boss i swear

If I could choose again, I think I would rather wash my fat intestines than wear a thick doll costume in the weather with an average temperature of 36 degrees Celsius, and I have to pose in various poses to accompany people to take pictures. It turns out that cosplay is not as fun as I imagined. Well, anyway, I just feel like I'm about to evaporate in that giant teddy bear costume.

I'm not spending Children's Day with the children. I'm at work. I was sent by the company to a wedding scene early this morning. I don't know what the bride and groom think. I'm discussing the wedding process with Feifei Sun At that time, the company actually asked the company to arrange an employee to wear a doll costume to take pictures with the guests. Obviously, a serious western-style wedding must be decorated with a cartoon character to enliven the atmosphere. It seems that the couple are probably anime fans, and there are many guests The lively and active children surrounded me when they saw me, and they had a great time pushing and pulling around. They really thought that I jumped out of a cartoon. Knowing that the day before, I was asked by Feifei Sun to dress up as a big-headed son to create an atmosphere at a child's 12th birthday party. After two days of such tossing, I felt like I was about to get prickly heat all over my body.

However, the scene of the wedding ceremony this time was so gorgeous that I was shocked. The whole ceremony was arranged in the open-air garden of a luxury hotel. There were guest seats decorated with exquisite flowers on the lawn. Sprinkled with pink and purple petals, the gauze and dancing wedding table is shrouded in white mist, making it dreamlike and like a fairyland. Even the buffet table is paved with high-end cloth curtains, full of romantic and luxurious atmosphere. Breath, seeing such a scene, I can only exclaim from the bottom of my heart—is he really rich!

When the wedding was drawing to a close, the bride, groom, and guests from all walks of life gathered around me to take a group photo. Just before I was so tired that I almost collapsed to the ground, I found a gap and jumped out of the crowd. Breaking out of the encirclement, I hurried to Feifei Sun, took off the hood, and pleaded in fear:

"Sister Feifei, can I withdraw first?"

When Feifei Sun heard this, she raised her eyebrows and glanced at me non-negotiably: "Do you think it's possible? The wedding isn't over yet."

"Hey, Sister Feifei, I'm really hot, you don't know, I have a lot of prickly heat on my back now, I swear, it's really uncomfortable!" I put on a pitiful look on the surface I can’t help but feel a bit of slander, your sister, you are wearing a cool short skirt, and you are drinking a glass of freshly squeezed juice in your hand. I am hot, tired, thirsty and hungry. Who can control me?Do you have any sympathy, you hateful capitalists!

"Be patient, go, and take a photo with the guests and let's go back to the company together." As soon as Sun Feifei's unquestionable voice fell, Zhang Yanan's call came from ten meters behind him, "Meng Yang, come quickly, A few guests here want to take a photo with you!"

"Oh, I got it!" I replied resentfully, and walked towards Zhang Yanan weakly, just halfway, when I saw her turn her head to chat with those guests, I had an idea and took advantage of it. She didn't pay attention, she folded her body and fled furtively in the other direction. I'd better find a place to unload this outfit before I talk about it.

"Meng Yang, where are you going?" Hearing Zhang Yanan's howl from behind, I held the little bear's head in my arms and ran forward, looking back while running, for fear that Zhang Yanan would chase me and drag me forcibly Back to the wedding scene.

When I was about to run to the main gate of the garden, I looked back again to see if Zhang Yanan was chasing me. At this moment, a person suddenly appeared not far from me, like I was avoiding something, and ran towards me while turning my head. Both of us focused our eyes on the back of each other, and neither of us paid attention to the front. So, he and I were so unpredictable but inevitable. He bumped into his arms, he fell with a slap, and I fell on my back with a thump, and the bear's head was thrown on the open space in front of me by my unsteady center of gravity. Why did I thump?Whoops, I'm going, because I'm still a "bear", wearing that bulky cartoon suit and fell to the ground, just like the turtle was turned upside down, I struggled on all fours before I could barely sit I got up and looked at the person who knocked me to the ground. It was a handsome young guy. Although I didn't want to admit it, he was really handsome at first glance. If you take a closer look... he's still pretty handsome, but that Not only did the guy have no intention of helping me up, he rubbed his butt angrily and cursed:

"You don't have eyes when you walk?"

