I contract this half-immortal in the entertainment industry

Seeing this, Zhuge Jisheng was a little desperate, and finally decided that it would be better for him to keep out of sight, lest he be the one to get hurt in the end.

However, what made Zhuge Jisheng even more frightening was that he was bombarded by two disciples, big and small, every day and felt that Zhuge Baixue was like a fairy... He wanted to correct it, but he also fell into the pit, and looked at Baixue brilliantly every day lovingly. He doesn't care about her smile, because he also thinks that Bai Xue is more beautiful than her ︿(￣︶￣)︿

The author has something to say: I always feel that breaking is not good, so I decided to post a small episode for entertainment︿(￣︶￣)︿

☆、Special episode-2

Bai Xueguliang has been looking for her good match, but unfortunately there is only one Qingshan Taoist Temple on the huge green hill, and there are only three living humans in the temple, and this still includes Bai Xueguliang herself , That is to say, there are only two male primates in the entire green hills with a radius of tens of miles.However, there are many male non-primate animals. For example, the breed of guard in Guanli is Rhubarb Xiansen, commonly known as Chinese Pastoral Dog.

Bai Xueguliang waited so desperately, and then one day, a temple suddenly popped up next to the Qingshan Taoist Temple, which made Bai Xueguliang very happy, oh~ Finally, another wave of male primates came to attack~ She is stupid My unmoved heart~ I can finally be satisfied~

When an old monk appeared in the temple, Bai Xue's face was dark, but where was her young brother?Another N days later, a young brother who fully met her criteria for choosing a mate, with a bald head and cassock in the golden sunlight, walked towards her with a golden sword. Bai Xue heard the sound of her heartbeat in an instant, so she I firmly believe that I fell in love with that little brother at first sight.

Zhuge honestly walked up to Bai Xue's side, saw Bai Xue staring at the bald "handsome guy" intently, then compared the difference in appearance between the two, and said sourly: "That guy is actually bald!" The implication is, look quickly Look at his shiny black hair, he is much better than that bald head, Bai Xue should look at him.

Impatiently, Bai Xue slapped Zhuge honestly on the face, and said, "Get your ugly old face away, so I can't see the handsome guy!"

"Huh la la", Zhuge honestly only heard the sound of his own heartbreaking, but heartbreaking and heartbreaking will become a habit, and habits become natural, so he also picks up the nth broken into dregs familiarly. The glass heart, and then silently turned around and glued it back to the chest cavity with paste.But how strong can a heart glued together by paste be?So it is understandable that the future will continue to be broken into dregs!

Zhuge honestly wrinkled his small white and round face like a meat bun, very sad, is he really so old and ugly?Thinking of this, he hurried to Bai Xue's room to find a small mirror to take a picture, but when he was in the N+1 position, Zhuge honestly put down the small mirror dejectedly, and sighed, he really wasn't as good-looking as that bald guy.

Thinking of the bulging muscles on the opponent's body like a little mouse, thinking of the ferocious handsome face of the opponent, and recalling the masculine walking posture of the opponent, Zhuge honestly became more and more desperate. That bald man is so perfect and handsome. He is a junior sister, so he will give up his short and frustrated senior brother and choose that handsome and strong bald head... OTZ... Sure enough, people can't compare, if they compare, they will be superior or inferior, and he It's so different from that bald head, so sorry.

Zhuge honestly was very angry and desperate, so he ate up the whole bucket of rice that night, including the rice for rhubarb. The angry rhubarb bit Zhuge honestly's right heel, and Zhuge Honest is even more sad, you see, you see, he doesn’t like him, even rhubarb bit him 嘘嘤嘘~~(>_<)~~ The more I think about it, the more angry I get, Zhuge Honest finally slammed the table, no, He's going to build some muscle!

As soon as he left, the poor table he slapped fell apart completely in the wind...

The author has something to say: I can’t show you the main text, so let’s show you a side story first, at least make sure to keep updating it... Some friends said that they are very interested in Zhuge Baixue, so I won’t make a separate one The pit wrote about Baixue, so let’s use it as a side story of this pit... Please forgive me

☆、Special episode-3

The monk Zhuge Baixue fell in love with was also very entangled. Although he was very happy that after all these years, someone finally blindly thought that he was the most beautiful man in the world, but there was no need to give him such a... well, burly... female man Well... What's more, he is a monk, Ami's tofu, and he is indeed destined to faithfully convert to the Buddha.

