I contract this half-immortal in the entertainment industry

Laugh at ah ah!Maybe the other party is the kind of hermit master who has been living in the mountains and never touched these things?Zhang Ershao thought about it, and felt sorry for Zhuge Honesty even more, but he still couldn't say words of comfort...

After finally thinking of the so-called comforting words that he had heard before, Zhang Ershao felt disgusted and pretentious. He suddenly felt that he was so pitiful before that he could even listen to that disgusting comforting words, and he was very happy. After listening In the end, he even distributed money to treat people to dinner, so was he the kind of trickster who was easy to deceive before?

Recalling those memories of youth in the past, Zhang Ershao's own face is not good-looking, and a black shadow rises behind him, feeling as if he is going to blacken OTZ......

Seeing Zhang Yuxuan like this, Zhuge honestly opened his mouth wide, a little stunned, why does this kid look more and more like a madman?Thinking of the end of the obsession that he had heard before, Zhuge was honestly anxious. Zhang Yuxuan is a rare boy who spreads money. If something happens to this guy, he will be finished. In the miserable days when there was no warmth and no place to sleep, just thinking about the whole person was bad, Zhuge honestly felt that he must not let Zhang Yuxuan go mad.

Therefore, Zhuge rushed forward honestly, and slapped Zhang Yuxuan on the back, slapping Zhang Ershao, who was still immersed in the killing of memories, to his knees with a plop.

Zhang Ershao only felt a pain in his knee, and then wailed: "Little Zhuge! My brother is so slapped on you, my whole body is falling apart, I can't move, my spine ahhhhhhh!"

Zhuge is honest and black, saying that your spine hurts, why are you holding your head?

After Zhang Ershao finished speaking, he realized that he was stupid again. He took off his hand holding his head in embarrassment, and then pretended to be nonchalant: "Since the water heater in your room is broken, you can use mine! But, I have to first Say yes, I'll help you adjust the heat and cold, you are not allowed to break my water heater!"

Zhuge honestly continued to hug the quilt, staring at Zhang Ershao with dull eyes, without saying a word.Zhang Ershao was covered in goosebumps from being watched, rubbed his arms vigorously, and then yelled strangely: "You, you, why are you looking at me like this? Let me tell you, I, Zhang Yuxuan, really look like everyone who praises me He is so handsome and handsome, and he is the only one in this family, there is no other semicolon, so don't try to get my idea."

When Zhuge honestly heard such shameless words, he was stunned, and then suddenly frowned, clutching his stomach fiercely, oh shit, master, apprentice, he finally realized what it means to be thicker than a city wall and what it means Shameless to the point of vomiting!His stomach hurts so badly!

#On Zhang Ershao’s lower limit and degree of shamelessness#

#城市人好可pia#

#You city people really know how to play#

#张二少You are so narcissistic, do you know Narcissus? #

#Such shameless words, Zhang Ershao, how did you say it#

#Zhang Ershao, your integrity is gone#

When Zhang Yuxuan saw Zhuge honestly clutching his stomach suddenly, he panicked, and quickly stepped forward and asked, "Zhuge Zhuge, are you all right? What's wrong with your stomach? Is it a stomachache? Do you need me to call the family doctor?"

"..." Zhuge was silent for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "As long as you don't be so shameless, I won't have a stomachache."

"Ah? My Second Young Master Zhang's face is here, when will I not want it anymore?" Zhang Yuxuan touched his handsome face and asked in puzzlement.

Zhuge honestly was almost not choked up by Zhang Yuxuan's words, looking at the misty eyes of the other party, Zhuge honestly was not sure whether the other party was just pretending or just being so dumb.

Forget it, forget it, let him not think about it, he should go take a shower quickly, otherwise he will feel shameful and shameless just wrapped in a sheet!

"...help me get the water heater off." Zhuge changed the subject honestly and bluntly.

"Hey, I'm serious, don't you really need a family doctor?" Zhang Ershao asked persistently.

What is this all about? If you weren't my benefactor, I would wish for a slow-motion replay with my left hand and right hand right now, right? !Zhuge Chengshi's face darkened, and his aura was released, Zhang Ershao was so frightened that he hurried to the bathroom to adjust the water temperature.

