When I came out I picked up a nemesis

It is no longer possible to tell who is smelling whose fragrance, like swans wrapped around their necks, and before falling asleep, they always talk at night.

"It is said that couples should be honest. Although we haven't reached such a relationship yet, I think you should be vaccinated in advance."

Han Qiao squinted his eyes, as if he was going to fall asleep first, but in fact he didn't feel much sleepiness.

It would be cruel to sleep with someone who was in love with someone who "conspired" against him, but Han Qiao agreed to Xie Ruiyan's repeated requests.

After all, it was the oath he made, Xie Ruiyan can do whatever he likes.The two had also fallen asleep together before, even though it was only the next day, and there was no reason to break the established behavior pattern.

Sure enough, Xie Ruiyan was very interested in the topic of confessing a little secret, and the sleepiness also flew away.

"about what?"

"My weight."

Xie Ruiyan couldn't make up his mind.

Han Qiao is Han Qiao, and at 1.9 meters tall, he must be much heavier than ordinary people. Even when he hugs Han Qiao, he occasionally feels his waist shiver.

For this reason, during Han Qiao's business trip for more than half a month, Xie Ruiyan practiced diligently, kept fit, and got rid of the habit of eating three bowls of rice. The lost four-pack abs came back, and the shape was more attractive than before .

In the past, he wanted to use his figure to attract the girls he liked.

Now, he only wants to attract Han Qiao, but he doesn't know why the other party's heart is rock-solid, and he remains unmoved in the face of such a "beauty".

I'm afraid it's not straight, but Boss Han wants to study hard to be a 1, so people don't understand him very well.

A new problem appeared, which was the "weight" in Han Qiao's mouth.

Xie Ruiyan thought backwards and came to a conclusion: "You used to be as thin as a monkey? Like a paper man who can fly away when the wind blows?"

Han Qiao straightened Xie Ruiyan's thinking again.

"On the contrary. When I was in the third year of junior high school, I was under a lot of pressure to go to school. I was almost 200 catties. After a bad test, Teacher Han hugged me and cried, which made my weight increase by more than 100 catties, like blowing up a balloon. "

When Han Qiao said this, his tone was brisk, as if he was talking about something quite amusing, "People give me the nicknames Han Balloon, White Dough, and Angel Yeast. That may be the pinnacle of my nicknames."

"and after?"

Xie Ruiyan cheered up. After all, inspirational stories about losing weight and getting thinner are always classics.

"Later, I was admitted to a key high school, worked hard to lose 150 pounds, got promoted and raised my salary, and finally achieved what I am today. My little secret is over."

Xie Ruiyan: "?"

Is the pacing of the story just off, anticlimactic?

If you look at the rhythm of being admitted to a key high school, it is impossible to finally take the adult college entrance examination.

Xie Ruiyan looked at Han Qiao, thinking that he could no longer be fooled by this man's breezy smile.

"It's short and has no details. You just made it up to bluff me. It's true."

"It's an inspirational story, bedtime version."

"Horror fairy tales are right, who can lose weight so fast, so much, and still have such a good figure now."

Ever since her eight-pack abs became fat to only four, Xie Ruiyan has not stopped exercising. He realizes that as he grows older, shaping his body is not as easy as when he was young. Just by being thin casually, you can lose all the muscles in your body. That's why thin people's abs are worthless.

Before Han Qiao came back, he intensified his devil training, followed X-Sport aerobics, and tortured his stomach, and even put in unimaginable sweat for ordinary people.

On the other hand, Han Qiao's figure has always been stable, tall and slender, with a thin waist, and the outline of eight-pack abs on his fair skin.

He only wears a pair of long pajama pants after taking a bath, and his upper body is always generous and undisguised, swaying his overlord pheromones free of money.

After the hot weather, Xie Ruiyan simply followed Han Qiao's appearance, walking around the house shirtless, wearing only a pair of boxer shorts, which was even more extreme than Han Qiao.

I don't even wear board shorts when I sleep.

But ever since Han Qiao revealed what he was doing without sleeping at night, Xie Ruiyan no longer had the method to fall asleep comfortably all over his body. Not only his pants, but even a full set of pajamas were fully equipped, so he barely slept in formal clothes.

Sleep was extremely uncomfortable, but the undue restlessness was completely gone.

Coupled with the nonsense bedtime stories Han Qiao told him, he couldn't have a good dream anyway, and he woke up naturally after falling asleep.

Xie Ruiyan pinched the corner of the quilt, raised it above his head, and covered his head to sleep: "I'm asleep, don't cue."

"I hope you don't gain weight in your dreams."

Xie Ruiyan replied sullenly: "Thank you for your wishes, it doesn't matter if you gain weight, it's just a dream."