Hey, look at this guy wearing a high-end brand name that I can't match, from head to toe he is a "fashion darling" distinguished appearance, and the expensive watch on his wrist reflects the dazzling sunlight, shaking me for a while Dizzy, almost blinded my dog's eyes, why?Tyrant?Can a local tyrant be so unqualified and rude?So I retorted in a louder voice than his:

"Don't you also look at the road with the back of your head?"

At this time, there were a lot of guests coming and going in front of the garden gate, probably all of them came to attend the wedding. Although some people noticed us falling on the ground and looking at each other, no one cared. Suddenly, a young man rushed into the bustling garden, looked around as if looking for something, and a name kept coming out of his mouth.

"Qiao Chu? Qiao Chu? Where are you?"

The man's appearance quickly attracted the attention of me and the guy sitting in front of me, especially the guy who suddenly lowered his head and turned around in horror as if he had seen a ghost, as if he was afraid that the man would see him. When I dropped the bear's head in front of me, he picked it up and put it on his head without saying a word, then stood up and tried to escape.

"Hey! Hey! That's my head!" Seeing that guy was about to run away, I quickly got up and shouted, I'm going, it's the property of the company, if I lose it, I have to pay for it, " Give me back my head!"

Probably because he was worried that my voice would attract the man's attention, he quickly turned around, grabbed my hand and ran in one direction, but my outfit was so conspicuous that it was hard not to be noticed, that man was very Soon, he saw the weird bear whose head and body were separated from the two people, and chased after it.

"Hey, where are you going to take me? Let me go!" That guy is really strong, and I couldn't break free, so I was pulled by him and ran non-stop, and ran into the In the lobby of the hotel, he ran along the corridor to the bathroom, and then he dragged me into one of the compartments without any explanation, locked the door, took off the headgear and stuffed it into my arms, because most people gathered in the garden. It was very quiet in the hotel at that time, so I clearly heard someone rushing into the bathroom and stopped.

"Qiao Chu?" The man's voice sounded from outside the door. Just as I was about to say something, the guy in front of me pressed me against the wall with his whole body with lightning speed, and then raised a hand to cover it violently. He stopped my mouth, then listened vigilantly to the movement outside, "Qiao Chu, I know you're here, come out!"

The man shouted and kicked the door of the cubicle, his tone was anxious and messy, "Yes, I betrayed you, but what does it mean once, I still love you, I know you want to Said that I only love your money, yes, I love your money, but I also fell in love with you first, and then I fell in love with your money, don’t you understand Aiwujiwu?”

I'm scared...the amount of information is too much, how can I digest what I heard?The man named Qiao Chu curled his lips in disdain, he didn't care that his hand was still firmly covering my mouth, and he didn't care at all about my eyes at this time, which were extremely shocking.

"Qiao Chu, give me one more chance, can't we just talk calmly?" The man was still expressing his true feelings in the bathroom, but I squeezed into the narrow space with the man who pressed me in front of me. In the cubicle, he covered my nose and mouth. I felt like I was about to suffocate due to lack of oxygen. I was already clumsy in this outfit, and my hands were pressed by Qiao Chu’s body, so I couldn’t move at all. , I had no choice but to open my mouth wide while I was not spared, and took a hard bite on the edge of his palm. The person who heard it didn't dare to yell out, so he endured the pain and put his index finger on his lips, making a gesture to silence me.

I took a closer look, oh my mother, I saw that the tiger's mouth of his right hand that was covering my mouth before was actually bitten by me, and blood oozed out from the palm. I swear, I really didn't want to use such force...

"Okay, I know you don't want to see me now, but I will still look for you!" After talking to himself for a while, he found that there was no movement in the bathroom. The man felt bored, so he had to leave angrily. When the sound of the other party's footsteps had gradually faded away, Qiao Chu asked me with displeasure: "Are you a dog? Why bite me?"

