When I came out I picked up a nemesis

This is an unexpected "April Fool's Day gift", limited edition, only one.

Xie Ruiyan could have dismissed it with the words April Fool's Day, but he didn't want to say that, preferring to treat himself like a dog.

It is his wish to be loved ones, and it is his wish to kiss for 2 minutes.If it weren't for Han Qiao's look of "being hit", Xie Ruiyan might have been able to kiss for a longer time.

Han Qiao asked him, "Do you not regret kissing me?"

Xie Ruiyan shook his head frantically, and said after shaking his head, "How many times do you ask me to lick my hair, I will also choose my lips."

Han Qiao's smile faded, and he got up to leave, but when he turned his face, he covered his lips with his hand, for fear that the puppy would lick it up secretly again, and there was an inexplicable tide in the corner of his eyes, which made people want to kiss the eyes .

Taking this kiss as an opportunity, the two of them got stuck every time they wanted to say something, and they blushed when they looked at each other. Until Han Qiao was called away by a phone call, they didn't come back for half a month.

Xie Ruiyan was bored at home, fully armed, wearing a mask, and went out alone.

After arriving at Han Qiao's house, apart from taking out the garbage and taking a walk in the community, it was the first time to go out.

When he walked out of the community, Xie Ruiyan seemed like a lifetime away.

Is this really the world he lives in?If it wasn't for Han Qiao's boring business trip, he probably wouldn't have any desire to come out.

He was originally a person who liked to go around. He used to be outgoing and cheerful and liked to make friends. Otherwise, he would not play the violin in front of countless cameras in the Great Hall of Thousands of People, would not play the band and rock with classmates and friends, and would not be written about Hundreds of love letters are stuck in the classroom/computer room/grove of the school, and they will not be in the club, competing for national awards with everyone.

As long as he doesn't go home and face his father, he will do anything.

With Xie Chengzhang at home, Xie Ruiyan could never stay there, but Xie Ruiyan didn't know that he could still "dwell" in Han Qiao's place for so long.

It's not that the outside world is too exciting, or the former home is not a warm, soft, and rural place.

Having lived in the cave for so long, Xie Ruiyan thought that because Han Qiao was the only one around him, he would fall in love with him.

What if you change to a man?Will he still like it?

Xie Ruiyan has learned and used an underground same-sex-dating-friends app, snapping up selfies, showing a sense of seduction, and whitening himself with liquid foundation that is several shades away from himself when he comes out.

The person in the mirror is indistinguishable from male and female, attacking and receiving are integrated, bending and straight are suitable, Xie Ruiyan then went out the door satisfied.

Coming out on this trip with a purpose, Xie Ruiyan hooked up a handsome netizen from the same city who looked pleasing to the eye—wanted to see if he could do it with a man.

The handsome guy is a very handsome guy, with touching clothes, cool hairstyle, no photo fraud, he is sunny and handsome, belongs to the face of a straight man, and has a beautiful body line. few.

Xie Ruiyan met someone, but he didn't even have the desire to take off his mask and kiss.

No matter how disturbing the appearance, it is not Han Qiao, they are completely different.

If it was Han Qiao, Xie Ruiyan would be able to rush if he put on a fishing net.

I couldn't help thinking about Mr. Han's lower half being a mermaid's fish tail.

With a flick of the big tail, water splashed, every drop fell on the face, the eyes were the same color as the tail, glowing a deep blue...

Damn, the astringency value is full.

Xie Ruiyan's mind wandered into the sky.

He invited someone to have lunch, and Xie Ruiyan was right next to him, propping his cheeks, watching the handsome guy eat without interest, thinking about things most of the time.

The handsome guy raised his head occasionally, and showed a bright smile to Xie Ruiyan, which should be a perfect smile, not greasy and twitchy, and generous.

But Xie Ruiyan always felt that such a handsome guy lacked something.

less what?How does Mommy feel?hiss……

Tianxiang was taken aback, the handsome guy ate very happily, he ordered a second after eating one, and thoughtfully asked Xie Ruiyan if he wanted to eat.

Xie Ruiyan shook his head.Caring about people is not the feeling of Mommy, what is missing?

After the handsome guy finished eating, Xie Ruiyan settled the bill of 888 yuan, and secretly planned to take Han Qiao to eat at a western restaurant with better taste and style next time.

It's best for the two of you to go to the movies together after eating, go to the mall, and enjoy the ordinary fun in life.

As soon as I thought of this, I heard the handsome guy curiously ask: "Can you take off this pair of ugly sunglasses? Although you are much taller than me, I want to see if you are as cute as in the photo."

Xie Ruiyan refused at the speed of light: "It's not cute, it's high P, sorry for wasting your time."

"Okay, I know that the picture does not match the real thing. You rich people have such strange hobbies. The p photo tricks people out to have a meal."

Xie Ruiyan hasn't heard anyone say that he is a "rich man" for a long time, and he suddenly got excited goosebumps, which lasted for a long time.

This damn vanity.

The excitement was quickly blown away by the wind.

When will Han Qiao come back... How could it take so long for a business trip?

