Prison Overlord

I am tireless in academics, I yawned, how can I smell a sour scholar.

The two people who were chatting happily stopped suddenly and looked at me, Xiaoyi spread his signature smile again, I sneered, dead fox, sooner or later I will strip your fox fur.

uh what?Did I say two words?Amitabha, sin sin.

With a smile on my face, I asked my boss very humbly, "Second Uncle, can I go out?"

The boss's face turned red, I don't think he was blushing, he sent me three words easily: "Get out!"

When I walked to the door, the boss suddenly added a few words, and I instantly felt that the sky was full of snow, the cold wind was biting, and my mind and body were all chilled.

My boss said: "Someone complained about you, and you smashed the glass of someone's car again. How many times this month? Deduct the bonus of the month! Go back and write a review, it is called "The Benefits of Not Paying Bonuses", if you can't write it, Don't even ask for salary, I'll ask your mother to come and get it!"

I slammed the door hard and went out, the fire in my heart was burning up, what kind of second uncle is he, when I had an accident, not only did he not comfort me, but he thought I was embarrassing for him, and scolded me bloody.A few months later, his son robbed Lao Tzu of his girlfriend, and he scolded Lao Tzu for being worthless and unable to manage his own women.When we came to our house, we thought our house was small and poor, our father was uneducated, and my mother was nagging.

He didn't even think about it. When he was a child, his parents died. My dad took care of him and fed him with sweet potato rice. Now that he is promising, his eyes have grown to the sky.

Buckle!Deduct enough!I'm not doing it anymore!

I rushed into the lounge and started typing out my resignation report, venting my anger with every hard tap of the typewriter.In the end, it got bigger and slower, and I kept imagining my mother's pressing question in my mind: "Say, what did you do again? Is it a problem of thinking?" Is it a problem of style?Is it because the leader's father died and you didn't give him a gift? ..."

My fingers started to tremble, the veins on my forehead started to twitch, and the blood started to flow backwards all over my body. I am not afraid of heaven and earth, but I am afraid that my Buddha will scold me!

So I crooked my finger and typed out a line of words - the benefits of not paying bonuses, and then I sat silently facing those words all morning like an old monk in meditation.

Another colleague of mine, Shen Mo, came over, put his arms around my neck, and said in his arrogant tone: "Oh, Xiaowu, you have been deducted bonuses again. Hey, your family is not rich, your The disease of homosexuality also needs to be treated properly, and also, you are not married, but the gift money has been collected, so it must be returned to others."

I felt an arrow shot in my chest, and another arrow... A thousand arrows pierced my heart.Take a deep breath, I'm afraid I won't be able to get angry, the more angry that boy Shen Mo is, the more proud he will be.So I started to cry poorly: "Yeah, I have 80-year-old parents, and there are a few younger siblings who are studying in the middle. The most important thing is that I have to raise a boyfriend who is as beautiful as a flower. How about you borrow I'm a Huahua of one hundred and eighty thousand? Anyway, you care about me so much, you must not be willing to let me suffer, right?"

"How about? Shall I sacrifice a little more?"

After finishing speaking, I sneered and pushed him on the table with my backhand, deliberately trying to lift his clothes.I thought he would turn into anger from embarrassment, but I didn't expect that the boy was lying upright and didn't move even though his face was flushed. I suddenly started to convulse, right?

"You, you scoundrel, I'm going to sue you!" It took Shen Mo a long time to react, and he pushed me away and rushed out.I suddenly feel sad, complain?It's over!

I sat back in my seat, deleted the previous line, and changed it to "the benefit of not paying salary and bonus".

6. Cohabitation...

Routine ward rounds at ten o'clock, I walked through the aisle covered with iron railings, and inspected the cells one by one. In fact, the cells here are very comfortable, and even a foot massager can be obtained if the prisoner asks. A stuffed beetle, or a few dozen women's stockings.

I still remember when I first came here, Shen Tebing, an old prisoner opposite, used his sharpened dentures to bite off a large piece of meat from the guard's neck. , people are crazy.

From then on, Special Bing Shen turned his attention to me, and he reached an agreement with me, that is, every time I inspected, he would ask me four questions, and I had to answer them seriously.In return, he will not lay hands on me or make trouble at will while in prison.Sometimes I would ask him why he chose me, and he said with a smile that it was because my lips were beautifully contoured, and he liked to see them in one piece and one close.

