Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

In the silence of Wan Lai, the face of the man who had been sitting at the back of the classroom smiling and pretending to be calm and clear suddenly froze, and then, a cloud of suspicious green air spread upward from the base of the man's neck, and suddenly broke through his forehead.

The classroom exploded.

Classmate A: "Really, how dare you say it! Do any of you dare to look back at Wang's expression?"

Classmate B: "If Tang Yuanjun doesn't die today, I will bow down under his school uniform pants and be the boss in the future!"

Classmate C: "Isn't it rumored that his IQ crushes the entire StarCraft? Is this a human being?"

Classmate D: "Tsk tsk, looking at his explosive power, I thought it would be a dark horse that came out, but I didn't expect the dark horse to smash its head on the door frame as soon as it got out of the stable..."

The rest of the students: "..."

It took several minutes for the boiling classroom to quiet down. The principal and director all stood up and looked at An Feila in embarrassment, as if they wanted to try their best to save the situation but couldn't speak because of their emotional intelligence.The dignified atmosphere startled Little Fatty Tang, who was only trying to make trouble on purpose, and began to wonder in his heart whether he had played too much.

At this moment, there was a gasping sound from beside him.

"Little fat man, is this the meaning of this deity in your heart?" An Feila returned to her normal complexion, but a dangerous light was faintly visible in those azure blue eyes. He stood up casually, but raised his hand. Tang Yuanjun's fleshy chin forced him to look at him.

Hey Hey hey!dude!I'm just joking, why are you so serious?Don't look at me like that, hey!I know your eyes are blue, you can't stare at me like this because your eyes are blue, the sea is also very scary when there is a tsunami, okay?

Tang Xiaopang, who is extremely rich in mental activities, is currently looking at the other party anxiously, his round eyes are like two shining obsidian, but with a hint of embarrassment, he subconsciously dodges the other party's overpowering attack. aura.

An Feila smiled suddenly, the danger in her blue eyes receded, her sexy thin lips parted slightly, but she said a shocking sentence: "I know, you must be joking. The spirit summoned across countless galaxies Candidates for the battle should be born with some kind of magical connection with the deity, how could you do it on purpose."

One stone can start a thousand waves!After An Feila finished speaking, there was no sound in the classroom. Except for Al, who had known the inside story on the podium, helplessly holding his forehead, everyone else looked like they were watching someone else's live broadcast.

How did you say that sentence?Oh yes, I was shocked at the time.This little fat man has such a big background?Cosmic Summoner?Just him? ? ?

Successfully attracted a lot of hatred for the little fat man. The black-bellied interstellar leader brought his signature senior, Chun Fengxiao, and accompanied by a group of school leaders, he announced leisurely: "The students in class A are indeed of good quality, and the whole class passed." Then coolly He left surrounded by the crowd.

Fatty Tang, who was forced again, was left behind.

After watching An Feila leave the classroom in unison, the students turned their heads from all directions in unison, focusing on the little fat man in the corner.Tang Yuanjun smiled awkwardly, sat down bravely, grabbed Ai Rui who was beside him, and asked with his mouth: "What should I do?"

Ai Rui stared: "Don't ask me, I'm still in a state of coercion."

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

…………

In other words, on the distant earth, there is a law that has been tried and tested in the entertainment industry, that is-"Ten painstakingly good books are worse than having an affair with the topic character." very applicable.

Tang Yuanjun's popularity has taken a creepy leap. When he goes to the cafeteria to pick up apples at noon, the uncle who cooks will smile and sigh: "Hey, the person chosen by the king himself, how can he only eat such a small amount of food, and he can't be abused even if he loses weight." Myself, come here, uncle will beat the meat."——Speaking, a large spoon full of fragrant and oily twice-cooked pork was honestly put in Tang Yuanjun's rice bowl.

Of course, there are many people who are popular, and not everyone is as kind as Uncle Dafan.Tang Yuanjun felt that after his identity was made public, he received more doubts and slander.

Some people said: "With luck, I won a competition, and I got [-] to [-] yuan, and I didn't even pay for the king's support? Don't be too lazy, fat man, if you have the ability, come and practice with me after class?"——This It's Fauvism.

Someone else said: "You didn't understand what the king said. Since it was a well-selected battle, why is there an audition now? It's so obvious. He is fat and ugly, and the king doesn't like him at all. Abandoned."—this is the mean party.

Generally speaking, this kind of simple and rude personal attack will usually cause small-scale Four-leaf Clover fans to fight back-"How did you speak? The four-leaf clover meat is a bit fleshy, which eye of yours sees the four-leaf clover ugly? ?” It’s just that this seems to be a well-founded counterattack, because the voice is too weak, and it is often quickly drowned out by more slander.

What's worse is that after the topic was discussed for a long time, a person who claimed to be the head of the Luo'an fan support group stood up and scolded Fatty Tang in the forum for wanting to be a phoenix, blocking the true pride of heaven I vowed to give Fatty Tang a good look in the next mecha confrontation.When Fatty Tang was in the shock of "I only rely on a school, how can someone's fan support group exist?" The real vest said a word in the forum.

