The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

Tan Chen escaped and was caught, so he was too embarrassed to look at him.

"Xiao Chen, where are you going?" The golden python's bewitching pupils stared at him intently, with the word "uncomfortable" written all over his face!

Tan Chen said in embarrassment: "...there is no wine at home, I plan to go out and buy two bottles."

Without saying a word, Zetten stretched his long tail towards the refrigerator, pried open the door, rolled out a bottle of red wine, and slapped it on the bedside table.

Tan Chen: "..."

Zetten said, "Drink."

Tan Chen was so guilty that he had to open the cap of the bottle and take two gulps. He accidentally got too strong and coughed.

Zetten's heart ached immediately, and he swept the red wine bottle to the ground to hold him down and breathed with his tail, "Don't drink it, don't drink it...do you still feel uncomfortable?"

Tan Chen's eyes coughed up a layer of water, and he shook his head, "Let's say it first, if I really can't stand it, you must stop immediately."

After a fierce ideological struggle, Zetten nodded resignedly but helplessly.

Under the soft mattress and the cold body of the giant python, Tan Chen struggled to breathe, closed his eyes solemnly and said, "...at most once."

Zeten leaned his head against him and let out a low laugh that only he could hear, "Okay, once."

The snake's letter and the warm tongue of a person are completely different in touch, it looks like a dark red slender flame, but when licked on the skin, it is like a slightly blunt hard object, which is very itchy, and even scratches a little painful.

Tan Chen moved impatiently, and when he opened his eyes, he saw many red marks on the skin of his chest, burning hot.

To be honest, entangled with this form of Zetten, there is always more fear than joy.Although Tan Chen tried his best to relax, but his body was as stiff as a rock, and he had to be on guard against being licked all the time—but it turned out that although Ze Teng was emotionally excited, he still knew how to behave, and soon Take the letter back.

"Huh..." Tan Chen's chest heaved up and down, don't turn your head and think to yourself, these three hours are not long or short, as long as you dawdle and get over it quickly, Ze Teng will take him as soon as he turns back into a snake There is a way...

Zeteng seemed to guess what he was thinking, and bit Tan Chen lightly—it was very well controlled, and the sharp teeth were only slightly sunk into the flesh, which made Tan Chen feel a slight sting.

"Don't use your teeth indiscriminately, I'm not into SM!" Tan Chen pushed his nose away with his palm.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I won't bite you anymore..." Zetten leaned over and kissed him, but unfortunately he didn't have lips, and that action was like a chicken pecking at rice.

Tan Chen suddenly felt a little sad, put his arms around its neck and pulled it down, and kissed the top of Zeteng's head.

"Hurry up, my mother has a plane tomorrow morning, and I have to see her off."

Hearing this, Zetten rubbed his neck again, then raised the tip of his tail, and carefully separated his lover's knees that were tightly together.

Tan Chen was suddenly caught by something cold and smooth, and suddenly let out a low gasp deep in his throat, even his voice was trembling: "Woo... slow down...!"

"You told me to hurry up just now..."

"Is there you... like this?! Ah..." Tan Chen's face seemed to be smudged with a layer of crimson watercolor, his eyebrows were tightly frowned, his lips were slightly parted, and it was the most terrible expression.

Zetten felt very regretful as he moved—it really wanted to kiss his lover and stretch out his arms to hug him, but unfortunately it can't do anything now...

——It would be great if I could restore the human form sooner.

It would have been nice if he had chased Xiaochen back in time when Xiaochen left angrily that day.

"Xiao Chen... hug me, okay?"

Zetten put his head beside Tan Chen's pillow, and Tan Chen could see the moist and gentle eyes of the python when he turned his head sideways.There were mixed feelings in his heart for a moment, and he couldn't help obeying Zeteng's words, and gently hugged that thick body.

Tan Chen still remembers the first time he saw Ze Teng Hua back to his real body, it was on the way to his hometown.

Previously, on Zeteng's monthly estrus day, as long as they had fun in time, they could effectively prevent Zeten from turning into a half-human, half-demon appearance, so Tan Chen never thought that he would do such a thing with Zeteng's real body.

Although it feels absurd, men are lower-body animals after all, and they don't care too much when the tide of emotion strikes. In addition, the snake tail is really flexible, and it uses "lightly, slowly, twirling, wiping and picking" with great proficiency. It didn't take long for Tan Chen to Disarmed and surrendered, the army was defeated, panting for heat, showing a dazed and happy expression under the giant python.

Seeing that the time was right, Zeteng eagerly opened the bedside table, took out a tube of stuff from inside and put it on Tan Chen's firm belly, wriggling and saying, "Honey, paint it yourself!"