Whatever it is, Xie Ruiyan dreamed of himself in high school, no longer surrounded by students, no longer piled up with love letters, and no longer in love with his first love, but only a full 300 pounds of himself.

The face is round, the body is round, the limbs are round, walking on the road like a ball rolling.

Xie Ruiyan was ridiculed by his classmates, determined to lose weight, and returned home crying, but his father satirized him even more, took a guitar and patted his stomach, saying he wanted to make him look flat.

In a fit of anger, Xie Ruiyan knocked Xie Chengzhang into the air with the belly of a Q bomb.

Xie Chengzhang turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the sky.

I have to say that this dream took a different approach, and it was quite refreshing.

And Han Qiao, who was also developing horizontally, suddenly appeared, with a face like white dough, and called Xie Ruiyan's name: "Xiao Xie, do you want some biscuits?"

Even though it is the fat version of Han Qiao, Xie Ruiyan still thinks that the spherical Mr. Han is ugly, it is better to say that he is more cute because he tends to the Q version.

Xie Ruiyan in the dream who just wanted to lose weight immediately forgot about the flag, and put his hand into Han Qiao's baking tray.

The two held up the biscuit and touched each other.

"Respect fat!"

"Three hundred catties!"

"Xiao Xie, Xie Ruiyan, get up quickly."

"Well... sleep a little longer..."

"There are Xiaolongbao this morning, do you want to eat?"

"Small steamed buns?" Xie Rui sat up from the bed, opened his eyes, and clenched his teeth, "I want to eat!"

"It's really a dog. You bit off your hair."

What Xie Ruiyan was worried about finally happened. He spat out the hair in his mouth, and fell silent looking at Han Qiao's side bangs that were "gnawed by dogs".

"It's okay, I'll fix it myself later." Han Qiao put his hand under the quilt, and covered it against Xie Ruiyan's leg, "You overslept today, it's 09:30, it's really rare."

Xie Ruiyan yawned, thinking of the scene in his dream: "I dreamed that I was fat."

"Eight-pack turned into four-pack?"

"It became a piece!"

"Ha, this is really a nightmare." Han Qiao pushed Xie Ruiyan's back, and pushed the lazy man into the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face. "There is a rowing machine upstairs with first-class body shaping functions. Have you used it?"

"I haven't used it. Mr. Liu often comes over to rub it. Your sweat is on it."

"In this regard, your cleanliness is no less serious than mine. I don't sweat much, and I wipe it off every time I exercise."

Xie Ruiyan was pushed to the bathroom by Han Qiao. While brushing his teeth, he nodded his head in sleepiness, and looked up at the two people in the mirror: "Yeah."

"What's the matter, silly expression?"

After brushing his teeth, Xie Ruiyan turned his face and asked, "Were you really 300 catties before?"

"Ah."

Han Qiao raised his hand and wiped the toothpaste foam off Xie Ruiyan's mouth.

He likes this taste very much, it is a sour and sweet lemon flavor, it was in his mouth before, and it is also in Xie Ruiyan's mouth now.

They are not perfect cohabitants in the strict sense. You bring many toiletries to my place, and I take them to yours. They are gradually mixed up. I can’t tell which one is whose, and I don’t know whose master bathroom is. I think Use whichever you use.

The living area seemed to be out of planning. Han Qiao didn't like a life that was out of control, but because it was Xie Ruiyan, he thought it was not bad.

It's not ordinary good, it's very good.

Thinking of the breath of this person at home, the breath he exhaled was inhaled by him, and there was an inexplicable ambiguous feeling in his lungs.

This feeling began to appear very early, until the day Xie Ruiyan confessed, it completely turned into love.

Han Qiao said casually: "Maybe I will bounce back in the future, and now I rely on work and exercise."

"Three hundred catties is real, do you mind?"

After Han Qiao asked, he saw Xie Ruiyan turn around, no longer looking at him in the mirror, but face to face, holding his face.

There was still a bit of toothpaste foam on Xie Ruiyan's hand, which flew away when he was blown by his lips, and the remaining foam slowly disappeared, turning into a fresh smell, which rubbed against Han Qiao's face.

Suppose the whiteness is not toothpaste but something else.

Han Qiao closed his eyes, the rabbit in his heart stopped jumping, and sighed with him.

He can accept it, if he likes it, he doesn't desire it to such an extent, but he really doesn't hate it.

But can Xie Ruiyan accept it?He weighs three hundred catties?

"Ruiyan, do you...mind?"

Xie Ruiyan didn't notice the twists and turns in Boss Ba's heart at all, and told what he had heard.

"No, I heard that the skin will become loose after losing weight, and it needs surgery to repair it. The surgery is very painful, and the recovery period is uncomfortable and hard. So I wonder if you are kidding me."

Hearing the words "very hard work", Han Qiao was slightly taken aback: "You know a lot of cold knowledge."