Zhuge honestly took a hot bath for the first time in his life, and that feeling was like the advertisement for Laotan Pickled Vegetable Beef Noodles—that taste, sour and refreshing!

Zhuge honestly searched around in the bathroom but couldn’t find the usual soap, so he just opened a bottle full of foreign languages ​​and poured out a lot of strange and unknown liquid with a fragrance, thinking that since it was placed in the bathroom, then Maybe I can take a shower...

Thinking of this, Zhuge honestly smeared the unknown liquid on his body hesitantly, and then washed it off with hot water, but why did he still feel sticky all over his body after washing it off?Zhuge was honestly puzzled, then grabbed the oversized white bath towel next to him and wrapped himself up and went out.

Zhang Yuxuan watched the other party come out, smelled a familiar fragrance, stuck it to Zhuge Honest's body and sniffed it with his nose, and then hesitated: "...Zhuge, what did you use to take a bath?"

Zhuge scratched his head honestly, and said with a simple and honest smile: "I don't know, it's all in foreign languages, I can't understand it."

Zhang Yuxuan's heart skipped a beat, with an inexplicable premonition, and he dragged Zhuge honestly into the bathroom, pointing to a circle of bottles and jars and asked in a trembling voice, "Which one did you... use before?"

Zhuge honestly was still confused and didn't understand anything, but he still pointed to one of the bottles honestly.After seeing that bottle, Zhang Yuxuan felt that he could no longer bear to look directly at this honest Zhuge...

Zhang Yuxuan finally asked without giving up: "Are you sure?" After being repeatedly confirmed by Zhuge honestly, Zhang Yuxuan covered his face, hurriedly exited the bathroom, and said in an unstable tone: "I want to be quiet, don't ask who I am .”

"Uh, who is Jingjing?" Zhuge honestly asked foolishly, but at this moment, Zhang Ershao had already buried his head in the pillow, his shoulders twitching.

Zhuge honestly came out and saw it. He thought that the other party was disgusted with him for using his things, so he lay down on the pillow and cried, and hurried forward to comfort him: "I really didn't mean to use your things! You, you, you, don't Cry! Next time if you don’t let me use it, I will never touch your things! Also, men don’t cry easily, really, you are a man, how can you cry, right?”

The author has something to say: Begging for comments, I feel everyone is so cold, the glass heart of the author Sang is about to shatter into slag...

☆, Sun Mulan himself

Zhang Yuxuan just felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly raised his head and burst out laughing, this time the tears were really laughed out.Zhang Yuxuan got up, patted Zhuge Honestly on the shoulder, shook his head and said, "Brother! It's fine if you don't understand English, anyway, don't use it blindly, it's fine if you use it, just don't say it. Tsk tsk, you know what you use ?"

Zhuge honestly looks confused, he doesn't know anything...

Seeing Zhuge Laoshi with such a stupefied look, Zhang Yuxuan suppressed Gu Qiang, who wanted to burst out laughing, and then suddenly approached Zhuge Laoshi, and said with an evil smile: "It seems that you really don't know! Then you want to know you What is it used for?"

Zhuge honestly looked at the strange smile on Zhang Yuxuan's face, and felt the hair on the back of his neck puff up, and he became vigilant. He was really curious about that strange liquid!But looking at the other party so strangely, it must not be a good thing.Then... don't you know?

Zhang Yuxuan crossed his arms and looked at the entangled Zhuge Laoshi with a proud expression, waiting patiently for the other party's answer for the first time.Zhuge honestly scratched his wet hair badly, finally bit his lower lip, raised his head and stared at Zhang Yuxuan with wet cat eyes, and said firmly, "Sue! Sue! Me!" Anyway... There are a lot of jokes, and it doesn't matter if there is another one... What's more, there is an old saying that you will gain wisdom if you suffer, isn't it?Zhuge honestly tried his best to cheer himself up and comfort himself.

"Well, it's just lubricating→_→lubricating oil~" Zhang Yuxuan crossed his hips, and then said the answer loudly, but he waited and waited, but he never waited for someone's embarrassing red face.