Tan Chen's face suddenly turned from red to black. He didn't say anything, but gave Ze Teng a vicious look.

Ze Teng's eyes were piercing, and he made a loud swallowing sound behind Tan Chen.

"..." Tan Chen turned around, his eyes half-closed, "Okay, you..."

Zetten raised his waist with his tail, "Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, if you feel uncomfortable, just say it."

Tan Chen slapped him on the mouth with a dark face, "I will get this debt back from you after you recover your human form."

Zeten stepped forward cautiously, "...OK."

*****

The next day when Tan Chen woke up, the sun was already high. He first stared blankly at the ceiling for a while, then sat up abruptly, feeling sore and painful all over, and almost fell back into the bedding.

Turning around, the alarm clock turned off at some point, and then looked at the time—two o'clock in the afternoon, my mother probably arrived at my hometown almost!

Tan Chen yelled angrily: "Zetteng!!"

The little snake wriggled and swam in quickly, its delicate and exquisite body was in stark contrast to the gigantic one from last night.

"You know I'm going to see my mother off today, why didn't you wake me up?!"

Ze Teng said aggrievedly, "I asked Ze Yu to send our mother off, I am not...seeing that you are so tired..."

Tan Chen heaved a sigh of relief, now that someone saw him off, he felt more at ease.So I took my phone and planned to call home to say hello.

It was Father Tan who answered the phone. The old man's heart was not very good. Mother Tan came to visit her son alone without telling Tan Chen's affairs. When she learned that Xiao Chen was safe, her appetite and mood improved immediately. Yu Xu babbled a long list and told him to come to his house as a guest in the future.

"Son, is your stomach problem better?" Father Tan smiled cheerfully at the other end, and Tan Chen replied naturally: "I've been fine for a long time, I just drank a little more wine that day, Dad, don't worry about it."

"Oh..." Father Tan said again, "Since there is nothing wrong with your health, let's find a time to come back. It will be a year since you go out. Dad wants to see you, it is really harder than going to heaven..."

"It's not that exaggerated," Tan Chen smiled, "Sure, I'll go home earlier at the end of this year, so I can spend more time with you."

After hanging up the phone, Tan Chen picked up Zeteng and put it in his palm. Thinking of how much he tormented him last night, he didn't feel angry, "If my parents see your daughter-in-law, they shouldn't panic. Heart attack..."

Zeteng spat out the letter, "Xiao Chen, are you sure I'm a daughter-in-law?"

"Don't you?!" Tan Chen angrily stuffed it under the pillow, "Give some sunshine and it will be brilliant!"

Zeten poked his head out with difficulty, "I was wrong dear..."

Tan Chen ignored him and began to think about how to confess to his family about himself and Zeteng.

For the elderly, whether their children's lover is "same sex" or "monster", it is enough to challenge their psychological endurance. What's more, Zeten is a wonderful person who has both in one. If Tan Chen loves him again I also feel like I can't speak.

Zetten was no fool, and it wasn't that he couldn't guess what he was worrying about.

"Xiao Chen, I don't care about my status or anything, it doesn't matter if you don't tell them..."

Tan Chen sighed, with a helpless face, "If I don't tell them, do I have to keep it a secret for the rest of my life? I'm not young anymore. Although my parents know I'm busy and rarely mention it, my relatives all hint that I will get married and have a baby sooner." The grandson hugs them... My parents are so old, I don't want to lie to them."

As Tan Chen talked, he felt very guilty. He couldn't let his parents take their grandchildren to play in the spacious compound like other old people, depriving them of the family happiness in the last stage of their lives.

The atmosphere between the two suddenly became heavy, Ze Teng had no position to persuade Tan Chen, because they were not his parents after all, even if he was willing to respect the two old people as his own parents, he also understood " A monster of unknown origin" is so worthless compared to "cute little grandson"...

While they were worrying about each other, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Tan Chen came back to his senses, placed Zetten in the bedroom to prevent him from scaring the guests, and then walked quickly to open the door.

A woman with an enchanting figure and big curly hair appeared in front of her.She wears a toad mirror that covers half of her face, her plump red lips are moist and attractive, her neck is thin and slender, she is really a sexy stunner.

Just as Tan Chen wondered who this beauty was looking for, she saw her jumping up on her toes, and gave him a suffocatingly passionate hug head-on!

"Baby Xiaochen~~I miss you so much~~~"

Jin Song happened to be leaving for work, and his jaw dropped when he saw this scene, "Tan, brother Tan Chen...you have a new love...?!"

