The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

"Manager Sheng, does your back hurt?" Sun Mubai looked up and down Sheng Mingxuan with a lewd smile on his face.

"Director Sun, it's working time now. If you have nothing important to do, please go back to your own office." Sheng Mingxuan tapped on the keyboard, trying to ignore the dull pain coming from that indescribable place, "I, very, busy."

"Very busy? You have revised this project proposal seventeen or eight times, but I don't see any difference? Manager Sheng, it's not right to be absent-minded during work hours," Sun Mubai sat down leisurely, picked up the After taking a sip of the warm coffee, he let out a long breath, "Heh - it's getting colder and colder these days, Manager Sheng is wearing a little thin."

"Thank you for your concern, I'm not cold," Sheng Mingxuan rubbed the corners of his eyes in a tired and helpless manner, "——what do you want to say?"

Sun Mubai's eyes lit up, and gossip gushed out, "Lao Sheng, have you been in a relationship recently?"

Sheng Mingxuan was taken aback for a moment, and felt that this was not something shady, so he gave a generous "hmm".

Sun Mubai slapped his thigh excitedly, "I'll just say it! Look at your face with peach blossoms and eyes full of affection, you're clearly moistened! The people in the company are still rumoring that you have a beautiful wife hidden in your house, hehe, How can I not know your thoughts? Who would believe it!"

"..." Sheng Mingxuan was speechless, "Old Sun, is there something wrong with your choice of words?"

"No problem! Absolutely perfect! I have a piercing eye that has been honed over time!" Sun Mubai leisurely threw a bomb, "—Old Sheng, are you down there?"

Sheng Mingxuan took a sip of coffee and sprayed it on the screen.

Furiously driving away the gossip man, Sheng Mingxuan paced back and forth restlessly.

It was almost noon, and he was in a hurry to leave in the morning, and he only drank a couple of sips of the fish porridge cooked by himself, and the rest was wasted.Now that I think about it, I can't help but regret it. What's the big deal about a man who is 27 or [-] having sex with his lover? What the hell is he shy about?Do you think you are a girl with yellow flowers?

Sheng Mingxuan walked a few more steps and felt a little pain below, so he sat down resentfully.

... If I had to say it, maybe Zeyu's behavior on the bed didn't match his usual calm image. Sheng Mingxuan was shocked, and he didn't know what expression to use to face Zeyu.It was the first time he saw Ze Yu's agitated appearance—it turned out that the boy also had an emotional and eager side, and he was actually... quite attractive.

Coughing with a quick heartbeat, Sheng Mingxuan drove these messy thoughts out of his mind, and prepared to call for takeaway.

As a result, as soon as he put his hand on the receiver, the phone rang as if pinched on time. Sheng Mingxuan picked it up, and then heard the lady at the front desk say on the other end: "Manager Sheng, Mr. Zeyu is looking for you."

It was the first time that Zeyu came to Sheng Mingxuan's company alone. He was carrying an exquisite wooden box with hot food inside. He wanted to surprise Sheng Mingxuan, but he didn't expect to be stopped outside at the first pass. .

Now he had revealed his purpose, so he had no choice but to sit down calmly and wait for his lover.

Not long after Sheng Mingxuan came out of the elevator, Zeyu saw his unnatural walking posture at a glance, and couldn't help but secretly laugh.

Ze Yu stood up gracefully and said, "I'll bring you food."

Sheng Mingxuan's face was obviously stiff, he took the lunch box and said politely: "Thank you."

Then there is no text.

Ze Yu raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you going to invite me to sit up? I want to see where you work."

Sheng Mingxuan was really afraid that his colleagues would find out something, so he didn't intend to let Zeyu in, but since the other party opened his mouth, he couldn't refuse, so he had to lead the way with the lunch box emitting a burst of residual warmth.

Although Zeyu tossed a little hard the night before, but it was his first time eating meat, so it was understandable that he didn't know how to restrain himself. Besides, Zeyu was very considerate today. Sheng Mingxuan opened the lunch box and saw the delicate and delicious food. The uneasiness in my heart disappeared in a short time.

