Prison Overlord

Out of breath, I stretched out my trembling hands to hug him back, and I wanted to close my eyes intoxicated.

I pushed him away, and gave Xiaoyi a disgusted look: "A big man, hugging and hugging, it's disgusting!"

Xiaoyi didn't look at me, he looked at the cherry blossoms falling intermittently above his head, and after a long time, he said, "Do you know why the cherry blossoms bloom so profusely?"

"Why?" I raised my head, letting more pink petals drizzle on my face, thinking of my first love that died without a problem.

"Because the flowering period of the cherry blossom is very short, so it has to seize all the time to have a vigorous love with the wind." After Xiaoyi finished speaking, she grabbed my chin fiercely and tore off the mask covering her face with one hand.No, I'm afraid of this, I leaned back instinctively, but Xiaoyi put his arms around my waist and pulled me forward, he smiled and leaned over to kiss my lips lightly, as light as the force of falling petals.

My mind was blank, I instinctively stood up staggeringly, just took two steps, Xiaoyi stood up, held my shoulders, tilted my head, and kissed my lips again and again, in the end without any regrets I kissed mercilessly, my lips and teeth intertwined, I was almost taken away by him for all my breath, I knew I should resist, but I just stood there and let him do whatever he wanted, every kiss seemed to penetrate into the depths of my soul, I ... I'm sick, very sick.

For a long time, he let go of me, my legs shook violently, and my body kept sliding down. He grabbed my waist and pressed me tightly against my chest.

I suddenly came back to my senses and bit his shoulder hard, Xiaoyi's body trembled slightly, but he didn't let me go.

Damn, biting made my tooth hurt, I hit him on the chin with an iron head, Xiaoyi finally let me go with a cry of pain.Lao Tzu then swung his fist again, and Xiao Yi hurriedly fled under the cherry blossom tree: "Shuangge, didn't you say that you would take me in as long as I kissed you? Why are you still not satisfied?"

I was furious under the cherry tree: "Which turtle bastard said that!"

"Old Zhou, he said that you like gentle and rough kisses from others the most. As long as they kiss you, you can do whatever you want." Xiaoyi asked helplessly, "Am I not doing well? I will Change, please take me in, I dare not live outside, Lao Zhou said that the security outside is very bad, there are hand-cutting gangs, and fairy dances."

Lao Tzu exploded: "You are a pig, you believe everything he says, besides, you are so timid, what do you call a policeman, you can be a thief! Okay, I will take you in, the rent is two thousand a month, if you think it is too expensive, you can give it to me." Get out, old man!"

It's strange, the boy's eyes flashed brightly for an instant, which made people hate him. Did I——said something?

The author has something to say: I am cheap, and I wrote more than 1000 words. I have no idea tomorrow. If there is no update tomorrow, don’t hit me

7. The Buddha is thousand years old...

After Xiaoyi moved in, I pasted a large piece of white paper on the door, and said to the boy arrogantly: "I'm not used to living with other people, and I will write down any problems I find on the paper as a prohibition." On, you must obey, I reserve the right to kick you out, yours, understand?"

"Brother Shuang, you have the final say." Xiaoyi came to hook my neck familiarly, so I wrote down the first rule on the paper - don't touch me without permission.

The next day was the weekend and I didn’t have to go to work. I was holding a newspaper to admire Xiaoyi’s appearance of frying poached eggs for me seriously, when the doorbell rang suddenly, I fell down on the sofa with my hands resting on my pillow, and put my legs carelessly on the coffee table: "Xiao Yi, open the door."

"Oh," Xiaoyi obediently agreed and went, I closed my eyes comfortably in the morning light, it's so fucking cool to have a servant at home.

Before I could savor this rare leisure time, someone slapped my head with a cattail fan, and I hid and shouted: "Mom, why are you here, ouch, it hurts so much, mom——"

A middle-aged woman in her 50s stood in front of me, staring at big eyes like copper bells, with her hands on the waist of the bucket naturally, that’s right, this is my mother, Liu Xuehua, a best friend I have known since I was a child, No one has not been repaired by her, so everyone gave her a nickname - Lafayette.

Lafayette arrived, my good days came to an end, I drooped my head, took a sneak peek at Xiao Yi, who had a kind face, and had a premonition that I was going to make an embarrassment in front of him.

Hey, my only fan since I was a child, the little slave I let me knead, when he sees me like a bear in front of the Buddha, he will definitely laugh at me, despise me, and spurn me...

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, I couldn't help but give Xiaoyi a hard look, and he gave me an inexplicable look back, shit, you brat is so slow!

