The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

During his lunch break that day, Sheng Mingxuan received a call from the lover of the snake demon.

On the other side, Zeyu's tone was indifferent, and he calmly said, "Are you free tomorrow night? I want to go to your house."

"... Staying overnight?"

"Ah."

Sheng Mingxuan was overjoyed in his heart, secretly thought that this guy had finally opened up, he actually knew how to take the initiative, and quickly responded happily.

After hanging up the phone, Manager Sheng was fidgeting. He opened the office cabinet and took out a bottle of fine wine. He rubbed the thick bottle and began to imagine the wonderful dinner for the two of them.

Need candles and roses? ——Anyway, this is the first time that Zeyu offered to live in his house. If it goes well, maybe they will...

But having said that, Ze Yu is not interested in these romantic things, in case he was busy for a long time but was laughed at...

Forget it, if you are ridiculed, you will be ridiculed. After finally having the opportunity to spend the night together, it is time to plan carefully.

Manager Sheng was uncharacteristically that day, and stood up from his seat as soon as it was off-duty time. His posture was like a college student who was in get out of class at noon rushing to the cafeteria to grab a meal.The colleague was surprised and said, "Hey, Manager Sheng is in a hurry today, right?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, so I'll take a step first." Sheng Mingxuan raised his hand, and walked towards the elevator as quickly as a fledgling young man, leaving behind a group of people who were guessing. .

"Manager Sheng is rushing for a date?"

"What's the date? I haven't heard that he is a beautiful woman in a golden house? There is a beautiful wife at home, she is beautiful!"

"What?! Manager Sheng is married? I thought he was single!"

"It's true, Xiao Yang went to his house to see it in person, and retreated on the spot. The enemy is too powerful. I advise you young girls to quickly change their targets..."

No matter what his colleagues said, Sheng Mingxuan was really looking like he was rushing to see his lover at the moment - there was a large bouquet of roses in the car, and he was humming a tune, not to mention how happy he was.

Not long after "Yuxuan Building" was close in front of him, Sheng Mingxuan's relaxed mood suddenly became tense when he saw the antique building.Obviously, he and Zeyu have known each other for a long time, but he still can't calmly face this monster lover.

Sheng Mingxuan unconsciously freed up a hand and touched the small card on the rose, wondering if Zeyu would smile when he saw this flower, or would he remain expressionless?

After such a rapt effort, the car had already arrived in front of the restaurant.

Sheng Mingxuan got off the car gracefully, and when he looked up, he was surprised to see that there seemed to be some commotion happening at the door.

I saw a man who was obviously drunk grabbing the lobby manager's collar, with a liver-colored face, and a nasty smell of alcohol from his mouth: "Damn it's a broken restaurant that needs to limit, limit—— Selling rice? Are you kidding me! Call—call your boss out!"

"Sorry, today's materials are indeed exhausted, you can make an appointment tomorrow..."

"Fart! Can the restaurant still have... materials?! Pretend to be your uncle!"

Sheng Mingxuan stepped forward with a frown, and clasped the drunk man's wrist, "Sir, the herbal diet here is originally sold in limited quantities, please come back after you figure it out."

The drunk squinted his hazy eyes and looked at Sheng Mingxuan. Seeing the obvious contempt and disgust on this handsome man's face, he immediately became furious: "You are the boss?!"

"Yes, I am."

The lobby manager hesitated and said, "Mr. Sheng, otherwise I'd better ask Mr. Ze to come down..."

"Don't call him." Sheng Mingxuan turned to the drunk man, "Sir, please move, you are blocking the door and other guests cannot come in."

As he spoke, he signaled to the manager of the lobby to open the normally closed viewing door and arrange for the guests to pass through there.

Seeing that this person didn't want to talk to him at all, the drunk man felt very lonely and could not help but become angry from embarrassment.

In fact, Sheng Mingxuan didn't intend to expand the commotion, because you have no reason to talk to the drunk, as long as you find a way to get him to leave, everything will be fine.

