boss i swear

My name is Meng Yang. Although I look very optimistic now, my childhood was quite miserable. I was an orphan. I cruelly abandoned.

I grew up in an orphanage before I was ten years old, but in my opinion, there is neither blessing nor benefit, and I usually don’t have enough food and clothing, but there are also things that impress me, self-records Every year, a little brother who is four or five years older than me will come to the orphanage to do charity with his mother, giving beautiful clothes to the homeless children, as well as snacks that we can’t eat at ordinary times. The children can also get a lot of books, which is the only thing that makes me feel warm in my memory.

I was adopted by a childless couple until I was ten years old, but my adoptive parents are really "dragon and phoenix among people". One likes drugs and the other likes to gamble. Lost, don't say it's not my own, even if it's my own, just my parents who are infected with bad habits, just avoiding the police every day is enough for them to be busy, and they don't have time to take care of my life at all, so for me, They basically implemented a free-range policy, and they didn't even bother to think about my name at the beginning, so they simply put the two last names together and used it as my name.Later, my adoptive father sucked himself to death because of drug abuse for many years, and my adoptive mother was still addicted to gambling all day long. When I graduated from high school, seeing that I was an adult, she advised me to leave home and find my own way out. , I understand, it’s not that my adoptive mother has no feelings for me at all, it’s just that she can’t even support herself, so where can I get the money to pay for my college education, so since then, I’ve been living alone in this huge city, Fortunately, even though he was begging for a living alone, he hadn't fallen to the point of begging for food anyway, so it was not bad.

Don't look at my young age, but I'm just in my early twenties. In order to make a living, I have worked many jobs, such as courier, vegetable delivery person, laundry worker, and even set up a stall to put film on mobile phones. What impressed me the most was my last job, I was hired by a restaurant, guess what?I was actually asked to clean the large intestines of pigs. Oh, let me go. This job sounds simple, but in fact it is not something that ordinary people can do, and I am just an ordinary person. With that job, I can throw up three times a day. I couldn't take it anymore, so I quit my job again, but fortunately, I have now found a new job. Speaking of which, this time is quite different from the previous jobs. Anyway, this time I am in a decent family. work in the company.

This company is called Ziwei Culture Media Co., Ltd. When I first submitted my resume to this company, my hands were shaking, because just hearing the name, it is not something that ordinary people like me can afford. How do you say that there is a "culture" in the name, no, but for me who graduated from high school and came out to join the society, what I lack the most is culture, so I don't hold out any hope, and I am sure that my resume will definitely disappear, but Unexpectedly, three days after I submitted my resume, I received a call from that company asking me to go for an interview.

Although it is not the first time for me to experience an interview, but this opportunity is quite rare, so before I went to that company, I was used to being frugal and finally bought myself a decent new suit and went for a haircut The store spent 20 yuan to have my hair straightened. On the day of the interview, I took a look at the almanac, which indicated that the market should open today. I thought that the opening of the market was similar to looking for a job, so I rushed to the company in good spirits.

The company is located in a high-rise office building. When you get off the elevator and turn left and then turn left again, you will see two glass doors that open in opposite directions. There is a sign with black characters on a silver background hanging beside the glass doors, which says "Ziwei Culture" Media Co., Ltd.", I walked to the glass door, took a long breath to relieve my nervousness, then opened the door and walked in. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the beautifully dressed front desk lady standing up and approaching. He asked me politely: "Hello, sir, are you here for business consultation?"

"Uh..." This was the first time I had an interview at a place with a front desk lady, and I was really not used to it, "I'm here for an interview, and I was told on the phone that I'm here to find Manager Sun."

When the front desk lady heard that I was not a customer, she immediately halved her smile and lazily called out to the office area: "Sister Feifei, someone is looking for you."