When can he kiss Han Qiao again?Does he still have a chance?

The handsome guy turned his ass and left, Xie Ruiyan changed his thinking and direction, and made a voice call to the woman who had the most insight in this area: "Are you at home, Director He?"

He Tong sleeps during the day and writes at night on his rest day, yawning and asking, "Why are you so polite all of a sudden?"

"I'm outside your neighborhood. Can I kiss you? I swear I don't have any desires."

After a long silence, He Tong asked why.

"I'm afraid I'm completely bent."

"Hey, scared me to death, I thought you fell in love with me." He Tong was not surprised by the "bend", "Then you come up, the door is unlocked, remember to bring something to eat, I haven't had a drop of water today .”

Xie Ruiyan went up with two big durians, as if visiting relatives and friends in a serious manner.

He Tong laughed at him: "It's so white, let me tell you, what kind of man are you looking for, kiss yourself in the mirror, don't you know whether you can bend or not?"

Xie Ruiyan pursed his lips and glanced at her: "I'm not Narcissus."

There is no such need for Narcissus to attack and suffer by itself.

"Okay, you can kiss if you want."

The two talked, flirted, cultivated feelings for a long time, and then looked at each other, not to mention kissing, even a hug was a problem.

Xie Ruiyan laughed several times, but He Tong burst into laughter.

"I've kissed a lot of gay and straight guys, answering people's questions, no taboos. But you make me very uncomfortable, not only because I feel embarrassed by my relatives and friends, do you know why?"

"Because your conscience is aching."

"Not so."

"Because I'm straight."

"Come on, you straight man bent into a mosquito coil."

"Then... I look like Xie Weizhou?"

"Bingo. Are you still kissing, brother thank you?" He Tong lit a cigarette, took a slow sip, rolled his tongue, and spit out a heart-shaped smoke ring, "It doesn't matter whether you kiss or not, in fact, you already have the answer in your heart .”

"Okay, since you don't want to kiss, eat the durian."

Meeting up with friends and eating together is the real thing.

In less than a month, Han Qiao came back, much earlier than the originally agreed date, and he was in good spirits

Xie Ruiyan recommended the old doctor who had seen him with anorexia to Han Qiao, and Han Qiao also returned to the doctor and took medicine on time.

The old doctor is specialized in business. He is retired from the affiliated hospital of N University. He combines Chinese and Western medicines. What kind of sleeping aids are prescribed?Han Qiao had done acupuncture before his business trip, and when he came back, he invited someone to come to his house for another acupuncture.

It cannot be said that the medicine will cure the disease, but the dark circles under the eyes miraculously disappeared after going out for work for a long time.The value of beauty has been raised to a higher level. Healthy beauties do not make people feel pity, but want to ruin them severely.

When Han Qiao returned home, he started acupuncture and moxibustion. After the moxibustion, the whole body relaxed. The old doctor looked at it and smiled happily, quite satisfied with his medical skills.

After the doctor left, Xie Ruiyan pressed her tightly against him, and rubbed his whole body.

His mind was full of "Fuck him! Hurry up!", and his restlessness made him bury his head in Han Qiao's neck, sniffing a little bit of the scent of aldehyde flower perfume.

"Have you changed your perfume?"

"Well, people from the Fuxi branch recommended it." Han Qiao frowned, "I think number 5 is better, and I will change it back tomorrow."

"It smells good as long as you spray it on your body." Xie Ruiyan sniffed again, with an inexplicably sticky voice, "Han Qiao, I miss you."

"I'm back, thank you for looking after the house." Han Qiao smiled and patted Xie Ruiyan's head, "Did you go out for a walk during my business trip?"

Immediately, Han Qiao got an answer that surprised him.

During his absence, Xie Ruiyan really went out and went to many places, such as playgrounds, wetland parks, indoor racing and ice rinks, as well as concerts and major musical instrument stores. The first line of song inspiration.

Xie Ruiyan ran around so frequently, but no one asked him to go back to the Xie family. I don't know if he was disguised too well, or the people of the Xie family simply didn't bother to look for him.

But the news that "Han Qiao returned from a business trip ahead of schedule" was more exciting than anything else.

Xie Ruiyan clings to someone, and doesn't want to let go.

"In addition to those places, I went to my friend's place." Xie Ruiyan was silent for a few seconds, but still told Han Qiao, "I also found a gay, and wanted to see if I was bent."

Han Qiao's heart skipped a beat, and he pursed his lips, his expression worried.

My heart started beating wildly, but it didn't feel like a heartbeat, my ears were buzzing, and Xie Ruiyan's voice almost became indistinguishable.

Very complicated body feelings, even more complicated and difficult than previous experiences.

Han Qiao has never experienced its turbulent attack, as if someone picked up a spoon and dug a big spoon into his heart, and used the handle of the spoon to stir back and forth at the wound.

Even he himself began to understand what was wrong with him.

There are a lot of questions that I want to ask, but my mouth turns into three words without warmth: "Have you tried it?"

Xie Ruiyan opened his mouth and said, "Han Qiao...are you jealous?"