Zeyu was wearing a brown windbreaker today, with a dark stand-up collar sweater inside, which looked very clean and comfortable. After Sheng Mingxuan finished his meal, he became restless.

He walked over and sat down next to Ze Yu, put his arms around Ze Yu's waist intimately, and took a deep sniff on his neck with a hint of teasing.

Zeyu thought to himself: The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten.

He glanced at Sheng Mingxuan with the corners of his beautiful eyes, and was about to tease him, but he saw Sheng Mingxuan's expression suddenly changed, and he sneezed loudly!

Zeyu: "..."

Sheng Mingxuan rubbed his nose in embarrassment and said, "Well, the weather is getting cold..."

Zeyu finally couldn't help laughing, "Yes, it's getting cold, I'll buy you a thick dress to wear."

"How can it be done? I bought it for you, and I will treat it as your return gift for this meal."

Ze Yu nodded indifferently, and put his hands on Sheng Mingxuan's back.

Sheng Mingxuan was startled, but in the next second he felt a very warm and comfortable feeling coming from there, as if a woman's gentle hands were slowly rubbing and stroking, making him so comfortable that he couldn't help squinting his eyes.

Zeyu used spells to help him heal his back pain, leaving only a little numbness.Sheng Mingxuan held Zeyu's cold hand, sat quietly for a while, and suddenly thought of something: "Will there be festivals in your hometown?"

"If it is a festival of eating, drinking and having fun like yours, then there is no such thing as sacrifices will only be held on specific days."

Sheng Mingxuan was silent for a few seconds, and said, "My parents have been urging me to settle down early."

Zeyu is not a fool, it's not that he doesn't understand the meaning of "decided". He also knows the importance of marriage to human beings, so he asked in relief: "What are your plans?"

Sheng Mingxuan's parents didn't know his sexual orientation, but his elder brother was more or less aware of it, but he also made it clear that he hoped that his younger brother could lead a normal life of marrying a wife and having children. After all, homosexuality is not something that can be honored in today's society. Well, the reputation and status of the Sheng family cannot tolerate the slightest stain.

A few years ago Sheng Mingxuan was able to shirk the marriage because of his youth, but now that the three words are about to start, he was afraid that after a while there would be no reason to shirk.

Zeyu is a good partner, he feels very comfortable with Zeyu, and Zeyu is attractive enough to him, so he really wants to settle down with Zeyu like this.

"My parents don't know that I like men, I think..."

Before Sheng Mingxuan finished speaking, Ze Yu understood what he meant, "Don't be afraid, I will look like a woman. When it is convenient for you, I will accompany you back to meet your parents, so that they can feel at ease, huh?"

A feeling of warmth welled up in his heart, Sheng Mingxuan felt that this could not be better, Ze Yu shouldered all his worries, at this moment he found that it is really convenient to have a lover of monsters.

Unexpectedly, he hadn't been touched for a minute, and Zeyu added: "I need to pay with flesh."

"..."

The end of the new year is approaching, Tan Chen calculates the time, and it is almost time to book a flight home.

But what about Zetten?You can't take a snake on a plane.

Ze Teng waited for Tan Chen to finish his business phone call, then curled his tail and handed an orange to him, and licked his arm flatteringly, as if he also knew that his current appearance was inconvenient.

Tan Chen conveniently peeled the orange and fed it, saying, "If you can maintain your human form for three hours, at least you can pass the plane over."

Zetten tilted his head and said, "If it's three hours, I can do my best."

"...will it be forced?"

Zeten suddenly stopped moving, and his body began to emit a faint golden light.

Tan Chen suddenly had a premonition that made his heart beat wildly.He held his breath and stared at Zeten intently, his eyes almost saw Zeten through.

The little snake slowly elongated in the light, and its figure pulled away, gradually revealing a figure.

When the familiar but distant appearance was fully displayed in front of Tan Chen, he almost choked out.