"If you don't let go, I'm going to be smothered to death by you!" I gave him an even more displeased look, pushed open the door of the compartment, and was about to go out, but at this moment, I was grabbed by that damned guy. Butt arched to the side, squeezed in front of me and wanted to get out first, damn it!This guy is so rude, unmannered, and uneducated. He also messes with men and men. He trapped me in this small cubicle wearing a heavy doll costume on such a hot day, and almost suffocated me. Now return him squeeze me!I was furious, and I didn't care if I had already bitten him. I stretched out my bear paws and clamped his neck forcefully, dragging him back into the compartment, and then pushed him without hesitation. One, causing him to sit on the toilet without standing still.Probably no one has ever dared to be so arrogant in front of him, Qiao Chu showed a surprised expression, opened his mouth wide and looked at me, while I showed him a domineering expression like a gangster with a black stick, and then hugged me The bear swaggered his head and strode out of the bathroom, leaving the guy who was still sitting on the toilet in a daze far behind.

As I was walking out of the hotel, I was thinking about how such a strange thing happened today. I was hit by that guy and now my chest still hurts. It was only after such a pain that I suddenly remembered that I forgot to read the almanac when I went out today...

When I returned to the garden, Feifei Sun was instructing her colleagues to tidy up all the things for the wedding. I hurried to her side, nodded and smiled with her: "Sister Feifei, I just went to a Toilet, sorry!"

"Go to the toilet?" Feifei Sun raised her eyebrows again, without even looking at me, she asked casually, "Oh, diarrhea? How long will it take?"

"Eh hehe." Your sister, brother, I haven't eaten all day, and I just want to have diarrhea, and there must be something in my stomach, "No, I just came out of the toilet and saw an old woman who was having difficulty walking with a cane, so I helped her. She left the hotel, so there was a delay."

"Yo, I can't tell he's still a good young man full of positive energy!" Feifei Sun raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and finally she was willing to look at me straight, but that look obviously didn't believe me, whether she believed it or not, Anyway, it’s enough to deal with it, so I didn’t say anything, and just smirked in front of her for a while, Feifei Sun didn’t bother to waste time on me, she turned around and continued to direct everyone to tidy up and move things to the car, and then led our group in a hurry I hurried back to the company, and today's business was considered a perfect curtain call.

When I got home from work, the first thing I did was to put on some light shorts and a vest. I immediately felt refreshed and refreshed. The world is so beautiful. After dinner with Zhang Yanan, I looked at my eyes with extremely cute and pitiful eyes. I asked her: "Little master, can you stop doing cosplay in the future, these dog days are almost steaming me, look at my back I have prickly heat!"

As I said this, I lifted up my little vest and walked up to Zhang Yanan to show her my tragic history of blood and tears in the past two days, but this unsympathetic guy actually moved aside with a look of disgust, and continued to hold a bag of potatoes The entry stared at the TV and watched those boring soap operas.

"Oh, it stinks, go take a shower!" Zhang Yanan gnawed on the French fries without looking at me, and replied lazily, "It's not that you don't know, I've said it. It doesn't count, sister Feifei decides everything, so go and beg her."

beg her?Feifei Sun?I can still think of the way she looked at me through her nostrils, how dare I be lazy?Dare to say a word?She will definitely kill me invisible with those penetrating sharp eyes that can kill ten cows... Sigh, forget it, accept our fate, who made us powerless and living at the bottom of society As for the working people, it is better to take a bath obediently, recharge your batteries, and prepare to continue to fight in the workplace tomorrow!Work harder, work harder, serve the RMB, ahem, um, serve the people.

The house I share with Zhang Yanan is not big, and the sound insulation is not very good. Just as I was happily taking a comfortable cold bath in the bathroom, I suddenly heard Zhang Yanan calling from the living room. Voice: "Hey, Qiao Na, why did you think of calling me today? Haha, I knew you wanted something from me, what? You rented a boyfriend again? Didn't your parents see the one last time?" What? I lied to them a long time ago? Hey, you are really successful. Don’t worry, I happen to have a stock here, and you will be satisfied!”

