Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

So the ignorant Tang Fatty savored this passage carefully, and realized that it was a lofty compliment from his companions, so he belatedly realized that the attention he received after stepping into the class this morning Li, because of his record-breaking performance.

So Fatty Tang scratched his head, and swallowed back the words that had come to his lips with some embarrassment.

This sentence is - "Oh, it's impossible, how could there be a wrong question, I checked it..."

If Fatty Tang said these words, there would definitely be a resounding sound in the classroom——

"I rely on this little chubby to smash my face!"

"I rely on the fact that I still have time to check!"

"I seem to have heard something extraordinary..."

Tang Yuanjun envisioned the above scenario, shut his mouth very wisely, took out the textbook carefully, and prepared to start the class.

After this round of mid-term exams, Tang Yuanjun jumped from the position of Shuangxiu Dog to Shuangxiu God without a doubt, which directly reflected that he got a lot of respect from teachers and students, and the students who usually ignored him were also in class. Jian smiled and surrounded his table, calling "Clover, you are so cute" affectionately, while touching and prodding him.

Fatty Tang said that he doesn't like this kind of physical contact, and it feels strange to be pinched and played by a group of people.

But nothing can be done.Ai Rui once couldn't stand it and tried to break the siege, but was immediately overwhelmed by the sentence: "It has appeared! The legendary loyal dog's attack and protection skills!"

Today is the day before the audition. After the usual courses, the students' self-study time was ruthlessly deprived.The reason is - the Monarch Consulate sent a small team to the academy, and before screening the candidates for their abilities, they would first conduct an ideological screening of each applicant.

What is ideological selection?Teacher Vera cleared her throat and announced, "Probably it's an investigation on the three views. Students don't need to be nervous, just cooperate with the staff to answer the questions."

Fatty Tang understood, something similar to thought report meetings, I never thought that the advanced Allah star would also do this kind of thing.However, just when he expressed that he was bored, Teacher Vera changed the subject and announced another explosive news: "For the sake of fairness, each chief examiner will bring a deputy examiner. As a special emphasis on Class A, it is also It is a great honor to come from the Monarch Consulate, King Amphora will personally come to our class as the deputy examiner."

Teacher Vera's voice fell, and the classroom was quiet for two seconds. Then, in this small classroom, which was many times smaller than the practice hall, there was an even deafening cheer than in the practice hall the day before.

Tang Yuanjun was directly deafened. Amidst the overwhelming cheers, he pulled his neck and shouted to Ai Rui: "Why are they so excited!"

Ai Rui yelled and replied: "Because the king is loved by thousands of people! Senior Amphora is also respected by all the younger students!"

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

Accompanied by the starry eyes of the students, the assessment team entered the college with great momentum.So Fatty Tang lay on the table, watching their homeroom teacher, director of academic affairs, and principal all appear on the stool in front of the class. Then, he saw Al, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and then... Hehehe...that narcissistic and smelly man.

Tang Yuanjun swore that the moment Anfeila walked into the classroom, everyone's breathing became more rapid, including Luo An, who was always calm and calm not far away.

Tch, what a big deal.Fatty Tang glanced at the slender and tall figure on the podium disdainfully, his throat moved, and he thought with some reluctance: Although it is true that he looks handsome, that is no match for the soul with scum written from head to toe ah.

What's more, no matter in terms of IQ or historical achievements, An Feila is just a former No.1 who has just been defeated by him.What is the "Light of the Future" of Anla Star, hehehe, big brother, you have already been stepped on, don't you know?

An Feila on the podium was completely different from the usual cold and mean man, he was filled with the kind and warm light from the "senior", nodding and smiling at everyone - immediately below was the chaotic thumping heartbeat, separated by With strong and powerful pectoralis major muscles, Fatty Tang really listened.

After An Feila was satisfied with receiving a large wave of admiring eyes, she swept her gaze, and finally found the chubby figure she wanted to see from the crowd.

Well, don't say it, it seems that the chin is a little pointed.Tsk tsk, look at the disdain on this face, if the barrage can be opened, there must have been [-] complaints in front of this little round face.

Amphora was not angry, and swaggered to let Al drag the seat prepared for him from the front of the classroom to the back.

Then, just like that, Mr. Leader walked over to Tang Yuanjun with shocked, curious, and jealous eyes, and sat down gracefully.

"Hi, fat man, long time no see, I've lost weight..." He greeted with a smile.

Everyone - I rely on them to know each other!

Tang Yuanjun: (;￣ェ￣) Who are you!

