Bitten by a deadly enemy into an O
Chapter 7 Peeing
Jiang Yanzhuo lowered his eyelashes halfway, but Gu Shuozhi actually couldn't see the expression in his eyes clearly. The kid has always been a person who has a clear distinction between likes and hates.
If you like it, you like it generously, and you leave it cleanly.
Gu Shuozhi's voice softened, "Then, why are you unhappy today?"
Jiang Yanzhuo pursed his lips, and shed another tear unexpectedly, "I don't know."
"Maybe I'm a little homesick. No one likes me. I want my parents to like me."
The voice was still waxy, and it was like that when he was drinking, Fang Ningnian was listening beside him, "Why don't you call his parents?"
Gu Shuozhi shook his head, "Don't you know yet? The scientific research his parents are engaged in is a state-secret institution. They can only contact Yan Zhuo proactively. Yan Zhuo can't take the initiative to call."
In the process of growing up, Jiang Yanzhuo has always acted like a child from someone else's family in the parents' mouth, because he is sensible, motivated, and reassuring.
Jiang Yanzhuo lived alone when he was very young. His parents were both betas. They met each other on a blind date. They were recommended by the elders in the unit. It was almost suitable, and they worked together, so it was settled. It should be mutual. I like it. Children rarely see them, so I'm not sure.
In his memory, his parents seemed to only take him to an amusement park once when he was a child, and that time was the happiest time Jiang Yanzhuo could recall.
Because he was obedient and sensible since he was a child, Jiang Yanzhuo, who went to the amusement park for the first time, didn't ask for many things. The balloon was the first toy his father bought him, and it was carefully treasured by the children for a long time.
He held the wine bottle in a daze in a bit sad, and suddenly shouted, "Gu Shuozhi! Where is Gu Shuozhi? QAQ"
"Where are you, ancestors."
Jiang Yanzhuo narrowed his eyes and looked at him for a while, "You're not Gu Shuozhi woooo~o(╥﹏╥)o Gu Shuozhi is not as good-looking as you, he is ugly."
"..."
Gu Shuozhi rolled his eyes and wanted to get up and leave, "Kill me to help this ancestor, there is no need to rescue him."
Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian were also amused by Jiang Yanzhuo's unexpected sentence.
"No, what do I look like in your eyes? Blue face and fangs, or a patient with cerebral palsy?"
Jiang Yanzhuo pushed him away, and was still looking for someone persistently, "Where's Gu Shuozhi? I want to find Gu Shuozhi."
Chao Qu smiled and stretched out his hand to support the drunk kid, otherwise this guy would keep his face on the ground in the next second. Jiang Yanzhuo was easy to talk about, but he really valued his own face, "Baby, you can find Gu What is Shuozhi doing?"
Jiang Yanzhuo had a small expression of grievance, "I want to call him."
"What did you say on the phone?"
"I don't know, let's scold him first to relieve his anger."
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Fang Ningnian laughed so loudly that Gu Shuozhi's face turned dark after hearing this.
Chao Qu also held back his laughter and couldn't continue to ask, "Calling, scolding him will make you feel better?"
"not good too."
"Then why are you still scolding?"
Jiang Yanzhuo was even more aggrieved, "Because I don't scold him, I can't talk to him QAQ~"
He squatted down on the ground, and cried uncomfortably as he spoke, "He scolds me every time, I don't know how to talk to him..."
"When did I scold you, can I have a little conscience?"
Jiang Yanzhuo raised his head and looked at him for a while in a daze, "I want to eat hot pot QAQ"
Gu Shuozhi lost his temper, "Now you recognize me again, who am I?"
Jiang Yanzhuo was very honest, and replied in a low voice, "It's a treat that pays."
Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian next to him almost laughed out of the screen and went offline. Jiang Yanzhuo wobbled and couldn't sit still. He pushed several beer bottles at once, and the glass was all brittle when it hit the ground There was a loud noise, which startled him a lot, and hurriedly covered his ears.
Gu Shuozhi took a deep breath, pointed at Jiang Yanzhuo, who was sitting swaying on the ground, and asked Chaoqu, "I owed him in my previous life, right? Did I? Didn't I? Damn, I'm just spending money to pay for my sins. I really made a confession." ancestors!"
"No, no." Chao Qu couldn't help laughing before he finished speaking, "Then who is to blame? You made the relationship with him so stiff, why did you go so early?"
"Why did you go so early? This guy kept telling me that he liked Omega when he was in high school! What can I do? I'll just wait, how dare I make it easy? Who knew that he would fall in love with a scum when he was in college? Mom's intestines are full of regrets!"
He also yelled loudly, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances. Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian, a young couple, were really teased to the point where they couldn't finish a sentence. Gu Shuozhi was so angry that he took a stool and sat in front of Jiang Yanzhuo , "Look up!"
