When Hisoka meets V
Chapter 13 The Demon King Professor
The fact that Professor Michael Sean was attacked by a werewolf for breaking into the Forbidden Forest at night spread throughout Hogwarts on the third day.The heartless Gryffindors praised Professor Sean as a symbol of courage, and Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff felt baffled.Only the little Slytherins felt that things were definitely not that simple. After all, Professor Shaun, who was born in Ravenclaw, would not think that the Forbidden Forest was more interesting than the tome of magic.
Different from what the students feared.After Professor Sean was sent to St. Mungo's for treatment, the Hogwarts twelve directors held a meeting. Everyone believed that Professor Sean, who had been attacked by a werewolf, could not stay in Hogwarts any longer. A new professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts was hired within.Headmaster Dumbledore advocated the re-employment of former professor Rugova.Abraxas Malfoy overturned this suggestion, citing Rugova's advanced age.
"I remember that Michael Sean is not the only one who came to apply for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor today." Orion Black said thoughtfully.
Dumbledore's face changed color, he didn't speak, just silently ate the strawberry cake in front of him.
"We met to solve the problem of the new professor, not to eat strawberry cake at public expense. Right, Mr. Dumbledore." One of the twelve directors, Ignatius Pruvitt, said with a spoon Stirring the coffee with cubed sugar in front of him, he looked at Dumbledore with a half-smile.
Old Deng coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "Does Mr. Pruvitt have any good suggestions?"
"Mr. Black has said that Michael Sean is not the only one applying for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor this year." Pruvitt smiled, "'That person' likes children very much, maybe he will be happy to take up this position .”
His words almost knocked Lao Deng down. Would Lord Voldemort like children?Oh Merlin's leopard thong, no kidding!
"It would be great if 'that person' could teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, you know my kids are in school." Abraxas stroked his platinum-blond hair, "As a father , I want my children to get the best education possible."
... The most important thing is that you don't pass on the knowledge of picking up girls to him.
This meeting ended with Lao Deng's failure. Don't expect him to win the battle with the twelve eloquent noble gentlemen.In fact, Lao Deng took the deep and humorous route, and Gryffindor is always poorer than Slytherin, and the twelve damn directors are all Slytherin graduates.
In short, a few days later, a dark carriage stopped outside the gate of Hogwarts, and twelve directors stood at the gate to greet them in person.Pruvitt stepped forward to open the car door, and helped a handsome young man in a black wizard robe. His blood-red eyes were calm, and he looked at the ancient and mysterious castle in front of him with a slight smile: "I didn't expect that I would still Can come back here." He smiled lightly, but the serious meaning of killing made everyone break out in cold sweat.
"Lord, there is a welcome banquet in the hall. Would you like to take a rest first, or attend the banquet directly?" Orion Black bowed his waist, his tone very respectful.
Voldemort smiled: "We can't keep our Professor Dumbledore waiting."
Hisoka doesn't like going to parties.For him, a banquet meant eating and enduring endless pleasantries and courtesies.He used to be able to kill a few people for fun when he was upset at the banquet, but he couldn't do that at Hogwarts.This is the biggest difference between a hunter and a wizard. There is no difference between killing a hunter and killing 100 people. As long as you have the strength, you are not afraid of others making trouble;
That's the difference.
Also, there are obviously far more banquets in the wizarding world than in the hunter world.
Take the present as an example, Professor Xiao En was attacked by a werewolf, his body was still cold [Hey, I used the wrong word], the new professor is here, so come here if you come, and there is no welcome banquet.I don't know if I'm still lying on St. Mungo's last breath [Didn't it mean that the bones are not cold? 】Professor Xiao En would sigh that the world is cold and people's hearts are not old?Hisoka had a smile on his face, but he used the knife in his hand to chop the steak on the plate in front of him into bean curds.
"What's the matter with you?" Snape said angrily seeing Hisoka go crazy again.
