When Hisoka meets V

On August 1991, 8, the weather was very good. Although it had just rained the day before, it did not affect the blue sky as if it had been washed, and the sun was as warm as golden soft oriental silk—a British summer Not too hot.

Although the weather was good, it still couldn't make Severus Snape - the youngest master of potions, the strictest dean of Slytherin, and the most unpopular professor at Hogwarts students, This "three most" honored man - cheer up.In fact, he can be less happy in his profession, maybe he has never shown any expression similar to "happy", maybe he had it when he was a child, of course only his mother knows...

At this moment, he was sitting on the loveseat in Snape's house in Spider's End, with his hands crossed over his chest, staring and pursing his lips, looking at the platinum aristocrat sitting opposite him, complaining about this and that like a housewife Lucius Malfoy.Lucius took a sip of the flame whiskey, and then continued with a bitter face: "Little Dragon didn't let me go to Diagon Alley with him! Why, as a father, I couldn't see with my own eyes the moment when he got his first magic wand Damn Hisoka, that guy just said he wanted to go to Diagon Alley, my little dragon dragged Sissy and ran away with him!"

"No one can tolerate a troll father who only thinks about beauty potions and mandrakes, Lucius." Snape taunted viciously, "I have to say, Draco's patience is very strong." Well, maybe in a while I can give him a lot of points for that."

"You are too ruthless, Sif!" Lucius felt that his fragile heart had received a severe blow today, "No, I must go to Diagon Alley and save my little dragon from Hisoka's claws, Sis Do you want to go together?"

"I'm sorry, but I still have a pot of potions that someone destroyed just now, old Mr. Malfoy." Snape snorted.

"Oh Sev, don't call me that..." "Old" Mr Malfoy said bitterly.

Even in the 90s, Diagon Alley is still the same as it was 20 years ago - except that the things in the joke store are more interesting and the variety is more abundant - well, it has passed, it should be stable, There seemed to be something wrong with the grown-up Hisoka visiting the joke shop.But when he learned that there were snot-flavored chewing gum (maybe it should be called chewing gum?) and apple-patterned Muggle playing cards sold here, he still walked in, wearing a black shirt and black trousers, The clothes exuded a mature atmosphere, but the weird smile on his face made people shudder.

And Draco, who came with him, was ordering Hogwarts first-year student robes at Mrs. Malkin's robe shop. Narcissa loves Ollivander's wand shop to help Draco find a suitable wand, so she hurried over Before Lucius had time to kiss the forehead of his own baby dragon, Narcissa drove him to the Lihen Bookstore to buy textbooks for the first grade, and the four of them split up.

After buying chewing gum and playing cards, Hisoka walked to the time-honored cold drink shop "Florin" in Diagon Alley.Lucius had already bought his textbooks and was waiting for them in a seat near the window of the cold drink shop.Did Draco and Narcissa come back yet.Hisoka made it to the opposite side of Lucius, ordered a strawberry ice cream, and said, "Lulu, I saw Hagrid just now~? Leading a small fruit with black hair and green eyes~★"

"A little boy with black hair?" Lucius raised his eyebrows. When the child-controlling father didn't talk about Draco, he was still elegant, wise, and Malfoy-like, "I suddenly Remember, the boy who survived was supposed to enter school this year."

"Maybe~?" Hisoka took a spoonful of ice cream and put it into his mouth, "Hmm, the taste is much worse than that of Honeydukes."

"Since when did you look like that old lunatic Dumbledore?" Lucius said painfully again. Since Voldemort disappeared, he was the one who had a stomachache when facing Hisoka.The poor platinum nobleman rubbed his forehead, looked at the 31-year-old handsome man with red hair eating ice cream with a strange smile on his face, twitched the corners of his mouth, and asked, "I heard that Dumbledore hired you to teach at Hogwarts? "

"Lulu is very clear~?" Hisoka laughed, "I originally applied for the position of professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, but Dumbledore has already chosen someone else, so I changed to apply for potions Is there a position as a teaching assistant~?"

"..." Lucius' eyelids twitched, "Merlin, bless Severus..." What is the level of Hisoka's potion, the generation of Slytherin snakes back then, what is the level of the old snakes now? Clearly.In addition to handling potion materials, such as cutting daisy roots, chopping nettles, removing toad viscera, and other pure manual skills, this person is also very good at other items, such as the steps of adding ingredients, mastering the heat, stirring methods, etc. It's on the same level as a troll!The blood booster he brewed can instantly cause a five-legged monster to bleed to death, and his antidote is enough to poison an adult chimera!

