[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

Muggle Studies is an optional subject for third year students.Due to wizards' discrimination against Muggles, very few people took this course, and most of them were Muggle wizards. Children from pure-blood families basically didn't even touch it.

Therefore, this class has always been taught by children from the four colleges together, which saves time and energy, and Takasugi is very satisfied.

"I'm Shinsuke Takasugi, your new professor of Muggle Studies." Looking around at the young wizards sitting upright, Takasugi introduced himself in a cold tone.

"Before I start the lecture, I want to ask you a question. Why did you choose this course?"

A boy from Hufflepuff raised his hand: "This class looks easy."

Another girl raised her chin: "You can only learn all kinds of knowledge if you get involved in different fields." She must be a Ravenclaw.

"Come to mix credits!" shouted in a mess, Takasugi noticed that the answer was a pair of twin boys in red robes, look at the bright red hair - it was Ron's brother with the title of "bludger" ?

Several half-blood wizards from Slytherin were silent.

"Very good answer." Gao Shan said unhurriedly, with one hand on the podium, pacing slowly and gracefully, "I think you all know that I come from another place different from the world you are in. , cannot use magic, and at the same time, your magic has no effect on me. In other words, I am a Muggle who is immune to magic."

Quiet, all the little wizards looked at Takasugi.The eyes of the children from Slytherin flickered a little.

"From the moment I appeared in this world, I can feel that you look down on ordinary people who don't know magic—you look down on Muggles. But this is nothing. Just like lions look down on sheep, jackals look down on squirrels, the more Being at the top of the food chain, the more you have the qualification to despise other existences." Gao Shan said lightly, "The law of the jungle is a truth that has been passed down for thousands of years, no matter which world it is in."

The students nodded.

"But—" the subject changed, "the premise of being able to despise others is that you can be sure that you are better than them. I want to ask everyone here, which of you is sure that wizards are definitely better than Muggles? And the reason? What is it?"

Many little wizards looked at each other.

"We have broomsticks, which can fly in the sky anytime and anywhere." A boy who is extremely passionate about Quidditch quickly came up with one.

"The invisibility cloak is also very convenient." Harry, the green-eyed lion cub, was also there, and found Takasugi looking at him with a silly grin.

A gloomy little witch with forehead hair covering her eyes said quietly: "Three Unforgivable Curses and Death Curse...Flood Curse, Swamp Curse, Earth Splitting Curse..."

"There are airplanes and helicopters in the Muggle world. The function of flying in the sky is not as bad as any broomstick, and it also provides a comfortable location and convenient meals. This is not the only one. According to my previous understanding, your side The Second World War broke out in the Muggle world before. One of the countries in the war even dispatched UFOs similar to flying saucers." Gao Shan glanced at the confused little wizards, "Flying saucers, there are also flying saucers in my world. They exist. They fly silently, and if the stealth function installed in the system is activated, they can also be invisible. In addition, high-lethal weapons are often installed in flying saucers, such as laser cannons, radiation nets, and poisonous gas nozzles-these weapons are not the same They are worse than your attacking spells, even, they can kill all the people in a city without harming plants or trees."

Several young wizards whose parents were Muggles widened their eyes in surprise.

But most of the little mixed-race wizards showed expressions of disbelief.They have been taught by their father or mother who are wizards since they were young. Although they don't pursue perfection as much as children born in pure-blood families, they still attach great importance to the glory of wizards.Hearing someone say that things in the Muggle world are more useful than magic suddenly made me feel uncomfortable.

"Professor Gao Sugi, you said all these things. We haven't seen them before, so how can we believe that what you said is true?" A student asked.

The corner of Takasugi's mouth curled slightly: "It is difficult for you to see the real flying saucer. Not to mention that I am not familiar with the Muggle world on your side, even if I am as familiar with this place as my own bedroom, I believe the people in that country The leader would not welcome us in with a smile when I asked him, 'Please let my students see your country's latest flying saucer', and would give everyone a cup of milk tea and a plate of biscuits as a welcome."

The little wizards suddenly burst into laughter.

"So, I think we can start with small things first." Takasugi took out a small silver-white irregular hard object from his pocket, one side is a slender cylinder, the other side is short and flat, and a It looks like a weird button-like thing.

Harry fixed his eyes on it after only one glance: "Merlin, give me a cock!"

Although Muggle studies has always been one of the unpopular courses at Hogwarts, second only to the unreliable divination class and the extremely boring history of magic class, such laws seem to have a tendency to be broken after Takasugi takes office.

Dumbledore was quite relieved by this, and there was always a feeling that "Takasugi did not disappoint him".

Of course, this is because he has never listened to Takasugi's class, so he doesn't know that the first class of the Muggle Studies class is "How to kill people with a gun", and the second class is "How to use Killing a person with a single blow with a dagger", the content of the third lesson is "How to kill a person with a single blow with poisonous powder"...

In one sentence, the Muggle Studies course interpreted by Takasugi is the abbreviation of "How to use Muggle tools to kill people in an instant".

In fact, this kind of teaching is no less dangerous than Hagrid's protection of magical creatures class.It’s just that Takasugi has always grasped the speed very well, and what he did the most was just blowing up the crystal ornaments hanging in the four corners of the classroom with a gun in an instant, so that the arrogant little wizards could see the astonishing power of Muggle weapons. Speed ​​and scary power (as for scaring a bunch of Hufflepuffs into tears, let's forget about the non-flamboyant stuff).The little wizard was injured because of this, but it never happened.