Hisoka turned his head and put on a pitiful bun face: "Sif, do you want to eat apples~?"
"..." Where can I find apples for you, please stop for a while.Snape turned his head away with a black face and ignored this girl. It was a complete mistake for him to accept Hisoka as a friend!Hisoka, like that Potter, has the surname [Damn]!
At this time, Mr. Dumbledore, who was sitting on the stage eating honey cake and cream, was actually not feeling well.He knew that it was not easy for Professor Sean to break into the forbidden forest and be attacked by a werewolf. He could probably guess the cause and effect behind the suggestion of the twelve directors and the attitude of "that person".However, his arm couldn't twist his thigh. He had just taken office, and the power he got was no match for the twelve directors. He was forced to nod and agreed to invite Lord Voldemort to be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.It is estimated that after this person came, his life at Hogwarts would be even more difficult.
Oh Merlin's tattered leather shoes!Old Deng sighed.And Voldemort, who was sitting next to him, saw him eating the cream of the cake, smiled and said, "My dear professor, is this cake still delicious?"
"Oh Tom, your taste is really good." Old Deng said while eating, "The cake is very good."
"Professor is awesome." A sternness flashed in Vlodemort's red eyes, but it was fleeting. He was naturally very upset when he was called Tom. "Actually, I miss the professor very much. In Hogwarts After studying for seven years, it was the professor who led me to take a completely different path from the past. I have always remembered the professor's teachings, and I never thought that I would have the opportunity to work with the professor. I hope the professor will take care of me."
"Of course." Dumbledore nodded with a smile, "Tom, I said that you are the best student ever at Hogwarts, and I believe you will also be the best Defense Against the Dark Arts professor ever."
"Thank you, Professor, for your expectation." Vlodemort smiled and drank the liquid in the goblet in his hand that was almost the same color as his eyes.
Seeing that everyone was almost finished eating, Dumbledore stood up, walked to the center of the stage, and said in a deep voice: "Students, I believe you already know the purpose of this banquet we held. So, we are here to welcome a very outstanding He will be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, and now please applaud and welcome, Mr. Lord Voldemort!"
The welcome speech with the effect of "loud voice" echoed in the hall. As the slender and tall man stood up and smiled at everyone, the hall immediately burst into thunderous applause.Among them, the little snakes of Slytherin were the most enthusiastic.They looked at the man who looked like a god with eager and admiring eyes, and the little girls burst into tears with excitement.Snape was still expressionless, while Hisoka had a golden light in his eyes.
"That person" came to the door.
The Defense Against the Dark Arts class on the second day was what the Slytherins were most looking forward to.On the way back to the dormitory, Messi walked beside Hisoka and asked, "Master Hisoka, what do you think will be presented by that adult tomorrow." Before Hisoka could answer, she laughed again, "I hope that My lord will explain Veela to us."
"Vela?" Xi Suosang, who had never read a single page of the textbook.He turned his head to look at Snape, who gave him a blank look, and said nothing, meaning: You know the disadvantages of not writing papers and not attending classes.Hisoka shook his head: "Little Sif is not fun at all~?"
In fact, Lord Vlodemort did not use textbooks in class.When the class bell rang, Voldemort, who had been sitting on the sidelines reading a book, stood up with a smile and waved his magic wand. The textbooks placed on the desks of the students floated into the sky, and then were burned clean by a "blazing flame".Under the surprised eyes of all the students, he said: "I don't think that textbooks for learning black magic will be effective, so I don't need this kind of thing in my class."
"Professor, we are studying Defense Against the Dark Arts, not black arts!" [Awe-inspiring Justice] and a certain Gryffindor who is not afraid of death immediately choked, "Dark magic is used by evil dark wizards, we will never use it !"
"Oh, is that so?" Voldemort smiled, Gryffindor is indeed a symbol of courage, "If you fight with others, you don't know what a right uppercut is, and someone throws a right uppercut at you, you How will you defend? Focus on the right side, but others can completely change the angle at the moment of punching—not to mention, the power of black magic cannot be compared with a right uppercut."