Such a talent, instead of going to Hogwarts to be the soul engineer of young wizards, it is better to replace the dementors to guard Azkaban!

And he actually applied for the teaching assistant of Potions class. Does this mean that Dumbledore's head stuffed with cockroaches and lemon juice was finally stepped on by the troll?Severus and Professor McGonagall went on a blind date with the Three Broomsticks?The Skret started singing like the Sorting Hat?Oh Merlin's Shampoo, what a tragedy!

When Hogwarts started school on September 9st, and Snape learned from Dumbledore that he would have an assistant teacher, he sprayed the venom continuously on the smiling old Dumbledore who was eating lemon candy bee.Dumbledore looked very happy. After enduring the venom of the young Slytherin Snake King with the optimistic spirit unique to the Gryffindor lions, he recommended his favorite dessert to the other party while slowly Said: "You are always so impatient, my dear Severus, you will love your new assistant."

"Damn it, you'd better get rid of your stupid idea! Shove an idiot into my potions classroom!" Snape wished he could add this teacher's old bee, who pretended to be a fool, into his cauldron to improve the taste of potions, "Get that idiot out of nowhere! Immediately! Immediately!"

The young Potions professor was not able to defeat the old Deng's bee who was pretending to be crazy.And when he saw that smiling, tall, outstanding-looking man who was legendary... no, he was his teaching assistant at the dinner party, he fell into complete despair.

"Hmph, dear little Sif~★" Hisoka twisted and sat down on the seat beside him, and said eccentrically, "Does he miss you so much~?"

"..." A vein appeared on Snape's forehead.

At this time, a submissive and stammering voice sounded beside them: "You... how are you..." Along with this sentence, there was also a pungent garlic smell, Snape frowned Mei turned around and saw a man wearing a strange Arab-style purple-red turban. The man's expression was flickering, and he kept glancing at Hisoka, whose nervousness was comparable to that of the man in the room full of crystal balls in the North Tower. Trelawney.

"Hello, Professor Quirrell." Snape said dryly. He didn't mean to shake hands with the bunny head to smell of garlic. "This is the assistant teacher of Potions, Hisoka? Mr. Weasley .”

Baotou Qiluo smiled at Hisoka: "You... hello... I'm Quirinus? Quirrell... the new... Defense Against the Dark Arts professor... very happy..."

Hisoka looked at Quirrell, his reddish-brown phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and a faint malicious thought power emanated from his body, which made Quirrell take a step back involuntarily.

At this time, Professor McGonagall led a group of little turnip heads (little fruits, little monsters...) who had already put on Hogwarts school robes to the hall. The little wizards who had never been here looked around curiously. Some even exclaimed at the enchanted night sky scenery on the ceiling. At a glance, they knew that Shi was a child who had grown up in the Muggle world who had just started to get in touch with the wizarding world.Hisoka saw Draco almost immediately?Malfoy's conspicuous little platinum head.Like his father, the little platinum aristocrat liked to raise his pointed chin and put on an arrogant stance, but when he collided with Snape and Hisoka's eyes, he showed an obedient baby look.

"If Narcissa knew that you were an assistant teacher of Potions, she would definitely regret why she stopped Draco from going to Durmstrang to study." Snape spat venom at Hisoka, "You are completely harming the whole world. Hogwarts!"

"Little Sif really values ​​me~★" Hisoka laughed, completely ignoring the other party's mocking tone and the death ray that was enough to frighten all the small animals in Hogwarts.

Snape gave him a blank look, and didn't bother to say this cheeky thing.

The sorting ceremony was the same as it was 20 years ago, except that we stood in the middle of the hall and waited for the little carrot head wearing the dirty sorting hat. Some died, some entered Azkaban, and some walked on The family path, and... sitting on the teaching bench.Hisoka watched those little kids walk onto the stage one by one, putting on the sorting hat with a look of disgust.Draco was sorted into Slytherin without a doubt, and Blaise from the Zabini family, as well as Crabbe and the two fat Goyles, were all sorted into Slytherin.

"Harry? Potter!" Professor McGonagall's impersonal voice caused commotion throughout Hogwarts.Since ten years ago, Harry?The name Potter has already become a household name. After all, not everyone can defeat the Dark Lord, let alone Harry at that time?Potter was a one-year-old baby.Hisoka looked at a small boy with the messy hair of the Potter family, and a pair of ridiculous black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, walking slowly from the crowd with a tense expression. When the Sorting Hat was put on, the whole hall fell silent.

