Teacher, breathe for me

The next day, Qiao Xiu didn't realize it himself, but a large number of fans circled him, saying that he was following him, and the microblog was so cold that thousands of mountains and birds flew across thousands of paths and people disappeared, and only followed him.

Qiao Xiu was forced to form CP without any precaution.

But no matter what, Qiao Xiu returned to his fans out of politeness, and by the way, watched the unflammable weibo.

There are not many microblogs, and most of them are automatic links to forward microblogs or their own songs.Lazy as Qiao Xiu has been criticized by fans as late stage of lazy cancer, but Qiao Xiu thinks that at least he will be more ordinary, compared to not burning, he is considered a hardworking bee.

Two-dimensional forming a new cp team is not a big deal for Qiao Xiu, the third dimension continues to be busy, being the master slave of the students at school, and being a cat slave at home.

The first math unit test of this semester has ended, and Qiao Xiu, who was sitting in the office correcting the test papers, looked bitter and bitter, as if he was constipated.

I have said the key points a hundred and eighty times, and someone can be wrong. Are these students pigs!

If you don’t know how to do it, you won’t be empty. Is it interesting to draw a villain and say “Teacher, do you have an appointment?”!Why don't you do a few more questions when you have this spare time!

Until Qiao revised the paper with Qi Yan's domineering handwriting, Qiao Xiu was able to absorb some warmth and reward from the students despite the heavy blow.

Don't look at this kid, Qi Yan, who sleeps in and out of class every day, and is unambiguous in the exam, which makes Qiao Xiu's impression of him greatly enhanced.

However, not long after, a teacher came to him: "Mr. Qiao, go and have a look. I heard that your students are fighting with those in Class [-]."

Qiao Xiu raised his head and glanced at the teacher, deeply helpless: "Thank you, where are you going?"

"The Tiyi Building, you should go and have a look."

"Okay, thank you." Qiao Xiu collected the exam papers and walked towards the Tiyi Building.

The Tiyi building was already surrounded by people, Qiao Xiu patted the students who were blocking the block, and when he got closer, he saw that the fight had already been done, two rows of people were holding their eyebrows coldly, and there was a long-legged girl standing beside him.

Qi Yan stood on the far side with an indifferent expression, it seemed that he didn't do anything.

"What's going on?" Qiao Xiu's face was expressionless.

When the students in my class saw him coming, they all yelled "Brother Qiao" in a low voice.

Looking at the more or less wounds on their faces, Joshua became even more unhappy: "Who will tell me what's going on?"

Wang Haoyang spoke: "That group of sons of bitches in Class [-] snatched Qi Yan's girlfriend!"

Class [-] immediately scolded back: "Ah bah! Qi Yan and Zheng Shi haven't written off their horoscopes yet! You're still a girlfriend! You're ashamed to say so!"

"Damn it, you need a beating, don't you!"

Qiao Xiu: "Okay, you guys, your eardrums are going to be shattered." He turned his gaze to Qi Yan, "Please explain to me."

Qi Yan lowered his head, looking in a bad mood: "That's it."

Qiao Xiu was so angry with such ambiguous answers that his stomach ached. Just then, the head teacher of Class [-] also came, and he yelled angrily as soon as he arrived: "You are causing trouble again! How did you promise my mother before!"

Joshua's eardrums were about to be shattered.

What happened is very simple, that is, this Zheng Shi has always liked Qi Yan, and Zheng Shi is pretty, but Qi Yan is always lukewarm and silent.In physical education class today, some people from Class [-] came to tease Zheng Shi a few words, Qi Yan's brothers took Zheng Shi as Qi Yan's girlfriend by default, but they couldn't see it, and after a few words of argument, they started fighting.

In fact, it's not a big deal. Qiao Xiu felt that the problem of grabbing girls in his student days had been a popular stalk since he was a student. However, the head teacher of Class [-] took it seriously, and he must educate Qiao Xiu clearly.

Zheng Shi is from a foreign class, but she is also standing by the side, pulling Qi Yan's clothes from time to time.

Qi Yan looked over with raised eyebrows, but her eyes were red and she didn't speak.

When the education was over, the boys breathed a sigh of relief, and so did Qiao Xiu, who was by the side.

A few boys from my class walked around and apologized to Qiao Xiu.

Joshua drank water: "You guys..."

"Brother Qiao, I think we are right." Xu Dong muttered, "Did Class [-] commit the first crime..."

