[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

When Sirius was looking outside the pile of gossip-escalated versions that involved everything from romance to ethics and morality, and how many times he looked back at the past and present—generally, it was the complete collection of stories about Sirius Black’s attempted confession to Shinsuke Takasugi—, Takasugi is seriously thinking about the problem in the room.

He was thinking: Sirius came over just now, does it mean that he wants to be his bed partner?

……

Takasugi is not a particularly well-behaved person, otherwise he would not risk the world's disgrace and embark on the road of the villain boss who confronts the shogunate.Not to mention the outlook on life and values ​​for the time being. In terms of emotions, Takasugi belongs to the rational school who can clearly separate the "heart" and "desire".

Of course, if Ah Yin needs it, he can certainly guard his body like a jade, ignore men and ignore women, and even non-humans will never have physical contact with them.

But Ah Yin doesn't need it.

This has led to the fact that Mr. Gao Shan, who has always been unruly, never struggles with the issue of desire for too long.If you want to solve it, give an order, and the subordinates will naturally send someone over.It doesn't matter whether it's male or female, as long as it's human, as long as it's alive, as long as it doesn't have infectious diseases, weird smells, or bad X quirks.

So, even though Sirius' kiss caused black lines and veins to appear on his forehead, he calmed down after throwing the table and documents and drinking a glass of strawberry milk.

By the way, I also regained my good mood, wondering whether it is time to add a partner who can do sports together.

Although he is not a particularly lustful person, scientific research has found that normal men have needs, and they must vent once every few days, otherwise toxins will be automatically produced in the body, which will not be able to maintain the vitality of healthy cells...

Having said that, since he came to this world, he has never had a chance to vent, and he has never used Wuzhishan.Now it seems that his body has been poisoned unconsciously.

Gao Shan held the cup and thought seriously.

When it comes to health issues, Takasugi feels that he still has to think long-term.

Sirius was pretty good in a way.He is handsome and tall, and after contacting him for a period of time, he has not found any hidden diseases.

It's just that sometimes it's too brain-dead - but whether the bed partner's brain is good or not is never a question worthy of Takasugi's consideration.He just needs to make sure that there are no pig-like teammates around him. As for the pig-like sports partners, no one will know who they are when they put on clothes and pat their buttocks.

Takasugi who thought he had figured it out nodded, put down his cup, and walked out the door.

Outside the door, Sirius angrily tore newspapers and magazines into stripes. When Takasugi opened the door, he was throwing the confetti in his arms on his head. The cold wind that came out of nowhere instantly created a fairy Scattered flowers... a weird feeling.

Takasugi: "..." Is there really no problem with the bed like a pig?Really not! ?What's the matter with this sense of regret that suddenly rushed from the soles of the feet to the forehead?

Sirius: "..." Jinsuke finally came out!No, why does he look at me so strangely, why does he look so disgusted?Did he come out to reject me, OH, NO——

Harry and Draco had already left, and the portraits were still outside, so the surroundings were very quiet for a while.

Sirius stared at the expressionless Takasugi, swallowed, and the sound of "grunt" was very clear in the quiet environment.

Gao Shan raised his eyebrows, and decided to check the physical fitness of his future bed partner first: "You, don't you have any genetic diseases in your family?"

"What..." Sirius anticipated more than 100 dialogues that he might hear, but he was still stunned when Takasugi spoke, "No, of course not. The blood of wizards is much better than that of Muggles, not to mention that I am still pure Members of the blood family, where can there be genetic diseases?"

"Hmm." Takasugi nodded, "Your physical fitness is not bad?" Although you look good, in Edo, there are piles of people who look good but can't lift their hands and shoulders.

Sirius didn't understand at all, so he patted his chest and answered honestly: "I used to be an Auror, so my physical fitness and magical ability are guaranteed!"

Takasugi looked up and down a certain Auror calmly.

Sirius had the illusion of seeing disgust in the other person's eyes.

"So, is X experienced?"

silence.

long silence.

"It's hard to answer this question?" Gao Shan frowned.

Sirius looked a little blank: "No, I just thought I heard it wrong just now. You are asking about... that kind of experience?"

Takasugi nodded seriously.

"Also... okay." Sirius hesitated, not knowing how to measure the standard of this world and Takasugi's world.

Sirius swore that this time he really saw the disgust in the other person's eyes.

"How many lovers have you had?"

Sirius began to count with two hands behind his back.

"Is the habit above or below?"

The counting fingers suddenly stopped.

"Don't you have any special hobbies?" Gao Shan frowned.

