When Hisoka meets V

After a few Potions lessons, those restless little lions thoroughly understood how terrible the professor of this course is and how perverted the teaching assistant is.Maybe Professor Snape is just gloomy all day long, the venom he sprays out is enough to make people want to dig a hole to bury themselves, and the points deducted are enough to make people feel that they are the eternal sinners of their own college (Slytherin is an exception, Snape Pu's eccentricity is obvious).

And that red-haired one, who looks beautiful and elegant, is rumored to be Mr. Hisoka, the teaching assistant surnamed Weasley, who always likes to stipulate that the length be ten inches after Snape assigns the homework content—the first graders can Not bad for five inches with their meager vocabularies.This teaching assistant is obviously trying to make things difficult for others!The little lions are turning up the table, and the little snakes are also crying: We don't have the ability to spit out gorgeous long sentences without thinking like the dean!Assistant Professor Hisoka, why should the poisonous snake embarrass the poisonous snake?

——In fact, Hisoka just wanted to vent his grievances about being assigned so many papers back then. After seeing the length of the papers assigned, whether it was the little lion or the little snake, who seemed to be about to collapse, he shook his shoulders in satisfaction, Hehehe laughed.

"Ron, I can't imagine Mr. Teaching Assistant's surname is Weasley!" Harry, who was tossed about by the potions paper and was about to go bald at a young age?The boy who survived and bothered with his papers?In the library, Potter wailed in pain when he saw the pile of reference materials that could almost crush a person, "He's a Gryffindor, how could he be scarier than Snape?"

"He's not Gryffindor!" Ron?Also about to collapse?Weasley said to his friend while thinking about the next word, "He is a Slytherin, the only Slytherin in the Weasley family history, I heard my grandfather say when I was a child, he followed the mysterious Man, my aunt saw it with her own eyes, and somehow got away with it later, but the Weasleys have already cut ties with him, and we won't accept an evil Death Eater."

"Unbelievable, Ron." Harry sighed, and was about to pull a large Brick from the pile of books when two shadows fell over them.

"Oh! What did we hear—" A cheery voice rang out.

"Dear Harry and little Ronnie were talking about the new Potions Assistant -" a cheery voice continued immediately.

"Our cousin too, Hisoka? Mr. Weasley—"

"A Slytherin who is strong and cunning and deceitful but very fond of joke goods!" the two voices chorused.

Ron twitched the corners of his mouth. Before he said anything, Mrs. Pince, the librarian, had already driven the twins, Fred and George, out of the library with a feather duster.And Harry stared: "Teacher Weasley likes to joke about merchandise?"

"In fact, Neville has already been tricked by the chewing gum he gave. I heard that Quirrell, the garlic-smelling bun, was also tricked." Ron showed a disgusted expression, basically no one would like that The smelly Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, "Spitting slug mucus for three days, uh...he's quite a Gryffindor at that..."

It turns out that one of the characteristics of Gryffindor is to use joke products to trick people...

Soon, it came to the flying class that all little wizards except (Ravenclaw) liked. Before the class started, Draco showed off his flying skills in the academy. He was a first-year snake He is the best flyer in China, and he loves Quidditch. When he was a child, he dreamed of being a Quidditch player, but his father killed him in the cradle because the nobles were cheap as athletes.Now he is in school, Lucius is far away from the emperor, and he can't control so much, the little platinum nobleman starts from the Quidditch captain Marcus of the Snake Court?Flint took a broom from there and flew around the training ground, but was unlucky to be caught by Snape, who sprayed the snake king with venom.The little platinum noble went back to the cellar dejectedly, met Hisoka on the way, and complained to the BT.

"Don't be depressed, Xiaolongguo~?" Hisoka patted Draco on the shoulder, "Sifu is jealous of you, his flying skills are as good as the potion level of Potter's green-eyed fruit~?"

"..." Well, I know how bad the godfather's flying skills are.Draco thought, it turns out that the godfather also has a powerless side.

Maybe it was Hisoka's analogy that Draco provoked Harry during flying lessons?Porter.

