Bitten by a deadly enemy into an O

"Where are you peeing!?"

Gu Shuozhi was going to be overwhelmed, the pharmacy was off work, he went to collect a box of Quick-acting Jiuxin Pills!What kind of crime is this, to fall in love with such a hapless thing!

Jiang Yanzhuo was stunned. Drunk people were slow to respond, so they just responded to Gu Shuozhi after urinating in the second half, "Ah! Why are your pants wet? You also urinated?"

"Piss your uncle! Pull up your pants quickly!" Gu Shuozhi quickly closed his eyes and almost ran away. Which god sent such a goblin to him to cross the catastrophe? Can you be more friendly to him?

"Oh."

By the time Jiang Yan pulled up his pants, Gu Shuozhi was already on the verge of collapse.

Jiang Yanzhuo frowned and sniffed his body as he came over to help the ancestor with a bad face, "Why do you stink?"

"Why am I so stinky, don't you have any idea?!"

Jiang Yanzhuo stared at the two big innocent eyes, "Why are you yelling at me?"

Gu Shuozhi: Be calm, don't get angry, living people don't have the same knowledge as drunks.

Jiang Yanzhuo didn't want him to help him. He staggered away and still disliked the smell of Gu Shuozhi's body. He wrinkled his nose with his tongue out and kept wondering, "You didn't stink just now~ Did you diaper your pants? Why don’t you talk? You, don’t help me! I, I can walk by myself.”

"..." Murder is illegal, murder is illegal!Hold back!Hold back, Gu Shuozhi!Didn't it just pee all over you?

Choose what you love, bear with it!fine!

He didn't want to say a word to Jiang Yanzhuo, and dragged him away semi-strongly, with a black face all the way.

Jiang Yanzhuo covered his nose with reluctance, and complained as soon as he saw Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian, "He stinks! He wet his pants! Shame!"

The voice was still loud, Gu Shuozhi kept taking deep breaths and warned himself not to be impulsive. Fang Ningnian and Chao Qu were still puzzled and didn't know what happened. Hold back, "Pfft—you?"

"Still laughing?" Gu Shuozhi was annoyed, "He pissed, you see he still despises me!"

Jiang Yanzhuo is not good at drinking, but he still likes to drink. He is a person who forgets when he drinks, and is not honest. Although he is not crazy about drinking, he likes to make trouble around familiar people. Gu Shuozhi ignores him. He still has to find someone else.

"How old are you? Are you ashamed?"

"I beg you two, take this ancestor away."

Fang Ningnian leaned on Chao Qu's shoulder and couldn't help but laugh, "What are you doing, Zhuo Zhuo is so attached to you, why doesn't he come to me?"

Gu Shuozhi has no temper, he can't bother this little drunkard, and he still supports him honestly in his hands. Jiang Yanzhuo didn't know what he had done until the end. When Gu Shuozhi carried him back to the dormitory, he still It was seen by many people, maybe someone fanned the flames, and there were quite a few people in the art department who spoke for Luo Jinghan.

That night, they posted a post mocking Jiang Yanzhuo and Gu Shuozhi.

What to say is obviously that I am indiscreet and ambiguous with the people around me. On the contrary, I said that they are male gods and scumbags, and then there are a lot of blah blah, blah blah. of.

He also said that Gu Shuo knew that a third party was involved, and that Jiang Yanzhuo was still so close to him when he had a date.

Speaking of which, I'm really happy to be a cp fan of Gu Jiang.

[That's really good. If cp is true, I'll go downstairs and run around now. The people in the art department are so funny, and they can make up such nonsense. The sense of presence, please Gu Shen is not comparable to your Luo Ge, okay? 】

[I agree with the above, it is reasonable, if Zhuo Zhuo is really with the male god, it is just what I want. Watching them fight and fight every day to make friends is not as interesting as watching your courtyard pretending to be a great god. 】

[The person who opened this post is sick? ? ?Is it sour chicken?Your family Luo Jinghan has a fart, what's the matter with giving a sense of superiority because of the high-level background at home?Do you know the background of Gu Shen's family?It's not on the same level as others at all, so why the fuck is it embarrassing to say it? 】

[Eh, no, what's the matter with the relationship between these two?I remember that the boyfriend who is a grassroots in economics and management is not Gu Shen?When did this art department come out? 】

[You in front of me are disconnected from the Internet, these two have been interacting for a semester, don't you fucking know? 】

-Reply: Oh, I see, you are talking about Luo Jinghan, right?Hehe, scumbag.

[It sounds nice, what's the matter?Can Jiang Yanzhuo be worthy of our Brother Luo? 】

[Hey, I'm really laughing out of anger, aren't the people in your art department very noble?Why is Brother Renjiang not good enough?Renjiang Ge Science and Technology Festival, Foreign Youth Exchange Meeting, Dachuang Project... Is it possible for you chickens who only know lemons to catch up with the national awards won in just one semester? 】

[dd, among other things, Brother Jiang's parents are senior technical consultants established by the state, and the scientific construction they participate in must be kept secret from the outside world. They are serious and highly educated at home. I really can't stand some people for a day All the time, I was bragging there, and I was talking about it, Brother Jiang's appearance, how many people in your hospital can match half of others? 】

[Take away our family, Jiang Jiang!And Gu Shen, if you don't make an appointment or make an appointment, if you break up, you will break up. Don't fucking make troubles, it's really bad luck. 】

……

Students in the art department have a natural sense of superiority, because most of the students who study dance and performance are very beautiful, and art students such as music and painting are also very elegant in temperament. It is better than students from other faculties.

In addition to some external theatrical performances, this kind of students are always in the limelight, and they are also famous.

But it doesn’t mean that this kind of superior attitude is applicable in every school. W University is an internationally famous school with a large number of talents. The Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Finance don’t follow them. There is no other reason——

[-]. Rich

[-]. Capital

This year, there are four more high-value beauties like Chao Gu Jiangfang. They have both face and face, and their words are even tougher.

The sponsorship of each college is drawn by its own students. The Department of Economics and Management received more than half of the sponsorship this year by Jiang Yanzhuo alone, and 30.00% was prepared by the teachers of the college. There is no need to worry about materials fees, team building fees, and club fees.

There are many people who speak for Jiang Yanzhuo from other departments. After all, he is the God of Wealth, and Jiang Yanzhuo has many times more fans than Luo Jinghan, and his popularity is very good.

Not to mention Gu Shuozhi, and Chao Qu, who directly support the double responsibility of W's appearance and IQ, is it good to be a school grass?On weekdays, the two of Gu Jiang are fighting each other like that, and the two fans are not going to end, so why do they really think that there is no one in their room?

That is, both fans know that the relationship between the two is not that bad.

And it's so interesting to see these two naive ghosts bickering, like watching yourself stupid. At this time, the male god is not the male god, but the cutest down-to-earth one. Ask Gu Shuozhi's fan, do you like Jiang Yanzhuo? ?Most of them like it.

Jiang Yanzhuo, who woke up the next day, was still in a daze, with a chicken coop on his head in a mess, and he had no idea how he made a fuss last night. It's war.

Looking down, Fang Ningnian's keyboard was crackling, as if he was typing.

"Brother~"

"Hey baby, are you awake?"

"Did I drink too much yesterday?"

Fang Ningnian laughed while scolding the art department on the Internet, "Yeah, you even wet my pants."

Jiang Yanzhuo: Huh? ? ?

[The author has something to say: Gu Shuozhi: What is it?Don't get up yet?

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