Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Xiao Yu'er was the first to be detoxified, rolled his eyes, and suddenly sighed: "You are a master, you have never even seen the appearance of an apprentice, you are in name only."

The grass picker looked at Jiang Yulang when he heard the words, "Master, do you want to see China Taichi?"

#This is the preview before tearing up the tickets#

Jiang Yulang's heart trembled, and he secretly scolded Xiao Yu'er for nothing, what if the grass picker suddenly came back to his senses and woke up and tore up the ticket?

Jiang Yulang was very suspicious, looking at Xiao Yu'er whose face had returned to ruddy after being detoxified, he wondered if the other party wanted to use the hands of the grass picker to get rid of him.After thinking about it, the two of them were bound by love chains, if he got into trouble, Xiao Yu'er wouldn't even want to run away.

As a result, Jiang Yulang stood with his hands down like a master, and said with a very calm expression: "I know what you look like, so what if you don't? Whether you know it or not, it can't change that you are aggressive and reckless!

The grass picker had a fan filter for Jiang Yulang, and he immediately respected Jiang Yulang: "Master's profound ideological realm makes my apprentice deeply admire him."

Xiao Yu'er turned his head, and couldn't bear to look directly at the dog licking the grass picker.

The next moment, Jiang Yulang exclaimed.

Xiao Yu'er turned his head back again, but saw an extremely delicate and beautiful face rushing into his eyes.

A pair of grape-like round eyes are inlaid on the palm-sized face, with thin and curved eyebrows, a small and delicate nose, and a small pink cherry mouth. This is a woman's face!Replacement as fake!

Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "Are you a woman?"

Xiao Yu'er was also very surprised, looking at the other person's height, he was almost a head lower than him, at first he thought that the other person had committed too many crimes, so he grew so tall, but the other person turned out to be a petite woman.Look at the physique again, well, although he is petite, he has a big physique.

To describe it in one word, it is probably King Kong Barbie.

"Probably." The Grass Picker coughed twice, cleared his throat, and the low and hoarse bass voice suddenly turned into a sweet girlish voice like a silver bell.

Jiang Yulang said: "Yes, yes, no, no, why bother?"

The Grass Picker twisted his body from side to side, and said shyly, "You can be a man or a woman."

King Kong Barbie's coquettish power is like a flower acting like a baby at you. Jiang Yulang was choked by the thunder, and it took him a long time to calm down and said: "Men are men, women are women, but what do you say that men can be women?"

Changing a woman's voice can be male or female?If it turns into an animal, isn't that an orc?

Jiang Yulang complained silently in his heart.

The grass picker beat Jiang Yulang's chest with his small fist, as expected of a Vajra Barbie, Jiang Yulang's face turned pale, and he almost spat out a few mouthfuls of blood from the beating.Xiao Yu'er shrugged his shoulders and laughed happily.

After the grass picker's explanation, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er finally understood why the other party said they were both male and female.

There is a kind of people who rely on drugs and surgery to change their physical characteristics called transvestites, and there is a kind of hermaphrodite people called hermaphrodites. The grass picker is the latter, and the reason why he embarked on the road of no return to the grass picker is that he was deceived by love and suffered to betrayal.

When falling in love, call someone Xiao Tiantian.The clothes were peeled off, and the real thing happened, and she screamed "Ghost!"

The grass picker dripped a few drops of cat urine, crying like crying: "Those dog men are so worthless, they really don't want to lose the figure of Tuo Pache, so let's experience for yourself what a ghost is." Press."

After Jiang Yulang took a good look at the other party's "moving figure", he felt that his eyes were irritated.

Xiao Yu'er puffed up her cheeks, and said with a smirk, "You're quite confident."

The Grass Picker rolled his eyes and said, "What do you know? You know, I am lazy and lazy, and then decided to join the Flower Picker's business. I deliberately changed my physique through drugs. Let those men try it." Taste and knock on Muqin Α!

Xiao Yu'er wiped off his sweat and said, "You are quite powerful."

"That's right." The grass picker said triumphantly, "Do you know who is wanted?"

"That's the way." Xiao Yu'er said, "You have harmed the young master of Master Liu's family."

The grass picker shook his head and said: "On the surface it is because of this, but in fact it is because Young Master Liu hates Card Qiu."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

What kind of bizarre love-hate relationship is this?

Jiang Yulang thought about it, "Could it be that Young Master Liu suffers from Stockholm Syndrome?"

The grass picker said, "What's wrong with Stockholm?"

Jiang Yulang said: "This is a very special and terrifying symptom. The victim will have a good impression of the criminal, rely on him, and even help the criminal in turn. [1]"

Jiang Yulang once read a piece of news that said that the daughter of a wealthy businessman abroad was kidnapped by a terrorist organization, and the other party suffered inhumane torture.It is unbelievable that the other party was brainwashed to become a member of a terrorist organization, and even actively participated in terrorist activities.

The Grass Picker nodded straightly. Master is indeed an expert. He has done research on this disease, and he even gave it an unknown name.

"At first, that young master Liu was so eager to slap the bottle and lick Rui that he licked and licked and licked Mu Sui: it's too much..." The grass picker shook his head, and said in a loud voice: "Men, they love duplicity. Swearing and swearing, I can't wait to yell and choke my body first!

Jiang Yulang: "..."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

The grass picker said again: "Some time ago, he actually ran away with Dong Dan, who wanted to have sex with Huang Rong, and even encouraged him to elope. Do you think it is hateful or not?"

"Everyone is an adult, just play some adult games and have fun, what responsibility do you want. How can a man like Daxie who loves freedom, has a broad mind, and loves others casually be responsible for others..."

