The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

"What's wrong with this tuberculosis thing? Shaking your head to create a sense of decadence?"

Tan Chen looked at the listless piebald python in the iron cage, and stamped his feet irritably.

"Old Tan... No, I'm really sorry, he's usually very energetic, and I don't know what's going on, but when he meets strangers, he becomes like this..."

Lao Wang, the owner of the boa constrictor, smiled and flew over secretly with a stern look - I haven't gotten paid yet, so how dare you go out of your way to try!If you don't chop it up at home, you'll be damned!

"What I want is a 'robust and exposed' snake king, not a noodle, OK?!" Tan Chen looked around, and almost everyone was already in place, only the piebald python, which is an important shooting prop, could not enter the state yet.He was so anxious that his mouth was almost blistered, and he scolded Lao Wang like a machine gun: "How did you promise me in advance? The result is that you are so cowardly? Who will be responsible for delaying work?"

"No problem, no problem...give me 3 minutes, and I'll definitely get it done! Absolutely!" Lao Wang wiped off his sweat and assured him again and again. Tan Chen was so busy that he didn't talk nonsense to him, and planned to go to the back to get the bottle first. Mineral water moistens the throat.

As soon as Tan Chen turned around, the piebald python in the cage suddenly straightened up, and its head hit the hard railing with a "boom"!

It didn't seem to feel any pain at all, and it twisted back and forth anxiously, even trying to squeeze out of the narrow gap between the railings...

"Oh, what is this about self-mutilation?!" Old Wang was taken aback, opened the cage door and brought it out, "Hey, boy over there, help me!"

The piebald python was wilting at first, but now it looks like it has been injected with chicken blood. No matter how strong Lao Wang is, he can't beat it after all. With a slip of his hand, he just watched it swim towards Tan Chen quickly. !

The Taiwanese girl next to her screamed loudly: "Boss! Be careful!"

Tan Chen trembled, subconsciously went to hide but was a step too late, the piebald python took the opportunity to crawl up on him along his calf, entwined around Tan Chen's waist like a vine, his eyes glowed green, and hissed out a bright red letter!

"..."

The atmosphere froze for a moment, and no one dared to act rashly.

Although this snake is not poisonous, if it is so entangled, Boss Tan may be paralyzed from now on...

"Boss, boss...don't move, I'll push it away..." Xiao Li, the subordinate, was eager to savior, picked up the folding camera stand, and poked at the piebald python cautiously.

A bean-sized bead of sweat oozes from Tan Chen's forehead. He feels that the snake is swimming up his waist, icy and slippery, and goose bumps are brushed by the place it crawled over. Weird and uncomfortable!

Xiao Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and was just about to pick the snake off with a camera stand, but saw it turn around and stare at it coldly with dangerous eyes!

Xiao Li suddenly panicked and dared not go any further.

Tan Chen secretly screamed, his heart was beating wildly, and he was thinking that if this beast wanted to bite him, he must protect his vital parts immediately, even if it was not poisonous, a few bloody holes would be enough for him to suffer ...

Time passed by second by second, and the air was so oppressive that it was difficult for him to breathe.

However, unexpectedly, the snake that had been imprisoned for a long time did not make any aggressive moves towards Tan Chen.It swam around Tan Chen like a curious child, and obediently returned to the ground.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Several assistants swarmed up and surrounded the piebald python. Lao Wang, whose calves were trembling with fright just now, said triumphantly, "I told you it doesn't bite, and it won't bite if you put your hand in front of it..."

Tan Chen was shocked, although his heart was really ups and downs, but as a leader, he couldn't lose his composure on the surface.He sat down as calmly as he could, watching the snake being sent to the photography stage and obediently lying on the male model's sexy shoulders.I don't know if it was his illusion, but Tan Chen always felt that the snake seemed to be staring at him...

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In this way, the filming finally ended, and the time was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.

Tan Chen took everyone out to a restaurant to eat and drink, and the sky was almost dark.

Lao Wang is his college classmate. He recently got such a piebald python from somewhere. He originally planned to sell it in a hotel, but he heard that Tan Chen just needed a snake to shoot a promotional poster, so he recommended himself and brought it here. Add some income.Tan Chen felt that this was very convenient and could help his old classmates. It was a win-win situation, so he agreed without thinking too much.Fortunately, today's shooting went smoothly. Except for a small incident that can be ignored in the middle, everything else is perfect, and the final photos are not bad.