"Why do you put lubricant→_→lubricating oil in the bathroom? Could it be that the lock on the bathroom door is often rusted and unusable?" Zhuge rubbed his head honestly and asked in puzzlement.

This time, it was Zhang Yuxuan himself who was choked up with a mouthful of blood—this is simply Hongguoguo's retribution, the retribution came so fast, I didn't realize it!Zhang Yuxuan looked at Zhuge's honest and innocent face, and his facial features were distorted, but his heart was powerless. It was so embarrassing to meet such a Xiaobai who didn't understand anything!Can you still play →_→? !

"Yes! It's just to moisten →_→ slip on the rusty door lock!" Zhang Yuxuan gritted his teeth.

Zhuge honestly was confused by those beautiful cat eyes, and nodded ignorantly, until one day in the future when he really understood the usefulness of lubricating oil→_→lubricating oil, when he thought about today’s incident again, he was so angry that he wanted to put Zhang Yuxuan on the spot. The second young master scolded me bloody - how thirsty and soulless you are to put this in the bathroom!

Zhang Yuxuan didn't bother to pay attention to this idiot anymore, he looked down at his tightly wrapped right hand and wailed, this is the bad luck of his life!

Zhuge looked at Zhang Yuxuan's hand honestly, and felt embarrassed, so he put on his clothes and ran to his room. Seeing a group of strangers entered his room, he exited the door suspiciously to make sure this was his room , and then walked in as if nothing had happened, and found a lot of talisman-making props and rolled to Zhang Yuxuan's room.

Zhang Yuxuan looked curiously at Zhuge Laoshi making talismans. It was the first time in his life that he saw someone draw talismans, and he kept chattering and asking. Finally, seeing Zhuge Laoshi ignoring him, he pouted, "What a ghostly talisman!"

Zhuge Laoshi glanced at the other party indifferently, Zhang Yuxuan covered his mouth in fright, huh, huh, why does Zhuge Laoshi, who is usually a noob, have such murderous eyes?This unscientific!

His ears were finally clean, Zhuge honestly sighed in his heart, he knew his eyes were so useful and he would have used them a long time ago, saving this guy from being so noisy, he destroyed several talismans!It's all soft sister coins, grave egg!Even if Zhang Yuxuan paid the money, he still has to pay it back, okay? !Moreover, talisman making also requires energy and concentration. Every time he draws a talisman, he will collapse for a long time. Now that he has failed several times in a row, he is almost at the limit. !

Holding on to draw the most successful Ning Xin Talisman, Zhuge Laoshi just told Zhang Yuxuan to wear it with him, and then fell asleep on Zhang Yuxuan's bed and fell asleep OTZ......

Zhang Yuxuan was startled by Zhuge honestly like this, thinking that the other party had some strange disease, maybe some kind of narcolepsy?Zhang Yuxuan was frightened by his brain supply, so he quickly called and invited the family doctor Sun Mulan to show Zhuge honestly.

Sun Mulan came from a medical family. She graduated from the number one military medical school in China, and later went to Cornell Medical College, the best in country M. unmatched by male doctors.And because she had studied in a military medical school, she has a tough soldier's temperament on her whole body, and she has a queen's halo when she walks.

Sun Mulan, who was 1.7 meters tall, entered the room of the so-called incompetent Zhang Ershao with a pretty face, and asked coldly, "Second Young Master, where is the patient?"

Zhang Ershao looked down on Sun Mulan the most in his life. There was no other reason. The two grew up together. As a result, this guy has always been a child of someone else's family in the parents' mouth. .

Sun Mulan has always been a high-cold goddess in the eyes of everyone, with her aura of mastery all the way from childhood to adulthood, coupled with her aloof temperament and explosive looks.Zhang Ershao, who was in the second year of junior high school, was urged by his friends to win Sun Mulan within a month, but of course he failed. Zhang Ershao was ridiculed by Sun Mulan for a month because of this, and he was mad at him. up.

From then on, Zhang Ershao didn't look good when he saw Sun Mulan, but this time it was his good brother who had an accident, and besides, only Sun Mulan had the best medical skills among the medical students he knew around him, so he was extremely reluctant Sun Mulan was summoned on the phone.