Having said all of this, no matter how stupid Sirius is, he will not fail to understand what Takasugi wants to ask.The mouth opened, and the blush spread to the neck.I couldn't help complaining that the old man Dumbledore's news was not accurate at all, saying that Takasugi was from an eastern country, he was conservative and careful in his relationship, and he must take it easy when pursuing him to avoid backlash-his sister!Look at people who don't change their face and ask about the physical fitness of their future husband and the speed of their former love rivals!

Sirius became inexplicably happy, and he didn't hesitate to speak: "No, no, although some small props are sometimes used, I swear it's all for fun! I'm a very gentle person, and I'm also quite dedicated, If I'm with you, I won't go out to provoke others, so you can rest assured!"

"Hmm." Takasugi pursed his lips, noncommittal, lowered his eyelashes and thought about it, and said seriously, "I'm not a rigid person, but I have my own rules when dealing with these matters. So before confirming the relationship, I think we Relevant regulations need to be established first, do you have any objections?"

Nodding his head, the cheerful Sirius focused all his attention on the words "relationship confirmation".

Gao Shan was obviously satisfied with his attitude, turned around and walked back to the room, and came out again after a while, handing over two sheets of paper that were still wet.There are several requirements listed above, and there is Takasugi's signature at the bottom.

"Take a look and sign if you have no objections."

Relevant regulations or something, in a more professional term, is a contract.Sirius really wanted to say that Takasugi would be of no use to wizards with such a contract without magical assistance, but seeing Takasugi holding the paper in such a serious manner made his heart itch so badly, his brain twitched that it would be okay as long as As long as Takasugi likes it.Without carefully reading the regulations, Shua Shua wrote the names on two pieces of paper, and drew a heart-shaped pattern to surround the signatures of the two people when the pen was closed, and pink bubbles floated around the heart.

Takasugi didn't care about Sirius' showing off, the contract was in duplicate, and he and Sirius each kept one copy.Glancing at the smirk of the big human-shaped dog, he said casually: "By the way, as for what you just said about 'you will never go out to provoke bees and butterflies when you are with me', what I want to say is——Actually, I I am quite tolerant of the freedom of my bed partner, and I don't mind if you go out to find other lovers."

Nodding his head, he paused, Sirius froze with a bright smile on his face.

Gao Shan didn't realize it, and turned back to the room: "Also, you should have nothing else to do today. Why don't you come and run in first, and if you don't have a good relationship, you can make appropriate adjustments—after all, I don't care about finding several bed partners. Interest, if it suits you, you are enough."

You alone are enough...

Sirius' mouth was trembling, and tears were streaming from the bottom of his heart.This sentence is so beautiful, so beautiful, if it is put in a single sentence, he must be very moved.But……

"Bed partner?" Patting his face, Sirius tried hard to make his expression less ferocious, and repeated it word by word, "Bed, partner?"

Gao Shan glanced at him inexplicably: "Isn't it clearly written in the contract?" He went straight into the bathroom and closed the door.

Sirius spread out the paper in his hand in a flash, and saw clearly the large characters "Establishment of a bed partner relationship and related regulations" written in black and white on the top, and then looked at his and Takasugi's signatures and what can be called a coquettish bag at the bottom. The big heart with pink bubbles—this kind of instant feeling of wanting to hit yourself with a brick is swollen, you bastard! ?

After thinking about it for more than ten minutes, Sirius suddenly woke up, and rushed to the bathroom door, thumping and banging.

"Jin Zhu! Jin Zhu Jin Zhu Jin Zhu! I was wrong, no, I was right, you made a mistake! I want to be your husband, not your bed partner! What I just said was a confession, not an unspoken rule! I'm not as wretched as you think!"

The door opened.

Gao Sugi, who only wore a white bath towel on his lower body, came out, the tip of his hair was slightly wet, and the transparent water droplets dripped on the delicate collarbone, flowing down smoothly.Sirius heard a grunt from his throat, and stared wide-eyed, wow, his eight-pack abs are completely invisible when he puts on his clothes, how did he practice this?

The water drops caressed the too thin waist, submerged in the white bath towel.Looking further down, two slender white legs were bare and bare, leaving wet footprints on the ground. Sirius noticed that Takasugi kept a considerable distance between each step, and the muscles on the legs seemed to be I know it's very solid, but I don't know how it feels to the touch...

"I've finished washing. Today is our first time. Well... I came here and received a lot of care from you. This time, you will be on top." Takasugi looked at Sirius with eyes that were as evolved as X-rays Without realizing it, he walked on his own and said, "By the way, I seem to have heard you knocking on the door and shouting something just now?"

"I..." Sirius stared at Takasugi Hikari's bare back with a smirk, his eyes almost glowing green, "I didn't yell, I just want you to speed up, I also want to wash... "

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