Even if the work at this stage is over, it will be completed later and handed over to the client.

Lao Wang, who got the reward, was blushing from drinking, hooked Tan Chen's shoulder and slurred his speech: "My son recently paid his tuition by pointing at this money... Lao Tan, thank you this time... from now on... hiccup! If If you need a brother, do—just open your mouth..."

"Come on, what can you help me with..." Tan Chen pushed away Wang, who was smelling of alcohol, and asked his subordinates to drive him back, while he himself got into the newly bought Audi A6.

When reversing the car, Tan Chen suddenly heard a heart-piercing roar from Lao Wang's direction: "My snake ran away——!"

Startled, he quickly opened the car door and walked down, "What's going on?"

Old Wang was sober from the wine, and with a mournful face, he stomped his feet and shouted, "Look! Look! It's gone! My snake is gone!"

Tan Chen glanced at the big cage in his hand, it was really empty, and the cage door was still wide open—it seemed that the snake took advantage of everyone's surprise to bite open the cage and slipped away. I can't tell that this beast looks listless and has a brain. Pretty clever!

Old Wang tugged at Tan Chen's sleeves with tears in his eyes, "What can I do... My son's tuition fee has not been paid, and my wife is still sick... Ouch... If I hadn't brought it out today, how could it have died?" Lose it..."

Tan Chen was disturbed, thought for a while, took out his wallet and took a few old people's heads and stuffed them into his hands: "Take it, and pay your son's tuition."

Old Wang managed to stop his tears, and looked at Tan Chen anxiously.

Tan Chen gave him another one: "This is for your wife to buy some supplements. Don't play mahjong all day long. Hurry up and find a job to do. The whole family counts on you."

"Hey, hey..." Old Wang joyfully put the money into his pocket and walked away, not forgetting to turn his head and give Tan Chen a thumbs up: "Thank you, Old Tan! Good people are rewarded!"

Standing next to Tan Chen, the Taiwanese girl pouted softly and said softly, "Boss, why did you give him money, he will spend it again soon..."

"Oh, this is his business. Let's go, I'll take you home." Tan Chen opened the car door and gestured "please" to her, looking very chic.

Xiaoyun raised her head and glanced at the handsome little boss, blushing quietly: "Yeah!"

After delivering the subordinate safely to the door of the house, Tan Chen drove back in the car, while thinking in his mind that he would take a shower first, read a few pages of books, and then go to bed early... Maybe he can go out for a meal by himself tomorrow as a reward? ...Forget it, he likes to stay at home, so let's make do with a home-cooked meal.

Ten minutes later, the Audi A10 drove into the entrance of the community. Tan Chen parked it in his own parking space, turned off the engine and got out of the car.

After walking a few steps, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Looking back, I found that the back cover of my car had been opened by someone at some point, and it was so dark that it looked like a big mouth...

Tan Chen was suspicious, he went back and lifted the back cover, his eyes widened, and he almost yelled out!

——Just say why I didn’t find it!It turned out that the beast was lying on his head in his car!

"Damn it, scare me!" Tan Chen couldn't help but swear, it was the dead snake running around that caused him to lose money! ——That's all, let Lao Wang come over and take his idiot snake back, and the money will be given to him...

Tan Chen took out his mobile phone and was about to dial a number, when a panicked shout suddenly sounded from beside him: "Don't call!"

Tan Chen's lips trembled, he turned his head stiffly like clockwork, and looked at the snake.

"..."

Just now... who was talking?

It doesn't make sense... There is only one snake here besides him, so of course he didn't say that, could it be...?

Tan Chen was stunned for a while, amused by his imagination of the Arabian Nights—how can animals speak human language, and imagine such unrealistic things at such an age, could it be that he is still a child at heart?

He sighed and shook his head, picked up the phone and continued to dial.

At this moment, the voice sounded again, more frightened and anxious than before: "Don't hit! Don't hit! Please!"

Tan Chen's hands and feet were suddenly cold, and he couldn't help shaking anymore, his scalp began to tingle violently, and his throat seemed to be blocked by something.

The corners of his eyes twitched wildly, staring at the snake for a long, long time, and finally said like an idiot: "Are you... talking to me?"

The piebald python nodded heavily.

Tan Chen was dizzy, and the phone fell to the ground with a snap.