The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

The tranquil and comforting atmosphere just now disappeared suddenly. Tan Chen held the thin piebald snake in his palm in astonishment, and asked with a touch of luck, "...you can recover after a short rest, right?"

Zeteng couldn't lie to Tan Chen, nodding his head very hard.

The scenery in front of Tan Chen's eyes was suddenly blurred, like a layer of mist, he clenched his teeth and looked at the pale ceiling, crying so silently.

He can't remember how many years ago it was when he cried like this. When he was a child, he fell down a hill and fell and was injured. He didn't cry either, as if Tan Chen never took these bumps and bumps to heart, and always exuded an unbeatable aura.

However, now, facing his lover who exhausted all his mana for him, he couldn't hold back the urge to cry no matter what, and couldn't stop at all, as if he wanted to drain all the tears in his life.

Zetten clung to his forearm anxiously, unable to reach out to wipe him, and unable to comfort him, he could only rub against Tan Chen vigorously, and even deliberately twisted into funny shapes to make him happy-but these were of no avail. Tan Chen's tears don't fall like money, just like a faucet.

At this time, the door was pushed open with a "bang", and Ze Yu walked in holding the box that Ze Teng had slept in Tan Chen's house before, gently picked up the little snake and put it in, then put his hand on Tan Chen's and shook violently "Brother Chen, this is the elder brother's own choice. Don't be too sad, and don't feel indebted to him. You may not be able to transform into a human form by practicing from scratch. It's just a matter of time."

Tan Chen took a deep breath, turned his head with staring red eyes, and asked in a hoarse voice, "How long will it take?"

"With my parents and I helping him, it can be decades at least, or hundreds of years at most," Zeyu paused, "You don't have to worry about this matter, as long as you rest at ease, I will take my eldest brother back after you recover, There are also many elixir, which are very good for him."

Tan Chen was startled, although he was reluctant, he still nodded in agreement.

With his back turned to him, Ze Yu fed several pieces of cooked meat to Ze Teng, "Brother Chen, if you meet the right person during this time...you don't have to wait for Big Brother."

Tan Chen's heart was shocked, and he suddenly looked at Ze Teng who was coiled in the box.

——It still had that quiet, lifeless appearance, even when it heard this kind of words, it didn't react at all, it actually acquiesced.

Tan Chen was stunned, "What do you mean? I can't wait?"

"No, that's not the case," Ze Yu hurriedly explained, "But Brother Chen, your life is too short after all, and I don't know when it will be when Big Brother becomes human again, we just don't want you to delay..."

"What kind of words is this? How could it be a delay? If it weren't for Zetten, I would be a dead man now. I love him, and I can't accept anyone else."

Ze Teng and Ze Yu froze at the same time.

Tan Chen has always been an introverted, even somewhat awkward person. He has never said the fact that "he loves Ze Teng" so clearly, so when these three words came out, both Ze Teng and Ze Yu thought they were ears Something is wrong.

Zetten's box rang loudly, and Tan Chen asked in surprise, "What's wrong with him?"

Ze Yu gave Ze Teng a sympathetic look, "...he's so happy, he's dancing."—It's a pity that the elder brother can't transform into a human form now, otherwise, Brother Chen, you would have been thrown down long ago...

After making such a fuss, Tan Chen felt a lot better. He secretly thought that if he really couldn't wait for Zeteng within the limited time, then he would continue his life. When Zeteng proposed before, his reason could still prevail. But now in this situation, Tan Chen felt that he couldn't take care of so much. Compared with Zeteng, other things instantly became secondary.

...Love is a terrible thing.

It's a pity that he met too late, and the distance between the two was in vain.

In the evening, Zeyu brought dinner, and during the meal and chat, he said that he would teach Tan Chen a spell.

Tan Chen wondered: "I can still learn this?" What happened?Has the society advocated that everyone practice immortality?

Zeyu's expression was more puzzled than his, "Of course, you now have the [-]% power of big brother. If you make good use of it, you can strengthen your body and prolong your life, not to mention a small spell-but beginners should not overuse it, be slow. Accumulate experience slowly and figure out the way by yourself.”

