Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Five Unique Magical Skills" is indeed a peerless magical skill written by "Five Unique Magical Skills of Heaven and Earth". Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er watched it so fascinated that they went into the middle of the night without knowing it.

Jiang Yulang raised his elbow and lightly touched Xiao Yu'er, "After reading this martial arts cheat book, what do you think?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "The martial arts I learned before are bullshit! What about you?"

He squinted at Jiang Yulang, his eyes were slightly blue due to staying up late, but there was an astonishing look in his eyes.

Jiang Yulang rummaged through the memory of the original body, and replied: "We are each other. However, I didn't expect you to have the demeanor of ┮冲梦一欢谩Duan Huan Shengong", I thought you would be on guard against me. Got the secret book."

Xiao Yu'er laughed, and said honestly, "I originally had this idea."

Jiang Yulang said, "Why did you change your mind?"

Xiao Yu'er said very capriciously: "Now you are very pleasing to the eye."

Jiang Yulang jokingly said: "Because the younger brother has a deep love for the elder brother, that's why the elder brother's heart is as cold as iron?"

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Xiao Yu'er shivered silently, this flirtatious young man who loves to talk is really too much to bear.However, it's not annoying, and it's a little more likable than the bad things that were embarrassing in the past.

Jiang Yulang's memory has always been very good, especially after undergoing more formal memory training, it can be said that he has a photographic memory.He recalled the unclear places in "Five Absolute Magical Skills", and said softly: "Have you understood everything?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Although I am a genius, I can understand this kind of profound martial arts secrets at a glance. I am a god."

Jiang Yulang said: "What do you not understand, tell me, maybe I can help you understand."

Xiao Yuer thinks he is very smart, even smarter than Jiang Yulang, what can Jiang Yulang do for him when he can't even figure it out?

However, for the sake of the other party's earnestness, if the other party can't solve his doubts, then stop laughing at the little pervert.Unexpectedly, Jiang Yulang helped him solve half of what he didn't understand.

Xiao Yu'er exclaimed: "I can't tell, you are quite capable."

Jiang Yulang proudly said: "I am the smartest in the world..."

Xiao Yu'er interrupted: "I am the smartest person in the world!"

Jiang Yulang looked at him with vacant eyes, and said provocatively, "Since that's the case, how about you help me out?"

"Okay." Xiao Yu'er said, "What's the problem?"

Jiang Yulang pointed out his doubts one by one, Xiao Yu'er said what he understood, and let go of what he didn't understand.Half an hour later, the two of them couldn't figure out the meaning of the remaining dozen or so places, so they put it aside for the time being.

It is the hottest time of summer, the air is muggy, and even the wind is warm.

Jiang Yulang seldom stayed up late, and usually went to bed before ten o'clock at night.After staying up half the night now, I was already very sleepy, and I yawned several times, and fell asleep as soon as I touched the bed.

A fine layer of sweat oozed from Xiao Yu'er's body, and he felt a little dry and bored due to the heat.

Seeing Jiang Yulang, who was sleeping soundly, he ground his teeth in displeasure, his eyes rolled around, and he showed a smirk, then reached out and pinched Jiang Yulang's nose.

Jiang Yulang's sleep quality has always been the best, and he belongs to Zheng who can't wake up from thunder. Otherwise, he wouldn't wake up the next day and find out that he was in Yan Guazuan's arms.After a while, he felt that his breathing was not smooth, and the handsome boy in his sleep frowned, and softly patted the mischievous hand on his nose.

Xiao Yuer snorted, and took Jiang Yulang's hand hanging by his side.Smooth and delicate, like a piece of suet white jade, with the coldness of jade, it is so beautiful that it does not look like a human hand.

Xiao Yu'er doesn't care whether Jiang Yulang's hands look good or not, what he cares about is that Jiang Yulang's hands are cold.

Hands are cold, what about the body?

He observed the person who was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed for a while, and made sure that the person was sleeping like a dead pig, instead of pretending to be asleep, and tentatively hugged the person in his arms.

