[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

"So, you're the so-called helper that Harry said?"

As soon as I entered the door, I suddenly met such a sentence.Gao Shan paused, and looked at the black-haired man who was sitting carelessly on the sofa and said "I know you very well".After confirming that he had never seen this guy's face since he came to this world, he calmly entered the door and took his seat, and after putting down the pile of high-risk weapons in his hand that had been brought to the Muggle world and would never be questioned by the police, Shi Shiran called Raising Elf Lini as a monk: "A glass of strawberry milk."

A certain man who was completely ignored twitched his eyes.

A glass of strawberry milk?Just one cup?And it's obviously not a cup for him as a guest! ? (Is that the point?)

"I'm Sirius Black, maybe you've heard my name before, I'm Harry's godfather." Sirius sneered a bit, and Sirius generously decided to ignore Takasugi's "lack of hospitality".

Takasugi lifted the cup gracefully, took a sip, felt the sweetness of the strawberry milk slide down his throat, and then put the cup back on the coaster—after finishing the above actions, he raised his eyelids, not cold or hot He said, "I haven't heard of it."

After a pause, he added slowly, "Nice to meet you."

"..." Sirius didn't even slander, and rolled his eyes directly.

Although he knew that the reason why that damned Wormtail was caught, and the reason why he was able to wash away his grievances and be turned out of Azkaban was all thanks to this guy in front of him.But Sirius just didn't like him!

All right.Maybe this has something to do with the fact that he was instilled by Harry with a bunch of words like "I didn't expect Jinzhu to be so powerful, I didn't expect Jinzhu to help me rescue my godfather by accident, it's really great".

Obviously he is Harry's godfather.Before, he thought that he had avenged himself and voluntarily stayed in Azkaban to suffer and suffer. As a result, his own godson fell into the Muggle world and lived behind the house elves. He was already distressed enough.Finally came out, and finally saw the face of the baby godson, just when he woke up and planned to be a mock godfather-suddenly found that the godson admired a person who was about the same age as me (by mistake) and had a similar level of appearance (Based on the appearance of Sirius who just came out of Azkaban, wrong), a man with similar strength (...This is difficult to analyze, everyone should take it as a mistake)——That's right!He is just jealous!

I am the best godfather, little Harry should look at me with admiring eyes and praise me in admiring tone, instead of sitting in front of me and laughing and chatting with the Malfoy kid about "what is good Powerful” topic——by has recently evolved into a child-controller, but he is a big dog who can’t express his father’s love.

"..."

Seeing the black-haired man who was staring at him with hatred just now, screaming and rolling on the sofa, Takasugi was very puzzled.

But if he didn't understand it, he didn't have the idea to stop it.After all, the sofa that was being raped was provided by the office, and it was not his personal property to be precise, not to mention...it's not easy to be a psychopath, if he wants to have a fit, let him have enough of it.

So Takasugi calmly withdrew his gaze, disassembled the gun and wiped the knife on his own.

Sirius, who didn't know that he had been regarded as a psychopath, finally recovered after scratching the sofa silently for a long time.Just about to confront Gao Shan, the guy who has "revenge against his godson" with him, when he raised his head, he was attracted by the thing in Gao Sugi's hand: "Military dagger?"

"To be precise, it is the latest version of the Russian military dagger that has been privately modified in 1993. The handle has a frosted curve that can increase friction. The blade is as sharp and thin as the old versions, and there is an extra one that can let blood There is a blood tank and a switch port that can inject venom from the handle." Gao Shan did not lift his head, and the movement of wiping the dagger was slow and orderly, and his thin lips spit out words that could not help but look sideways.

In front of him, there was also a large number of Muggle weapons that were no less harmful than military daggers.

Sirius just felt dizzy for a while.

He knew that this man, who was called help, was a Muggle from another world, and he seemed to be the revolutionary leader of that world, so he definitely knew a lot about Muggle weapons.But what he didn't expect was that this man could openly bring so many obviously high-risk Muggle weapons into Hogwarts... Wait!

"These aren't the props you used for your Muggle Studies class, are they?" Sirius frowned.He remembered that Takasugi came in from outside with this pile of things before.

Takasugi gave a cold snort in confirmation.

Sirius' eyeballs almost popped out.

"What? You're taking this bunch of stuff to a Muggle Studies class—and it's a class that my godson also attended!? Putting these dangerous things that even Muggles don't know how to use them will open the ceiling anytime, anywhere. Or a weapon that pierces a hole in a person is placed in the classroom!?" The high-pitched voice burst out suddenly, "Are you kidding me!? Dumbledore didn't ask you to talk? This is simply—this It's just—"

"That's great—" the big dog growled and swooped, fortunately Takasugi dodged fast, otherwise the military dagger facing the front would definitely gouge out one of Sirius' eyeballs.