Zeteng couldn't speak, he pressed Tan Chen to his chest tightly with his throat and hair, and kissed Tan Chen in a very excited way. As a result, he made such a fuss, and the newly formed human form suddenly looked like a deflated ball. He whirled back to his original shape, and turned into a sluggish snake again.

Tan Chen: "..."

Zeteng was stunned for a while, and then began to roll on the spot angrily and unwillingly, spitting, and howling...

Tan Chen wiped off the sweat that came out of excitement, "Don't be discouraged, at least you have taken the first step now, let's take it slowly..."

After that day, Ze Teng practiced more and more diligently, and he stopped pestering Tan Chen all day long, and became a real hermit at home.

Tan Chen thought silently: Is Ze Teng about to ascend? ==

More than half a month later, the old man's phone calls came one after another.

After my mother mentioned a few words, Tan Chen suddenly remembered that his father's birthday was coming soon.

He used to be busy with work, and he didn't go home to celebrate the old man's birthday for several years. This year, he survived a catastrophe and walked in front of the Palace of the King of Hell. He suddenly felt that his relatives became more and more precious, and his father was getting old day by day. What did he say this time? Don't miss the old man's birthday either.

Zeteng heard that he was more excited than Tan Chen. He barely kept his human form for four hours that day, went out to pick out gifts for his father-in-law, and brought them home happily, feeling that he was really a good son-in-law.

Seeing that his expression was not quite right, Tan Chen said, "If you feel uncomfortable, change back quickly."

Ze Yu shook his head: "Now as long as you can hold on, it's just a while, the longer the better."

Tan Chen felt sorry for him but couldn't say anything more, so he nodded.Although the maintenance time is short now, it is much better than the previous expectation that it will take more than ten years to recover the human form. He is very contented and grateful.

Zetten had a whim: "Speaking of lasting... why don't we do it! Maybe I will last forever!"

"..." Tan Chen felt cold, "Sperm is on the brain! You are hopeless!"

Zeteng couldn't help saying that he hugged Tan Chen, "Come on, come on, I haven't touched you for a long time..."

Tan Chen felt excited after being rubbed naked by him for a while, so he stopped pretending to be reserved, and fell down on the bed with Ze Teng in his arms.

This day was sunny and sunny. It seemed that he had never seen such a good weather after winter. Tan Chen woke up feeling refreshed and had a premonition that going back to his hometown would be very smooth this time.

Bringing their packed luggage, Tan Chen and Zeteng cleaned up neatly, got in the car and drove to the airport.

After more than three hours of air travel, Tan Chen finally set foot on his hometown again.

He took a deep breath and let it out quickly, "Here we are! Zeten, this is my hometown!"

At first sight, Ze Teng saw Tan Chen's happy and almost naive expression, and couldn't help but smile, "At first glance, it is a good place for outstanding individuals, and only then can people like my little Chen be raised!"

"Come on, it's useless to put a high hat on me. When you see my parents, don't say the wrong thing, and don't do anything obscene. My father has a bad heart and can't stand this stimulation."

"I know, I know, I will never make a mistake, I have practiced!" Zeteng said, clearing his throat, and said in a decent manner: "Hello, uncle and aunt, my name is Zeteng, and I am Xiaochen's friend." friend……"

Seriously, he is indeed a decent and handsome handsome man. Tan Chen patted his generous back with satisfaction, and habitually complained: "A beast in clothes."

The climate in Tan Chen's hometown is very cold, and the air coming out of his breath is a cloud of white fog. Sitting in a taxi, he and Ze Teng held hands together tacitly, feeling much warmer.

After driving the taxi for more than 40 minutes, Tan Chen finally saw his two-story bungalow.

They got out of the car, and before Zetten could speak, he saw a huge hound leaping up gracefully like a swan flying into the sky... Then he bit his shoulder with a groan!

"Heizi! Let go!" Tan Chen was taken aback, and shouted at the vicious dog.

Ze Teng was so wronged that he was terribly wronged. He immediately hugged Tan Chen and acted coquettishly, "Xiao Chen, it hurts me so much..."