"Gryffindor doesn't need to know about dark magic to defeat the evil dark wizard!" The little lion blushed and choked out such a sentence, and the Slytherin snakes all frowned. Is quite advocating black magic.
Voldemort raised his eyebrows and smiled without changing his expression, and a chill appeared in his red eyes: "As far as I know, Principal Dumbledore is also very proficient in black magic, so, our little hero of Gryffindor, do you think that Dumbledore Is Principal Bullido an [evil] dark wizard, or is your potential and talent surpassing your most [respected] Principal Dumbledore?"
When he said this, the face of the little lion turned pale, and his lips trembled for a long time, unable to speak. Voldemort smiled lightly, put his hand on Lord Lion's shoulder, pushed him down on the seat, and said, "Black magic is the best proof of a wizard's strength. Only when you learn how to use black magic can you learn how to defend against it." Black magic. In this classroom, there can be no prejudice against black magic—of course, I may have a little prejudice against students who don't understand my teaching philosophy." He said, looking at Gryffin Multi-purpose, the smile is somewhat meaningful.And the restless lions straightened up involuntarily when they saw those red eyes with deep meaning.And the Slytherins were smiling.
"Then, let's start today's lesson." Voldemort walked to the podium, "First of all, little princess of the Lestrange family, can you wake up the red-haired boy next to you, I know you can."
Messi twitched the corner of his mouth, and the hand under the table gently pulled Hisoka's sleeve.Hisoka raised his head in a daze, and looked at Messi next to him: "Miss Messi, what's the matter?"
Messi was embarrassed and didn't dare to speak. The whole classroom was staring at her.Hisoka rubbed his eyes, looked towards the podium, and met Voldemort's red eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.Yo, are you all in class~? "This is classmate Weasley, right?" Voldemort flipped through the student roster, "Is black magic boring to you? If so, as your Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, I have the responsibility to make your dark arts less impoverished. So, come to my office after the class, I think I need to make a small talk for you."
"..." Hisoka smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, and this time he went to the new professor's office, he must bring his playing cards.
Different from what the students feared.After Professor Sean was sent to St. Mungo's for treatment, the Hogwarts twelve directors held a meeting. Everyone believed that Professor Sean, who had been attacked by a werewolf, could not stay in Hogwarts any longer. A new professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts was hired within.Headmaster Dumbledore advocated the re-employment of former professor Rugova.Abraxas Malfoy overturned this suggestion, citing Rugova's advanced age.
"I remember that Michael Sean is not the only one who came to apply for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor today." Orion Black said thoughtfully.
Dumbledore's face changed color, he didn't speak, just silently ate the strawberry cake in front of him.
"We met to solve the problem of the new professor, not to eat strawberry cake at public expense. Right, Mr. Dumbledore." One of the twelve directors, Ignatius Pruvitt, said with a spoon Stirring the coffee with cubed sugar in front of him, he looked at Dumbledore with a half-smile.
Old Deng coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "Does Mr. Pruvitt have any good suggestions?"
"Mr. Black has said that Michael Sean is not the only one applying for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor this year." Pruvitt smiled, "'That person' likes children very much, maybe he will be happy to take up this position .”
His words almost knocked Lao Deng down. Would Lord Voldemort like children?Oh Merlin's leopard thong, no kidding!
"It would be great if 'that person' could teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, you know my kids are in school." Abraxas stroked his platinum-blond hair, "As a father , I want my children to get the best education possible."
... The most important thing is that you don't pass on the knowledge of picking up girls to him.
This meeting ended with Lao Deng's failure. Don't expect him to win the battle with the twelve eloquent noble gentlemen.In fact, Lao Deng took the deep and humorous route, and Gryffindor is always poorer than Slytherin, and the twelve damn directors are all Slytherin graduates.