Zetten nodded in agreement.

Tan Chen became interested: "What kind of spell is it? The kind that can beat others?"

Zeyu glanced at him speechlessly: "No, it's the one I used that can spy on people's hearts."

Tan Chen didn't expect that Zeyu would teach him this spell, so he couldn't help being stunned.

Ze Yu poked Ze Teng's head with his finger, and was bitten by the idiot brother in a snake state, "Heh... Big brother can't speak or write now, you have to find a way to understand what he wants to say. Don't worry, I will teach you Yours is only at the elementary level, so don’t worry about it affecting your interpersonal relationship, but don’t use this spell lightly, sometimes it’s more comfortable to be a little confused.”

Tan Chen nodded as if realizing something, "I understand this."

"Then let's start, you listen well..."

*****

Half a month later, Tan Chen was discharged from the hospital.

Seeing that he was still alive and well, his colleagues happily said that they would invite Tan Chen to dinner together, so as to get rid of his bad luck. Naturally, Tan Chen couldn't take away everyone's kindness, so he happily agreed.

Ever since Ze Teng heard Tan Chen say "I love him", his whole body... no, the whole snake has melted, and now he refuses to leave Tan Chen even half a step. Ze Yu mentioned several times that he would take him back to the mountains Unwilling, in the end there was nothing he could do, so the good brother had to go pick some medicine and bring it home to help him practice.

Although Zeten was clingy to an unprecedented degree, and almost moved all his nests into Tan Chen's pockets, but Tan Chen did not show any objection to his behavior, on the contrary, he became friendly and really put him in his pockets. Taking care of him like his own pet, and holding it in his hands for fear of falling, really made Zetten live a comfortable life.

However, the most distressing thing is that since Zeten lost the ability to transform into a human form, "a certain aspect" of the two people has become discordant.

Tan Chen was in a meeting that day, and when he was speaking, he suddenly felt something moving in the top pocket of his shirt. At first, he thought that Zeten was not sleeping well, so he adjusted his posture, and specially leaned forward slightly to make it easier for Zeten. , but gradually something went wrong, the idiot snake actually rubbed the bump on his chest back and forth, making Tan Chen's scalp numb, and he insisted on finishing the meeting with that weird feeling.

When he returned to the office, he took Zetten out of his pocket and threw him on the sofa. He wanted to teach him not to do this in a formal occasion next time, but after seeing the pitiful and innocent eyes of the little snake, Tan Chen felt inexplicably soft-hearted. It's too late, the words are stuck in my throat and I can't spit them out.

Ze Yu flicked his tail, motioning Tan Chen to touch himself.

Tan Chen used the spell Zeyu taught him to sense what Ze Teng wanted to say, put his hand on top of Ze Teng's head for a few seconds, he was suddenly taken aback, and then blushed: "...Oh, that's it..."

It turned out that Zetten had endured it for too long and couldn't hold back his physical needs. ==

Tan Chen slowly withdrew his hand and scratched his hair, his ears felt a little hot, but then he felt it was funny—they couldn’t do anything with Zetten’s current state... Maybe he wanted to find a female snake for Zetten ?

Zeteng looked at Tan Chen with hopeful eyes, and stretched out Xinzi to lick his hand flatteringly. Tan Chen laughed out itchy: "You are so ugly and still thinking about this? Then what do you think? "

Zetten, mind transmission: "I have my own way, will you agree?"

Tan Chen turned his eyes away and said: "...There is nothing you can't agree to, I'm afraid you won't succeed."

Zeteng writhed happily when he heard this, and Tan Chen felt very puzzled when he saw it being so happy.I thought that Zeteng would ask him to help with his hands at most, but after returning home at night, something happened that made Tan Chen immediately regret agreeing to Zeteng.

It was the time when the moon was dark and the wind was high and passionate. One person and one snake ate dinner and took a bath, and Tan Chen lay down on the bed and began to read the newly bought magazines.

Not long after, Zeteng climbed onto his stomach along the foot of the bed, rubbed his head against his stomach, and bit the magazine and pulled it, as if he was jealous that the newspaper had attracted Tan Chen's attention.