Bai Xue, who fell in love, suddenly learned a new skill of shyness, which made the whole Qingshan Taoist temple feel terrified, even Zhuge Honest, who puts Bai Xue first in everything... But Zhuge Honest feels irritable. The person he likes doesn't like him, secondly, the person he likes has fallen in love with someone else, and thirdly, the person he likes has fallen in love with him in every way, which makes him very depressed and entangled, and then Baixue will Shy, so Zhuge honestly struggled and became irritable, and Erhuang was forced to starve for several days.

Bai Xue is now full of thoughts about how to throw down that bald man. At this moment, Zhuge Honestly learned from his master that monks are not allowed to marry, and even falling in love is not allowed. Liang, he seemed to see an extremely bright future, thanked his master Zhuge Jisheng, then quickly went to the back mountain to grab a handful of dogtail grass and hurried to Baixue's residence.

In the end, when he arrived at Bai Xue's residence, he found that Bai Xue was not there. He scratched his head, not knowing where his junior sister would be going at this moment. According to common sense, junior sister should be sleeping at the residence during this period of time...

Unable to figure it out, Zhuge honestly took the dog's tail grass and ran to his master and his old man to ask.Zhuge Jisheng just woke up, his eyes were full of sleepiness, and when he finally woke up, the dogtail grass in Zhuge Laoshi's hand would have already wilted, but Zhuge Laoshi didn't care, what he cared about now was whether his junior sister would go Which corner?Or was the junior sister deceived by the bald guy next door?

Wait, talking about the bald head, Zhuge honestly woke up suddenly, maybe it was the bald head who tricked his soft and cute junior sister away!He is going to be a hero to save the beauty! ─=≡Σ(((つω)つSister, sister, brother is here!

When Zhuge honestly ran out of the gate of the huge Qingshan Taoist temple out of breath, he noticed with sharp eyes that his junior sister had sneaked into the next door! ! !Zhuge honestly kept roaring in his heart: Bald head, let's read the libretto while riding a donkey, just wait and see!

Originally, Zhuge honestly wanted to chase Bai Xue into the temple, but when he thought of the burly monks holding sticks in the temple every day, he felt a little hairy, tried to swallow his saliva, and then decided to go in with his head up and chest out, but he As soon as he walked to the door, he was knocked down to the ground by Zhuge Baixue who ran out crying. Zhuge Baixue's strength was so great that Zhuge honestly was hit dizzy. By that time, Zhuge Baixue had already run away.

Zhuge stood up honestly, looked at the temple, then looked at Baixue's figure, and then ran after Baixue without hesitation. He was really worried about letting his little prince run away crying. There were many wild animals on the mountain. Why can't he cry to death?

However, when Zhuge Laoshi finally caught up with Zhuge Baixue, a tiger suddenly pounced on Baixue. Zhuge Laoshi secretly hated that his force was not high enough, and his speed was not high enough. If he could go faster, Baixue was about to be bitten by that tiger and even kill -

The author has something to say: ︿(￣︶￣)︿My little friend said that our family has no logic, what is logic, can it be eaten?

PS. The entertainment industry is still behind...don't worry...take your time

As for the double update... I have given up...

It is decided that the daily update will end, and the road will collapse all the way...

☆, unlucky Zhao Yi

Zhao Yi hadn't had time to return to the single apartment allocated to him by the company when he heard the ringtone of his mobile phone threatening to kill him. His scalp went numb when he heard it.He tried his best to push the aunt who was stuck to him, and then trotted into the toilet on Fengshui Street to get rid of the hideous aunt. He turned on the phone and saw, I'm so good, it turned out to be that damn manager Cui Ming, well, he prefers to call him to remind him to die.

And every time he called to remind him, he would bring bad news. This time, for some reason, his heart skipped a beat. He always felt that the news of someone coming would definitely make him very troubled.

After struggling for a long time, I couldn't decide whether to answer the phone, but a rough male voice next to the toilet rang: "Neighbor, answer the phone quickly! The phone rings like something, is it my wife who opened the post to check hahahaha? If you don’t answer it, throw your phone into the sewer and tell your wife that your phone fell into the toilet! I’ve done this before. Haha.”

