When Hisoka meets V

The Defense Against the Dark Arts class is actually a controversial course at Hogwarts. Hogwarts is different from Durmstrang, which is famous for black magic in Germany. Its rulers and founders all advocate white magic, so The status of black magic here is very awkward. In 1945, after being defeated by Dumbledore, Grindelwald imprisoned himself in Raymond Gaard. The wizarding world has experienced more than ten years of peace, and the Defense Against the Dark Arts class has gradually become tasteless.Those in power didn't want this course to cause any trouble, but the saints in Germany hadn't been wiped out yet, and Voldemort in Britain was also showing signs of rising.

Therefore, the professors of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class changed frequently. After the professor resigned in 1971, the highly prestigious Voldemort came to apply for this position.But at that time, Principal Dippet had passed away, and the newly appointed Dumbledore would never let the second person, the Dark Lord, have the opportunity to teach at Hogwarts.So Lord Voldemort was rejected, and he put a curse on the position before he left: no one but himself would ever hold this position for more than a year.So, for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, it was a disaster.

It had been a while since the school started, and Hisoka had taken a few Defense Against the Dark Arts classes, but he wasn't too impressed with this class.The main thing is this professor Michael Sean.He was born in Ravenclaw, so that compared to the defense professor, he is more like an old pedant, with white hair and Mediterranean glasses, with round-rim glasses with thick lenses like the bottom of a pot, holding a big book every day, Defense I haven't called much magic, but I spent a good season class explaining the difference between vampires and zombies with slides.

Hisoka had already treated this class as Professor Binns' history of magic class, sleeping in the back row every time.Anyway, when it was time to fight, he didn't believe that he could beat his punches and kicks with a bastard's gestures.Avada Kedavra?Let's talk about it later.

Compared with Hisoka's lack of interest, Snape was very interested in black magic, and he took notes of what the teacher said very carefully.Hisoka saw that he was so enthusiastic about learning, so he threw all the papers assigned by Professor Sean to Snape Xiaoguo.Snape looked at the guy who buried his head in dreaming about Duke Zhou again, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "Why did you throw it all at me?"

"Don't Sev like black magic very much, writing more papers would be good for you~?"

"I don't know when I gave you permission to call me Sev, Mr. Weasley."

"Oh my, don't be so shy little Sif, I've seen you naked before~?"

"..." Severus Snape leaned against the wall, marveling at the thickness of someone's skin.

"That's a frank relationship, not a nude one, need me to revisit the English course for young children, Mr. Weasley." It was Snape who couldn't pierce the other's thick-skinned and began to spray the venom, "and the so-called' It's yours to be honest with each other!"

"I hate it, little Sif~?" Hisoka, who was twisting his waist with a smile, said angrily, "Then it's up to you to treat the summer potion arranged by the thesis and Slughorn~ Let's take a bath first~? So, this person put away his books, fifty Professor Xiao En, who was still explaining Thestrals to the slides, twisted his waist and left the classroom.

Professor Sean adjusted his glasses, and his voice trembled with anger: "Ignore the school rules and discipline, disrespect the professor, five points will be deducted from Slytherin!"

Gryffindor laughed gloatingly, and Snape glared at the stupid lions [especially Potter] who laughed heartlessly. He will definitely deduct Gryffindor's house points when he becomes a professor in the future. Buckle to cool.

And that Hisoka damn Weasley, hmph, don't expect to be in the same group as him in the next Potions class [Professor, you are so arrogant].

Snape was actually very helpless to be stuck by Hisoka, a half-chewing-gum guy. He already liked to have too deep interactions with others.Hisoka's various overtures were nothing but an unavoidable disaster for him.He is afraid of disaster befalling him, but he also looks forward to whether there will be a new life after the disaster.At the moment of conflict, this person ran into his most embarrassing moment, with a faintly heartwarming [wrong! ] smiled and held his hand.It is impossible for anyone to refuse these hands in a desperate situation, so he chose to accept this person's closeness to him, but——

The person who was begging for nothing and telling him all kinds of helplessness towards Mo Yao was really a celebrity among the first-year Slytherin students, Hiso Weiss, who claimed that even the senior students dare not easily provoke him Le?

"Little Sif~ I've been naked to you, so I'll leave the potion tests and papers to you~?" Finally, the man blew him a kiss, twisted his waist and moved towards the door .

"Bastard, that's a frank confrontation - and I never intended to 'confront' you!" Snape was mad.

"Oh, let's be honest. Is there a different meaning to facing each other naked? Do you want to take off your clothes? Then take off your clothes~ Xiao Xifu, take off your clothes too~?" Chicken and Duck answered irrelevantly. Hisoka Exhibitionist (Weasley) with his clothes pulled off.