Jiang Yulang is a cold bone, his hands and feet are cold all year round, Xiao Yuer holds him in his arms, as if soaking in cold water in summer, refreshing and cool.Could it be that this is the "ice muscle and jade bone" that Du Jiaojiao said?

It's a pity that Jiang Yulang is not a woman, so it would be awkward to hug a man after all.

Of course, if Jiang Yulang was a woman, Xiao Yu'er would not take advantage of him.Jiang Yulang is a man, so he got the advantage and acted like a good boy, muttering in a low voice: "It's cheaper for you."

Holding the humanoid "ice pillow", Xiao Yu'er finally had a good night's sleep.

It was just dawn, and Xiao Yu'er let go of Jiang Yulang quietly. Looking at Jiang Yulang who hadn't woken up, he thought to himself that although this little fox is rotten, it still has some good points.

When Jiang Yulang woke up, he didn't find anything amiss.But Xiao Yu'er's sleeping position is more unrestrained, stretched all over the place, and shamelessly resting his legs on him.No wonder he dreamed of the fire unicorn, the instigator had been found.

Jiang Yulang took a little effort to lift the boy's legs off his body.

Xiao Yu'er opened his eyes and said, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Yulang accused: "I was crushed by you to have nightmares, but you slept comfortably."

Xiao Yuer smiled and said: "Your sleeping posture is too delicate, I can't learn it."

Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes and said, "I'm too unlucky to be locked up with someone like you."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and said: "Thinking of me, Xiao Yu'er, a handsome and handsome young man, it is your good fortune to be locked up with me."

Jiang Yulang sneered: "Some people like to put gold on their faces without shame."

"I would like to put gold on my face, but it's a pity..." Xiao Yu'er shrugged gracefully, and said, "I don't have a single coin on me."

Jiang Yulang complained, "Poor ghost."

Xiao Yu'er giggled, and said: "If you have money, you should still be locked up with me, a poor man. Maybe we two will just make do in this life."

Jiang Yulang suddenly felt that the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and there was no light ahead.

Immediately, he thought of the novel again, and Xiao Yu'er untied him soon after, and regained his strength.

In Jiang Yulang's junior high school, Щxiu read the novel "Peerless Two Pride", and later watched several versions of film and television dramas. In it, there are several types about how they can unlock their love.In the novel, it seems that Xiao Yuer opened the love lock by himself, but in the TV series, it seems that it was cut off by Jiang Biehe's dagger.

Jiang Yulang's eyes moved slightly. He asked Xiao Yu'er before, and the other party said he couldn't solve it, so the matter was left alone, but now he can try again.

"Aren't you known as the smartest person in the world? It's just a lock, can it stump you?"

Xiao Yu'er said calmly, "You suspect that I'm lying, don't you?"

Jiang Yulang said, "Isn't it?"

Xiao Yu'er snorted coldly and said: "I knew you little pervert was very suspicious. Do you think I like being locked up with men? You are not a stunning beauty, and I don't have much patience. If I can untie it, I will soon I couldn’t wait to untie it.”

Jiang Yulang was dubious, it seemed that he could not get the answer, and it was meaningless to investigate further.

On the third day when Xiao Yuer secretly used Jiang Yulang as a cooling pillow, Jiang Yulang woke up in the middle of the night to deliver the goods, and finally found out that he was being taken advantage of by the male protagonist, and kicked him under the bed.

But he seemed to have forgotten that he and Xiao Yu'er were locked together, so he fell under the bed, fortunately there was a "cushion" underneath to cushion him.So, Xiao Yu'er was miserable, almost a mouthful of old blood was squeezed out.

"Good job Jiang Yulang, just a few days after I let down my guard against you, you sneaked up on me in the middle of the night." Xiao Yu'er grinned in pain, feeling like his body was about to fall apart.Holding his waist for a long time, he got up tremblingly.

Not to be outdone, Jiang Yulang said, "Who told you to treat me like a woman and hold me in your arms!"

Xiao Yu'er didn't blush, and made a disgusted expression, and hit back: "You are not a peerless beauty, why should I hug you to sleep? It was you who took the initiative to get into my arms, and I tried my best to refuse." It's gone, but it's of no use."