"Gryffindor!" The Sorting Hat seemed to have discussed with the little Potter for a long time before finally announcing that the savior had officially become the little lion of Gryffindor.There was thunderous applause from the Gryffindor table, and several people chanted "We got Potter", making the poor little savior seem like the house cup awarded at the beginning of the term.While chewing lemon candy, Dumbledore watched with a smile as Harry pounced on the Gryffindor lions, while Snape was exuding cold air all over his body, and Hisoka said strangely, "Little Sif, that green It's a pity that the eye fruit went to Gryffindor~?"

"..." No student from any academy can escape your clutches, Hisoka!The young Slytherin Snake King snorted coldly in his heart.

Gryffindor and Slytherin shared Potions class in the first year.Hisoka had a vision of how fun this would be before the class started.The conflict between lions and snakes has a long history, not to mention the professor of this course is an old poisonous snake who hates lions to the bone.

When Hisoka walked to the medieval dungeon-like classroom of Potions class, Snape hadn't come yet.The Slytherin side of the classroom was extremely quiet, and the little snakes were taking the time to read more of the textbooks before class started. After a few days, they fully realized how terrifying their headmaster was, who didn't do well in class. If you preview beforehand, it will be boiled into a steaming pot of potion.The Gryffindors are at the other extreme. They regard the dungeon as their own lion's den, and they are as noisy as they are, completely unaware of how deeply the professor (and teaching assistant) of this course will impress them. .

When Hisoka entered, the professor was a little quieter.The parents of the little snakes basically knew Hisoka. After the little snakes finished sorting and wrote home to tell their parents that the teaching assistant of potions was Hisoka, they warned their children not to provoke the notorious Slytherin BT (They also lived a miserable life in the hands of Hisoka back then), so the little snakes still respect Hisoka very much.The Gryffindor cubs were just stunned for a moment, and when they saw a red-haired young man with a smile on his face, they became fussy again, and Hisoka released some malicious thoughts for a while. , Successfully made the noisy cubs turn pale, unable to say anything.

At this time, Snape also arrived.

The little lions and little snakes who were stunned suddenly heard a "bang", and saw the door of the classroom was pushed open. After a person entered the door, he slammed the door against the door frame forcefully. On the podium, a heavy oppressive force came oncoming, and Snape, who had black hair, black eyes, black face and black wizard robe, picked up the roll call roll when he came.

After the roll call was over, in his silky soft, deep voice, he delivered elegantly a long, ornate, very Slytherin line: "You have come here to learn the delicate science of potion-making and Strict craftsmanship. Since there is no silly wand waving here, many of you will not believe that this is magic. I don't expect you to really appreciate the beauty of the white smoke and fragrance from the simmering cauldron The reason is that you don’t really understand the liquid that flows into people’s blood vessels, the magical power that makes people’s hearts sway and their minds blurred... I can teach you how to increase your reputation, brew glory, and even prevent death—but there must be one thing, that is If you're not one of those chump fools I'm used to seeing... Potter!"

——It seems that Snape's subtext is that Potter is an idiot... From the perspective of old Potter, it seems that Potter's family's potion level is almost the same level as Hisoka...

Little Potter was pale and at a loss under the bombardment of Snape's three questions. It seems that little Potter has inherited his father's genes in terms of potions...

Gryffindor was extremely sad throughout the class, not only was he deducted a lot of points, Neville?Longbottom, a member of the legendary Crucible Killer family, really lived up to expectations and blew up the Crucible, making him and the cubs around him covered with scabies, and Snape sent him to the medical wing to receive Madam Pomfrey. Gentle] anger.Hisoka, who is a teaching assistant, said "get out of class is over~?" and left with a twist.

——Is this irresponsible person really a teaching assistant? !

Regardless of the expressions on the faces of the little lions and little snakes who survived the crucible disaster, Hisoka was humming "Under the Big Apple Tree" leisurely all the way and left early confidently, and met Bao on the way Baotou Qiluo, he handed him a piece of chewing gum in a [friendly] way, and then returned to his office in a twisted manner.

"That Professor Quirrell has another person's soul." As soon as Hisoka returned to the office, a calm female voice rang out. He opened his sleeves, and the quaint bracelet on his wrist glowed slightly green, "I You can feel it."

"Hmm~★It really is like this~?" Hisoka lowered his voice and smiled, a golden glow quietly flashed in his eyes.