Zhao Yi blinked and felt that the old Wang next door was indeed a good person. He not only took the initiative to help the next door to treat infertility, but also took the initiative to help the next door to the toilet to solve other headaches.Well, this method is really good, he can consider the feasibility of this method and the corresponding consequences.

However, during the time he was struggling, the ringing stopped suddenly, which made Zhao Yi, who had always been conflicted, unable to react for a while.He looked at the blacked-out phone, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. It's over, the phone is out of battery at this moment... After going back, he will definitely be scolded for being swollen and swollen...

In the end, Zhao Yi resolutely walked out of the public toilet with the determination to perish with the devil, and then embarked on the road of no return to the apartment... He got rid of a haunting aunt who was in a spring state, but he couldn't get rid of a haunting aunt. Broker OTZ in a state of thunderstorm...  

Here, Zhuge honestly got rid of his aunt with great difficulty, then hurriedly packed his bags, carried all the items on his back, and quickly rushed to Zhang's house according to the vague impression in his mind.

At this moment, Zhao Yi also rushed out of the public toilet, and then bumped into Zhuge Laoshi who was on his long way home. Zhao Yi was knocked down all of a sudden, and Zhao Yi couldn't believe it. Seeing the petite body of the other party running away quickly carrying a heavy object that exceeds the size of the other party, without even saying sorry...

Sitting down on the ground, Zhao Yi opened his mouth wide and looked at Zhuge Tieduan's white banner in the opponent's hand, and beat the ground with hatred in his heart: "It's such a little liar again, next time I see him, I will definitely stuff the other party with sauce!"hum╭(╯^╰)╮

The villain in his heart has knocked Zhuge's honest-looking villain to the ground for the N+1 time. Zhao Yi was so happy in his head, and then he began to feel a little proud. When he was about to get up from the ground, he felt a violent shock in his tailbone Pain, can't get up at all...

Fuck...it hurts so much, it can't be because the tailbone is broken...QWQ Thinking of this may make Zhao Yi's heart full of sadness and resentment, it must be because the little fortune teller hit him!So he should have tore up that little fortune teller just now!However, just as he was about to make a phone call to ask his agent for help, Zhao Yi suddenly realized that his phone was missing!electricity!up!

... The so-called misfortune never comes singly... For the first time in his life, he felt that the world was full of malice from the universe towards him, and Zhao Yi wanted to give Zhuge honestly a thousand kinds of things for the one who made him become like this A different way to die ヽ(д｀)

A group of passers-by A, B, C, and D who passed by looked at a handsome guy sitting on the ground and couldn't get up, and they all looked at him with curious eyes. Of course, there were also some good things that took photos of Zhao Yi and uploaded them on Weibo——

#I saw a handsome boy sitting on the ground not far from the public toilet and couldn't get up. When did Fengshui Street have beggars? [image][image][image]#

What's even more frightening is that the uploads are all □□ high-definition pictures... Originally, a Mi Fensi of Zhao Yi was surprised to see this picture that resembled Zhao Yi himself. When did someone so similar to her natal Beggar?So she also did a deceitful thing——

#赵一的妻子: 90.00% [-] similar to Zhao Yi’s beggar in Fengshui Street in City A @风风火火爱奇哩: I saw a handsome little brother sitting on the ground not far from the public toilet and couldn’t get up. When did Are there beggars in Fengshui Street? [image][image][image]#

As soon as this retweet was sent out, a group of ashes immediately identified that the so-called Zhao Yi beggar was Zhao Yi himself, and a group of fans collectively maxed out her comment section under the Weibo of the first retweeted fan——

1L: Girl, are you so stupid that you dare to call yourself the wife of a male god?

2L: The male god is mine, and the male silver in the picture is the male god himself...

3L: Sister, you did something that cheated the male god. The male god will definitely remember you and help you @赵 Yi, you are welcome, please call me Lei Feng.

……

263L: I always feel that this girl has already been dumped in the toilet by my stupidity...

264L: The blogger has a negative IQ, and the appraisal is complete.

……

469L: By the way, don't you all pay attention to why the male god is sitting on the ground?

470L: I only pay attention to male gods who are so close to me

471L: Get the hell out of here, no matter how close the male god is, you won’t be able to touch him

……

At the same time, this microblog was quickly posted on the Weibo headlines, and a group of gangsters and sisters began to declare that the analysis was actually a job of brain supplementing, and one by one, they brainstormed about Zhao Yi, a popular young student in the entertainment industry. It was because of the departure of his lover, the aunt in the previous picture, and Sang sat on the ground heartbroken. Of course, there is no bloody blood, only more bloody.However, all speculations run counter to the facts.