"Students, don't scold any more. Tang will not block my way. All the descendants of the Green family will contribute everything to Allah and the king, and so will I. It doesn't matter who gets the final battle position, it doesn't matter. Whether such a result is what I want to see, before the result comes out, I will maintain the best state and try my best to fight for it.”

Tang Yuanjun read both sides of this passage in a daze, then turned his head in shock to face Ai Rui who was beside him with a helpless face, and stammered: "Mom, motherfucker! I didn't realize that this thing is actually a beautiful flower. White lotus??"

Ai Rui nodded in pain, patted the fat man on the shoulder, and sighed: "You are too young to fight with him."

"This... I, I... Did I offend him? Why did I stand in his way when everyone competes fairly? Let him say that I am shameless and rely on some shady power, me, me, me..." Fatty Tang was angry With a slap of his little arm, he stood directly on the stool, gestured to the screen, and began to express his feelings brokenly, but he was too emotional, so that Ai Rui didn't understand a word of the vernacular for a long time.

Ai Rui read the post he had read a long time ago, sighed, and appeased Tang Yuanjun: "Your existence is a great threat to Luo An, maybe the bystanders still can't see clearly, but their eyes are slightly brighter. Some people—such as Luo An himself, such as me, such as my brother Al, and even such as Wang, can see that Jinlin is not a thing in the pool, and one day it will turn into a dragon when it encounters wind and rain. Fatty, you It is indeed the biggest obstacle in front of Luo An."

"What?" Fatty Tang felt unbelievable: "Big brother, you have a funny head. He is Mr. Ying, the legendary man, okay! I am a little transparent fat man from an alien, how could I become his? Obstacle!"

Ai Rui sighed, and his eyes had deep meaning: "You grow up too fast, even if I were Luo An, I would still feel threatened."

Tang Yuanjun: "??"

Ai Rui didn't explain any more, but only said that he should step up his practice so that the mecha operation could be advanced as soon as possible.

that's all.

No matter how much Tang Yuanjun can't understand the behavior of the proud son of heaven, Luo'an, this inexplicable enemy has already declared war, so it is impossible to have illusions of shaking hands.Fatty Tang stayed up all night, squatting in the forum to observe the wind and grass.He found sadly that, facing the stable and popular classmate Wang Luo'an, the little fans he had accumulated before were just a drop in the bucket.The head of the support group came out to say something before, but it didn't bring much influence. As a result, Luo An sent out these few lines, and he went directly from the school's lucky mascot to a street mouse that everyone shouted and beat .

What is this called!

The situation that makes people worry about it day and night is very helpful for Tang Yuanjun to lose weight. On the morning of the audition, Fatty Tang went on the scale, and his weight has become 69kg, which is lighter than what he reported.Fatty Tang finally had something that could straighten his back. Facing the outline that he should have gradually emerged in the mirror, Fatty Tang couldn't cheer up. He deliberately dawdled in the dormitory for a long time, After the assessment of the large army was over, he appeared in the assessment hall alone.

All the indicators are very good, through the beeping beeping sound, Tang Yuanjun finally successfully got the red badge of the first round of the audition, but the whole person seems to have collapsed, without any energy.

Walking alone in the somewhat sweltering boulevard, a familiar voice that made people gnash their teeth suddenly came from beside him—"Hey, fat man, have you passed the exam? Why aren't you happy?"

Tang Yuanjun raised his head angrily, and looked at the tall man, his azure blue eyes were clearer than the blue sky, and he didn't see the slightest bit of guilt for hurting others.

However, before he could complain angrily, Amphora had already held his hand.

Fatty Tang: "..."

It was still that temperature, the same as the finger that touched his lips that day, cool, powerful, and ambiguous.

Fatty Tang suddenly realized that no matter how much he hated this mean-spirited man, he couldn't resist his physical contact.It's like two people are born with a pair of magnetic poles in their bodies, one is the south pole and the other is the north pole. If they get a little closer, the inner gravitational force will offset all repulsion, making it difficult for him to refuse his approach.

So, Fatty Tang could only ask sullenly: "Why, where are you taking me?"

An Feila smiled inscrutablely: "Do you really think that this deity is harming you? Fool, I am helping you gain popularity as quickly as possible."

"Oh, thank you so much." Fatty Tang said angrily.

An Feila was not angry at all, but pulled him with a smile, and said: "The first round of screening candidates will participate in the official selection announcement meeting. According to international practice, at this announcement meeting, this deity will be selected by lottery. Candidates for a mecha confrontation exhibition match, guess who is the result of the draw?"

Tang Yuanjun: "... Please tell me you are joking! Please tell me!"

An Feila smiled and raised her fingers to pinch the tender flesh on his face, and said, "Ah, I thought you would be very happy. I'm so sorry, I made Al do a little trick on purpose, You were the one who was drawn."

The author has something to say: pull the little hand down the tree-lined road, short oil~

Tang Yuanjun (rolling his eyes): But the truth is not as good as you think, goodbye manually