"Butler Wang taught me. He is a retired mercenary and knows a lot, but he and his cooking aunt were fired because they bought eggs at a discount online."

"Uncle Fugui here is also a mercenary, and now he is the captain of Fuxi's bodyguard team. He is generally responsible for protecting researchers with low military strength." Han Qiao pressed his face to him, and slowly rubbed against Xie Ruiyan, "It's okay, Even if Steward Wang doesn't stay in the Xie family, he can live well elsewhere."

"I still want to know, is it true that you are so skinny? Have you..."

Han Qiao raised his eyebrows, his suppressed mood just now mostly healed, and he revealed a little calmly: "Of course I have undergone repair surgery."

Xie Ruiyan was shocked: "Really?"

"It's a secret, Liu Ling doesn't even know about it."

Han Qiao put his palm down and pressed against the surgical site and said, "Other places have recovered well through exercise, but the skin around the thighs and the root are the only ones that are severely slack. I had surgery for repairs two years ago. It's still there, do you want to see it?"

Han Qiao asked solemnly. After all, the scars were obvious. When he went swimming occasionally, he would always be asked by strangers. He never did what Xie Ruiyan did at home, wearing only a pair of short beach pants and swaying around.

I'm afraid that others won't see his slender legs, which look like some beautiful mermaid tail.

However, Xie Ruiyan heard nothing but key words: "Can I see Mr. Han's thighs and roots?"

Han Qiao: "?"

They are clearly discussing serious matters, but why are they so... arousing people's imagination?

Han Qiao smiled and sighed: "Yes, you can watch it, do you want to watch it? You come and take off."

Xie Ruiyan shook his head: "No now, you haven't accepted me yet, it's too offensive. When our relationship gets better, I'll make an appointment with Mr. Han in advance, is that okay?"

Han Qiao laughed: "That's a very formal way of saying it."

"Would it upset you if I said that?"

"No, I just think that you are too cute, and your cuteness will make me look perverted."

Xie Ruiyan's blush came back, against the wheat-colored skin, it looked more and more like cherries-flavored amber wine.

"If we have to decide who is more perverted, I hope it's me."

After all, he is the man who woke Mr. Han up in the middle of the night, and no one can match him. After posting such a post on the Weibo of "Spoiled by Mr. H", a few onlookers expressed that you are the one who can Sassy stuff that pissed people off.

Xie Ruiyan: "Oh."

With reliable doctors, the use of human body pillows has gradually decreased.

Under Xie Ruiyan's repeated requests, the time they slept separately increased.

Sometimes Han Qiao would walk into Xie Ruiyan's room and kiss him goodnight.

There is a difference between kissing the forehead and kissing the lips. It used to be dry, and it is not so much now.

"Kiss you, why are you about to fall asleep?"

"The conditioned reflex after many years. Don't you do the same, you doze off when you look at my dimples."

Han Qiao tucked in the quilt: "I'm leaving, good night."

Xie Ruiyan grabbed Han Qiao's sleeve: "Wait."

"Xiao Zhuang always pulls people's sleeves. His bad habit comes from persuading fights. He tore his impulsive sister, and tore many sleeves of Liu Dong and me. You shouldn't learn from him."

"Assistant Zhuang is very nice. When I asked him about you, he told me everything in detail. He always wanted me to treat you better. Would you like to stay tonight? I don't want you to go."

"It was you who said to sleep separately."

"I always regret what I say, but I don't regret saying that I like you. I like you a little more today, so I want you to stay with me."

The corners of Xie Ruiyan's lips were slightly raised, and he turned sideways under the quilt, trying to reach Han Qiao's side, his wheat-colored neck became more and more slender, and it glowed like oily flowers under the goose yellow light.

"You are really the boss's little wife." Han Qiao frowned, "Do you want to hear a bedtime story? I'll get the book, or do you want to touch my scar?"

"No... I think, have you ever tried sleeping on tatami with someone?"

"No. Do you want to try?"

"Want to try?"

"Okay, just try it."

The two of them slept on tatami together, which was different from what they imagined. It was neither romantic nor warm.

Xie Ruiyan: "It's so hot."

Han Qiao: "It's crowded."

"I regret it, take back your words just now, like a little wife trying to keep her husband."

Mr. Han read cooperatively: "Han Qiao withdrew a message."

Xie Ruiyan couldn't hold back when he heard this stalk, and hugged him tightly with a smile: "Why did you think of buying a size of 1.7 meters, is there anyone of this size in the family?"

"I bought this after Zhuang Bi was kicked out by his sister. It's useless."

At that time, Zhuang Bi had just resigned from Dachang and jumped to Fuxi, while her sister Zhuang Yan was still working overtime in the 007 working mode.