Zhang Yanan boldly promised something on the other end of the phone. Although their topic had nothing to do with me, why did I have a very bad premonition inexplicably?

Sure enough, when I just walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower and changing clothes, Zhang Yanan pulled me into a bear hug and sat down on the sofa, and then changed the lazy look just now, and her small eyes were so sincere.

"Teacher, do you want to earn some extra money?"

"Make extra money?" Is there such a good thing?Isn't this pie in the sky?I haven't paid my rent for this month, but I can tell from the look in her eyes that the extra money must not be so easy to earn, "What kind of job is it?"

"That's how it is." Zhang Yanan put her legs crossed on the sofa, and said, "I have a college classmate named Qiao Na, who is very close to me, and her family is rich, isn't it? The point, the point is that her parents are always urging her to get married, arranging all kinds of blind dates for her all day long, either the young master of a certain group, or the son of a certain boss, she is influenced by her two elder brothers, and hates dandies the most Children or something, and she is still unmarried, so she often has a headache about this matter, why not, her parents just came back from vacation abroad, and they inquired about her personal problems, and she wanted to ask me to help her Find a temporary boyfriend to deal with her parents."

What Zhang Yanan said made me dizzy, Miss Rich?Casual boyfriend?How can this kind of work that tests acting skills, cultural background, and self-cultivation be suitable for me?

"Why are you looking for me?" Since she is a rich lady, don't she have many friends?If there is such a good thing, many people should flock to it.

Zhang Yanan saw my doubts and explained: "Her friends and her parents know each other, so she has to find someone who is irrelevant in order to hide the truth, you idiot!"

"I said, master, look at me, how can I compare with the young master of a certain group, the son of a certain boss?" Just my appearance?Migrant workers who are sure to collect second-hand goods standing next to other girls, you have to believe that I will be her boyfriend, unless the old couple is blind!

"Don't worry, there is no return without investment. Qiao Na will pay for you to package it for you, and then you will make your debut. In fact, she will have a meal with her family. Afterwards, she will tell the family that you Going to study abroad for further study, you have nothing to do, understand?" Zhang Yanan patted my shoulder confidently, seeing that I was still hesitant, he simply poked my sore spot, so that I could clearly realize my own There is no room for rejection anymore, "Let me tell you, I will no longer advance the rent for you this month, I will give you such an easy and decent opportunity to earn extra money, you should cherish it!"

I reached out and touched the shriveled wallet in my trouser pocket. I didn’t need to look at it to know that there was probably not even a red bill in it. I deeply realized what it means to be desperate and have no choice. Worrying about the purse every day like me I don’t care about his benevolence and morality, even if I play her son, I’m willing. What’s a temporary boyfriend, so I asked Zhang Yanan with a wicked smile:

"How much is she going to pay me?"

Zhang Yanan smiled knowingly, leaned into my ear and said the number. When I heard the number she said, I was petrified at that time, as if I knew that the world's richest woman was going to give away all her inheritance. Like a gift to me.

"Aren't you kidding me?"

"Why am I playing tricks on you? Didn't I say that this classmate of mine has money in his family, and this money is a huge sum of money to you, but it's nothing to her."

"Okay, don't talk about it!" I recovered my smirk instantly, took Zhang Yanan's hand and shook it vigorously, as if signing a big deal that would make me rich from now on, with an extremely firm and indomitable attitude He spit out two words in one breath, "deal!"

Ha ha ha ha!I just knew that God will always let me experience his love and compassion when I am at the end of the road. The world is still beautiful, life is still beautiful, and the RMB is even more beautiful. Ah bah, I mean labor creating wealth is even more beautiful. Wonderful, you can make money by acting in a play, where can you find such a good thing, oh my dear little master, I love you to death, haha!