"I didn't see it! It's lying on the bed." Zhang Ershao rolled his eyes at Sun Mulan angrily.

"→_→Idiot, this guy was exhausted and fell asleep, but you said he was sick. I think you are sick. Waste of my time." Sun Mulan looked at Zhuge Honest on the bed, his head was full of black hair. Line, the other party's little snoring is so loud, why hasn't this idiot been gone for a while, and it has become more and more idiot, and I can't even hear a single snoring.

Uh uh uh, Zhang Ershao froze his head and looked at Zhuge honestly, and then heard a slight snoring sound, his whole body was not well, he had a stiff face, reluctantly said: "That's all right..."

"I'll leave if it's okay. Call me next time you figure it out, idiot. However, I haven't seen you for a few days. You actually made your hands look like this. Tsk tsk, it's quite okay." Sun Mulan opened the phone She switched to cynicism mode, then rolled her eyes in a very unladylike manner, and continued to say: "I'm leaving first, I don't need you to see me off." As soon as he finished speaking, he stepped on ten centimeter stiletto high heels and left.

"...Bah, who wants to send you here, shameless woman." Zhang Ershao was cut off, a little dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to say it directly in front of this woman with explosive force value. After all, this woman is black in Taekwondo If there is a disagreement, there may be a big fight. When Zhang Ershao thought of this, he only felt a dull pain in his lower abdomen from being beaten up by the other party a few months ago.

Sun Mulan came and left quickly, without taking anything, but she brought her poisonous tongue, which made Zhang Ershao jump even after she left.

Speaking of which, a few months ago, Zhang Ershao went out to play with a group of cronies. The group of people saw a girl who looked very loli, and they all thought of going up to tease her. Leaning against the wall with her arms around her chest and watching coldly, she didn't help anyone, and in the end, Sun Mulan, who was passing by, thought she was the leader of the villain who robbed the women of a good family, and was sadly beaten to death by the other party. belly.

However, Sun Mulan blew on her fist after beating the other party, and wrote lightly: "If it weren't for the friendship between the two of us since we were young, you might not be humane now."

Zhang Ershao was filled with grief and indignation. He obviously didn't do anything, but he was beaten up. When he looked back, his group of cronies and that little loli disappeared. It didn't work, and I couldn't say anything. In the end, although I made it clear that I didn't do that kind of thing, Sun Mulan continued to say: "But those people are your friends. Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black." , They are like this, you are not a good bird." After finishing speaking, he kicked him and left lightly, leaving behind Zhang Ershao who was covered in bruises as if he had been raped →_→.

What was even worse was that after returning home, Zhang Ershao went home and complained to his family that Sun Mulan beat him for no reason. As a result, none of the family believed it. Hitting someone, you must have done something bad that made the other party really can't stand it before beating you."

Ma Dan, it's obviously the other party's fault, but in the end they all turned towards that woman, bah, so cruel is not a woman but a man at all, okay!Zhang Ershao, who was bruised all over his body, was biting a small handkerchief in the corner and whispering silently.

Well, who told Zhang Ershao that you have been mischievous and mischievous since childhood and did all kinds of bad things, while Sun Mulan Guliang has always been a typical representative of three good students?

In the end, it was Sun Mulan with a stern face, who took the initiative to come to the Zhang family alone with the family medicine kit, and confessed her mistake to everyone in the Zhang family, and said that in order to apologize, she came here on purpose. Give Zhang Ershao medicine.

This time, everyone in the Zhang family became more fond of this pink and tender girl, Liang, who took the initiative to admit her mistakes and took responsibility, unlike Zhang Ershao, a soft bastard who didn't even have a responsibility, and Zhang who had some doubts about Sun Mulan. The group of people in the family completely dispelled their doubts, and at the same time, they were more sure that it must be their own brat who took the initiative to cause trouble.

The author has something to say: The author Sang finally decided to just stick to Jiang Zi and continue writing. After all, if you really want to change it, you need to rewrite it. Why not open a hole again? Well, stick to the three thousand daily updates until the end, okay? Da little angels, I am relieved to know that you are still alive. Is there any way to resurrect in place with full blood?