Sister and brother depend on each other for life. Sister Zhuang feels that he was cheated by Han Qiao. What kind of future can he have in electronic musical instruments? From her experience, it is good to last for two years. Yes, I was wasting my brother's time.

Zhuang Bi has a facial paralysis, and he has no expression when quarreling. He once became a troublemaker in the public relations department.During that quarrel, he made Zhuang Yan so angry that he died. In the end, Zhuang Yan kicked him out, saying that this was her house, so get out and don't come back.

"Then Xiaozhuang was picked up by me."

"Han is always a professional when it comes to picking people up." Xie Rui glanced at Ba Zong's sturdy and slender bee waist calmly, resisting the urge to pinch the round pair, "In the end Zhuang Zhu and his Is your sister reconciled?"

"It's reconciled. Zhuang Yan never said who's house is going to get out. Xiao Zhuang has also mortgaged to buy a house and has his own home. Zhuang Yan is also in Fuxi now, and she jumped over last year."

"You are awesome, I like this 'bedtime story' from Mr. Han today."

Xie Ruiyan still messed up after all, smiled quietly after pinching, let go of the hand holding his waist, and gave a pair of thumbs up for Fuxi, and also for Han Qiao.

Han Qiao was not angry when he pinched him, but the tatami was very crowded, and the two of them were getting hotter and hotter. It was okay in winter, but now they are already sweating.

"After the story is over, if you feel crowded, I can go back to sleep."

The sleeves were pulled again.

Xie Ruiyan shook his head: "Don't go."

Han Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Boss Yan, you love acting like a baby so much."

"You're still clingy when you're drunk, and I didn't even mention you!"

"Huh? Is it not me who is being treated as a horse? You bad dog."

"...The past is unbearable. When you get drunk in the future, I will record it for you. You are the bad cat." Xie Ruiyan asked in a low voice, with a nasal voice, "You come and go. Kissing my forehead is irresponsible."

"You obviously want me to sleep better too."

Xie Ruiyan's quiet thoughtfulness was ruthlessly pierced by Han Qiao. He yelled "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Lifting the quilt, the princess picked up Han Qiao, sprinted five meters from the cat room, and rushed into the master bedroom.

Xie Ruiyan threw Han Qiao forcefully onto the soft and elastic bed, and climbed up himself, with his limbs tightly entwined like an octopus, vowing not to let either of them fall off the bed.

Han Qiao was about to die of laughter from him, and he had difficulty breathing under the heavy love: "I have reason to suspect that you have a sucker."

Xie Ruiyan curled his lips: "Whatever you say, even if you call me to thank the octopus. You can't save the doctor's treatment or the efficacy of my medicine. I regret it. I want to sleep with you, every day."

"Why are you so persistent?"

"You are still focusing on the third generation of products recently, so you should sleep well."

"Did Liu Ling tell you? Why is he telling you everything now?"

"Because I have charisma."

Han Qiao nodded in agreement: "That's right."

"I'll just tell a joke, why don't you refute me, it will embarrass me so much."

"I can still give you a kiss, so that you can feel what an awkward square is."

"You said that you wouldn't kiss me until you made up your mind." Xie Rui said in a proverb, "I'll see if you want to kiss me when I get dressed as a woman."

Han Qiao hugged him and found the most comfortable sleeping position for them to sleep in so far.

Han Qiao asked, "Do you want to kiss me now?"

He closed his eyes, pursed his lips slightly, and let out a subtle hum from his nose, which was a seductive signal.

Electricity burned from Xie Ruiyan's brain all the way to his whole body.

Xie Ruiyan thought of Mr. Han's flushed cheeks and mist in his eyes when he kissed him for the first time.

Gan, dna moved!

He can rush now!

Xie Ruiyan clamped his legs tightly, humming and rehabilitating himself.

Sure enough, sleeping together is not such a good idea, too bad.

"So kissing is also within the forbidden range, don't seduce me and I'll tell you. Kissing on the bed, do you know what the consequences will be?"

"I will kiss, stick, rub, and finally become an unmanageable situation." Han Qiao has never done similar things, but he has seen it before, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to be unmanageable, baby?"

"..."

"Do you want to?"

"I don't want to be dealt with and I don't want to deal with you! How can you do this!" Xie Ruiyan said this sentence hungry wolf low howling, licking his back molars and adding, "I'll wait for you to be my boyfriend, otherwise I won't do anything I won’t do it! Don’t tease me, go to bed quickly!”

Han Qiao adjusted his comfortable sleeping position and leaned his neck on Xie Ruiyan's arm.

He smells so good.He just wants to be smelled by me.

"Good night, baby."

"Good night, baby!"

The author has something to say: [Dog food slow-moving help assistant]

Zhuang Bi: Someone say good night baby?

Zhuang Yan: Go to sleep, brother, there is everything in the dream.