Jiang Yanzhuo was caught off guard by his yelling. He looked at him with wet eyes. He could see that he was not lightly drunk. He pursed his mouth, as if he was a little afraid of him. Gu Shuozhi let out the energy he had just accumulated. He was clean, and his heart softened all of a sudden, how could he be willing to kill him?
"You're really... just give me this set when it's critical, I'm sure I won't dare to do anything to you, right?"
He said here to himself, Jiang Yanzhuo couldn't understand at all, and stretched out his hand at him, "I want to pee~"
Gu Shuozhi blushed, "Why do you tell me to go to the bathroom! Do you want me to handle it for you?"
Jiang Yanzhuo hiccupped drunkenly, still staring at him without blinking, Fang Ningnian pushed him, his tone full of smiles, "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and take him to bed?" Go to the toilet!"
"You two don't play tricks there!"
Jiang Yanzhuo frowned anxiously and shouted, "Pee!"
"Ah, you are really my ancestor!" As he said that, he stretched out his hand to fight him. The drunk man has no bones, is heavy, and always sinks, but Gu Shuozhi can always hug him easily. Jiang Yan Zhuogu has a light frame, looks tall and well-proportioned, but in fact Gu Shuozhi, who has a thin waist, can hug him with one hand.
"You, why are you so fierce?"
Gu Shuo said sincerely that I am patient enough with you, am I still fierce?Most people have long since broken up with you.
Jiang Yanzhuo helped him stand up, and said in a low voice, "Don't be mean to me, QAQ, I'm afraid of you~"
"You pretend to be pitiful to me as soon as you drink, and you act cute and wronged in one step. How dare I kill you? I'm used to pampering you on weekdays! You little white-eyed wolf knows how to piss me off in a day."
Jiang Yanzhuo was particularly stubborn, "Speak softly, it scared me."
"Okay, you go to the bathroom, I won't talk about it."
As soon as Jiang Yanzhuo let go, he couldn't help but fell down, "Help, hold me."
Gu Shuozhi closed his eyes, covered half of his face with one hand, and supported his arm with the other. After dawdling for a long time, the kid still didn't untie his trousers, so anxious that tears were about to come down, "I can't solve it." open~"
Gu Shuozhi stretched out his hand three or two times to explain it, "Okay, okay, hurry up, I won't watch."
"Why don't you look at it, mine is smaller than yours?"
"Little bastard, if you tease me again, I'll really eat you!"
Jiang Yanzhuo turned around without fear of death, "Why eat me?"
Then, Gu Shuozhi's trouser legs and shoes were splashed with a pale yellow fishy liquid.
"Jiang Yanzhuo!!!—"
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If you like it, you like it generously, and you leave it cleanly.
Gu Shuozhi's voice softened, "Then, why are you unhappy today?"
Jiang Yanzhuo pursed his lips, and shed another tear unexpectedly, "I don't know."
"Maybe I'm a little homesick. No one likes me. I want my parents to like me."
The voice was still waxy, and it was like that when he was drinking, Fang Ningnian was listening beside him, "Why don't you call his parents?"
Gu Shuozhi shook his head, "Don't you know yet? The scientific research his parents are engaged in is a state-secret institution. They can only contact Yan Zhuo proactively. Yan Zhuo can't take the initiative to call."
In the process of growing up, Jiang Yanzhuo has always acted like a child from someone else's family in the parents' mouth, because he is sensible, motivated, and reassuring.
Jiang Yanzhuo lived alone when he was very young. His parents were both betas. They met each other on a blind date. They were recommended by the elders in the unit. It was almost suitable, and they worked together, so it was settled. It should be mutual. I like it. Children rarely see them, so I'm not sure.
In his memory, his parents seemed to only take him to an amusement park once when he was a child, and that time was the happiest time Jiang Yanzhuo could recall.
Because he was obedient and sensible since he was a child, Jiang Yanzhuo, who went to the amusement park for the first time, didn't ask for many things. The balloon was the first toy his father bought him, and it was carefully treasured by the children for a long time.
He held the wine bottle in a daze in a bit sad, and suddenly shouted, "Gu Shuozhi! Where is Gu Shuozhi? QAQ"
"Where are you, ancestors."
Jiang Yanzhuo narrowed his eyes and looked at him for a while, "You're not Gu Shuozhi woooo~o(╥﹏╥)o Gu Shuozhi is not as good-looking as you, he is ugly."
"..."
Gu Shuozhi rolled his eyes and wanted to get up and leave, "Kill me to help this ancestor, there is no need to rescue him."
Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian were also amused by Jiang Yanzhuo's unexpected sentence.
"No, what do I look like in your eyes? Blue face and fangs, or a patient with cerebral palsy?"
Jiang Yanzhuo pushed him away, and was still looking for someone persistently, "Where's Gu Shuozhi? I want to find Gu Shuozhi."