"Xiao Shuang, you are on vacation today, why don't you go shopping with mom?" Buddha sat in front of me and put her baby elephant leg on the tea table. I thought from the bottom of my heart that she and I are indeed mother and son.

Xiaoyi, the little fox, unexpectedly presented me with a freshly peeled juicy pear before me.Mimi looked at him with a smile on his face: "You are Xiaoyi, we met last time."

Xiaoyi called out crisply: "Hello, Auntie."

"Xiao Yi, come sit down and chat with auntie, Xiao Shuang, you are going to cook, and you actually ask guests to cook, do you still have any rules? How did mom teach you before..."

Immediately, I grew wings under my ribs, and rushed to the front of the frying pan in a few strides, as long as her voice stopped poisoning my eardrums.

The old and the young chatted very enthusiastically, the stinky fox Xiaoyi, one aunt, the aunt was so young, the aunt was so smart, and the Buddha was as happy as a morning glory.I thought about it carefully, I have never said a good word, no wonder the Buddha picks his nose and eyes every time he sees me.

I ruthlessly chopped an eggplant into two pieces. If only Xiaoyi's neck would be great, I admit, I am a little jealous. Is my sincere dedication not worth a few sweet words from the little fox?

What happened next was even more shocking. The two of them went out easily, and I followed silently behind. , especially when he sees the back seat, he will go crazy. If it weren't for the Buddha, I couldn't help but smash the glass of the car again.

So our mother and son stood in a stalemate for a long time, Buddha almost turned his face, Xiaoyi came over and whispered a few words, Buddha immediately smiled, got in the car and left.

After Xiaoyi got into the car, he turned his head and smiled at me, which was called "affectionate", and I gave him a sharp look, which was called "bitterness and deep hatred."

"A stingy villain, a honey-mouthed sword, a little vixen", I don't think Xiao Yi is a good person.

Right now, for example, I have to walk to the department store in the scorching sun, it's so fucking spring-like, and I'm peeling off a layer of skin.When I arrived as red as a pig's liver, Xiaoyi and Foye had already packed a lot of things, like mothers-in-law, holding hands to drink summer tea, sipping small sips.I ignored it, sat on the armchair unceremoniously, drank the cow, and finally came back to life.

Then, I went to the botanical garden, and then went to the beach. I walked and took the subway. Every time I arrived, the two of them were almost ready to leave for the next place.Chief of Police, I have applied for overtime work, and leave the work on weekends to me in the future. I am determined to devote myself to the great work of prison guards, and I will not change until my death!

When Buddha returned to the palace, the sky was already full of stars. I took the subway, and Xiao Yi took Buddha home by taxi.Exhausted, I fell asleep on a sweaty bearded black man for a while. The man still put his dark arms around Lao Tzu's waist. I burst into tears. When I woke up, it was obviously me , I can't say anything because of my fault.

I looked around, and it turned out that I was surrounded by a group of black people. I thought—the lights in the tram were all turned off, and the person who hugged me saw that I was awake, and grinned at me, showing two rows of white teeth.

I pushed him away fiercely, and rushed out of the tram in a panic, thank God, I just arrived at the stop.

Because I was so hasty, I didn't see the way clearly, and I tripped over a box and fell out of the door.At the moment when I fell forward, I also calculated the time when I fell and ate shit last time, probably more than ten years ago.

Unexpected pain, because I was hugged halfway and carried out, what day is it today?How can a person hug Lao Tzu's waist!

"Brother, your waist is so thin, it seems like it will break if you bend it a few more times." The voice above my head was so familiar, my heart began to restless again, and I said two words unsteadily: "Put it down." open!"

Xiaoyi let me go, his eyes sparkled brightly, I remember the expression he had when he secretly kissed me last time, I retreated vigilantly: "Don't mess around, I have handcuffs!"

After finishing speaking, he really took out the handcuffs from his arms, and Yin showed off in front of him. Damn, when did I become so childish.

Xiaoyi smiled and snatched me, but I was slow and easily snatched by him.Then—click!This pig handcuffed Lao Tzu's left hand and his right hand together.

Damn, the key is in the prison break room, Chief of Police, hold me fast, I want to eunuch this male fox.

In view of the fact that passers-by looked at us with the eyes of a criminal who had escaped from prison, when the Nth person saw the handcuffs and called 110, I took off my coat and wrapped it on the hands of the two to cover up the "criminal evidence".

Xiaoyi took the opportunity to intertwine with my fingers, euphemistically saying that this is more natural, naturally a big-headed ghost, now everyone sees that we are not criminals, but, look at those two perverts!

My facial nerves were stiff, and I suppressed an unknown anger in my heart, and when I got back to the room, I pressed him against the door angrily and yelled: "You are a pig, is this how handcuffs are used?