Together with the hotel staff, he cleared the flow of passengers at the door, and was about to turn around and persuade the drunk to leave, but suddenly his vision went dark, and he saw something falling towards his forehead quickly!

At that moment, there was only one thought in Sheng Mingxuan's mind: Ah, this lunatic actually hit me with a flowerpot...

"Snapped!!"

There was a loud noise, but it was not the sound of Sheng Mingxuan's head opening.

Sheng Mingxuan lowered his arms in great doubt, only to find that the flower pot exploded before it touched him, and the debris and soil were scattered all over the ground.

Everyone watched this scene in astonishment. In this quiet atmosphere, there was a clear sound of unhurried footsteps coming down from the second floor.

Ze Yu raised his eyebrows, he was smiling, but his eyes were completely cold.

He went straight to Sheng Mingxuan, held his hand in full view, and asked worriedly, "Are you injured?"

"...No." Sheng Mingxuan withdrew his hand embarrassedly, and seated the guests.

When the guests saw the authentic boss appearing, they knew that there was no excitement to watch, and they all went to do what they should do, leaving only the drunk man who lost his composure just now.

"Okay, sir, now we can talk about the issue of compensation," Ze Yuyun lightly brushed the dust off Sheng Mingxuan's body, "You smashed a Jiaqing blue and white Eight Immortals basin in my store, I don't want to make money from you money, but I don’t want to lose it in vain, so you can just make up your mind and pay [-].”

The man suddenly woke up when he heard the price!Angrily pointing at the fragments on the ground, he shouted: "Such a broken pot can be worth [-] yuan?! Besides, I didn't break it!"

"It's obviously broken in your hands, and there are all the witnesses and physical evidence. Are you planning to renege on the debt?" Ze Yu raised the corner of his mouth with a gloomy expression, "Or do you want to go to the police station with me...to have a detailed talk?"

The stern and soft-hearted man immediately faltered, turned around and ran away, faster than a rabbit.

Sheng Mingxuan smiled, and said: "You are so smooth in telling your lies."

"I'm not lying, it's indeed an antique." Ze Yu looked slightly regretful as he watched the waiter clean up the debris, but soon he was relieved, "It's better that you are fine in comparison."

Sheng Mingxuan touched his nose shyly, blushing a little from his undisguised concern, suddenly felt that Zeyu's way of doing so was truly domineering, and it was too formalistic and disgusting for him to buy a bunch of flowers.

Therefore, when Ze Yu asked if the flowers in the car were for him, Sheng Mingxuan hesitated for a while before nodding slightly.

Zeyu really did what he thought, his expression didn't fluctuate much, and Sheng Mingxuan didn't even know whether he liked or hated the flower.

Just when Manager Sheng felt a little annoyed, a cold touch suddenly came from his lips.

When he reacted, he realized that he was kissed by Ze Yu.

Seeing Sheng Mingxuan's embarrassment and pretending to be calm, Zeyu finally couldn't help showing a smile: "Look at the road, we're about to hit you."

"..."

Since he was returned with a kiss, it means that Zeyu at least doesn't hate the flowers he sent...?

The ingredients at home were all ready-made, as well as the green and natural game that Zeyu caught from the mountains last time, so the two bypassed the supermarket and drove home directly.

Standing in the kitchen and looking at Ze Yu wearing an apron and holding a kitchen knife, for a moment, Sheng Mingxuan felt that she was his new wife.

Usually, because Zeyu was too serious, Sheng Mingxuan never had the opportunity to joke with him and talk about himself like a normal couple, which is commonly known as "flirting", but now such a lively opportunity is in front of him Of course, Manager Sheng is not willing to miss it.

"Zeyu, you really look like a virtuous wife. If my mother sees it, she will be very pleased."

Without turning his head, Ze Yu quickly sliced ​​a fish into thin slices with a knife, "You have drawn this conclusion too early. It is still unknown who we will be married to."