"Okay, okay." Qiao Xiu made a pause gesture, "Hurry up and go back to class first, hey, where's Qi Yan?"

"Let's go first."

Qi Yan returned to class first, anyway, the teacher of Class [-] would not try to stop him, so Zheng Shi followed him.

"I'm back to work, have you followed me enough?" Qi Yan stopped impatiently.

Zheng Shi's slap-sized face is pale, with red eye circles, most people would feel pitiful when they see it, but Qi Yan doesn't like this. "I'll just follow, okay?"

"bother."

"You... really don't have any feelings for me? If not, then you were in Class [-] just now..." Zheng Shi said softly.

Qi Yan was amused, and thought to himself, can I return the beating to my brother, so he said: "You really like me so much"

"...Mmm." Zheng Shi nodded.

"Well, let's try together." Qi Yan said lightly.

Zheng Shi's eyes widened in an instant, multiple expressions such as surprise and shock flashed across his face, and finally turned into strong surprise, and tears even came out of his eyes.

This matter is the same as that of the Wings. It spreads from ten to ten, and within a day, the whole school knows that their handsome Qi Yan and the beautiful Zheng Shi are finally together, and the whole world celebrates the silent tears of men and women.

Rumors about Zheng Shi's "upside down" also spread like wildfire. Those who like Qi Yan called Zheng Shi a stalker, and those who liked Zheng Shi called Qi Yan a scumbag. Time is bloody.

The first class in the afternoon was Qiao Xiu's class. He arrived a few minutes early, and happened to see Zheng Shi sitting in the empty seat next to Qi Yan. The little girl rested her head on Qi Yan's shoulder, blinking and saying something. , Qi Yan looked down at the phone with a headset on.

The boy in front turned his head to remind: "Brother Qiao is here."

As soon as Qi Yan raised his head, he happened to see Qiao Xiu looking at him, and that face merged with the voice in the earphone. He was in a good mood, and showed a very bright smile to Qiao Xiu.

Qiao Xiu's scalp was numb from his laughter, and he couldn't figure out what Qi Yan was laughing at, but thought it was quite meaningful. "A young couple by the window corner, pay attention to the influence."

Zheng Shi blushed, said something in Qi Yan's ear and left first.And Qi Yan was wearing a headset, so he didn't hear it at all.

Today, as soon as Qiao Xiu handed out the math test paper, the whole class wailed one after another.

"Ahhhhhhhhh I failed!!"

"I almost passed by one point!"

"I start with 3, you guys say ball to me!"

When the examination paper was in Qi Yan's hand, he looked at it and smiled.

98, auspicious.

Qiao Xiu waited until the wailing was almost over, and began to speak: "Look for yourself, are you satisfied with the results in hand?"

"Satisfied." Qi Yan answered.

Qiao Xiu glared at him: "Shut up! The others have been playing with this kind of difficult test paper for almost a month. The average score of the whole class failed. It's really embarrassing for you to pass the test."

The whole class gradually fell silent.

"I can understand you doing wrong things, not doing exercises seriously, and not cleaning the classroom carefully. But you are students now, and you don't work hard on your grades. What are you doing in school?" Qiao Xiu said with a cold face, "I'm angry It's not just the grades on this test paper, but your attitude towards learning that has been reflected in this test paper for almost a month."

Qiao Xiu paused for a while before continuing: "After the exam, don't cry anymore, sum up your experience, and understand everything you don't know. I hope you won't let me down in the next exam. Take out the original paper, Now start the review."

After class, there was still a group of people surrounding Qiao Xiu to ask questions. In the past, there would not be so many people. Qiao Xiu thought with relief, it seems that his heavy words still had an effect.

Lin Qi and his tablemate discussed in their seats, "I never thought Brother Qiao would be so angry."

"... But when you get angry, you're so handsome!"

"Tsk tsk tsk that's right, that voice is so nice, I really want to hear him swear, it must be very touching!"

Speaking of swearing, the character that Qiao Xiu is currently recording is a swearing-loving swearing-in-the-wool shou, and his mouth is so hot that every time Qiao Xiu reads a line, he feels like his lips are about to tremble. , as if arguing with ten Huang Shaotians.

Qiao Xiu just recorded a few words and became thirsty. He drank so much water that he continued to record with his lips shaking.

As soon as the microphone was turned on, the phone rang, with the word "Luo Li" written on it.

Luo Li and him sat at the same table for three years in junior high school, at the same table for three years in high school, and in the dormitory on the first floor for four years in university.