Xiao Yu'er stared at the outspoken grass picker, then turned to look at Jiang Yulang, the expression on his brows vividly conveyed his master's heart: this guy is so cheap, give him some flair.

Jiang Yulang: Why don't you go?

Xiao Yu'er: You are his master, you go and teach him a lesson.

Okay, as one of the men, Jiang Yulang naturally stood up and expressed his opinion: "You made a wrong choice back then, you shouldn't take drugs to change your physique."

The Grass Picker is Jiang Yulang's fanatical follower, and he hurriedly asked after hearing the words: "Is that a fan of Ω?

Jiang Yulang said: "It is said that there is a profound martial art called "Sunflower Treasure Book" in the Library Pavilion of the Imperial Palace. If you entered the palace directly back then, you might have already become the number one master in the world by now."

"I'm going to be a eunuch." The grass picker is still very self-aware.

Jiang Yulang said: "You can't be a eunuch, but you can be a court lady."

Grass Picker: "..."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Such a thoughtful suggestion, the Grass Picker almost cried.

Jiang Yulang seemed to be shouting the promotional slogan played by the two-yuan supermarket on a loop, and he tried his best to sell: "One knife, one hard knife, and you have embarked on a brand new road."

The grass picker was chilly below, shivered silently, and said in a timid voice: "It will take another ten years or so, and you can enter and leave the palace freely without needing to slash."

Jiang Yulang said: "It's easy to say in ten years, but we have to wait until the year of the monkey."

The grass picker was afraid that Jiang Yulang would think he was still young, so he arranged for a one-size-fits-all operation on the spot, and quickly changed the subject: "Master, what is the origin of the martial arts secret book "Sunflower Treasure" you mentioned?"

Jiang Yulang stood with his hands behind his back, with an inscrutable expression on his face, "The "Sunflower Treasure" comes from the imperial palace, and it is rumored that it was written by the eunuchs in the palace. If you want to do this, you must first come from the palace."

Grass Picker, Little Yuer: "..."

This man is so cruel!

……

In the middle of the night, the grass picker reluctantly bid farewell to Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer.After he jumped out of the window and left, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er hurried to the window and watched him disappear into the dark night, both of them heaved a sigh of relief.

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "He calls you Master, it seems like you don't even know the names of your apprentices as a Master."

Jiang Yulang said forcefully: "The ancients said: the same people have fallen in the end of the world, so why should we know each other when we meet?" His long and slender fingers touched his chest, and said: "The name is not important, just remember him with your heart."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Even if the grandmother doesn't help, she will obey you.Lying on the bed again, Xiao Yu'er curiously said: "You have a good eloquence, and you actually persuaded the flower picker to let him abandon evil and do good."

With vicissitudes in Jiang Yulang's eyes, he sighed quietly: "That's because I have experienced too much, and it is not easy to think of a bad eloquence."

"Oh?" Xiao Yu'er became interested, "Why don't you tell your story to make my heart happy."

Jiang Yulang said, "That's a story about friendship and betrayal."

During the summer vacation of his freshman year, Jiang Yulang stayed in school to work part-time in order to earn living expenses and lighten the burden on his family.

It happened that the buddy in the first dormitory of the high school was a local. He said that his relatives were recruiting in the factory, and the basic salary was 5000 plus a commission. He asked him if he wanted to go.

Jiang Yulang readily agreed.

When I got to the place, I found out that I had joined a pyramid scheme.

Youdao is smart and confused for a while, Jiang Yulang would not expect that his buddies who have known each other for three years will lie to him.

It is easy for MLM organizations to get in, but difficult to get out.

Jiang Yulang's mobile phone and wallet were all confiscated. There is no basic salary of 5000 yuan, and some people eat cabbage vermicelli every meal.

The best thing about Jiang Yulang is not his good academic performance, but his ability to read people's hearts.

For half a month, he basically figured out the character traits and human weaknesses of about a hundred people.By studying the three daily brainwashing courses organized by the MLM organization, drawing inferences about it and using it, we broke down the harbors of the minds of a hundred people one by one, and successfully anti-brainwashed them.

In the end, they were instigated to rise up and seize the organization's lair.

This matter is still on the news.ZF also issued an honorary certificate to him, an enthusiastic crowd.

Jiang Yulang deleted, deleted, and modified his previous experience, and changed it into a version of Zhidou human traffickers.

Xiao Yu'er listened with relish: "I didn't expect you to be kind."

Jiang Yulang didn't like to hear these words, "How could Xiacihuangpingji save you from the robbers picking grass?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "You are saving yourself, by the way!

Jiang Yulang said with a sneer: "The card department can arrange to ask you to take care of it for you."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Xiao Yu'er is the best at observing words and expressions, and immediately apologized: "Mr. Jiang has a lot of adults, and the younger ones will offend you. Neptune, you are tolerant."

Jiang Yulang let him go.

It was getting late, and it took half the night to fight wits and bravery with the grass-picking robbers. Jiang Yulang was so sleepy that he fell asleep when he touched the bed.

"You're not big, but you have a good temper. However, Xi∮Leng also has a temper." Xiao Yu'er squinted his eyes and looked at the sleeping boy maliciously, like a little mouse who stole cheese and said with a smile: "You Just honestly give Beibei an umbrella!

After finishing speaking, he put Renlou in his arms, put his hands on the other person's slender waist, and said with emotion: "Jiang Yulang, you really are a little boy, look at this waist is thin and soft, just like noodles without bones."

Jiang Yulang slept soundly. He had no idea that he was being taken advantage of, and was even complained about a lot.

The author has something to say: [1] About the medical explanation of Stockholm Syndrome.

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