In short, a few days later, a dark carriage stopped outside the gate of Hogwarts, and twelve directors stood at the gate to greet them in person.Pruvitt stepped forward to open the car door, and helped a handsome young man in a black wizard robe. His blood-red eyes were calm, and he looked at the ancient and mysterious castle in front of him with a slight smile: "I didn't expect that I would still Can come back here." He smiled lightly, but the serious meaning of killing made everyone break out in cold sweat.
"Lord, there is a welcome banquet in the hall. Would you like to take a rest first, or attend the banquet directly?" Orion Black bowed his waist, his tone very respectful.
Voldemort smiled: "We can't keep our Professor Dumbledore waiting."
Hisoka doesn't like going to parties.For him, a banquet meant eating and enduring endless pleasantries and courtesies.He used to be able to kill a few people for fun when he was upset at the banquet, but he couldn't do that at Hogwarts.This is the biggest difference between a hunter and a wizard. There is no difference between killing a hunter and killing 100 people. As long as you have the strength, you are not afraid of others making trouble;
That's the difference.
Also, there are obviously far more banquets in the wizarding world than in the hunter world.
Take the present as an example, Professor Xiao En was attacked by a werewolf, his body was still cold [Hey, I used the wrong word], the new professor is here, so come here if you come, and there is no welcome banquet.I don't know if I'm still lying on St. Mungo's last breath [Didn't it mean that the bones are not cold? 】Professor Xiao En would sigh that the world is cold and people's hearts are not old?Hisoka had a smile on his face, but he used the knife in his hand to chop the steak on the plate in front of him into bean curds.
"What's the matter with you?" Snape said angrily seeing Hisoka go crazy again.
Hisoka turned his head and put on a pitiful bun face: "Sif, do you want to eat apples~?"
"..." Where can I find apples for you, please stop for a while.Snape turned his head away with a black face and ignored this girl. It was a complete mistake for him to accept Hisoka as a friend!Hisoka, like that Potter, has the surname [Damn]!
At this time, Mr. Dumbledore, who was sitting on the stage eating honey cake and cream, was actually not feeling well.He knew that it was not easy for Professor Sean to break into the forbidden forest and be attacked by a werewolf. He could probably guess the cause and effect behind the suggestion of the twelve directors and the attitude of "that person".However, his arm couldn't twist his thigh. He had just taken office, and the power he got was no match for the twelve directors. He was forced to nod and agreed to invite Lord Voldemort to be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.It is estimated that after this person came, his life at Hogwarts would be even more difficult.
Oh Merlin's tattered leather shoes!Old Deng sighed.And Voldemort, who was sitting next to him, saw him eating the cream of the cake, smiled and said, "My dear professor, is this cake still delicious?"
"Oh Tom, your taste is really good." Old Deng said while eating, "The cake is very good."
"Professor is awesome." A sternness flashed in Vlodemort's red eyes, but it was fleeting. He was naturally very upset when he was called Tom. "Actually, I miss the professor very much. In Hogwarts After studying for seven years, it was the professor who led me to take a completely different path from the past. I have always remembered the professor's teachings, and I never thought that I would have the opportunity to work with the professor. I hope the professor will take care of me."
"Of course." Dumbledore nodded with a smile, "Tom, I said that you are the best student ever at Hogwarts, and I believe you will also be the best Defense Against the Dark Arts professor ever."
"Thank you, Professor, for your expectation." Vlodemort smiled and drank the liquid in the goblet in his hand that was almost the same color as his eyes.
Seeing that everyone was almost finished eating, Dumbledore stood up, walked to the center of the stage, and said in a deep voice: "Students, I believe you already know the purpose of this banquet we held. So, we are here to welcome a very outstanding He will be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, and now please applaud and welcome, Mr. Lord Voldemort!"