Just mentioning that pretty red-haired Slytherin gave Snape a stomach ache.He always felt that he would never meet a better and more lethal warrior than this man.

At this time, the "Warrior" was playing as a floating corpse in the special bathing pool for Slytherin prefects.

This guy was sleeping in class, and at night he was too energetic to vent, so he sneaked out of the dormitory to go on a night tour.With his skills, Filch and Mrs. Norris could not catch him.So, this girl was so rampant that she even turned around Dumbledore's door several times, and finally found the prefect's special bathing pool.

Exclaiming, "How can there be such a big gap between the same people?" He stripped himself naked, jumped into the pool and swam around. After playing for a while, he decided to come and play often when he found time.As far as he knew, when the first grade was in Defense Against the Dark Arts class, the fifth grade happened to have the ancient magic pattern class. As a prefect, Lucius should not allow himself to have an absence record.As a result, Xi Suo-sang officially occupied the magpie's nest.

Someone helped him with his papers and potions homework. Sisousan felt that life in Hogwarts was actually quite good, at least he had never used such a large free swimming pool before.

"Are you happy, Mr. Weasley?" An aria-like male voice echoed in the empty bathroom, a little creepy.Hisoka opened his eyes and saw a boy with platinum blonde hair.He only wore a bath towel around his waist, revealing his pale complexion and slender figure.His face was a bit delicate, his chin was sharp, and his pair of light gray eyes carried the pride unique to nobles, but when he looked at Hisoka, he also had an extra inquiry.

"Senior Lucius?" Hisoka raised his eyebrows, then rested his right elbow on the marble surface beside the pool, resting his chin on the back of his hand, with a smile in his Danfeng eyes, "Long time no see~?"

Slytherin attaches great importance to their privacy, so generally students who are not in the same grade will not overlap too much.If the family relationship between the two parties is good, there will be some exchanges.For example, Messi's brother Rudolphs and Narcissa's sister Bellatrix are unmarried couples, so Narcissa, who is a senior, will take care of Messi.

But about Lucius and Hisoka... no one would think that Malfoy and Weasley were family friends.

Therefore, Hisoka had very little communication with this little platinum fruit.

Lucius looked at the boy who was occupying him and greeted him with a smile on his face, his face was stiff for a moment, but then he immediately replied with a sneer: "I remember the first grade students Shouldn't be here now, should it, Mr Weasley."

"Of course." Hisoka's lips curled up in an extremely beautiful arc, "I don't think seniors in the fifth grade should stay here, so I came here."

"..." So, the truth is, both of them skipped class.

Of course, skipping classes is nothing new.Everyone has had this experience more or less.However, skipping classes at Hogwarts is a technical job.If you handle it well, of course it won't cause serious consequences; if you don't handle it well, you can directly receive a yelling letter from your parents at lunch time the next day.Lucius' father, Abraxas, would never do such a shameful thing as sending yelling letters to his son, that's why he, Lucius, skipped class so confidently.

Everyone will have the desire to skip class, unless you are a troll.Therefore, Sisosan miscalculated Lucius.

However, Hisoka would never give up his seat despite the arrival of the right master.After the two truant students stared wide-eyed, Lucius' retreat ended in defeat.Hisoka hummed cheerfully, his legs splashing in the waves, and opposite him was the platinum boy with a stinky face.

The thickness of the skin determines the degree of invincibility of a person.At this point, many people would bow down in front of Hisoka.

"What class did you skip?" After a long time, the platinum boy finally spoke.

"Dark Magic Defense Class...Dark Magic Self-Defense Class..."

"It's Defense Against the Dark Arts class!" Lucius pressed the throbbing crossroads on his forehead, and said angrily, the aria-style tone that he had practiced for more than ten years did not know where he was thrown into New Guinea, "That door Classes are important!"

"Really?" Hisoka said indifferently, he didn't think sleep was very important, playing poker was much more important than sleep, he planned to drag Lucius into his room and play with himself all night.

Seeing Hisoka's absent-minded appearance, Lucius secretly sighed, Lord, you have misjudged, this guy doesn't have much ability, at least he can't stand the Defense Against the Dark Arts class taught by Michael Sean [mistake! ], he doesn't think about making progress, he doesn't pursue power [big mistake! 】.Thinking this way, he said, "Did you know that the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts will be replaced."

"Huh?" "====What he wanted to express was not surprise, but "I don't know".

"Do you want to know who will be the new professor?"

"Huh?" "====What he wants to express is "The professor is going to be replaced, so I can't sleep in class."

"The new professor is Lord Dark Lord!"

"Huh?" "====What he wants to express is "Who is the new professor, can he let me sleep in class?"

"Can you say a few more words?"

"Huh?" "====What he wants to express is "what new professor is the Dark Lord".

——To sum up, Xi Suosan is sometimes slow.