Seeing his swear words, Jiang Yulang said uncertainly, "Is there no difference in my sleeping position?"

Xiao Yuer said: "You have."

Jiang Yulang said, "You can sleep with your back to me."

Xiao Yu'er said: "If that's the case, it will become you hugging my waist. How can a masculine person like me suffer such a shame and humiliation."

Jiang Yulang: "..." If you can't, can I?

In order to prevent Jiang Yulang from being woken up by urinating in the middle of the night, Xiao Yuer would go to the latrine before going to bed.

Jiang Yulang was locked together with him, and he was smoked. To be fair, he had to release water, and asked the other party to wait to be smoked by the stench.

After Jiang Yulang fell asleep, Xiao Yu'er hugged him in his arms to cool down again, and touched his sleeping point just to be on the safe side.

***

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er went south all the way, and when they encountered difficulties on the way, they always got help from others.

Jiang Yulang said with emotion: "It is the most correct transaction you have done in this life for you to return the copper talisman to Master Shenxi."

Xiao Yu'er said: "My business has brought you a lot of credit."

According to the plot of the original novel, after Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer escaped from the underground palace, they encountered Xuanyuan Sanguang, one of the ten villains at the exit of the temple, who was forcing others to gamble with him.

Xuanyuan Sanguang, an evil gambler, whenever he meets someone, he needs the other party to gamble with him.

He chopped off a finger when he lost, and the opponent lost terribly.It is best if the opponent is willing to bet, but if he is not willing to rely on his martial arts to force the opponent to gamble, it is simply unreasonable.

The site where the temple is located belongs to Emei, Xuanyuan Sanguang killed someone here, which violated the rules of the Emei sect.Daoist Shenxi, the head of the Emei School, naturally would not sit idly by.Thus, the two masters came to a game of gambling.

One is pressed on the head of the neck, and the other is pressed on the bronze talisman of the head of the Emei Sect.

As a result, Daoist Shen Xi unfortunately lost to Xuanyuan Sanguang.

Seeing this, Xiao Yu'er also gambled with Xuanyuan Sanguang, gave full play to his intelligence, and won the bronze amulet of the master from Xuanyuan Sanguang, and unconditionally passed it on to Taoist Master Shenxi.

Taoist Shenxi reciprocated, entrusting friends from all walks of life in the rivers and lakes to secretly take care of Xiao Yu'er.

Jiang Yulang raised his hand as a signal, and said: "There is no way, who told us to be locked together, good luck┫晚谢谢┑拍!

Xiao Yu'er said: "When will you ask me to enjoy happiness with you?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Hurry up, when we get to the place, some of my friends will treat you well."

Xiao Yu'er laughed and said: "You are not afraid that I will pass on your words to your cronies."

Jiang Yulang said, "Whose words do you think a long-time friend and a stranger will trust?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Treacherous, cunning."

Not only was Jiang Yulang not angry, but he smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment. In fact, I am not as good as you said."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Whoever praised you is actually thicker than him, I can't believe it!

At this time, an old lady came towards her with a basket on her shoulders, her eyes fell on the hands of the two who were inseparably locked, she looked contemptuous, and she quickened her steps to move away from the pair of rabbit masters.

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer, the straight men, looked at each other for no reason.

Not long after, another smeared son led a group of servants past.When he saw the love lock, his eyes lit up, and he asked the book boy in a low voice, "Is this a new trick that has become popular recently?"

The book boy hesitated and said, "Maybe?"

Brother Young Master was in a happy mood and said, "Let's try it tonight."

The book boy blushed, and whispered back: "Okay."

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer who were locked up: "..."

#They heard things they shouldn't have heard#

#From Jiquan Sensen's malice#

#They are more innocent than white lotus#

#A large pot of dog blood fell from the sky, they are dirty#

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er looked at each other, then turned their heads together, and kept away from each other, to show that they were not ambiguous, and being locked together was forced to helplessness, it wasn't broken sleeves!

The author has something to say: No matter in the novel or in the film and television drama, the plot where Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer are locked together is the source of my happiness.

感谢在2021-07-0523:59:20~2021-07-0623:53:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Yuanmu;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of gentleness and consideration;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!