Cui Ming, who was hung up on the phone at this time, wanted to vomit blood, and when he called again, the other party turned it off!machine!up!Fuck!What does this brat Zhao Yi want to do? !How dare you hang up on his phone and turn off the phone without saying anything?

Cui Ming, who was so anxious that he was on the verge of getting angry, couldn't get through to Zhao Yi's phone, so he could only continue to browse Weibo, and then he was startled by Zhao Yi, who looked like a beggar in Fengshui Street. Temperament, really sharp, comparable to the sharp brother back then.Then, looking at all the netizens whose brains have been made into outer space, Cui Ming only felt that he was really being urged to death by his unconscious artist.Net trouble!If it wasn't for the fact that the other party was quite popular, he would definitely let the company hide the other party now.

Look at Zhao Yi who was posted on the headlines of Weibo again, Cui Ming only felt toothache, stomachache, chrysanthemum→_→flower pain, it was terrible!Wait, this means that Zhao Yi is still on Fengshui Street!Thinking of this, Cui Ming's eyes lit up, and then he hurried out of the apartment, went to the garage to pick up the car, and hurried to Fengshui Street.

At this time, Zhao Yi didn't know how much his fame on Weibo had risen, so he just sat on the ground stupidly, wanting to ask others to borrow his mobile phone, but he was afraid that his public image would be ruined.By the way, Master Zhao, when you were sitting on the ground not far from the public toilet, you lost your image, okay...

At this moment, a man came out of the public toilet. The man was short and bearded. Seeing Zhao Yi who was sitting on the ground, he approached and asked, "Hey, little brother, why do you always sit down?" Can't you get up on the ground? Although it's summer, the floor tiles are still cool."

Hearing the other party's familiar voice, Zhao Yi was inexplicably moved. The old Wang next door is really a good person. Although the other party has a devil-like appearance, but the other party has a kind heart like an angel. Just for this, he will never go there in the future. If you laugh at the old king next door, you will definitely not judge people by their appearance.

"... I was knocked down just now, my tailbone seems to be broken, I can't get up..." Zhao Yi said embarrassedly.

"Short oil, that's it, I'll just talk about it, it's okay, it's okay, Lao Wang, I will help you to the end today." As he said, the old Wang next door had thick breasts slapped.

The old Wang next door rubbed his hands, squatted down, and hugged Zhao Yi who was sitting on the ground to the princess in the eyes of everyone.

This scene caught the eyes of Cui Ming who came in such a hurry, he opened his mouth wide like a group of onlookers and watched the old king next door carry Zhao Yi to the princess and walk away...

Wait, gone far? !Damn it, come back, Hun Dan!Manager Cui Ming is here! !Cui Ming trotted quickly to catch up with the two walking figures.

After finally catching up with the old Wang next door, Cui Ming, who had been inactive for a long time, had already died half his life. He could only stretch out his tongue and pant like an old dog in summer. This appearance scared the old Wang next door into hugging Zhao Yi just jumped back, but in the end, he didn't notice that there was a rock under his feet. When Pharaoh fell to the ground, he subconsciously grabbed Cui Ming who was stunned. Cui Ming was still in a daze and didn't respond for a while. Come over, so the three of them fell to the ground like an arhat stacked on top of each other.

Finally, the three of them struggled to get up from the ground, and Zhao Yi was still hugged by the old princess next door. Cui Ming looked at the scene in front of him that could blind a titanium alloy dog's eyes, and said with sour teeth: "Zhao Yi, why are you being treated like this by someone?" Hold it and still not come down?"

"...Boss, my tailbone seems to be broken." Zhao Yi said helplessly, hugging the old Wang's neck next door.

"What?! The tailbone was broken?! Who the hell hit you?! Labor and management immediately killed him!" Cui Ming immediately blushed when he heard the truth, and wanted to blame Jiang Jiang as the culprit. It's not enough to repent [-] times. Speaking of which, his artist just accepted such a script and had to give up due to physical reasons. It feels so sad...