"Oh, let him in!" Hearing the response from inside, the front desk lady made a "come in" gesture to me, and I politely bowed to her slightly, and then walked in along the aisle Go, looking around curiously while walking, this company doesn’t look as big as I imagined, the whole office area is just a big room, it’s the kind where you can have a panoramic view of the whole company with just a glance around, it’s just in the corner There is a separate small room in the hall, which seems to be the boss's office. I walked along the aisle and saw several cubicles on both sides of the aisle, and in each cubicle sat a well-dressed man. Salesman, compared with them, my new clothes are simply unattractive.When I walked to the end of the aisle, I saw a woman wearing black-rimmed glasses and combing her hair into a bun on her head in the innermost cubicle. She was wearing a small suit and looked very intellectual. She looked very capable. Seeing me walking in front of her, the woman withdrew her gaze from the document in hand and shifted her gaze to me.

"Sit down!" Manager Sun turned the chair slightly, motioning for me to sit opposite her, "What's your name?"

"Oh, my name is Meng Yang." As I answered, I sat down on the chair, feeling extremely nervous, for fear that she would ask some professional questions that I didn't understand at all.

"Meng Yang?" Manager Sun glanced at me, didn't look carefully, didn't seem to care about my embarrassment, rummaged through the stack of resumes on the desk, found my resume, and casually After looking at it twice, he threw it back on the table, then looked at me again and asked, "What position do you want to apply for?"

Whoops, let me go, this is the second question that has caught me who has never seen the world. I swear, I have never been asked this question before when I applied for a job as a laundry worker or a vegetable delivery person.

"I..." I can't write well, so I can only try my best to show my martial arts side, "Hehe, Sister Sun, I swear, although I don't know how to use computers, I am very diligent and strong, what kind of work?" I can do everything, hands-on, errands, I don't care."

"Don't call me Sister Sun, I don't know you well, call me Manager Sun." Manager Sun pushed his glasses up as he spoke, his expression became serious, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to vent my anger.

"Yes, yes, Manager Sun." This person is sitting in a different seat, and the way he speaks is also very different. Who makes us just a poor boy who doesn't understand anything and has a lot of brute force? The manager As soon as your style came up, I had no choice but to nod and bow.

Manager Sun glanced at me inadvertently again, and suddenly asked, "Why did you quit your last job?"

Hey, this question is easy to answer, and there is no need to think about it carefully. I will never forget the taste and feeling in my life, so I didn't think much about it, and said it truthfully with an honest attitude: "It stinks, I can't bear it..."

Upon hearing what I said, Manager Sun raised his eyes and asked in surprise, "What job?"

"In the restaurant, clean pig intestines." My answer made Manager Sun and her colleagues in the cubicles around her laugh. I just thought about throwing face aside.

So I waited without a smile on my face, and when Manager Sun had laughed enough, he straightened up from the back of the chair, put his arms on the table, and looked at me with a bit of contempt, "You know we are here. What are you doing?"

"Uh..." I quickly flashed the name of the company in my mind, and then replied with a confident smile, "Spread culture."

"Hahaha!" Manager Sun laughed again, and my heart started to beat immediately. Don't say something wrong again, making people laugh, but she laughed twice and then nodded suddenly, "This answer is quite right."

"Thank you." I don't care if she really praised me or satirized me, anyway, I have to be polite, but of course this is not the answer she wants, such a general and broad answer obviously can't prove my respect for their company. With enough understanding, she asked another very in-depth question, "What do you think you can do with us?"

This question is really too deep. When I applied for a job in the past, most of the situations were like this:

"Name?" "Meng Yang." "Gender?" "Male." "Age." "23." "This is a work uniform and that is a badge. Change it and go to work." "Yes!"

do what?I can do anything as long as I don't wash the fat intestines!I swear!

"Oh, Manager Sun, I will do whatever you ask me to do. I am not afraid of hardship or tiredness. It doesn't matter how much my salary is, as long as I have enough food and drink." How about it?Can I be frank and sincere enough? I think I am much better than those applicants who only consider salary, bonuses and benefits. From the very beginning, I can give people the impression that they don’t care about remuneration and work hard. An exploited class like me who has no complaints should Most favored by these capitalists.

I thought that even if I would not be moved to tears after listening to my words, I should at least nod my head to show my approval, but Manager Sun shook her head in disdain, guessing that she was going to drive me away soon. But before she could speak, a pretty girl sitting in the cubicle next to her suddenly said, "Sister Feifei, please keep him."