"I said, how on earth did you do it?" Sirius held the military dagger that had just been "snatched" from Gao Shan's hand (in fact, it was thrown by Gao Shan), as if he had found a treasure, "You must know that I was here before. When I was studying, I wanted to secretly bring in the wrench and other things I bought in the Muggle world more than once, but every time I was discovered and confiscated-you can take out a Muggle weapon openly in the wizarding school, and you still have it. Use them as props for class! Ahh—the little wizards are so happy now!"

Takasugi: "..."

"Don't look at me looking haggard now, but I used to be an Auror! Auror, you know?" Sirius began to talk, "I think I was the only one in Gryffindor back then, and I was the same as James and Lupine. There's Peter... bah bah bah! It's just me and James and Lupin, and we were called Gryffindor hijackers at the time, that's the rumor. I'm sure the hijacker's reputation spread too far , that's why I was strongly invited by the Minister of Magic to become an Auror!"

Takasugi: "..."

"By the way, this military dagger is not bad! It is indeed the latest version just released this year. Tsk tsk, look at the lines, look at the lines." Sirius made a few waving movements with a fairly standard posture, "No, it really is in the I've been in Azkaban for so long that I can't move my hands and feet. When Moonface had some 'furry little accident' and James and I couldn't stop him, we usually used the Muggle weapons we had secretly hidden. It's not that wizarding weapons aren't easy to use, it's just that at Hogwarts we don't want to overdo the action. You get that?"

Takasugi: "..."

I haven't waited for a reply from the other party for a long time. Sirius finally came back to his senses and looked at Gao Shan strangely: "Brother, take a look at your dagger, won't you be angry? After I said so much, you don't know what you think. Give me a sentence or two."

Gao Shan looked at him expressionlessly, and after a while, said, "You speak too fast, I didn't understand what you said."

silence.

long silence.

"I don't quite remember what I said just now." Although he tried his best to control it, Sirius still had a grim expression.

Gao Shan blinked, and felt that he needed to explain: "I haven't studied English for a long time. In order to strengthen my practice, I didn't drink the translation potion."

Sirius was startled, a little surprised: "So, you didn't mean to embarrass me?"

"No." He replied calmly.

"..." Sirius was injured internally.He suddenly felt that it was really embarrassing for him to scold this man in his heart just now—look at his face that almost had the word "calm" written on his forehead, look at his unafraid face when the mountain is pressing down on him His expression seemed like he didn't take him seriously.

……

Originally, he planned to come to look for bad luck, but he didn't find bad luck. Instead, he felt that he was particularly frustrated compared with the other party.

Comrade Big Dog drooped his head, a little downcast.

He suddenly heard a rustling sound, raised his head, and a pure black gun appeared in front of him.Regardless of the small size of the gun body or the graceful lines of the gun body, it clearly shows the identity of this gun - new and high-end.

Sirius almost moved his fiery gaze away from the sky, and it fell on Takasugi's face.

"Greetings, nice to meet you." Gao Shan raised his hand coldly, watched Sirius take the gun, and continued, "Since you received it..."

A burst of exclamation and roaring cheers suddenly came out of Sirius who was still lost a second ago, blocking back the greetings that Takasugi hadn't had time to finish.Looking at the man in front of him who looked bigger than himself, but was holding a small dick and screaming and jumping like a child, Takasugi suddenly felt a headache.

For a long time, the euphemism of giving guests a gift before sending them off, which I learned before, can't be used in this world...

If I knew it earlier, I would not send it.

Gao Shan looked out of the window with a gloomy face: Ah, I really want to cover my ears.

……

Therefore, cultural differences kill people.

After such a meeting, Sirius started running to Hogwarts every day.

One is to care about the life of his precious godson at any time (although he can’t help his eyelids cramp every time he sees Harry and Draco together), and the other is to avoid his mother in the old house who always scolds His behavior of ruining the glory of the Black family (although this is only a temporary solution, not the root cause), the third is to guard against and monitor the deadly enemy Severus Snape (although the professor usually doesn't even bird him at all); Takasugi is quickly drawn into his and Lupine's small friendship group (although Takasugi's attitude is always "you block my view").

Although the ideal is great, the reality is cruel.These four goals of Sirius were particularly difficult to achieve under the ravages of reality, but with the support of his friend Remus Lupine who volunteered to provide a fireplace dedicated to the Floo, he went to Hogwarts in the daytime without hesitation. Here, the life of slipping home to sleep after dark.

So he came again this day, and encouraged Gao Shan to follow him to listen in Moon Face's class.

Although he has been teaching the children according to his own ideas, Takasugi is still a little curious about the British education method.After obtaining Dumbledore's consent, Takasugi agreed to Sirius' invitation for the first time.

The author has something to say: Gryffindor Heist:

Member one, James Potter, nicknamed Prongs;

Member two, Sirius Black, nicknamed Padfoot;

Member three, Remus Lupine, nicknamed Moonface;

Member four, Peter Pedillo, nicknamed Wormtail

——In other words, I often feel that this combination is very similar to the four great romantic talents in the south of the Yangtze River——it’s still the Xingye version ╮(╯▽╰)╭