Chao Qu smiled and stretched out his hand to support the drunk kid, otherwise this guy would keep his face on the ground in the next second. Jiang Yanzhuo was easy to talk about, but he really valued his own face, "Baby, you can find Gu What is Shuozhi doing?"
Jiang Yanzhuo had a small expression of grievance, "I want to call him."
"What did you say on the phone?"
"I don't know, let's scold him first to relieve his anger."
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Fang Ningnian laughed so loudly that Gu Shuozhi's face turned dark after hearing this.
Chao Qu also held back his laughter and couldn't continue to ask, "Calling, scolding him will make you feel better?"
"not good too."
"Then why are you still scolding?"
Jiang Yanzhuo was even more aggrieved, "Because I don't scold him, I can't talk to him QAQ~"
He squatted down on the ground, and cried uncomfortably as he spoke, "He scolds me every time, I don't know how to talk to him..."
"When did I scold you, can I have a little conscience?"
Jiang Yanzhuo raised his head and looked at him for a while in a daze, "I want to eat hot pot QAQ"
Gu Shuozhi lost his temper, "Now you recognize me again, who am I?"
Jiang Yanzhuo was very honest, and replied in a low voice, "It's a treat that pays."
Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian next to him almost laughed out of the screen and went offline. Jiang Yanzhuo wobbled and couldn't sit still. He pushed several beer bottles at once, and the glass was all brittle when it hit the ground There was a loud noise, which startled him a lot, and hurriedly covered his ears.
Gu Shuozhi took a deep breath, pointed at Jiang Yanzhuo, who was sitting swaying on the ground, and asked Chaoqu, "I owed him in my previous life, right? Did I? Didn't I? Damn, I'm just spending money to pay for my sins. I really made a confession." ancestors!"
"No, no." Chao Qu couldn't help laughing before he finished speaking, "Then who is to blame? You made the relationship with him so stiff, why did you go so early?"
"Why did you go so early? This guy kept telling me that he liked Omega when he was in high school! What can I do? I'll just wait, how dare I make it easy? Who knew that he would fall in love with a scum when he was in college? Mom's intestines are full of regrets!"
He also yelled loudly, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances. Chao Qu and Fang Ningnian, a young couple, were really teased to the point where they couldn't finish a sentence. Gu Shuozhi was so angry that he took a stool and sat in front of Jiang Yanzhuo , "Look up!"
Jiang Yanzhuo was caught off guard by his yelling. He looked at him with wet eyes. He could see that he was not lightly drunk. He pursed his mouth, as if he was a little afraid of him. Gu Shuozhi let out the energy he had just accumulated. He was clean, and his heart softened all of a sudden, how could he be willing to kill him?
"You're really... just give me this set when it's critical, I'm sure I won't dare to do anything to you, right?"
He said here to himself, Jiang Yanzhuo couldn't understand at all, and stretched out his hand at him, "I want to pee~"
Gu Shuozhi blushed, "Why do you tell me to go to the bathroom! Do you want me to handle it for you?"
Jiang Yanzhuo hiccupped drunkenly, still staring at him without blinking, Fang Ningnian pushed him, his tone full of smiles, "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and take him to bed?" Go to the toilet!"
"You two don't play tricks there!"
Jiang Yanzhuo frowned anxiously and shouted, "Pee!"
"Ah, you are really my ancestor!" As he said that, he stretched out his hand to fight him. The drunk man has no bones, is heavy, and always sinks, but Gu Shuozhi can always hug him easily. Jiang Yan Zhuogu has a light frame, looks tall and well-proportioned, but in fact Gu Shuozhi, who has a thin waist, can hug him with one hand.
"You, why are you so fierce?"
Gu Shuo said sincerely that I am patient enough with you, am I still fierce?Most people have long since broken up with you.
Jiang Yanzhuo helped him stand up, and said in a low voice, "Don't be mean to me, QAQ, I'm afraid of you~"
"You pretend to be pitiful to me as soon as you drink, and you act cute and wronged in one step. How dare I kill you? I'm used to pampering you on weekdays! You little white-eyed wolf knows how to piss me off in a day."
Jiang Yanzhuo was particularly stubborn, "Speak softly, it scared me."
"Okay, you go to the bathroom, I won't talk about it."
As soon as Jiang Yanzhuo let go, he couldn't help but fell down, "Help, hold me."
Gu Shuozhi closed his eyes, covered half of his face with one hand, and supported his arm with the other. After dawdling for a long time, the kid still didn't untie his trousers, so anxious that tears were about to come down, "I can't solve it." open~"
Gu Shuozhi stretched out his hand three or two times to explain it, "Okay, okay, hurry up, I won't watch."
"Why don't you look at it, mine is smaller than yours?"
"Little bastard, if you tease me again, I'll really eat you!"
Jiang Yanzhuo turned around without fear of death, "Why eat me?"
Then, Gu Shuozhi's trouser legs and shoes were splashed with a pale yellow fishy liquid.
"Jiang Yanzhuo!!!—"
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