"Change your sister!" Tan Chen stripped the beauty off his body, "Mom, why are you here?"

... Jin Song's jaw can't close anymore.

"Mommy heard that you were injured, so she brought some yams for you to mend."

Tan Chen saw that Ze Teng's mother was kind and didn't blame him for taking away her son's cultivation, so he couldn't help but feel his nose sour.

"...Well, thank you, come in and sit down."

"Oh—this is your home, it's so beautiful and warm!" Mother Ze's eyes were full of envy, "That's great, Mommy is a little tired of that dark cave, and wants to play here for a while~ "

"Of course it's okay. Just tell me what you want to eat and play, and I will accompany you all the way." Tan Chen poured orange juice for Zeteng's mother, then sat next to her, hesitating to speak.

"Just say what you want, mom, listen." Ze's mother gave him an encouraging look.

"...Okay," Tan Chen nodded, and continued after a while, "I'm sorry about this time, Zeten..."

"I thought it was something!" Ze's mother interrupted him, shaking her hair indifferently, "My stupid son did the right thing! A man is born to protect his wife! I'm proud of him!"

With a shopping card in his mouth, Zetten tapped the ground rapidly and continuously, making a clapping-like sound.

Tan Chen: "..."

"It's a good thing he saved you. If he doesn't, I'll screw his ears!" Ze Ma waved to Xiao Snake, "Come here, son."

Zetten swam over with twists and turns, opened his mouth and swallowed a small red fruit.

"Cinnabar is also spiritual fruit, eat two a day, remember to cooperate with the snake clan mentality," Ze's mother said solemnly, "Use it with caution during pregnancy and breastfeeding."

Tan Chen: "..."

Zetten: "..."

Mother Ze covered her face shyly: "I hate you bad boys! Mommy finally learned a human language..."

After a while, Ze Yu also arrived.

The young man changed into a black Tang suit with dark gold cloud patterns today, which made his skin white as snow and his eyebrows handsome.

Tan Chen admired secretly in his heart. Fortunately, my brother-in-law's ambition is to open a restaurant, otherwise he would be a shining new star in the fashion industry.

Ze's mother affectionately pulled Ze Yu to her side, and scratched his straight nose, "Didn't you say you found a wife last time, why didn't you bring it to Mom to see?"

Tan Chen's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at Zeyu.

Ze Yu's face was calm, "He is shy and refuses to come to Brother Chen's house."

... Tan Chen had an epiphany.

In front of the person he once pursued, he was taken down by a kid who looked like he was in his teens.

"Really, why are the family ashamed? Mom even prepared a gift for him..."

Zeyu smiled invisibly: "I set up a banquet in the restaurant, is mother interested in trying the food I developed?"

Ze's mother immediately rejoiced and said, "Of course! Let's go, your chest is on your back..."

Tan Chen and Ze Teng had been tossing and tossing for a long time, and now his stomach is empty, so he picked up Ze Teng and put it in his pocket, and the four of them set off to Ze Yu's restaurant together.

At the same time, Sheng Mingxuan was sitting in the private seat of "Yuxuan Building", which is hard to find nowadays, feeling uneasy.

He stared at his watch three times, counting down the time to meet his future mother-in-law...if he could really get along with Ze Yu to that extent.

...hope all goes well.

Finally, there was a faint chatter and laughter from the stairs, Sheng Mingxuan straightened his back with excitement, and automatically showed the most friendly expression on his face.

The beautiful waiter in classical attire opened the curtain, and Ze Yu and his party, three people and a snake appeared in front of them.

Seeing the enchanting beauty in the middle, Sheng Mingxuan suddenly became flustered, the words "Hello Auntie" stuck in his throat like a mess, and he couldn't spit it out.

Ze Yu introduced: "Mother, this is the person I mentioned to you."

Sheng Mingxuan's face twitched again and again, and he greeted Tan Chen with difficulty while holding back his smile: "...Auntie, hello, my name is Sheng Mingxuan."

Ze's mother frowned and looked at him for a while, Ze Yu's expression was normal, but Sheng Mingxuan's heart was beating a small drum - why didn't this future mother-in-law speak?Could it be that you are very dissatisfied with him?Does he need to ask Xiao Chen for some secrets to get along with his mother-in-law peacefully...

Just when Sheng Mingxuan was extremely messy, the beauty's mother-in-law finally said, "Xiao Yu, why do you all like men?"

Tan Chen: "..."

Sheng Mingxuan: "..."

Ze Yu said expressionlessly: "Contribute to family planning—everyone sit down."