When Hisoka meets V

In May 1979, almost a year after graduating from Hogwarts, Hisoka once again dragged his luggage and carried Blanche, a black owl dozing in his cage, away from his home in the small town of Embury. (Well, although his surname is not Weasley and his name is not on the real estate certificate, he still lived in the place for seven or eight years anyway).The target is Snape's House in Spider's End.

Because there was no Floo network transfer station nearby, the department had no choice but to take out its own apple wood wand that hadn't been used for many years, and if it was iron, it would have rusted long ago, and summoned the Knight Bus.After paying seven Sickles for the fare from Embry to Spider's End and drinking a cup of hot chocolate for three Sickles, Hisoka was in the throes of a carload of people, along with The simple copper frame bed and luggage I was sitting on were safe and sound, without being affected in the slightest.Twenty minutes later, the car stopped at the spider's end alley, and Hisoka dragged his luggage in front of the conductor Stan?Under the adoring eyes of Sampak and the driver, he got out of the car.

Yes, Hisoka is officially a bum, defecting to his buddy (unilateral?) Severus?Here comes Snape.

Severus?Snape was wearing a black and gray plaid pajamas, with his hands folded on his chest, his eyes piercing, and his face mocking, he looked at the red-haired young man sitting (lying?) on the sofa opposite him, with a low, silky voice like velvet, Showing sharp fangs like a proud king cobra: "I remember, I warned you more than half a month ago, don't bother me again. But now, you are here, and..." He glanced sideways The pile of suitcases and Blanche, the sleeping owl, "brought family members."

Hisoka crossed his legs, squinted his eyes slightly, and looked like a goddamned capitalist degenerate. He laughed and said, "Don't be so cruel, Severus, just take me in for a few days~?"

"No!" The young potions master said ruthlessly, "I don't welcome dangerous people who can blow up my potions workshop at any time. As far as I know, the town of Embury The house is much bigger than here, isn't it?"

"But, he was driven out mercilessly~?" The cheeky red-haired young man spread his hands innocently.

"Why?" Snape said dryly.It is well known how much the Freges doted on this Sibei son.

"Kicked out of the house because of free love~?" Hisoka blinked his beautiful phoenix eyes, "Well, like Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet? King Lear? Hamlet or Don Quixote?"

"The author of Don Quixote is Cervantes of Spain, and King Lear, Hamlet, and Don Quixote have nothing to do with free love! And—" Snape stared at him coldly , "The 'Sisso? Weasley's in love' news is indigestion, and it just so happens that I ate a lot of tuna at night. What's the matter with you?"

"Just sleep for one night, little Sif~?" Hisoka had already turned his author's sofa into a simple single bed under the eyes of Snape's murderer when he said this, "By the way, there is one more thing Little trouble for you."

"..." The young (+ unlucky) potions master, who knew this person's thick skin probably deeper than the English Channel, snorted, "What's the matter?" Anyway, even if he doesn't agree now, the red-haired Young people also want to put things into his hands.

"I think, little Sif, you should know that there is a potion that can make words appear on blank pages, right?" Hisoka turned directly to the topic.To be honest, Hisoka, who suddenly became serious, made Snape dazed for a moment, but he quickly came back to his senses and said, "Didn't Professor Flitwick teach the Quick Appearance Curse in the Charms class?" Well, specifically to deal with invisible ink."

"I've used Quick Appearance, but it didn't work at all~?" Hisoka added a backrest to one side of the single bed, making the bed look nondescript. He leaned on the backrest and raised his eyebrows Said, "I also considered whether a relatively advanced black magic was cast on the paper, but I didn't feel the slightest fluctuation of magic." Using "condensation" didn't have any effect.

"It's probably just a few blank sheets of paper." Snape said with a hum.

"Impossible~?" Hisoka frowned and smiled strangely, "There is a disgusting smell unique to potions on the paper~"

"It's a fragrance. I never expected you to understand the magical taste of the potion." Snape glared at Hisoka, "Show it to me."

Hisoka got up and took out a khaki hard-bound notebook from the suitcase, and handed it to Snape. Snape took the tattered notebook. Same rare text.Because of the need to search for many potion materials and preparation methods that were only recorded in ancient books, Snape had applied for ancient rune courses since the third grade, and had also studied them in private.Even so, he had never seen such writing.

