The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

Question: What should I do if I encounter a monster?

beat?Definitely can't beat it.

— Then run away!Waiting for food!

Tan Chen silently counted "three, two, one" in his heart, turned around decisively, and ran away in the direction of home!

There seemed to be an eager and helpless scream from the snake behind him, but Tan Chen couldn't care about anything, only the word "run" was in his mind, the door was getting closer and closer, and he was out of breath , that action is not like going home, but like a house robbery!

After finally locking the door, Tan Chen sat down on the ground and gasped for breath, only then did he realize that the sensations in his limbs were gradually flowing back, his whole body was heavy and sore, and his mind was blank...

The room was so quiet that only the slight sound of the air conditioner operating could be heard. After hinting to himself N times, Tan Chen finally stood up with his weak legs, planning to take a shower first, no matter what happened just now, it was right It's a dream, I forget it after I sleep, I wake up tomorrow and the sun rises as usual 18 years later, I will be a hero again...

The water flows along the lotus head and sprinkles all over the body, comfortable and gentle like a woman's hand, Tan Chen's mood gradually calmed down.

"Damn it..." He thumped his head hard—the animal spoke?Is there something wrong with him or something wrong with the world?Why did the snake follow him?Is it to harm someone or...

It's no wonder that Tan Chen is too vigilant, anyone who sees monsters in the middle of the night won't think of the bright side, right?Although there is a senior Bai Suzhen there, who can guarantee that this guy is the second Bai Suzhen?What's more, listening to its voice, it doesn't look like a mother's, so it's more reliable to say it's Mr. Bai!

Tan Chen, a good young man who grew up under the red flag, has never believed in these ghosts and monsters. He would rather think that he was too tired to work so that he had a damn auditory hallucination.Regardless of whether what happened just now is true or false, it is useless to think too much now, it is serious to go to sleep as soon as possible!

When he got out of the bathroom, he saw a warm yellow wall lamp swaying softly in the living room, and his favorite wine glass and lighter were placed on the coffee table.

Tan Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

...Just say it!In the perfect 21st century, where will there be monsters, it is simply to scare oneself.

He was completely relieved, smiled and strode towards the bedroom.

The size of this bedroom is not considered spacious. Tan Chen bought a two-person room. It is full with a big bed, a computer desk, and a wardrobe. The location is well arranged, and it doesn't look crowded.

But when he walked in today, he didn't have the usual warm feeling, but a sudden chill.

——Everywhere I looked, I saw a big mountain bump on the bed, and there was an indescribable weirdness in the dark room.

Two words quickly flashed through his mind: Corpse? !

Tan Chen was taken aback by this thought, and for a moment his hands froze on the switch, refusing to press it.

How could there be someone on his bed, the bed was clearly made when he went out in the morning, where did this thing come from?Even if it is a thief, there is no reason to sleep in his bed?

Tan Chen thought of calling the police at that time. He touched his trouser pocket and secretly said "Oops" - I was scared by the talking snake and left the phone outside, and I haven't picked it up yet!

He has never encountered such a fucking situation, there are demons outside the door, and thieves at home, it is a dilemma!

After hesitating for a moment, Tan Chen decided that it is better to ask for help than to ask for himself!

The leader once said: self-reliance, sufficient food and clothing, killing demons and demons, and carrying forward...

Tan Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took out a rolling pin from the kitchen, walked into the bedroom with a rustle, walked on tiptoe to the bed, narrowed his eyes, and held his breath!

"Boom"! !

The rolling pin hit the uninvited guest on the forehead with a force of shattering force!

"Ouch--!!"

Hearing a heart-piercing scream, the thing jumped up, covered its forehead and started running around wildly!Tan Chen took advantage of the chaos and turned on the light. When he saw it, he was dumbfounded—the one he hit was actually a man!And he's a naked runner!

I saw the thing that appeared in his house inexplicably without a trace, because of the sudden strong light, he covered his eyes with his arms, and shrank in the corner with a timid appearance, just like a good man who was robbed and insulted by robbers.

What surprised Tan Chen was not this, but the man's extremely eye-catching perfect figure - wide shoulders, narrow waist, well-defined muscles, and two slender legs like a handsome male model on a catwalk.His hair is very black and long, with elegant waves like natural curls, and each strand is shining with a dark luster.

If he hadn't exposed his crotch X, it must be a wonderful picture ==, of course, nudity is also a kind of art...

Professional sensitivity made Tan Chen feel an unexplainable impulse. He quickly stepped forward, grabbed the man's arm and said, "Who are you? Why are you at my house? Take your hand off!"