The thing is, Neville the Crucible Killer?Longbottom once again turned into a broom killer. Not only did the broom fall apart (the quality itself was a problem), but his hand was also broken.Mrs. Hodge had to suspend the class temporarily, and brought poor Longbottom to the medical wing again, and Draco picked up the memory ball that Longbottom accidentally dropped there. After hovering in the sky for a while, the memory ball was brought back, but he was also taken away by the solemn Professor McGonagall.

Draco originally thought that Harry would be banned from flying this semester, or be punished with labor service and sent to the housekeeper Filch for confinement, but he did not expect that the next day Gryffindor would report that Harry would become a The news of the Gryffindor Seeker this term has hit the little Platinum noble hard.

"This is cheating! First-year students can't join the Quidditch team, can McGonagall still be called the fairest witch?!" Draco taunted Harry who had been given Goldfinger in the common room?Potter, with an angry look on his face, "Damn Scarhead!"

Crabbe and Goyle, two chubby guys, nodded in agreement as they stuffed snacks into their mouths.

At this moment, Hisoka also came in. Hearing Draco's ridicule, he said with a smile: "Does Xiaolongguo also want to play Quidditch? Well, why don't you come and play poker with me~?" Boo and Goyle froze when they heard his voice, while Draco raised his pointed chin: "Uncle Hisoka, I won't fight with you, I will eat that piece of gum if I lose, I won't fight you." Dry!"

"Hehehe~? The little dragon is really cute~?" Hisoka laughed, "Even the way to attract Potter's green-eyed fruit is so special~★"

"I didn't want to attract that scar's attention!" Draco said angrily, two blushes gradually appeared on his pale cheeks, and Hisoka looked at his old friend's son and smiled. His shoulders were trembling, and at the end, he sighed: "Young little fruit~?"

Draco shuddered at the sight of him sighing.

In short, Little Potter's joining the Gryffindor Quidditch team has become a hot topic at Hogwarts, completely surpassing the theft of Gringotts No. 713 vault.Hisoka also said in his spare time: "Oh, fortunately, my treasury is 137..."

— There should be no connection between the two...

This year, Hogwarts had the golden boy Harry?Potter, everything looks very different.Hisoka, as a faculty member, of course knew that Dumbledore had a savior training plan.In fact, Lao Deng intends to let this 11-year-old boy get some training, and they, the teaching staff, not only have to ensure that the Savior is not irreversibly hurt, but also responsible for cleaning up the mess and wiping people's ass.Hisoka also thought that Lao Deng would be very good at using the existing conditions to achieve his goals. You must know that there was no such clause in the contract when they signed the contract, which meant that they had to work overtime and had no overtime pay.

"But we have to protect children, don't we?" Dumbledore smiled. "Okay, my boy, drink some lemon juice to calm down..."

"Damn you know what I mean, Albus. Harry Potter is just a childish, arrogant, ordinary brat, don't be so disgusting as to think of him as a savior, some things even adults can't solve satisfactorily! "Snape stood in front of Dumbledore's desk, his voice raised an octave higher than usual, and only Dumbledore has the ability to make this poisonous snake who is always sneering at people completely burst into anger, "Don't you Think I'll protect a Potter!"

"You will, my boy." Dumbledore didn't respond to Snape's anger.

"I'm not your child!" Snape clearly cared about that.

On Halloween, Little Potter's first experience as a savior began.

Today marks the tenth anniversary of the Dark Lord's destruction - well, no one dares to celebrate with any fanfare, that's bullshit.Hogwarts is holding a Halloween dinner, and there are countless jack-o-lanterns with Hisoka-like smiling faces floating in the air (...). The little animals are sitting at the long table of their own college while eating and talking. The atmosphere is very happy and harmonious .You know, even the Weasley twins of Gryffindor stayed in their seats obediently.However, this cheerful atmosphere didn't last long, a person rushed in from outside the hall, it was Baotou Qiluo.

"There are... there are trolls! In the dungeon..." Professor Quirrell was not stuttering so badly at the moment, but it was a pity that his eyes rolled when he finished yelling, and he hadn't cast a spell on him yet. Just passed out first.

