Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

After two days of traveling, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer have arrived at the boundary of another city.

There was a plate on the four-corner wooden table, and on the plate was a fist-sized steamed bun. Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer stared at it fiercely.They had very little money left, and after paying the accommodation fee, they only had enough money to buy this steamed bun.

Xiao Yuer tilted the empty bowl with his chopsticks, and said earnestly, "There is a good saying, Kong Rong makes pears. Jiang Yulang, you can learn from Kong Rong's beautiful and humble character."

Jiang Yulang pressed his stomach and said weakly: "In the face of hunger, all virtues have to stand aside. Xiao Yu'er, my good brother, look down at your strong body, and then look at me, who is so thin that I can be an awl The tip of the chin, this steamed bun should be given to me in terms of emotion and reason."

Xiao Yu'er looked at the young man's porcelain-white handsome face.

Jiang Yulang is not only cunning like a fox, but also has a face like a fox, with a thin and pointed chin, especially the other party has suffered a whole year in the underground palace.Xiao Yu'er couldn't bear to grab a bite of food with him...it was impossible.

It was too late and then it was too late, the chopsticks stretched out and caught the steamed buns.

Xiao Yu'er snorted triumphantly and said, "Brother Yulang, Brother Jiang will teach you a truth today. Don't just talk nonsense about what you like, and act quickly when you have to."

"Alas, alas." Jiang Yulang sighed, accepted the other party's kindness and said: "You are right, I should learn from you."

Before the words were finished, the chopsticks flew like arrows and shot at Xiao Yu'er's fingers.

Xiao Yu'er was startled, and immediately withdrew his hand, the "hidden weapon" brushed his fingers, and hit his chopsticks hard.There was only a crisp sound, and the chopsticks and steamed buns fell to the ground.

Jiang Yulang bent down to pick up the steamed bun and patted it. Seeing dust standing on it, he tore off a layer of skin.While tearing, he looked at Xiao Yu'er, with a particularly smug face, and said: "Thank you for your earnest teaching, brother, I'm not bad at learning."

Now it's Xiao Yu'er's turn to sigh and say: "It's more than possible, you are better than blue than blue."

Jiang Yulang ate the soft and slightly sweet steamed buns slowly, and exclaimed as he tasted: "Wow! What a wonderful taste, it's as soft as the white clouds in the sky, and it smells slightly sweet, chewing it At that time, it was full of strength.”

Xiao Yu'er secretly swallowed his saliva, with a dismissive look on his face, he said: "It's just a steamed bun, what's the fuss, and the white clouds in the sky. I see, you are so hungry, you are so dizzy, It's an illusion."

Jiang Yulang said: "You didn't eat, you have no right to speak."

Xiao Yu'er snorted coldly, and said: "You are a wealthy young man who is well-clothed and well-fed, picking up things on the ground to eat is useless."

Jiang Yulang said: "Promising but not hungry."

Seeing the boy's rolling Adam's apple, Jiang Yulang waved the steamed bun with a missing piece in front of his eyes, deliberately greedy him, "Do you want to eat it too? Otherwise, I'll share some with you?"

Xiao Yu'er turned his head, with his nostrils facing the sky, he said: "A person with integrity will not eat what is cheap."

Jiang Yulang avoided the place where he had eaten, broke off a small half of the steamed bun, and handed it to Xiao Yuer, "Here you are."

The little fish didn't move.

Jiang Yulang shrugged and said, "It's fine if you don't eat."

Having trouble with anyone, and also with her own stomach, Xiao Yu'er snatched the steamed bun from Jiang Yulang's hand and stuffed it into her mouth.

Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows, and jokingly said, "Who said you don't want to eat cheap food?"

Xiao Yu'er gobbled it up and said: "If you have a backbone, you have a fart, but you can't eat it, you are almost starving to death, who cares so much."

After Jiang Yulang ate half of the steamed bun, he drank a bowl of boiled water from the shop to make himself full.

Xiao Yuer frowned and said, "Are you full?"

Jiang Yulang said, "Almost."

Xiao Yuer stared wide-eyed and said, "Are you a cat? You'll be full after eating just a little bit?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Seventy percent full, healthy eating habits."