"..." Looking at the manager who was never in the right focus, Zhao Yi only felt that he wanted to change the manager, although this Cui Ming is said to be the top gold medal manager OTZ in the company... In other words, Shouldn't the manager be the first to pay attention to the body of his artists? !Why focus on who caused it? !In fact, if it wasn't for the agent, he wouldn't come to Fengshui Street, and if he didn't come to Fengshui Street, he wouldn't be knocked down, right?

Forget it, let's go to the hospital first, he always feels that his tailbone is hurting.Let's talk about the rest later.

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☆, the so-called misfortunes never come singly

After being in a hurry for a while, Cui Ming, who finally focused his attention on the right place, finally sent Zhao Yi and Lao Wang to the hospital together.

Looking at this hospital where he had just visited his seriously injured little fan, Zhao Yi's heart was very complicated, and the words "karma" appeared inexplicably in his mind, but he quickly dismissed this idea. After all, the real culprit who caused the fan's injury was not him, why did he think it was retribution... and this kind of problem is not something that an orthodox successor of scientism like him should think about...

Cui Ming hurriedly found someone to drag the relationship and jumped in the queue to take an X-ray. After waiting for half an hour, the result came out. The report said that the tailbone was cracked. This scared Cui Ming half to death. He rushed to the doctor's office with Zhao Yi in his arms, but Zhao Yi was heavier than him and taller than him. For the first time, Cui Ming knelt down for his height and weight.

In the office, the old doctor looked at the film firmly, and then said leisurely: "Bone fracture of the tailbone, it's not a big problem, it's just hindered the movement, just need to raise it for three months, after all, it hurts the muscles and bones for a hundred days. Well! But since it’s the coccyx, it’s better not to sit or lie down, but to stand or lie down as much as possible.”

"Doctor, my child can't lie down for three months! Is there any medicine to promote bone growth?" Cui Ming looked at the old orthopedic doctor eagerly, and almost grabbed him by the collar to force him to hand over the so-called " Fast-acting medicine".

The old doctor gave Cui Ming a strange look, and then said calmly: "Show more in the sun, and I will tell you what you can't eat and what you can eat. There is no quick-acting medicine."

"Doctor, can you take traditional Chinese medicine or calcium tablets to promote bone growth?" Cui Ming continued to ask incredulously.

"...Young man, don't take calcium tablets. If you want to take Chinese medicine, you should go to Chinese medicine, not me, a western doctor..." The old doctor was helpless.

Cui Ming choked up, so he could only take Zhao Yi out of the office, his face full of balls and sorrows.

Cui Ming finally decided to let him, an unlucky entertainer, be hospitalized. After all, he had to come to the hospital for reexamination from time to time after returning home. To make matters worse, because of the hospitalization, Zhao Yi would not be able to come back for three months. ...It hurts to think about it.

Looking at the resignation in the eyes of his manager who looks at money, Zhao Yi can guess with his toes that the other party is heartbroken because he can't make money for him to increase his reputation, but think about the other party's efforts so far. After doing so much, he can't really let the other party lose too much. Just kidding, he has a cracked tailbone, and it's not that he's paralyzed because of a broken spine, so it's almost fine without strenuous exercise!

"Xiao Ming, you don't need to be so anxious..." Zhao Yi said, but before he finished speaking, Cui Ming cut him off.

"Don't call me Xiao Ming, although my alias is indeed Xiao Ming." Cui Ming said sullenly.

Zhao Yi also choked up, then glared at Cui Ming, and said, "You bastard, is this the time to worry about this? I said I'm not in a hurry because I don't make movies, but it doesn't mean I can't do other things, you bastard." goods!"

"What do you think you can shoot with your small body? Are you shooting commercials?" Cui Ming fought back without hesitation, then froze for a moment, patted his head, and yelled strangely: "Damn, yes, why did I just do that?" Unexpectedly?! Some advertisements don’t require strenuous exercise, and not only advertisements, but also those magazine covers and game endorsements can be accepted! Oh, mom, I’m so smart!”

"However, the fact is that you are still far from the top." Zhao Yi also started his desperate counterattack, and the mouthpiece index skyrocketed.

"But even so, my IQ can completely crush yours." Cui Ming waved his hand and said indifferently.

"Your IQ has never been online, do you need me to lend you [-] cents to recharge your IQ?" Zhao Yi squinted at the boastful manager.

"...You can leave smoothly, really." Cui Ming stared straight at Zhao Yi who was lying on the bed and being drugged.