After the entire hall was silent for a few seconds, there were countless screams.The small animals fled in a panic, and the hall was in chaos.At this time, Dumbledore finally put down the sweets, and put on the majesty of the principal, asking the prefects of each college to lead the small animals to the dormitory, and the teaching staff went to the dungeon to deal with the giant monster.Hisoka felt that so many professors were more than enough to deal with a giant monster, and he didn't want to compete with a bunch of people for a fruit that wasn't a fruit, so he didn't follow, just when he was planning to go back to his office to build a card pyramid , he saw Quirrell, who had been unconscious on the ground, stooped and slipped out of the hall in the chaos.

——Sure enough, Dumbledore's head was still not completely trampled by the troll. Hisoka immediately gave himself a "absolute" to let a person who can be stunned by the troll be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Behind Quirrell.

Quirrell's destination was the forbidden corridor on the third floor. Dumbledore had warned the small animals in this corridor as early as the beginning of the semester, don't go there if you don't want to die.In fact, it was a savior experience level arranged by Lao Deng, and inside it was a masterpiece of alchemist Nicolas Lemay - the Philosopher's Stone, which is said to be able to make people live forever. How young it is can prove that this thing is effective-of course, that thing is not placed there to make the savior live forever. To get that broken thing, you must first defeat the three-headed dog Luwei, burn the devil's net, and ride a broomstick to take it. Getting to the keys, walking across the wizard's board, etc. - well, most faculty members don't understand why a savior needs to play wizard's chess.

—— Hisoka naturally didn't think that Baotou Qiluo was so boring that he went to experience the compulsory course of the savior. His purpose should be the Philosopher's Stone.Then, the so-called troll in the dungeon was released by Professor Quirrell to distract the professors and steal the Philosopher's Stone.

This is definitely not cowardly, because Quirrell, who has made himself smell like garlic after meeting a vampire, has the guts to do it.

Hisoka followed Quirrell all the way to the door at the end of the corridor. Quirrell pushed the door open a crack, and then looked back. He didn't find Hisoka who was standing in the dark and hiding his breath. Seeing that no one was following, he got in.Hisoka heard the faint sound of harp music coming from inside. The weakness of the three-headed dog Lu Wei is music. All the faculty members who participated in the training program of the savior knew it. Come and make sure the Philosopher's Stone is safe.

There was a fierce battle in the house, and Hisoka could hear the sound of curses being thrown at each other. Then, the music stopped, and there was a roar similar to a wild animal. It seemed that the three-headed dog Lu Wei had woken up.Quirrell ran out from inside. At this time, he was in a state of distress. His wizard robe was crumpled and tattered, which was the effect of being hit by the cutting curse. The purple turban that came down ran away in panic.Snape came out afterward, but his leg was obviously injured and he walked with a limp.

"Little Sif~?" Hisoka came out from the dark, pretending to be surprised by Snape, he looked at Snape, then turned his head to look at the direction Quirrell left, with an ambiguous smile on his face.

"Damn it, put away that disgusting smile of yours!" Snape roared, "That man came to steal the Philosopher's Stone, what did you think!"

"I didn't say anything, little Sif~" Hisoka blinked, and his appearance was the same as when Dumbledore recommended desserts, "I don't believe Sif would like a person who smells like garlic." ~?"

Snape felt a little headache seeing him like that, but he still grasped the point from the other party's words: "That man is Quirrell?"

"I thought little Sif could smell it~?"

"..."

After the matter was resolved, Hisoka hummed a little song and returned to his office. He turned a corner in the cellar, and a black shadow flashed past the fork in front of him. Hisoka squinted his eyes and walked to the door of his office. In front of the door is a portrait of a seductive sea monster siren. The siren winks at Hisoka in the portrait: "Honey, password."

"Krollo apple tree~?" Hisoka said.

The siren opened the door twisting his waist. Before entering the door, Hisoka turned his head and looked behind him, squinting his eyes and smiling strangely: "Why don't you come in and sit down~? Little V~?"