Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Chapter 135 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 2

Xiao Yu'er swallowed with difficulty, panicked in his heart, forced himself to be calm, and said, "Don't you like women, you romantic?"

Xiao Yu'er realized belatedly that Jiang Yulang, a flirtatious ghost, only likes women, and he undresses and takes off his clothes, just to frighten him.Small sample, trying to scare him, no way!

After seeing through Jiang Yulang's trick, Xiao Yu'er immediately raised his head and chest out, showing a playful smile, and said, "I'm not scared, Xiao Yu'er, if you have the ability!"

Jiang Yulang's clothes were half-faded, his exposed shoulders were white and shiny, Xiao Yu'er's eyes were fixed on it, and he sighed in his heart: As expected of a pretty boy, his skin is even fairer and more delicate than a woman's.What does a man want to be so white and tender, what a waste of this good skin!

Jiang Yulang stared at the arrogant young man, his beautiful peach eyes slightly curved, and said: "Brother is so enthusiastic, it's really hard to be kind. Although the character of the big brother doesn't meet the taste of the younger brother, but the appearance is still eye-catching. The younger brother Mian I can barely accept you."

Whoever is enthusiastic, let your mother's shit go!

I have a bad personality, why doesn't it suit your taste?

Is there a man more handsome than him in the world?Why did you reluctantly accept it?

What's with that merciful tone!

Even if he didn't want to have a negative distance relationship with Jiang Yulang, Xiao Yuer couldn't help being belittled by the other party.He said with a displeased face: "What do you mean it's still eye-catching? I, Xiao Yu'er, am the most beautiful man in the world. Don't be cheap and act like a good boy."

"Yeah." Jiang Yulang nodded perfunctorily, and said, "Then lie down quickly."

Xiao Yu'er shivered, and said: "What do you want to do? Why did you tell me to lie down?"

"I'm so lucky to spoil you." Jiang Yulang's tone was doting, as if his naturally affectionate eyes had cast a wink at the scarred boy, and he shoved the boy shyly, causing him to almost fall under the bed.

"It's disgusting to ask questions knowingly."

"........."

Xiao Yu'er trembled, and then trembled, disgusted enough, "Can you, a big man, stop making trouble? You are a sissy. And..."

Xiao Yu'er couldn't believe it: "Why am I lying down instead of you? Look at your slender, slender and fragile appearance, and look at my uncle's powerful physique. Who should be lying down? Can you Can't you be a little self-aware?"

A soldier can be killed and cannot be humiliated, his little fish will never succumb to a man!

Jiang Yulang said: "A real man is no match for his physique."

Xiao Yu'er said, "What's that better?"

Jiang Yulang's gaze moved down, and Xiao Yu'er lowered his head following his gaze, and landed on the secret weapon that all men have.

"Jiang Yulang, Jiang Yulang." Xiao Yuer shook his head, full of disbelief and said, "You really are a pervert."

"Comparison?"

"Bijibi, am I still afraid of you?" Xiao Yu'er crossed his arms and said disdainfully: "But you have to be mentally prepared, I'm afraid that you have seen what is called a man with a man and a queen, and you will feel inferior in your heart."

Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows lightly, showing Ba Zongshi's evil smile, and deliberately lowered his voice, saying: "Some people look weak on the surface, but in fact they are very talented and hide it deeply."

Xiao Yu'er's heart tightened.

Xiao Yu'er is the hero of a martial arts novel, so the standard equipment is naturally top-notch, but no matter how pretentious he is, he understands that there are exceptions to everything.Could it be that Jiang Yulang is stronger than him?

But the arrow had to be fired, since he boasted, he just had to bite the bullet.

Xiao Yu'er was uneasy, and in just a few breaths, he thought of a dozen ways to deal with what happened next.If he is better than Jiang Yulang, then he must hurt the opponent and be ashamed to see others; if Jiang Yulang is slightly better, he must analyze and look at the problem from different angles of length, width and height, so that he will not fall behind.

However, at a critical moment, someone lost the chain.I saw Jiang Yulang swaying slightly, rubbing his temples, with a sharp light in his eyes, and asked, "Did you drug me?"

"Huh?" Xiao Yu'er said with a puzzled expression, "I want to prescribe medicine to you, but look here, is there any condition for me to prescribe medicine?"

Jiang Yulang doubted, "You didn't take the medicine, why am I dizzy?"

Xiao Yuer thought of something, covered his mouth and snickered, "Probably it's a side effect of your excessive debt before. It made you lustful, you deserve it!"

Jiang Yulang: "..."

I'm not!I don't!I am an innocent magician!

However, dizziness, dizziness, dim eyesight, and weakness in the waist and legs are obviously symptoms of kidney deficiency, commonly known as kidney deficiency.

Jiang Yulang's grief came from this. He is such a pure and pure man who emerges from the mud like a flower like a jade, and if he loses his virginity unexpectedly in another world, he even suffers from kidney deficiency!

Xiao Yu'er looked at Jiang Yulang's expression as if struck by lightning, he sympathized and gloated, "Xiaokou Mimi mentioned you to me earlier."

Jiang Yulang glanced at the boy listlessly, and said, "It's not a good thing to think about."

Xiao Yu'er said: "You guessed right, it's useless for her to scold you."

Jiang Yulang looked at the original body's memory, his face twitched, and he said: "Do you think my face is very haggard?"

Xiao Yu'er looked at it carefully, nodded and said: "Sallow and emaciated, I think I have suffered a lot."

Jiang Yulang sighed: "I was tricked by Xiaokou Mimi to come to Xiaoyao Palace, how handsome and unrestrained I am. After I came to Xiaoyao Palace, I enjoyed the first three days."

Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but said, "You have such strong taste, Xiaokou Mimi is probably older than your mother."

"What do you know?" Jiang Yulang choked, and expressed his personal love quotes: "The older a woman is, the more mature and attractive she is. Those who have not experienced it will not understand."

Jiang Yulang shook his head.

Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes and said, "I would rather never understand."

Jiang Yulang said again: "Xiaokou Mimi has practiced a kind of evil martial art, which specializes in harvesting yang and tonifying yin. I didn't know it at first, but when I found out later, it was too late."

Xiao Yu'er said professionally: "I found out early, and you are not her opponent."

"To each other." Jiang Yulang said: "I'm not her opponent, isn't it the same for you, Queen?"

Xiao Yu'er giggled and said, "You know I'm the queen, why don't you kneel down and worship me?"

Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes at him.

Xiao Yu'er rubbed his chin and said, "I found that you seem to have changed."

Jiang Yulang's heart skipped a beat, he smiled unnaturally and said, "What changed?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Back then you were vicious like a poisonous snake, cunning like a fox, full of murderous intent towards me, always looking for opportunities to kill me. Now... it seems that there are signs of turning around."

Jiang Yulang was startled by the hero's sensitivity. He stared at the handsome boy with the scar and said, "Do you want to know the reason?"

Xiao Yu'er made a gesture of invitation, "Say it."

Jiang Yulang looked at him pretending to be affectionate, and said softly, "Because, little brother, I'm in love with big brother."

Xiao Yu'er's scalp was numb from his gaze.

"If I hadn't been affectionate, wouldn't it be me who you're talking about?"

"Who else is there but you?"

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Xiao Yu'er laughed twice, and changed the subject abruptly: "What kind of evil martial arts did Xiaokou Mimi practice, which can suck up a man's vitality?"

"Who knows." Jiang Yulang said: "In short, if you want to survive, you must fall out of favor."

Xiao Yu'er said: "When did you fall out of favor?"

Jiang Yulang thought for a while and said, "After ten days with her."

Xiao Yu'er exclaimed, "Not bad, it lasted for ten days."

If it were him, he could last for ten days, but his condition is probably about the same as that of Jiang Yulang.After all, he is a human, not a beast in estrus, which lasts for ten days and half a month.

Xiaokou Mimi went too far, trying hard for ten days, and scolding others was useless.Oh, poor little fox.

Xiao Yu'er yawned and lay down again.

Jiang Yulang raised his hand, pointed to the chain on his wrist, and said, "Can you untie this?"

"This is a love lock. It needs to be locked for a lifetime. It can be unlocked casually. Is it still called a love lock?" With Xiao Yu'er's ability, it can be unlocked naturally, but in order to investigate Jiang Biehe, he has to do it in a short time won't unravel.

"Okay, I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me." Xiao Yu'er opened his mouth wide again and yawned, then turned his back to Jiang Yulang.

Jiang Yulang didn't let him sleep, "Let me have a look at the Wujue Divine Art."

Traveling to this world of swords, lights and swords, it is impossible to defend yourself without some martial arts.Xiao Yu'er sat up, stared at him and said, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

Jiang Yulang said, "I'm afraid you won't kill me if you do something."

Xiao Yu'er said: "It's hard to say, you little fox is full of bad water, in order not to let yourself die in ignorance, killing you is the best choice."

Jiang Yulang shook his head and said, "If you wanted to kill me, you would have done it long ago. Through getting along these days, I have seen through what kind of person you are."

"Oh?" Xiao Yu'er said, "Tell me about it, and I'll judge you right or wrong."

In order to be able to see "Five Absolute Magical Skills", Jiang Yulang came up with a rainbow fart, "Brother, you are smart, resourceful, resourceful, and have an exquisite heart. If you call yourself the second smartest person, no one dares to be the first!" .My younger brother’s admiration for my eldest brother is like a torrential river. My younger brother never obeys others, only you.”

Xiao Yu'er felt very comfortable being flattered by Rainbow, "No one can match your flattering."

Jiang Yulang said: "This is not flattery, this is my true feeling from the bottom of my heart."

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "You still see something, say more, make me happy."

Jiang Yulang said: "Although the elder brother keeps saying that he is a wicked person, he has never done evil things. He also showed mercy to the younger brother many times, and the younger brother is very grateful."

The corners of Xiao Yu'er's lips curled up, and he said: "You also know that I am merciful to you. I rescued you again and again, but you took the opportunity to kill me. Do you think you are a little white-eyed wolf? "

Jiang Yulang cupped his hands and said, "Little brother will definitely correct his mistakes in the future, and please forgive my previous offense."

Xiao Yu'er seemed to be in a good mood, and said, "Look at your performance."

This little fish is really hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, especially easy to coax.Jiang Yulang showed a flattering smile and said, "Brother, that Wujue magic skill..."

Xiao Yu'er's eyes flickered, he took out the cheat book from his pocket, and said slowly: "I was disturbed by you a few times, and all the sleepy ones ran away. Anyway, I have nothing to do, so let's read it with you."

Jiang Yulang smiled slightly when he heard the words, and the hero in Xindao was really still on guard against him.

"Okay, if you encounter something that you don't understand, I hope that my elder brother will not hesitate to enlighten me."

"Good talk, good talk."

The author has something to say: Little Fox is the nickname given to Jiang Yulang by Xiao Yuer in the original book.There have been many major changes in the plot, and now it's time for the two to escape from the underground palace.

感谢在2021-07-0423:58:30~2021-07-0523:59:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Yuanmu;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Jiujiu cat 17 bottles; Seventeen 5 bottles

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