Xiao Yu'er said: "I'm still hungry."

Jiang Yulang asked, "Is it related to me?"

Xiao Yuer hinted frantically, and said, "You keep calling me big brother, but you didn't show it?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Otherwise..."

Xiao Yu'er stared at him expectantly.

Jiang Yulang said, "Are you going to sell yourself?"

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Xiao Yu'er's expression cracked, and he pointed at the unfilial younger brother with trembling fingers, "Good Jiang Yulang, a dog can't spit out ivory." The voice changed, and he laughed again: "However, prostitution is not impossible. "

Jiang Yulang was shocked suddenly.Oh, my God, the hero won't be misled by him!

sin sin!

Seeing Xiao Yu'er going astray, Jiang Yulang hurriedly said: "I'm just joking with you, don't try to humiliate yourself just for one bite."

But Xiao Yu'er said: "I didn't abuse myself, I abused you."

Jiang Yulang: "...what are you farting?"

"Have you seen the scar on my face?" Xiao Yu'er pointed at his handsome face, and said, "I just want to go to the small house, but they despise me for being ugly and won't accept me. You are different, you look so good Like flowers and jade, seducing a man is not easy."

Jiang Yulang narrowed his eyes dangerously, and said, "You are very likable..."

Xiao Yu'er hurriedly interrupted his words, and said insincerely: "It's worse than you."

Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes and said, "I don't want you to sell your body, you should sell your looks. Your face is still very attractive to women. Am I right, the most beautiful man in the world?"

Xiao Yu'er stood up, stretched his waist, and said, "It's just a steamed bun, what a big deal. I, a man with arms and legs, can't get a bite to eat?"

Jiang Yulang boasted a few words and said, "Brother eats meat, so I will drink soup with him."

Xiao Yu'er said: "Aren't you full?"

Jiang Yulang said: "That's because I'm full of water. When I went to the latrine, my stomach was flat."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

On the endless street, two teenagers are arguing with each other.

Jiang Yulang said: "Daoist Shenxi asked his friends from the rivers and lakes to take care of you all the way, but they forgot to give you a little more money to go on the road."

Xiao Yuer glanced at him.What is Dou Mi En Sheng Mi Qiu?This is.

Xiao Yu'er shook his head and said: "They are willing to help, but for the sake of Taoist Shenxi, no matter how much or how little they help, I will be very grateful to them, how can you be so disgusted with other people's help? In the end."

Jiang Yulang said: "I don't dislike them for not helping you until the end, but I dislike you spending money lavishly."

Xiao Yu'er sneered and said, "You spend money like water, but you have the nerve to despise me."

Jiang Yulang said: "Yesterday, I went to the brothel and ordered a little beauty to design my hair and trim my nails. Who insisted on following me, and shamelessly snatched my hair plan, and didn't even look at how old I was. , Paint the old cucumber and pretend to be tender!"

Xiao Yuer moved the layered bangs in front of his forehead. This bangs are what Jiang Yulang called "pretending to be tender". He didn't intend to snatch them from Jiang Yulang. He is a man, not a woman, so what kind of bangs do he want?But who told the other party to emphasize it again, saying that this is his hairstyle and telling him not to do it like him.

Xiao Yu'er is a soft-hearted person, the more you tell him not to do anything, the more he will go against you.

To be honest, Xiao Yu'er doesn't like this hairstyle. It looks good, but it's not masculine enough.

But Jiang Yulang has already opened his mouth to make a request, Xiao Yu'er must sing against him!So, he snatched the other party's "Flower Boy" hairstyle, and the other party hit him straight in anger.

Xiao Yu'er is not guilty at all of stealing other people's favorite hairstyles, and even plausibly said: "You spent my money, and I didn't say anything. I spent my own money, and you complained."

The two escaped from the underground palace penniless.The later money came from the "sponsorship" of Taoist Shen Xi, who was to thank Xiao Yu'er and had nothing to do with Jiang Yulang.

Jiang Yulang understood in his heart, but he was still upset and said, "You can just share one with me, why do you have to order a new one? Otherwise, from noon yesterday to this morning, we wouldn't be hungry."

Xiao Yu'er said: "You are full of water, I am the one who is hungry."