Opening the book, the first dozens of pages were densely filled with this kind of words, but the last few pages were blank, and there was a pungent smell.Hisoka is right, the smell is indeed disgusting, it is the saliva of a poisonous reptile that grows in the South American rainforest. Dark magic has a little bit of an edge, so it's not very common.Almost after smelling this smell, combined with Hisoka's words just now, Snape knew that this broken notebook was soaked in some kind of potion.

"This is a type of erasing potion that was only recorded in the potion books of the Middle Ages. At that time, many pure-blood nobles used this potion to hide family secrets recorded on paper. Cover the words that were originally written on the paper, and then write them on the paper. Writing other insignificant content on a blank sheet of paper is much more reliable than invisible ink, because the potion that would make the potion ineffective is very difficult to make." Snape said, closing his notebook.

"Can you make it?" Hisoka asked directly after listening to Snape's narration.

"Yes." Snape returned the notebook to him, "Give me half a year, the materials are hard to find, and it will take repeated trials."

"Half a year..." Hisoka lay directly on the single bed that turned from a sofa, "Then I will reluctantly live here until little Sif boils the potion ~?"

"..." Is this justifiably cheating?Hisoka, who are you in free love with?Snape was silent, but in his heart he already wanted to say that the thick-skinned Weasley [pseudo] was boiled into a pot of mush as a potion ingredient!

Speaking of free love, the Weasley family generally would not interfere with the free love of their children.They are not pure-blood nobles who are picky about the blood of their spouses, and they have no problem with their children marrying mumps or even muggles.However, Hisoka said that he was kicked out by his family because of "free love", and his fate was comparable to that of Andromeda, who married a Muggle and was kicked out of the Black family who was known as "forever pure"?black.So, who is Hisoka's love interest?

——It never occurred to him at all that Hisoka's love... should be said to be the object of a one-night stand, would be the irritable Dark Lord Lord Voldemort, whose hobby is to use Cruciatus to make his subordinates roar in high pitched voices.

That's not to blame for his poor imagination.

In fact, when the Freges heard Hisoka admit that he had spent the night with the Dark Lord, and even the man said it with a smile, the two middle-aged wizards who had lived for more than 40 years only felt that the world was changing in an instant. It's not that they didn't think that Hisoka would have some contact with the Dark Lord when he entered Slytherin.However, this is not as simple as [one-point contact].Hisoka, as their adopted son, a Weasley in name, actually had that kind of relationship with the Dark Lord and went home wearing his clothes!

Christo's hand holding the black shirt trembled violently, and Frege had already pointed at Hisoka and yelled, "You, get out of here!" Little Charlie trembled in fright. , looking pitifully at his little uncle.

——Ah, what a bloody scene!

However, Hisoka didn't cry and shout "Father, I was wrong, I will never do this again, Father, please don't drive me away" or something like that - if he really shouted that, then this article can also end because the author will be punished Rotten eggs were smashed to death - well, that's a digression.

Hisoka left very simply.His emotions, whether it is sadness or anger, are very weak, and it can also be said that these two emotions are basically lacking in him.The world is so big and there are so many apples, so of course he has always been quite happy.He had no shortage of lodgings (Spider's End, for example?) out of the small town of Embury, and the Galleons in his little vault at Gringotts were enough for him to splurge for a while.He has a strong sense of belonging, never thinking of himself as belonging to any one person or place.Therefore, he does not have much nostalgia for the small town of Embury.

Pack your luggage and bring Blanche the owl who eats and sleeps.Hisoka?The homeless (? Weasley) sang "The Wanderer's Song".

After he left, the Weasley family in the small town of Embry fell into complete silence.Little Charlie, who used to be particularly noisy, played with his little dragon model quietly.While peeking at the two grown-ups entangled in low-pressure air, they were bitten by a model of a Welsh green dragon.Little Charlie really wants to cry, you are a dragon model, you should breathe fire instead of biting people like a Nile crocodile model, it’s really not good for cheap, it’s so annoying...

——This kind of story is very different from "Romeo and Juliet", although they are both a tragedy caused by free love.