Then again, Dumbledore's attitude towards Takasugi's lecture style does not mean that other professors will do the same.

Although he was very interested in what trouble Takasugi could cause Dumbledore, and he was never gentle or considerate, but wished that Dumbledore's old fox would suffer, but in Snape's heart, the most important thing was Huo Gwarz's peace.So from the very beginning, the Snake King in the cellar asked those little Slytherin half-breeds who had taken classes to report their class content on time.

The result can be imagined.

Guns, daggers, poisonous powder, the best way to slice a human body, how to find the angle and control range of blasting, 120 eight conspiracy theories...

The Cellar Snake had a darker face than when he was alone with Harry Potter, who was exactly like his goddamn father except for his green eyes, which were as pretty as Lily!

Teaching this kind of thing, that damned guy thinks that the Hogwarts little trolls are playing too light a prank, and he intends to let them blow up the whole school, or he intends to cultivate his legion among the students! ?

……

It is true that at the beginning, His Majesty Snape planned to rush to the principal's office, grab the white beard who ate so much sugar that his brain was covered with syrup, and let him take a good look at the "spirit from another world" he admired. What a "good Muggle talent" is.

But as Takasugi talked more, his thoughts became less and less, and turned into thinking about the strength of Muggles and wizards.

Indeed, Takasugi's lectures seem at first glance to be intended to foster a terrorist community at Hogwarts.But in every class, he will repeatedly mention the little wizards-"Don't be blinded by the mysterious abilities of the wizards themselves, even if it is a Muggle that you despise, even if it is a Muggle product that you look down upon, as long as you use appropriate methods Like the right strategy, it can create miracles comparable to magic."

Snape didn't think he was lying.

And none of the young wizards who took the Muggle Studies course doubted it.

The explanations of each class, every case that combines Takasugi's world and this world, and even Takasugi's ability to defeat the Hippogriff at King's Cross Station before, let them see the truth of this sentence sex.

Takasugi is a person from another world, which does not mean that all Muggles in their world have the same ability as Takasugi.

But at the same time, it doesn't mean that Muggles in this world must not have that kind of strength.

The small one is hidden in the mountains, and the big one is hidden in the city.

What's more, it has to be admitted that the wizarding world has indeed been somewhat closed over the years.Seeing the annual holidays, when I return to my home in the Muggle world, I can read newspapers saying who invented something today, and where new resources have been discovered tomorrow.And the wizarding world is always brooms for mobility, pointed hats for sunshades, objects, black robes for uniforms—oh, no.Black robes are of course the best, he likes black robes.

The point is, accustomed to long-term peace, today's wizarding world can be described as unchanging.In the era of Merlin, the scenes where wizards can directly confront dragons seem to be seen only from history books.Decades ago, black art was a compulsory course at Hogwarts, but after that person's incident, Hogwarts could only learn the useless "Defense Against the Dark Arts".Weak education will only produce weak brains and little trolls clogged with toad sap, Snape can almost foresee the gradual decline of the wizarding world in the next few centuries...

Although Snape is not the kind of person who will worry about the country and the people, and he doesn't care much about the wizarding world that he died a few centuries later, he has to care about the future of his old platinum peacock friend - the Malfoy family As a member of the oldest pure-blood family, it is inevitable to pass it on.He understood that Lucius cared about the honor of the family, and he didn't think that one day in the future, his dear godson Draco would be trampled under the feet of Muggles in his twilight years because he underestimated Muggles.

They who have turned their backs on the Dark Lord, it is impossible for them to embark on the road of trying to eliminate Muggles.

Since it can't be eliminated——you can only try to understand it.

After pondering for a long time, Snape stepped into the fireplace with a handful of Floo powder, and his black robe rolled by.

……

No one knew exactly what Snape and Lucius were talking about.

It was only the next day that Xiaolong, who had received his father's peacock owl, ran to the dean's office without hesitation, and added the "Muggle Studies Course" to the courses he had originally chosen.

This incident caused a stir among dozens of ancient pure-blood families in the same age as Slytherin.

Those who have always been at odds with the Malfoy family, joked that the Platinum family has dropped so much that they want to learn Muggle knowledge; the Zabini family and the Parkinson family who have always been on good terms with Malfoy, after a period of silence, they showed it with actions. Their support for Malfoy - the operatives Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson, who, despite their distaste, offered to offer Snape an additional "Muggle Studies class".

The highest circle of power in Slytherin began to divide into four factions: a few hermits who advocated neutrality, the Dark Lord’s loyalists who advocated cleaning Muggles, the Graceful faction who obviously changed their course and tried to understand Muggles, and the people who watched the fire from the other side were neither Neutral and not opposed to the sloppy faction who are obviously waiting for a good time.

The wizarding world is in turmoil.

And Takasugi, who caused all this just because of taking a few classes, is welcoming a strange visitor in the office.

The author has something to say: Regarding what Takasugi said in class, "One of the countries even launched a UFO similar to a flying saucer", it actually refers to Germany.

When I searched for information on the Internet, I saw people's unstoppable speculation about Hitler in the early stage of World War II. Some documentaries also mentioned that Germany had dispatched "mysterious new type of attack weapons". The images and models in it are all real. There are [-]% similar objects to flying saucers.

So this is not made up by me~~

PS, I modified the bug a bit, thanks to pss98~

This chapter is a transitional chapter, it may be a bit boring~ everyone forgive me~~╮(╯▽╰)╭

One more Ps, guess who is the guest Takasugi ushered in?