[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

One second he was still beating his head, beating his chest and stomping his feet to express that he wanted to take the purely emotional route. If Takasugi misunderstood him, he would be ruthless and unreasonable, and the next second he was sitting in the bathroom shaving his beard, wiping his back, washing his head to his feet, and looking forward to what was about to happen. The obscene smirk of things.

Sirius really felt that the development of himself and Takasugi was a miracle, and he was complacent about it.

... He firmly refused to admit that he had no integrity.

In fact, from Sirius' point of view, do. love do. love, love after doing.Although it can't be said to be a perfect progressive relationship, it is not bad compared to the expectation of "he confesses to Takasugi, gets rejected, breaks up in love, confesses again, gets disgusted, and enters enemy mode".

A manly man, relying on skills to add points to himself, is a natural king.

Sirius rubbed himself clean, sprayed on the hormonal men's potion (note: cantaloupe flavor) made of Veela hair and daffodil petals, used some hair mud to make an unruly hairstyle, and cast several times on himself A "glowing face" and "radiant radiance".He struggled with the beard issue for a few seconds, thinking that if he shaves, it will be clean and tidy, but if he doesn't shave, he will add a bit of wildness. He struggles and struggles, and finally decides to shave.If Takasugi really doesn't like his chin being too bald, just cast a spell of "exuberant hair".

After the shape was formed, the sweeping bathrobe that exposed a large chest was also put on, and he made a fighting pose for himself in the mirror, and Sirius walked out of the bathroom.

Gao Shan leaned on the bed, saw him coming out, and patted the place next to him casually.

rely on it!What kind of trouble is that gesture of calling the dog! ?

Sirius slandered in his heart, but with a bright smile on his face, he leaned over in an extremely spineless manner.

Kiss, Takasugi's lips are slightly cold, but very soft, it feels good to kiss.Sirius licked his lips, and he opened his mouth slightly, entangled with his lips and tongue.Well, the kissing skills are also very good.

The tip of the tongue moved, sometimes stroking the sensitive and fragile walls of the mouth, and sometimes hooking Takasugi's soft tongue in circles.At the beginning, the attitudes of both of them were a bit tentative, but neither of them was the type who would particularly suppress their lust, so they kissed and kissed, and the feeling came up, and the hands stroked and moved on each other, and the heat gradually increased .With just a slight push from Sirius, Takasugi lay on his back on the soft bed cooperatively, his hands hooked the back of Sirius' neck, lingering unstoppably.

During the caressing process, most of the bath towel was torn apart, exposing Sirius' strong chest.Takasugi closed his eyes and indulged in the tongue kiss, his naked upper body rubbed against Sirius's.Feeling the temperature of the body below him was rising continuously, and the two little beans rubbing against him became hard. Sirius felt a burst of excitement.Gently caressing one hand on Takasugi's back pressed his waist, feeling the unique elasticity of that thin waist, the other hand slid down to the attractive buttocks, gently Pinch, full of meat.

"Hmm..." Takasugi twisted his waist, and the lips sucked by Sirius let out a moan that was like a reproach. At the same time, his neck was slightly tilted back, and the legs that were entangled with Sirius spread out, clamping Cling to the waist of the person on the body.

So - so fucking tempting!

Sirius was deeply stimulated by this gesture that implied permission and plundering the city, and there was an extremely loud grunt in his throat.

"Jin Zhu..." He couldn't help but kiss the neck that stretched out like a swan, imprinting his own traces, and his breath was full of Takasugi's breath.The hand resting on the buttocks also reached the charming position, touching, turning, stroking, poking in a gentle way that has never been done before, "Jinsuke, I love you..."

Gao Shan's movements froze, his closed eyes opened, and he pushed away the hardworking man on his body.

Sirius was astonished: "...Jin Zhu?"

But he saw Gao Shan frowning tightly, and his eyes, which he thought to be full of intoxication, were clear.The fascination and cooperation just now was like an inscrutable performance, at least Sirius didn't see the slightest color of lust in his eyes.

"What's wrong?" Sirius asked softly.

Gao Shan didn't appreciate it, and just said, "Get out!"

"What..." The love affair was suddenly interrupted in the middle, and the Buddha would get angry three times.However, Sirius's skill is obviously higher than that of Buddha, or in other words, since chasing Takasugi, his temperament has been continuously smoothed. At this time, he didn't get angry, but laughed instead, "Why?" After a pause, he smiled A little obscene, "Oh, dear, you are not shy, are you?"

Takasugi pursed his lips tightly, tied up the bath towel casually, got up and walked back to the table to take out the contract he had just placed: "You go, the bed partner contract cannot continue."

"What?" Sirius was taken aback, then laughed, "Stop joking, baby."

Gao Shan glanced at him coldly: "It is written in the contract that Party A and Party B who voluntarily become each other's bed partner are not allowed to interfere with each other's feelings, are not allowed to pursue each other by virtue of their bed partner status, and are not allowed to say to each other during the bed affair. Love you', 'I like you', 'I want to be with you all the time' and other words. If there is any violation, the contract will be invalid, and both parties will immediately terminate the bed partner relationship."

