way, I really think they look like a couple. It's really weird." Mother Banana looked at the photo, then at Banana Monkey and Xiong Xiong not far away, and said in surprise .
"Besides, I even think my brother and Xiong Xiong are a good match!" Seeing the banana monkey playing with his son, Jiao Luer's eyes were a little unbelievable.
"If the stinky monkey wasn't a boy, I really thought they were a couple. But then again," Mother Banana turned her gaze back to the photo, "It's the first time I found out, when did our stinky monkey grow up?" so pretty?"
"Oh my god, Mom, you really are right when you say that! I never thought my younger brother is so photogenic, so handsome—no, so beautiful! Mom, you don't have to worry about your younger brother not being able to find a wife in the future." Jiao Lu The son pushed the mother of bananas on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"Speaking of this, this friend of your brother's will also pay attention at that time, after all, the fat and water will not flow to outsiders' fields." The fire of being a matchmaker in Banana Mother's heart gradually ignited again.
At this time, Xiaokai's milky voice not far away reached the mother of bananas.
"No, I clearly heard my uncle talking about supper to Uncle Xiong!" Xiao Kai corrected in a childish voice.
"Xiao Kai, you, you heard it wrong!" The banana monkey was startled, and quickly reached out to cover Xiao Kai's mouth.
"monkey--"
Xiong Xiong coughed lightly, and frantically gestured to the banana monkey with his eyes.
"Xiong Xiong, you, don't tell me that my mother is behind me."
Xiong Xiong nodded slightly, and then showed a look of helplessness.
Banana Monkey turned his head mechanically, and saw his mother looking at him with a "kind face"...
Supper plan, failed.
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