Sheng Mingxuan's heart moved: "Otherwise, let's confirm the status of husband and wife tonight?" He didn't believe that Ze Yu, who was like a blank sheet of paper in matters of love, was capable of eating him, so of course he acted preemptively and used all methods to make Ze Yu When Yu is interested, his future offensive status can be established in this way...

Manager Sheng made a good plan, but he didn't know that his confident expression had already fallen into Zeyu's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Zeyu remained calm, and quickly put the fish into the pot: "Of course, I have lived for so long, and I still don't know the taste of meat."

The moon rises harmoniously again, how many chrysanthemums will bloom tonight?

Let's turn the picture to the two Sheng Yu who are sitting face to face on the bed after eating and taking a shower.

Zeyu was wearing a white bathrobe, and his jade-like skin was still stained with water droplets, which was extraordinarily radiant and charming under the light of the dim yellow wall lamp.Sheng Mingxuan's eyes kept lingering on his slender neck and strong calves, and his mouth became dry.

The person who was being raped untied the belt of his bathrobe very frankly, revealing his whole body, "We are a couple, if you want to see it, you can just say it, I will not refuse."

Sheng Mingxuan was so moved that he was about to burst into tears. He stretched out his hand, paused in the air, and turned to lightly cover the back of Zeyu's hand.

After all, this is the first time, he can't be too hasty, he must take his time...

Ze Yu said calmly, "Where do you want to touch first?"

Sheng Mingxuan choked for a moment, thinking that since he was so generous, he didn't need to pretend to be a gentleman all the time, so he sat closer and put his arms around Zeyu's shoulders, "...Don't be so passive, It's like I'm forcing you."

Ze Yu also put his arms around him, and the two of them formed a warm embrace, with their naked upper bodies pressed together, "You want me to take the initiative?"

Sheng Mingxuan kissed him on the ear with a smile: "It's not...but no one would be willing to sing a one-man show in this kind of thing, right?"

As he spoke, he carefully touched Ze Yu's soft lips, rubbed them nostalgicly for a while, then gently pried open his teeth, hooking the other's tongue and dancing together.

Ze Yu half-closed his eyes, and there was a moist black light between the fine eyelashes. Sheng Mingxuan couldn't help beating his heart like a drum when he saw it. Kissing him as if sucking all his breath away.

Zeyu was a little surprised. He had the impression that Sheng Mingxuan was always polite and to the point when he kissed him. He had never shown such a posture that seemed to swallow him up.

A few minutes later, the two parted lips, and Zeyu looked at Sheng Mingxuan thoughtfully.

Sheng Mingxuan felt uncomfortable when he saw him, and said, "You really are so calm no matter what time you are." It made him want to see Ze Yu's expression when he loses control...

Ze Yu said: "No, this feels different from what the elder brother said."

"...Why is it different?"

"He said, it's very happy, when the interest is strong, he will go crazy and can't tell the points..."

Sheng Mingxuan was embarrassed by Ze Teng's mysterious description, put his arms around Ze Yu and said, "Then let's try? See if you feel that way?"

Zeyu's eyes flickered slightly, and he said, "Then... okay."

Sheng Mingxuan put him down, and began to kiss every part of his body tenderly and meticulously.

Zeyu's breathing became a little louder, and he gradually relaxed under the meticulous love of the other party. At that moment, he even thought: It seems good to just keep doing this...

However, when something was squeezed into his body, Ze Yu, who had a ruddy complexion, suddenly tensed up, almost moaned in horror, his eyes widened!

Sheng Mingxuan was taken aback, "It hurts?" It's just a finger... Even if it's a young child, it wouldn't hurt like this?

Ze Yu's face was pale, and he nodded pitifully, "It hurts."

Sheng Mingxuan felt very distressed, "Then I'll be gentle...?"

He moved a little again, and Zeyu's forehead immediately broke out in cold sweat, and even his lips began to tremble, "No, it hurts..."

Sheng Mingxuan was very confused, "What should I do, relax, don't be nervous..."