"What!?" Sirius almost stared, grabbed the contract paper and glanced at it, and actually saw these three regulations.

Immediately the corners of the mouth cramped, the forehead twitched, the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all ached.

Damn, what kind of bed and partner contract has such a ridiculous regulation!Nima, I was too chic when I signed the contract just now, and I missed such an important message!Nima made it. I was pushed away halfway through the love. Fortunately, it was still in the foreplay stage. If the live ammunition was stopped halfway through, sir, I would not suffocate to death!It's fine if you suffocate to death, at least you die early and relax. If you suffer from physical discomfort, such as impotence, then my reputation will be spread out!If Nima thinks about it this way, it’s fortunate that Jin Zhu ordered him to cancel the contract, but it says that those who maintain the bed and partner relationship cannot pursue each other!Although Nima understands it in her heart, what's the matter with this feeling of fat flying away from her mouth!Nima... In short, Nima!

After going through all the slander in his mind, Sirius' expression instantly changed from that of a muddleheaded horse back to that of a human. After struggling for a few seconds, he returned the contract to Gao Shan, and attached his own one, and said generously: "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to it before. Read the regulations clearly. If it is your wish to insist on canceling the contract, although it is a pity, I will not object."

"That's good." Gao Shan said with a cold face, showing no signs of being moved by Sirius' cooperative attitude, he turned around and went into the bathroom, before entering the door, he said, "Turn left at the gate and go straight, no exit. "

Sirius, who didn't even want to leave and wanted to pin his eyes on his back to express his reluctance, wept silently.

The bed and partner incident has come to an end.

The rumors that Sirius was scolded by his old enemy, scolded by his friends, yelled at by his cousin, and condemned by two juniors were still spreading in every corner of the wizarding world.Although Sirius once warned those who spread rumors to shut up, and even used the Slytherin style of communication that he despised the most, but for this group of gossip people in the wizarding world who have been short of talk since the Dark Lord disappeared , his warning is as warm as spring breeze, as delicate as summer flowers, as delicate as autumn leaves, and as cute as winter bears—to sum it up in one sentence: drizzle has little power.

So after working hard for a month and a half, Sirius only let the rumor change from "Sirius Black appealed to the Muggle celebrity Takasugi Shin in the wizarding world. He couldn't love him so he used violence" to "a certain pure-blood nobleman begged the wizard Shinsuke Takasugi, a famous Muggle in the world, resorted to violence because he could not court love. Although the exact person is not very clear, but the gossip indicates that it is someone from the Black family."

Sirius: "..."

The water splashed by the married daughter does not count the group of cousins ​​who have adopted the husband's surname. Now there is only one person left in the Black family! ?

Cheating rumors version 2.0, cheating gossip.

Takasugi's life has returned to calm, and he can hear some gossip and gossip outside, but it is meaningless to him who has long since deleted Sirius from the list of bed partners.

In the class, instill in the little wizards such knowledge as "whatever you want, you must grab it by any means", "power is the truth", "108 tricks of conspiracy and intrigue".

After class, I was occasionally summoned by Dumbledore to the principal's office to chat about the stars, the moon, and life experiences; occasionally I was entangled by Comrade Sirius who sneaked into the school twice with No. An extracurricular practical activity, leading a group of little wizards to run on the playground in the setting sun.

Life, maintaining a good relationship with most of my colleagues, even Professor Snape, who has always been black-faced, can nod and smile when meeting each other; have dinner together on weekends; researchers sent by the Ministry of Magic every three weeks Use the magic wand to poke around the body to collect the so-called "information related to the weakening effect of the magic circle".

For entertainment, occasionally take Harry and Draco and a few small animals to the Forbidden Forest for a walk, beat the magical creatures in the Forbidden Forest while collecting various precious potion materials, and then let those who have drunk Lupin's hair compound decoction Pansy sent Pansy to Professor Snape, and the pimping work was carried out secretly day after day; occasionally sitting on the floor, holding a cup of strawberry milk and tasting it one by one, while watching Ah Yin leaning against him in the Mirror of Erised There is a shy smile on the shoulders; occasionally standing quietly in front of the window, watching the scenery of the Forbidden Forest, for a long time, I don't know what happy things come to mind, and I smile slightly.

This kind of life is so full that Takasugi spends less and less time staring at the Forbidden Forest and staying in front of the Mirror of Erised. Even when he is busy, he can't remember that he is a person from another world. In the era when the fate of spaceships, aliens and Edo samurai were intertwined, he had the ambition to destroy the world and powerful subordinates, and he had a bamboo horse that he loved since childhood but was out of reach.

Gao Shan doesn’t know if time can really make people forget everything, but the dissatisfaction with Ah Yin’s desire is indeed decreasing day by day, and the feeling of love that has always lingered in the depths of the soul is less persistent, leaving only a touch of concern, which has always remained in the bottom of my heart a certain location.

He loves the change and embraces it.

The specific manifestation is that when he saw the red-eyed boy in the restricted area of ​​Hogwarts again, the first thought that popped into his mind was not "ah, this boy with the same pupil color as Ah Yin The baby is coming again", but "Ah, I really need to find a bed. Companion"...

The author has something to say: Everyone, please calm down...

Also low-key...