The exhibitionist covered his face with his hands, "Don't, it will scare you..."

Tan Chen froze for a moment—this guy's voice was so magnetic, just like the male host of a late-night radio station.

"Why, with such a good figure, does she have the face of a sister Feng? Take it down and let me have a look, and I won't hold you accountable for breaking into a private house."

"...Really?" It seemed a little shaken.

"Of course it's true." - Fuck you sister!How can I not pursue it, when the laws of our country are just for you to play with? !If you really dare to grow up to pollute the environment, I will twist you to the police station in the next second!

"...But I'm scary...you..." The other party's tone was slightly puzzled, but there was no obvious resistance as before.

Tan Chen looked at him strangely.

This man's chin is impeccable. Even though the upper half of his face is completely covered by him, the mouth is really charming, with a graceful and slightly thin shape, and the two ends are slightly upturned. It makes people want to... Kiss go up.

Tan Chen was startled suddenly, coughed twice in embarrassment, and broke his hand forcefully: "Two eyes, one nose and one mouth, how can it be scary? Be quick, I don't have that much patience!"

After a long time of hard work, the arm was finally taken off by him.

The naked man concealed Lushan's true face. After seeing this face, Tan Chen was speechless for a few seconds.

... What a handsome man!

A pair of long eyebrows flying obliquely into the temples, and a straight nose bridge.His eyes were tightly closed, his eyeliner was like two crescent moons, and his eyelashes were like the fine and slender feathers of a bird, trembling slightly under Tan Chen's almost fascinated gaze.

Due to work reasons, Tan Chen has seen many beautiful men and women, but he has never seen a man who is so handsome without any embellishment in reality.

Every line on his body is natural, as deep as a god walking out of Greek legends.Tan Chen's mind was shocked, and he realized that he was stunned. He couldn't help lowering his voice and said nervously, "Open your eyes..."

——You can have such a demeanor with your eyes closed, but if you show those eyes, how thrilling will it be?

Unexpectedly, this time the other party resisted very resolutely: "No!" The tone was decisive, and there was no room for maneuver.

"...I've seen his face anyway! Why not!" Tan Chen even forgot to pursue him for breaking into his house without permission, and his mind was full of wanting to see the true face of the handsome naked man in front of him, waving his paws to pull him His eyelids!

It's not that Tan Chen is lustful, but that he is engaged in the advertising industry, so he naturally wants to win over such a huge potential stock. If this person can really sign with their company, it will definitely cause a huge wave in the fashion industry in the future!He has this confidence!

"No, this is absolutely not allowed..." The naked man was very opposed to opening his eyes, and his attitude was a little weird.

After Tan Chen's initial excitement, his tone was no longer as eager as before.He sat on the bed and grabbed the naked man's arm, and said with a persuasive taste: "Oh, you broke into our house just to face me like a blind man? Or...you can't see?"

The naked man shook his head: "I'm not blind, I'm just afraid that I might scare you."

"Pinkeye?"

"……no."

"cataract?"

"……no."

"Damn, don't tell me that you have no eyeballs like a female ghost, then you better not open your eyes." Tan Chen picked up the phone in the bedroom as if to call the police, and the naked man panicked when he heard it: "No, No...my eyes are different from yours..."

Tan Chen held his outstretched hand, took a breath and said, "I am mentally prepared, as long as you are not in the above three situations, I can almost accept it."

There was silence between the two, and Tan Chen saw that the naked man's eyelashes were trembling quickly—he was shaking.

Very good, it seems that this matter is not without room for negotiation, and then I will spend a while with him, if I don't believe him, he will not give in...

Finally, the other party nodded slightly in compromise, with a serious expression as if attending a child's parent meeting for the first time: "...Okay, but you have to promise me that no matter what you see, don't drive me away."

Tan Chen nodded furiously: "Of course." Just kidding, he would never forgive himself for letting a beautiful man go for nothing!

Hearing what he said, the naked man curled the corners of his mouth in peace of mind, and finally slowly opened his mysterious eyes.

At that moment, Tan Chen's heartbeat froze.

Many conjectures flashed through his mind, but he never expected that what he witnessed would be such a scene.

There was a faint golden color in the eyeballs, translucent and clear like glass, but the two black pupils stood erect in it as thin as a line...

Tan Chen's hands began to tremble unconsciously, and the sense of fear spread wildly from the bottom of his heart in an instant.

His chest heaved violently, and he took a sharp step back.

——This inexplicable man in front of him actually has a pair of evil beast eyes!