I once checked his files, he likes to bite off parts of his victims, and put them together into a perfect human skin mask, so I once considered whether to go to a beauty salon to change his lips, but then gave up Because he promised not to hurt me.Shen Special Bing's file once mentioned that he spoke very faithfully, and he said he would not kill if he said he would not kill.

Now, I stopped in front of him as usual: "Morning, Mr. Shen."

Special Bing Shen likes polite people. He has such strict requirements on etiquette. He greeted me politely, and then began to ask me questions.

"Little San, you don't seem very happy today, why?"

I went through the words carefully in my mind, and then said: "Because the bonus was deducted, I still have to write an article about the benefits of not paying the bonus."

He smiled, "It seems that it's not just for this, because I noticed a little impetuousness in you, do you have any doubts in your heart?"

I hesitated and said: "There is such a person, I don't understand him, and I don't know what I want to get from him, but I am full of interest in him anyway."

Shen Special Bing's eyes were deep, as if he could see through everything, he smiled and stretched out his hand, stopped a few inches away from my hand, and asked in a consulting tone: "Is it okay?"

I nodded with a smile. No one had talked to me like this since my father died.

His warm and somewhat old hand touched the back of my hand, like a kind old man: "Then get to know him more, I think you will understand your heart after a while, don't be afraid, don't hesitate, no matter what happens in the end Whatever the result, don’t make yourself regret it.”

I nodded half understanding, and said with a smile, "There are two more questions. I'm going to see him at eleven o'clock."

A trace of excitement flashed in Shen Special Bing's eyes, like the throbbing of the soul before preying on the prey. I took a step back in fright, and he reacted and smiled at me: "Don't be afraid, even if I plan to hunt, the target will be too Not you."

I continued the request just now in amazement: "There are two more questions, you can ask them."

"No need, the two questions you answered today are enough to satisfy me, thank you for giving me endless inspiration." Special Bing Shen nodded politely to me again, and slowly walked back to his sofa in the prison, He never stays beside the bed except when he sleeps, which is the basic courtesy that he thinks a civilized person should master.

I moved on with worry, if it wasn't me he was interested in, then the one who bothered me?But he hadn't seen him, didn't even know his name.

Because I was so engrossed in thinking, when I passed by Lin Xiao, I hardly saw him.Lin Xiao knocked on the iron door in dissatisfaction: "Little San, you stinky rascal, you don't even look at others. Am I not beautiful enough? I can't even arouse your urge to fall down at all."

I turned my head with a headache, damn it, his words are always very strange, that stinky hooligan Shen Mo just said to me just now, is this—is it a coincidence?

I turned around and used the electric shock prod to force him away from the railing. He smiled and sat on the artificial swing made of iron chains, the lake green earrings on his earlobes rippling with his movements.I stared at the earrings in a daze. I heard that the earrings were made of the fur of a rare white fox. The black market price would cost several million. In RMB, it would be enough for me to eat and live for more than ten years. A trace of greed flashed in my eyes.

And the flower peacock thought I was finally in heat, and happily took off the clothes he didn't wear at all, well, the clothes were also very expensive.

Then came Brian's cheers: "Little San, your shirt is wet with sweat, so sexy."

I roared angrily: "You are young, don't follow Lin Xiao to learn nonsense every day."

My eyes fell on Brian's hands. The latest limited edition PSP is hard to buy at sky-high prices. Hey, everyone is richer than me. Is it true that the bad guys get richer and the poor get poorer in this world!Chief of Police, I don't accept it, I want to turn bad!

I made an appointment with Xiaoyi and sat under the cherry blossom tree behind the police station. The large cherry blossom forest looks like pink morning mist from a distance. My mood throbbed. There was a strong smell of green grass in the air. I took a deep breath. , ha, spring is here.

I suddenly felt that all my troubles disappeared in an instant, and a smile appeared on my face involuntarily.Xiaoyi reached out and touched my face, and I bounced away instantly: "What are you doing?"

Xiaoyi raised the petals in her hand: "It fell on your face."

But I only saw the almost transparent skin on his hands, the pale pink nails, the nails were neatly trimmed, as clean and fresh as his person, and I smelled the fragrance of washing powder on the boy carefully.I looked up at him in a strange way, and Xiaoyi's penetrating eyes were also looking at me, I couldn't help but look at his eyelashes carefully, which made his eyes even deeper, as if he could draw people at any time Inhale deeply.

"Who are you?" I asked an idiot.

Xiaoyi was stunned, then suddenly smiled and hugged me: "Your number one fan!"

Damn, what is the warm and surging thing in my heart that drives me so hard?