"How can I do that?" Manager Sun glanced at the girl in surprise, and said seriously, "How can a company recruit casually? Look, we are short of salespersons, graphic designers, hostesses, and masters of ceremonies. What do you think?" What can he do?"

The four words that came out of Manager Sun's mouth were like four hammers, hitting my head with "ding ding ding ding", which made me dizzy and confused.

"Oh, Miss Feifei." The girl put her hand on her cheek, glanced at me with interest, and said to Manager Sun in a slightly coquettish tone, "Set up the booth, hang the banner, and move I can let him do all the equipment, and he can be my helper."

Hey, this girl is already quite pleasing to the eye, and when she says something like this, in my eyes, she basically becomes an angel sister who benefits mankind. That gentle smile can save all sentient beings!

Manager Sun lowered his eyebrows and thought for a while, and seemed to think that what the girl said was true, and the work she said was not technically content, as long as she had the strength, anyone could do it, so she finally nodded at me, "Okay, then You stay here, just follow Yanan, and I will let her assign work to you."

I nodded my head like a chicken pecking rice, and at the same time I was wondering who the Yanan she was talking about, and I saw the girl who pleaded for me just now stretched out a hand to me with a bright smile, "Hello , my name is Zhang Yanan!"

I quickly passed my hand up to her and shook it, and replied with a smile: "Hi, hello, my name is Meng Yang, Meng of Mencius, Yang of poplar."

"Haha, don't worry, follow me and have meat to eat." Seeing that I was still nervous, Zhang Yanan blinked at me, she was quite playful and cute like that.

Since then, I have become Zhang Yanan's little follower. She told me to stand, but I dare not sit, and she told me to go east, but I didn't dare to go west. I always listened to her obediently, in order to keep this hard-won new job, after all , This is the first time I have entered a legitimate company to work.I deeply feel that it is a wise decision to look at the almanac before the interview. If you want to say that this thing is really magical, it seems that it is necessary for me to develop the habit of going out to read the almanac.

After working there for a long time, I realized that the so-called cultural media companies generally design and produce computer graphics for some companies. For example, if a company wants to hold a product exhibition, they will provide the company with Process design, including banners, booths, photography, arrangements for etiquette personnel, etc. Of course, they can also provide services for individuals, whether it is weddings, birthday parties, hundred-day banquets, etc., they can undertake.

As for my task, I don’t need to negotiate business, and I don’t need to participate in the design. I just need to do physical work, such as transporting the audio from the company to the exhibition site, adjusting the projector, or moving the red carpet to the wedding venue to lay it out. Put up the heart-shaped arch where the bride and groom are going to go, and arrange the flowers, plants, moon, stars, etc. according to the customer's requirements, and it's OK. It’s nothing, but it’s pretty hard to do a day’s work, because sometimes we have to rush to more than one or two scenes, and when we are busy, we feel that our hands and feet have not stopped all day.

As I have been in this company for longer and longer, my colleagues and I have gradually become acquainted, and I have learned from others to call Manager Sun Feifei, and she never gave me a second comparison like the first time we met. Zero, of course, Zhang Yanan is the closest to me among my colleagues, because I have been learning from her, so I usually call her Little Master, which shows that I am humble, but she is not polite to me, she can make me What I did, she tried not to get started, saying that she wanted me to learn more, but in fact she wanted to be lazy, so I said why she was so kind to say good things for me during the interview, it turned out that she just wanted to find someone for herself It was just a helper, but I was still grateful to her, so later, the two of us became more and more used to each other, and we became not only good colleagues, but also good roommates. At that time, the lease contract of the house I lived in expired. The lease was renewed, but the landlord raised the rent for me unscrupulously. When I was looking around for a cheap house to rent, Zhang Yanan warmly invited me to live in the apartment she rented, so we got more The first level of relationship is the co-tenant partner.

I got a new job and met new friends. My mood is really higher than before. I am quite easy to be satisfied. So, I thought, it’s good to start a new life like this, yes No?As long as you take a look at the almanac every day before going out, you don’t have to do the right things, but you don’t have to do the taboo things, and you will be able to sail for thousands of years. At least, you won’t be hungry.