Jiang Yulang saw right through him: "Don't change the subject."

"You forced me to say it." Xiao Yu'er said in a deep voice, "If I don't order a new one, how can I steal your hairstyle?"

"........."

Jiang Yulang opened his mouth and said, "You, you worthless bastard!"

Xiao Yuer said displeased: "Who are you calling a dog?"

Jiang Yulang said: "In order to prove that you are not a dog, hurry up and earn money."

Not long after, Jiang Yulang crossed his arms, turned his back to Xiao Yu'er, and rolled his eyes to the top of his head.

Behind him, Xiao Yu'er was sweetly calling an old lady sister, coaxing her to be overjoyed, stuffed a pack of walnut cakes into his arms, took out a dime of broken silver from his purse, and handed it to him gratefully.

Jiang Yulang muttered in a low voice, "The hair isn't all grown yet, so it's strange to be flirtatious."

Xiao Yu'er bid farewell to the aunt who was reluctant to part with her and turned back three times all the way, and said awkwardly: "You are just jealous that I am more popular with women than you."

Jiang Yulang sneered: "I will be jealous of you. What is there for me to be jealous of? In terms of appearance, I am more handsome than you. In terms of martial arts, you and I are equally equal. In terms of family background, I am a rich young master, how about you?"

"For martial arts and family background, I reluctantly agree with you, but I disagree with the first one." Xiao Yu'er pinched his waist, and said proudly and self-absorbed: "How can you be more beautiful than me? You are as young as I am." Is the fish attractive and manly?"

"Oh, my God!" Jiang Yulang said weakly, "How can there be such a narcissistic man like you in the world."

Xiao Yu'er said: "This is self-confidence."

Jiang Yulang didn't bother to talk to him.

"You were seeing a doctor for that aunt just now?" Jiang Yulang asked suspiciously, "Why didn't I know you were good at medicine? Don't be a fool."

"I have a lot of skills, and you figured it out, so is there still a fool?" Xiao Yu'er took a bite of the walnut cake lightly, and said sweetly in his mouth: "It's crispy, crispy and fragrant, it's so delicious. "

Jiang Yulang was so greedy for what he said, he reached out to take a piece, but the other party dodged it.

Jiang Yulang said, "Stingy!"

Xiao Yu'er said: "This is something I got by selling my appearance, can I give it to you to eat casually?"

Jiang Yulang changed his words in an instant, showing a flattering smile, and said, "Brother, you're not selling your looks, you're selling your wisdom and medical skills."

Xiao Yu'er handed a piece of walnut cake to his mouth, "This has touched my heart, this is a reward for you."

Two of you, one piece for me, one piece for me, and quickly settled a pack of walnut crisps.

Relying on Xiao Yu'er, the living expenses for the next two days are settled.

***

There are two large wooden barrels in the not-so-spacious room, filled with water vapor, and someone is humming a little tune about running away.

"Can you shut up?" Jiang Yulang's fragile nerves were torn.

"No." Xiao Yu'er said: "Singing in the bath is so lively. You can sing if you want, and I won't laugh at you if you run away."

Jiang Yulang smiled brightly: "That's what you said."

Xiao Yu'er suddenly had a bad feeling and was about to refuse, but Jiang Yulang had already spoken.

What a penetrating magic sound is that, what a bombardment sound effect is that, what a deadly song is that, is Xiao Yuer really still alive?

"Does it sound good?"

At the end of the song, Jiang Yulang was still unsatisfied, staring at Xiao Yu'er expectantly.

Xiao Yu'er said with a dull expression, "If I say it sounds good, will you continue singing?"

Jiang Yulang said: "You've said it well, how can I be worthy of your praise if I don't sing?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Is it not good for me?"

Jiang Yulang's face was serious, and he said, "Of course, continue to practice singing and improve your level."

The little fish dipped its head in the water.He is a dead fish, please let him go.

Before going to bed, Xiao Yuer still plays "If I were a small fish, where would I swim" and "Little fish, little fish, don't say sorry, we can be together. Together, move around" in Xiao Yu'er's mind.

The author has something to say: the next chapter, sex change preview.

The song is from "Little Fish" by Wei Ruxuan

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