"What?" Qiao Xiu picked up the phone.

"Where are you baby?" Luo Li said with a smile, "Come out, I'm in City F!"

Qiao Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth: "You don't go to work."

"I'm on a business trip. I just got off the plane, so I called you immediately." Luo Li also heard the announcement from the airport.

Qiao Xiu turned off the computer silently: "That's fine, where are you going?"

"Hey, hey, you are the host, it's too unreliable to ask me where to go?"

Qiao Xiu smiled: "Okay, then you come, I'll take you to eat, shit."

Luo Li groaned on the other end of the phone: "It's okay, it's good to be with you."

"..."

Luo Li and Qiao Xiu are both gay, but they have known each other for ten years, why they are not together is an eternal mystery.Luo Li's family has a little money, a typical dandy who comes to the world to play around, loves to provoke wherever he goes, attracts bees and butterflies all the way, Yingying and Yanyan have to provoke them a few times before they are happy.

When Joshua saw Luo Li, he was leaning against the car in a white suit, wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette at night, thinking he was a domineering president, but Joshua seemed like a blind man almost.

"You have a car in City F." Qiao Xiu raised his eyebrows, staring at the blue BMW for a moment.

"No, it looks good, let me borrow it." Luo Li shrugged.

Joshua: "..."

Luo Li leaned forward and grabbed him: "Baby, you are too unenthusiastic. I came to look for you after getting off the plane, and you are so indifferent." Looking up and down, "The abstinent temperament on your body is more and more obvious than his grandma's." gone."

Qiao Xiu looked at him: "Teacher's profession requires abstinence, otherwise he would have been angry and had stomach bleeding."

Luo Li smiled: "Look at what you said, I still think it's interesting to deal with minors." He took out the car key and turned it in his hand, and with a beep, the BMW lighted up.

Joshua: "... Isn't it someone else's car?"

"Ah, my father's."

Joshua: "..."

Luo Li followed Qiao Xiu's directions and came to a Yunnan restaurant with a unique decoration. Luo Li has heavy taste and likes salty food.

While walking in, there is a little brother who is blowing gourd silk on the spot. The silk and bamboo are pleasant to the ear. The box is located in a small pavilion with a small pond of lotus beside it.

After ordering, Qiao Xiu asked the waiter to pull the curtain beside the pavilion. He didn't think much of it, just to avoid disturbing, Luo Li laughed: "Those who don't know, think what we are doing..."

"Your uncle, what the hell is going on in your head?" Qiao Xiu scolded back.

Luo Li took a sip of side dishes and sipped lemonade: "Actually, I'll come this time, because I want to stay here."

Just as Qiao Xiu wanted to pick up some food, he stopped suddenly, thinking that I've been hanging out with you in junior high school, high school, and university. After work, I finally got away from you, and after going around, you came again?As much as he was complaining in his heart, he still said euphemistically: "Your father's company over there is so big, you let the young master quit, why are you here?"

"It's not because of my bullshit brother, who didn't spit out my disgusting New Year's Eve dinner." Luo Li sighed and shook his head heavily.

Qiao Xiu looked at the Guoqiao rice noodles that had just been served, and lost his appetite: "I'm going to throw up too, okay?"

Three months ago, Luo Li's identity as the only son of the Luo family was suddenly broken, as if a half-brother had emerged from the ground.His younger brother's mother has passed away, and he came to find Luo Li's father alone. After a series of bloody encounters, Luo Li's father finally recognized this son and brought him home. Unexplainably, Luo Li had to live with the son of the junior. under one roof.

"That brat is just in college, what the fuck, it's annoying to watch, he looks like a little girl, and looks like I'm upset everywhere, I really want to kill him." Luo Li sneered, "He studied in City A University, I can’t leave, I told my dad, then I can leave, right? My dad has a branch here, and I plan to work here, out of sight, out of mind.”

"What about Auntie?"

Luo Li was silent for a while: "I'll bring her here with me."

This meal was a bit heavy, but when Joshua asked him what he had planned for the night, Luo Li revived with blood on the spot.

"Well, Qiao Xiu, I'm also going to be a resident in City F, and I still need to know some basic entertainment places." Luo Li showed a smile that Qiao Xiu was all too familiar with.

Joshua: "You mean gay, right?"

Luo Li slapped the table: "No! I have to go to gay bars to see the general quality of F City!"