"Your IQ is really so high that you have to say that the verification code is wrong. I am the one who was hospitalized, not you, my dear Xiao Ming." The implication is that it should be you, the agent, not him, the patient who wants to get out.

Cui Ming clutched his chest, why did his artists become more and more vicious, is there any help?

"...Zhuzi... how dare you treat your father like this!"

"I recently changed my stage name to Grandpa."

"Pfft..." Cui Ming was made to kneel down by the artist's eloquence.

He wiped his face, and continued to ask incredulously, "My dear, why are you so venomous?"

"Thank you for the compliment."

"...The typical representative of the so-called death will not die is me."

"You're quite self-aware."

"You are no longer my dear, why are you so red?" Cui Ming imitated Master Ma and growled.

"I was never your darling."

Forget it, he still doesn't want to talk to this artist. Talking to him will shorten his life by more than ten years... Cui Ming, who was choked by Zhao Yi's heart, is silent in his heart. His artist seems to have been enlightened by something new today How to break the unknown skill...

However, since knowing that his artist can still shoot magazine covers and some advertisements that don’t require much movement, Cui Ming feels that his whole life has brightened up, and his small universe has completely exploded——Godfather Cui Ming , Mani will have it, and there will be a reputation!

Manager Cui Ming, who was suddenly full of vigor, stood at the door of the ward, clenched his fists and shouted to the sky, "Xiao Ming, fuck you!"

As a result, the medical staff passing by the door, as well as all kinds of patients and their families looked at him like a snake, and some skilled medical staff even took out their mobile phones and dialed a series of numbers: "Hello? Qingshan Mental Hospital? Have you lost a thin, 30-year-old male patient with a mustache on his face? ... What? Not lost? Impossible? Please check again! Okay, please!"

And Zhao Yi in the ward wanted to cover his face and hide away. It would be better to have another white flag and write a letter--I don't know this funny guy sent by the King of Monkey Mountain!

However, Cui Ming himself didn't care about all of this. He shrank back into the ward after finishing this action, and said: "My dear, I'm leaving, don't miss me, okay." left.

The ending of the last sentence was dragged into nine twists and eighteen bends, and the lingering sound lingered for three days. Zhao Yi, who was lying on the hospital bed, wanted to roll his eyes a few times. Who is dear to you? Da, da, you're big, grave egg, it's better to have less snake spirits.In other words, why did this snake spirit suddenly seem to be stimulated to evolve?

Here, Zhuge honestly carried a bunch of things on his back and finally ran back to Zhang's house dripping with sweat.It was already lunch time.

The members of the Zhang family were still eating lunch at the dining table, and they were surprised to see Zhuge Honest, whose whole body seemed to have been spoiled by someone else's sauce - this person didn't live in Fengshui Street a few kilometers away ?Came back after carrying so many things?Why is his body so... so pia? !

Zhang Ershao Zhang Yuxuan looked at the various burdens on Zhuge honestly in surprise, remained silent for a long time, and then said: "...Zhuge, did you fall into the toilet so dirty?"

"It would be great if it fell into the toilet! But, who has you seen who fell into the toilet can be as clean as me?" Zhuge honestly was upset, and squinted at Zhang Ershao. This piece of antique equipment, otherwise the traces of snot and tears would be too frightening to the eyes.

"..." Everyone in the Zhang family looked at Zhuge's honestly "clean" clothes and remained silent. The clothes were so much dirtier than Wang Ma's rag!Thinking of this, a group of people looked at Zhuge Honestly with "worship", how did this guy endure such dirty clothes without taking off?

"(⊙o⊙)...Oh, I met a...strange one today...Well, let's talk about it later, I'll take a shower first!" Zhuge honestly went upstairs quickly before he had time to say anything, and then there was a "bang" Close the door and go take a shower.

However, looking at the set of toiletries in the bathroom, Zhuge honestly struggled. When he first arrived a few days ago, he didn't take a shower for various reasons... After all, he was used to it. When he was on the mountain, only dirty things Only when I go to the river to take a refreshing cold bath, it is pure natural and pollution-free, and the clothes are washed with Diao brand soap on the washboard, which saves trouble.

Now it's all right, the clothes are dirty, at least there is the only piece of clothes that I brought down before I can change, but this bath... Zhuge, who took off his clothes and entered the bathroom, was dumbfounded. He looked at the shower in the bathroom , he hesitated for a while... This thing is not needed on the mountain, he has only seen it installed in the homes of rich families down the mountain, but he can't use it, how can it be broken...?