"Don't make trouble, let me read this article." Tan Chen casually picked it up and put it aside, Zeten regained his belly angrily, and said through voice transmission: "It's XX time now!"

Tan Chen paused, and looked at him with sympathetic and regretful eyes: "...Even if I am willing, you have to have that ability. Even if we switch positions this time, I can't...sex you."

Zetten thought for a while, "Say": "If I'm not in human form, wouldn't you be willing?"

Ever since he exhausted his mana, Tan Chen basically responded to his requests, but in this situation, even if he agreed, there was no real meaning, so Tan Chen simply put down the magazine and said, "Okay, you come."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zetten suddenly raised his head to stare at him, and then inexplicably transmitted a voice: "Don't stop in the middle."

Tan Chen's forehead was tensed with blue veins, and when he was about to refute, he saw a dazzling golden light suddenly appearing from Ze Teng's body!

——He froze on the spot as if he had been struck by lightning, and then his heart burst into crazy joy!

"Zeten...you can use spells? When did it happen?!"

The little snake quickly grew bigger in the golden light, like a balloon being inflated, and turned into the original giant python in a blink of an eye, surrounding Tan Chen intimately.

"I can maintain my real body form for three hours...Xiao Chen, I will try my best to recover as soon as possible, and I will never let you wait too long." He touched Tan Chen's lips with his mouth, as if kissing him.

——Actually, there was no expression on Snake's face, but Tan Chen felt his love from his envious actions, and couldn't help but feel a little sour in his heart.

Tan Chen grinned happily for a while, and suddenly realized a serious problem!

"Wait a minute, are you planning to use this appearance to follow me..."

Zetten nodded confidently, "You have already promised me!"

Tan Chen's face was smeared with a layer of wall dust, "I thought you were joking!?"

Zeten opened his mouth, and two huge teeth gleamed coldly under the chandelier, "It's too much! I'm begging you so seriously! You think I'm joking!"

Tan Chen shivered suddenly, his scalp was numb as if poured with a layer of boiling oil.

"Wait, let me slow down first..."

"Okay then, hurry up and slow down!"

Zetten smacked his lips expectantly, like a dog with a big pot of meat and bones in front of him.

Tan Chen silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that if he really went on with Zeteng, he would definitely die today... And then tomorrow's small newspaper front page will be "The man died tragically at home, suspected of being violent." Invasion", and then there will be a small advertisement for hemorrhoids...

Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Zeteng flicked his bowl-thick tail anxiously, "Xiao Chen, have you made up your mind?"

Tan Chen stared at the so-called "wedding ring" on the ring finger of his left hand, hesitating, "You have to be so anxious for a while? Can't you make me think again?!"

Zeteng was burning with desire and didn't dare to force him, so he nodded reluctantly.

Tan Chen thought for a while, propped his forehead and said, "No, I'm still a little nervous, you wait for me here, I'll go have a few drinks."

Zetten laughed at him without losing the opportunity: "So you will be nervous too! Go, go, I'll wait for you!"

Tan Chen greeted Ze Teng seventeen or eight times in his heart, and he still smiled dryly with his mouth twitching: "Of course...you wait for me, don't fall asleep!"

"Yeah!" Zetten shook his head happily, "Come back soon, dear!"——It turned out that Xiao Chen was shy!That's right, it is so majestic and mighty, Xiaochen should be afraid!Well, it must be tender later...

Zeteng smiled lewdly in his heart while watching Tan Chen walk into the living room quickly, and at the same time imagining the other person's blushing cheeks and frowning forcibly drinking calmly. Fa-rectification on the spot!

In fact... using red wine as an auxiliary prop for flirting is also very good!

As soon as this thought came up, Zeten straightened up excitedly, intending to persuade Tan Chen to play some special games with him.As a result, it just poked its head out of the bedroom door excitedly, just in time to see Tan Chen walking out lightly with his waist in his hands and shoes in his hands...

Ze Teng's face turned black on the spot, his tail was cut and curled upside down, and he easily brought Tan Chen back to the bed and fixed him, his whole body was covered with a strong cold, like a howling north wind.