Qiao Xiu looked at him quietly: "Can you shout louder, everyone in the hotel will know that you are going to a gay bar."

"What's wrong with me, what's wrong with loving a man? What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"No, no, nothing, I don't understand, and you also know that I don't like going to those places." Joshua lowered his eyes.

Luo Li looked at him, and said for a while: "It's been two years, and you haven't recovered yet?"

Qiao Xiu smiled softly: "It's not that I haven't recovered, it's that I don't want to try again."

"Okay, then go with me, good brother." Luo Li said righteously and put Qiao Xiu's shoulders on his shoulders, and said this kind of thing with a tragic atmosphere of joining the revolution.

Qiao Xiu now understands what it means that a dog can't change his sex, and Luo Li can't change his lust.

After getting in the car, Luo Li checked with his mobile phone, and found a gay bar called Wan Ling that was closer to here. During the 15-minute journey, the two chatted about work and life all the way. Anyway, Luo Li couldn't utter a serious sentence out of ten sentences, and they talked all over the world, and they arrived soon.

The entrance was not high-profile, and the lights were quite dim. After the two entered, Luo Li kept looking around.Compared to Luo Li, Qiao Xiu was as indifferent as snow, and sat at the bar after ordering a drink.

Luo Li came back after inquiring, and said with a smile: "Wow, there are so many little fresh meats."

"You're almost ready to order a lot." Qiao Xiu calmly picked up the cup and took a sip.

Luo Li scolded: "Damn it."

"What are you doing"

Luo Li shook his head: "Do you know how good-looking you are like this? Fuck, if we didn't have a revolutionary friendship for so many years, I really want to fuck you."

Joshua rolled his eyes sincerely.

Indeed, in such a place full of desires, Qiao Xiu is like a poet who respects the world, wandering outside the world of mortals, without expression or expression, sitting quietly, watching lightly, his eyes are covered Glassy, ​​clear yet superb.

The colorful lights reflected mottledly on his face, but the guard between his brows and eyes was not less than half.

But a lot of people just love it like this.

There were a lot of people who came to strike up a conversation, but Qiao Xiu just smiled and shook his head, under the young and beautiful appearance, there was a cold heart tightly hidden.

Luo Li lowered his voice: "I saw a handsome guy over there. His face is really speechless, but he looks quite young, probably underage."

"Just let him go." Joshua sighed.

"But that face is so damn pretty." Luo Li clicked his tongue twice, "Like a little wild leopard, so handsome! But people don't even look at me, that face is so proud. Hey, you Not a high school teacher? Help me set up a line, you are the best at talking to minors."

Qiao Xiu couldn't hide his disgust: "I never knew how to find sex with minors!"

Luo Li blinked, "Qiao Damei, please help me, we have been classmates for so many years..."

Qiao Xiu exploded: "What the hell did you call me?!"

Qiao Xiu was good-looking when he was in junior high school. He was not tall at that time, like a little girl. Everyone called him "Big Beauty".But now junior high school students don't get in touch very much, and no one knows the name at all.But by coincidence, the well-dressed beast in front of him was shouting triumphantly.

"Hey." Luo Li smiled, "Don't remind you, we have a deep relationship for many years..." Saying that, Luo Li went to hold Joshua's hand.

Qiao Xiu threw it away: "Stay away from me!"

Luo Li: "Just go and have a look, you look so approachable, people will definitely pay attention to you."

Joshua rolled his eyes.

"Big beauty!" Luo Li suddenly roared angrily.

Although there was loud music in the gay bar, but he shouted so angrily that many people looked over in shock.

Qiao Xiu wished he could kill the man in front of him to silence him. Based on his estimation of Luo Li's sexuality, if he didn't help him strike up a conversation again, he would let everyone in the gay bar know that his name was "Qiao Damei".

"Go away!" Qiao Xiu's lips trembled with anger, "Where is he?!"

"Good brother." Luo Li put on a wretched smile, "Why don't you just go ahead, see, the one in the white shirt."

The white shirt left Qiao Xiu with a back view, which looked really good, but Qiao Xiu was so angry that he didn't have the mood to look any further, and walked up after identifying which one it was.

He went around to the back of the white shirt: "Handsome guy, can you recognize me?"

The man's back seemed to froze suddenly, and then he turned his head.

Even though the lighting in the gay bar was a little dim, even if Qiao Xiu was blind, he wouldn't be able to recognize that the surprised handsome face in front of him was Qi Yan.

All the blood in his body was still.