With the different moods of the people in the room, this supposedly serious investigation began like this.

As the chief examiner, Al's first question was: "Why did you sign up for Jingzhan?"

——Student A: "Because that is the highest honor of Anla Star!"

——Student B: "Because I am willing to do everything for the king!"

——Chaxuan: "As Rice's crown prince, can I go back to sleep?"

——Luan: "The people of the Green family are born to be loyal to Allah and the king."

When the students each reported their enthusiastic answers, Tang Fatty disdainfully organized his own words while contemptuously in his heart.He thought that he didn't have any sense of belonging to this planet, so he just found a few that sounded reliable, and rephrased them in another way.

Unexpectedly, when it was time for him to answer, Al suddenly lowered his head and flipped through the memo in his hand, and said, "Wait a minute, you have a different question."

What?

Fatty Tang, who was about to recite the prepared answer, was interrupted, and then saw Al read out the memo word by word: "As the alien who saw King Amphora for the first time after time travel , please prepare a statement of about 1 minute to explain your first impression of Wang's appearance."

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

Classmates—wow, why don't you throw such a brilliant question to me!I also want to praise the gods, it's not fair!

Amphora—continue to maintain an elegant smile.

Tang Yuanjun is full of heart and lungs and only has three words - people and things? ?

Ai Rui coughed twice, approached him and reminded him in a low voice: "Fatty, no matter what you think in your heart, you must say something nice."

So Little Fatty Tang took a deep breath, and squeezed out the words through his teeth: "Very handsome... I feel like I have seen a god, heroic, imposing, dignified, and suave... In short, very handsome..."

As soon as he finished speaking, before he had time to lie down on the table to vomit, Fatty Tang's head was warmly stroked by the man sitting next to him: "I'm so embarrassed by the boastful deity, who asked this question, really I hate it. Fatty, your face is so red, does it really make people blush when you tell the truth, ha ha."

Al: Wang, are you asking this question specially for him?

Tang Yuanjun: You are triumphant! !Bad face! !

Everyone: Why is the king so close to him! !Is this the legendary dark-type pampering?Is the second son and the four-leaf clover going to be demolished like this? !

As if hearing the cracking sound of a broken heart, Al sighed and continued to ask: "The next question, what efforts have you made for the campaign?"

Classmate A: "I have very intensive physical training every day, and at the same time study hard on mecha theory books!"

Classmate B: "Make yourself a more perfect person! Needless to say about ability, I know that Wang also values ​​the appearance of his future partner very much. I take care of my skin every day, so that although I am strong, I will not Will look like a rough man!"

An Feila interrupted: "This classmate is right."

Luo An: "I am the king of mechs in the generation of Anla Star, and I will continue to maintain my status. At the same time, I will learn more from my father so that I can understand the king better."

Chaxuan: "...snoring..."

Tang Yuanjun: "While I was studying mech manipulation, I also minored in..."

Al: "Wait a minute, oh, that's not your problem, where is your problem... I'll look for it... Oh here, please listen to the question - what are the different meanings of the three words Amphora to you ? Please organize your language and give an explanation of about 1 minute."

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

An Feila (smiling): "Answer well, Fatty, I like you."

Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it anymore, Fatty Tang clenched his small fists bitterly, suddenly had an idea, licked his lips, and said obediently: "This question is on point, An Feila Those three words really mean a lot to me."

A well-behaved answer that surprised Anfeila, Anfeila raised her eyebrows with interest, looked at the serious-faced little fat man, and prepared to meet a series of questions such as "These three words are like a call of fate", "" These three words are the meaning of my future life" or something like that.

In the quiet classroom, only Tang Yuanjun recited this passage sincerely:

"Amphetrine, also known as diethylpropione, is a very mainstream weight-loss drug ingredient. Oral 25 mg three times a day one hour before meals, 2 months as a course of treatment. As a fat man, as early as coming Before coming to Anlaxing, I have been searching for a good way to lose weight for many years, and Amfepratone is a medicine that can see immediate results. However, it has a series of side effects, which can cause insomnia, nausea, diarrhea, etc. , long-term service will also produce a dependent psychology, so I was finally abandoned. However, after seeing King Amphora for the first time, and then hearing that his name is Amphora, on a strange planet, this It still makes me feel very kind. Therefore, the three words "Amphora" do have extraordinary meaning to me."

The entire classroom was silent.

The author has something to say: I think Amphora's expression at this time must be like this: (@_@)

Puhaha, Mr. Leader, who wanted to get a lot of admiration, fainted on the spot