The welcome speech with the effect of "loud voice" echoed in the hall. As the slender and tall man stood up and smiled at everyone, the hall immediately burst into thunderous applause.Among them, the little snakes of Slytherin were the most enthusiastic.They looked at the man who looked like a god with eager and admiring eyes, and the little girls burst into tears with excitement.Snape was still expressionless, while Hisoka had a golden light in his eyes.
"That person" came to the door.
The Defense Against the Dark Arts class on the second day was what the Slytherins were most looking forward to.On the way back to the dormitory, Messi walked beside Hisoka and asked, "Master Hisoka, what do you think will be presented by that adult tomorrow." Before Hisoka could answer, she laughed again, "I hope that My lord will explain Veela to us."
"Vela?" Xi Suosang, who had never read a single page of the textbook.He turned his head to look at Snape, who gave him a blank look, and said nothing, meaning: You know the disadvantages of not writing papers and not attending classes.Hisoka shook his head: "Little Sif is not fun at all~?"
In fact, Lord Vlodemort did not use textbooks in class.When the class bell rang, Voldemort, who had been sitting on the sidelines reading a book, stood up with a smile and waved his magic wand. The textbooks placed on the desks of the students floated into the sky, and then were burned clean by a "blazing flame".Under the surprised eyes of all the students, he said: "I don't think that textbooks for learning black magic will be effective, so I don't need this kind of thing in my class."
"Professor, we are studying Defense Against the Dark Arts, not black arts!" [Awe-inspiring Justice] and a certain Gryffindor who is not afraid of death immediately choked, "Dark magic is used by evil dark wizards, we will never use it !"
"Oh, is that so?" Voldemort smiled, Gryffindor is indeed a symbol of courage, "If you fight with others, you don't know what a right uppercut is, and someone throws a right uppercut at you, you How will you defend? Focus on the right side, but others can completely change the angle at the moment of punching—not to mention, the power of black magic cannot be compared with a right uppercut."
"Gryffindor doesn't need to know about dark magic to defeat the evil dark wizard!" The little lion blushed and choked out such a sentence, and the Slytherin snakes all frowned. Is quite advocating black magic.
Voldemort raised his eyebrows and smiled without changing his expression, and a chill appeared in his red eyes: "As far as I know, Principal Dumbledore is also very proficient in black magic, so, our little hero of Gryffindor, do you think that Dumbledore Is Principal Bullido an [evil] dark wizard, or is your potential and talent surpassing your most [respected] Principal Dumbledore?"
When he said this, the face of the little lion turned pale, and his lips trembled for a long time, unable to speak. Voldemort smiled lightly, put his hand on Lord Lion's shoulder, pushed him down on the seat, and said, "Black magic is the best proof of a wizard's strength. Only when you learn how to use black magic can you learn how to defend against it." Black magic. In this classroom, there can be no prejudice against black magic—of course, I may have a little prejudice against students who don't understand my teaching philosophy." He said, looking at Gryffin Multi-purpose, the smile is somewhat meaningful.And the restless lions straightened up involuntarily when they saw those red eyes with deep meaning.And the Slytherins were smiling.
"Then, let's start today's lesson." Voldemort walked to the podium, "First of all, little princess of the Lestrange family, can you wake up the red-haired boy next to you, I know you can."
Messi twitched the corner of his mouth, and the hand under the table gently pulled Hisoka's sleeve.Hisoka raised his head in a daze, and looked at Messi next to him: "Miss Messi, what's the matter?"
Messi was embarrassed and didn't dare to speak. The whole classroom was staring at her.Hisoka rubbed his eyes, looked towards the podium, and met Voldemort's red eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.Yo, are you all in class~? "This is classmate Weasley, right?" Voldemort flipped through the student roster, "Is black magic boring to you? If so, as your Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, I have the responsibility to make your dark arts less impoverished. So, come to my office after the class, I think I need to make a small talk for you."
"..." Hisoka smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, and this time he went to the new professor's office, he must bring his playing cards.
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