Zeyu took a few deep breaths, but no matter what, he just cried out for pain, which made Sheng Mingxuan very frustrated, and even began to reflect on whether his hands were too thick.

In the end Zeyu looked at Sheng Mingxuan with his beautiful black eyes, and said weakly, "Otherwise, I'll do it instead."

"..."

Although this is somewhat different from Sheng Mingxuan's previous idea, seeing his lover like this, no matter how unwilling he is, he can't force it to go on. The most important thing is that he always has an inexplicable soft-heartedness towards Zeyu. It is impossible to refuse any request from the other party.

When Zeyu successfully hit the base on Sheng Mingxuan, Sheng Mingxuan suddenly realized that he seemed to be in a thief's boat.

Zeyu had said before that with his current cultivation, he could change any part of his body at will - of course, including that one.

After Sheng Mingxuan felt something obviously swell in his body in horror, he finally said with regret: "You... have planned it long ago?"

Ze Yu answered the wrong question and asked, "I really hurt." As he spoke, he straightened his slender but not weak waist.

"..."

*****

In the morning, when Tan Chen packed his luggage and planned to go back to his hometown, Ze Teng excitedly came over and said, "Honey, your senior brother was eaten!"

"Eating?" Tan Chen was taken aback for a moment before he realized what the words meant, "...Fuck, your brother is really quick!"

"Of course! The man in my family must seize the opportunity to eat until the other party is powerless to resist..." Zeteng noticed Tan Chen's dark face as dark as the bottom of the pot in the middle of speaking, and immediately slipped away in a playful manner.

It is now able to talk to Tan Chen, but the matter of turning into a human form is still far away in Tan Chen's view, but being able to talk is a kind of progress, and Tan Chen still has hope for it.

"If it weren't for seeing how vulnerable you are now, I would definitely beat you to death..." Tan Chen angrily put his clothes into the suitcase, and was struggling to figure out how to tell his parents about Zeteng.

It is obviously not a wise move to bring this snake in front of the old man. His father will definitely pick up a shovel and shoot Zeten to death and send him to a mental hospital==.Besides, even if Zetten can become a human being, it will take a lot of courage to tell his parents "this man is my partner"...

Tan Chen sighed, and couldn't help but think, if only Ze Teng could become a woman like Ze Yu, then everything would be resolved.

Little did they know that Tan Chen was worrying on this side, and Sheng Mingxuan's level of depression on the other side could be said to have increased unabated compared to him.

Zeyu brought a bowl of fragrant fish porridge to the bed, and touched Sheng Mingxuan's waist thoughtfully: "Does it still hurt?"

Sheng Mingxuan was so embarrassed that he wanted to get under the covers, and pretended to be calm and said: "...It's okay."

"Well, it seems that I am not strong enough." Ze Yu smiled tacitly, and helped him up, "Okay, when are you going to be awkward, didn't you always hope that this would happen to us?"

In Sheng Mingxuan's mind, there are thousands of alpacas galloping past - I hope so!But this is not the same as I hoped!

When Zeyu went out to wash clothes, Sheng Mingxuan beat the mattress bitterly twice, and the lover's teasing laughter came from outside the door: "Are you thinking now, if money is hard to buy, I knew it earlier?"

Sheng Mingxuan cleared his hoarse throat, picked up the fish porridge and took a sip, "I feel sorry for your inexperience."

"Although it's my first time, judging from your reaction last night, I did pretty well."

"..."

"Sorry, I'll try to make it easier for you next time."

Sheng Mingxuan simply didn't want to stay in this room anymore, he got up and got dressed with difficulty: "I'll go to work first..."

"Don't move, I have already asked for leave for you, and I will use magic to cure your back pain later."

"Thank you, Zeyu, I really don't need it!" Sheng Mingxuan roared in grief and anger, and quickly finished tidying up and rushed out of the house.

Ze Yu smiled and sniffed the residual smell in the air, and secretly said, the future will be long.