Tan Chen helplessly rubbed the place where Zeteng was bitten, "The skin is rough and the flesh is thick, and it still hurts, won't you treat it yourself?"

Heizi's hair was blown all over, and he stared at Zeten with his teeth bared, making a grunting sound from his throat, as if he was ready to attack at any time.

Tan Chen couldn't help feeling a little terrified, thinking to himself that the intuition of animals is much more sensitive than that of humans, maybe Heizi must have seen something...?

——But even if it knows that Zeten is a snake, so what?Anyway, Heizi is a dog, so why would he open his mouth to tell his father something wrong?

Thinking of this, Tan Chen felt relieved, and pulled Zeteng to go home.

Holly was planted in the small courtyard, and the door of the house was always open for ventilation. Mr. Tan came out with a shovel in hand, and happened to see Tan Chen and a tall young man standing in the courtyard, looking at the family's residence. Decades old house.

"Son! You're back!" Papa Tan called loudly.

Tan Chen turned his head and walked up quickly, "Dad, why don't you stay indoors in such a cold day."

"I'm not too old to be useless!" Father Tan slapped him on the back as a gesture, and then looked at Zeteng with a smile, "Son, this is the friend you mentioned? He is a good-looking person!"

Zeteng immediately acted like a good person, and said politely, "Hello, Uncle, my name is Zetten."

Tan Chen's heart beat faster involuntarily. He knew that his father couldn't tell that it was a monster, but he still couldn't help being nervous, "Uh, Dad, my friend came back from abroad and has nowhere to go for the New Year."

"That's a good thing. Your mother and I still think the New Year is too deserted. Timing people can't be better. Come, come, come in, don't stand at the door!"

When Tan's mother heard that her son was coming home today, she had already prepared crispy meat, meatballs, and delicious big white steamed buns on the table. Tan Chen's saliva was surging on the spot—these are his favorite home-cooked dishes. How long has it been since he ate them? pass?

Tan's mother is not a fashionable person, so she didn't recognize Ze Teng. They finished their meal happily, and Tan Chen took Ze Teng into his bedroom.

Zeteng had lasted for so long and was already at the end of his strength. As soon as he entered the door, he returned to his original shape, and he lay weakly on Tan Chen's bed for comfort.

At this time, there was another sound of dog barking downstairs, each sound more urgent. Zeteng's eyes flashed, and he said, "Xiaochen, I heard that dog meat stew tastes good! It's delicious and warm to eat in winter!"

"Fuck you, the taste of snake meat is better," Tan Chen rolled his eyes at him, "My father has raised this dog for a long time, want to eat it? Dream it!"

Ze Teng twisted and lay on Tan Chen's lap, and said solemnly: "I always feel that your dog is not simple, not an ordinary person."

"I've raised it for so many years, how many taels does it weigh? Don't be suspicious there, you snake demon." Tan Chen lay on his bed and rolled contentedly, "Hey... I haven't come back for a long time. Home, it still feels so comfortable."

Seeing that Tan Chen didn't take Heizi's matter to heart, Ze Teng had nothing to say, and snuggled up to him obediently to rest his mind.

At the same time, in Father Tan's study, Heizi slowly walked in.

Father Tan knocked his slender bong against the foot of the table, his eyes were deep, "...Is that man a demon?"

"Yes, my ability is limited, so I can't see his original body, but he does have a monster aura." Heizi jumped onto the desk, lay down in front of Old Tan, wagging his tail thoughtfully.

Father Tan exhaled a wisp of white smoke, but he didn't know what to do, "You say this bastard, it's really disturbing, we don't know whether that monster is good or bad..."

"Don't worry, old chap, you'll know if it's good or bad—but that's not what I care about."

"Oh? What questions does he have?"

Heizi hesitated for a while before saying: "I told you not to get excited, I think that monster has an unusual relationship with Chen bastard..."

"Unusual? Two men, either friends or enemies, what else?"

"Oh, how can there be these two kinds of relationships in the world. Admiration and love for each other, and being in love with each other is also a kind of emotion."

Father Tan laughed and said, "Isn't that a couple? What kind of joke are you making!"