#Seek the correct way to use the shower, wait online, very urgent#

However, after thinking about it in the end, Zhuge honestly bit the bullet and found a random direction to turn the faucet up, and the result——

"what--"

The members of the Zhang family who were eating downstairs could only hear a shrill scream coming from a certain guest room upstairs. The sound was so loud, as if it was suddenly bombarded right next to their ears. Everyone felt their scalps go numb. The spoons, chopsticks, and bowls in their hands were all frightened away, and some people were even frightened off their chairs.

Before everyone in the Zhang family could react, the door of the guest room was opened, and a strange Zhuge Laoshi ran out of it.

I saw Zhuge honestly tore the sheet over his body, and ran down the stairs barefoot. There was some water on his hair, face, and neck, and the skin on his face was red. He was still holding the faucet in one hand, and he was screaming, "Come and help me turn off the water, please!" This little girl is so miserable, it's really rare to see in this life... …

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☆、Those embarrassing things in the bathroom

Seeing Zhuge honestly like this, everyone in the Zhang family was not surprised, but they were also inexplicably happy!I don't know how the other party managed to make himself so embarrassed in a room with such a high safety factor?

Wang Ma hurried upstairs to check the situation under the signal of Mr. Zhang's eyes.Not long after, Wang Ma came out with a flustered expression, and said, "Master, the water heater in the guest room is broken, and the hot water keeps flowing, and the faucet has been turned off, so the water can't be stopped."

Mr. Zhang waved his hand and said to Wang Ma, "You can deal with the matter, I don't worry."

Wang Ma nodded, and then hurried downstairs to call the plumber next to the phone, asking him to come to the house to deal with the problem of the water heater.After confirming that the other party was coming soon, Mama Wang hung up the phone, then continued to go to the kitchen in silence.

Everyone in the Zhang family had no intention of eating now, and they all stared at Zhuge honestly, and those eyes almost dissected Zhuge honestly.

In fact, everyone’s psychology is easy to understand. Few people can make themselves so embarrassed after taking a bath these days, not to mention turning the faucet down directly when they are scalding themselves... ...this is really a living wonder.Everyone wants to know how his physiological structure and brain grow, quite... 6.

When the restaurant was silent for a while, Zhang Yuxuan covered his stomach and laughed wildly: "I didn't mean you, Xiao Zhuge, how did you put yourself in such a miserable situation? Don't you know how to use solar water heaters?" Hahahaha? I must talk about this matter with my group of friends, hahahaha, martial arts masters can’t use solar water heaters, Emma, ​​I’m laughing to death. I always feel that this matter is not mentioned Believe me, tsk tsk." As he spoke, tears came out of the corners of his eyes.

Zhuge honestly listened to Zhang Yuxuan's laughter, Xiaoyuan's face darkened, but he also knew that he had provoked a joke, so he could only tighten the sheets on his body, and sneaked into Zhang Yuxuan's room opposite the guest room without saying a word, he would also Sorry OTZ...

Zhang Yuxuan saw that Zhuge honestly entered his room, and hurried out of the dining room to catch up upstairs, still shouting: "Zhuge Zhuge, brother, please don't harm the water heater in my room again! "

Everyone at the dining table looked at the two people rushing into the room one after the other with different expressions. At this time, the head of the Zhang family coughed, and then said: "Everyone continue to eat, why are you acting like a paparazzi? .”

Everyone heard the words, lowered their heads to eat, but complained in their hearts: You said it as if you didn't read other people's gossip just now, and said that we are like paparazzi, bah bah bah, how is it possible, speaking of them, they are so gentle, kind, considerate and generous, how is it possible Like to explore people's secrets→_→privacy? !

Here, Zhang Ershao rushed into the room following Zhuge Honestly one after the other, and saw the other party with messy hair like a chicken coop, wrapped in a quilt, huddled in the corner of the room aggrieved, and thought of what he had just said. His behavior was indeed a bit inappropriate, not to mention that the other party was still a respected martial arts master, he couldn't help feeling apologetic and sympathetic towards Zhuge Honest.

Zhang Yuxuan rubbed his head and racked his brains but couldn't think of any comforting words. In the past 20 years, others have always comforted Zhang Ershao. When did Zhang Ershao comfort others?But the other party will be so "poor", a large part of the reason is because of his