Han Qiao didn't answer the call, and asked on his own: "How did you try it? Did you kiss? Did you do it? How many did you find? Does the other party have a nucleic acid test report?"

"...just one, nothing happened. I wanted to kiss him, but I didn't even take off the mask. I treated him to a meal. He wanted to see my face, but I said I was ugly, so I didn't show it to him. He also said that it is strange that you are rich. I haven’t been called rich for a long time, and I’m still a little excited.”

Han Qiao remained expressionless, and replied dryly, "Oh."

Han Qiao stared at Xie Ruiyan, and Xie Ruiyan also stared at him.

Xie Ruiyan walked around Han Qiao twice, as if he had discovered a new world, jumped onto the person, pinched Han Qiao's hair to play with, and sucked the well-maintained black hair in his mouth according to Han Qiao's wishes.

"Mr. Han, you look so cute with a stinky face now, a hundred times cuter than when we were quarreling!"

Fearing that someone would fall, Han Qiao quickly put his arms around Xie Ruiyan's waist, supported Xie Ruiyan with his palms from below, carried him to the sofa, and put him on the sofa.

Then he stood in front of Xie Ruiyan, covered his eyes, fell silent for a while, and when he spoke again, his voice became much hoarse.

"You think I'm cute?"

Xie Ruiyan nodded: "It's really cute."

"it is good."

"Han Qiao, what's wrong with you?"

Han Qiao put down his hands and stared straight at Xie Ruiyan, not sure what he looked like reflected in the other's pupils, but it must not be the calm self.

Xie Ruiyan saw the undisguised Han Qiao.

When a gentle person looks tired and sad, it breaks the heart and makes one want to kiss his tears.

Xie Ruiyan pulled Han Qiao to sit beside him, and reached out to touch the corners of his red eyes: "Why do you feel like you are going to cry? Am I going too far, please don't cry."

"My complexion is too fair, and it happens when I get emotional, so try to keep calm as much as possible."

"I'm sorry for making you restless. I just want to be honest. Because I just kissed you, and you didn't respond to me, so you went on a business trip. I reflected on whether I was too impulsive, hot-headed, and wanted to find Take a look personally to see if I'm bent, if I'm not satisfied, or something else. But I don't want to kiss anyone except you."

"Yeah." Han Qiao turned sideways and rested his head on Xie Ruiyan's shoulder.

Xie Ruiyan raised his hand, scratched Han Qiao's chin, and smoothed his long black and soft hair: "During your business trip, I have considered a lot. Compared with whether you have bent this point, I should consider , do I like you, how much I like you, how long I will like you, and..."

Xie Ruiyan buries his head in the boss's arms: "I found that I have always wanted to kiss you, in the past, now, and in the future. I still want to kiss you, and I will never forget it."

"You finally admitted that it wasn't the puppy licking its fur, but you kissing me." Han Qiao closed his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief, "You want to do it now?"

"I still think about it now, Han Qiao, I like you. As I said, you are the pupil in my eyes and my life mentor. A long time ago, you were the only one in my eyes."

"I did not expect."

"There are so many things you can't think of." Xie Ruiyan had prepared a confession for a long time, but at this moment, it all turned into an impromptu expression of true feelings.

"During your business trip, I have been thinking about you very much, and fantasizing about doing all kinds of things with you."

"I want you to touch me every day, and I do the same. I feel so bad not being able to touch you. I'm hungry/thirsty for your skin."

"I want to work with you, travel together, and travel together. After the epidemic is over, we will become big gourmets and eat all over the world."

"Even if you are playing the violin on the stage, I hope you sit in the middle of the first row, closest to me. If I throw a flower, my brooch, or the bow, you will receive it."

"Xiao Xie..." Han Qiao's throat trembled, and his lips were pressed against his fingers.

"Han Qiao, I was infected by you. I always thought that I was a person who was not afraid of loneliness, walking alone, like a chic lone wolf. I didn't expect that those were the illusions before I met you. In fact, I am willful and clingy. Man, I want to stick to you now and make a piece of malt candy that has no shelf life."

"I like you." Xie Ruiyan put down his finger, "Now, Boss Han can talk, he can say anything, I think you are going crazy."

"I really didn't expect that." Han Qiao leaned against someone, his body was heavy and sluggish due to the tiredness of many days, but his consciousness was very clear, like a harp that had been left on for a long time and had accumulated dust. Now Xie Ruiyan walked close to it , pushed away the dust, and plucked every string.

"It turned out to be like this when you confessed." Han Qiao got up, went to get two glasses of water, handed Xie Ruiyan a glass, held the water glass, and looked at the reflection in the water, "I used to think that when you became shy, A look is the limit, after all, you are Xie Tuantuan who can turn into a hedgehog just by touching it."

"Maybe you can think about me in a different way, give me a suggestive look, and then we will fight like fire."

Han Qiao was amused: "I never thought about it that way."

Xie Ruiyan clinked glasses with Han Qiao, drank tons and tons, and licked his lips: "I never imagined that you are such a bossy boss who usually flirts wildly, but loses the chain at critical moments."

Han Qiao raised his hand and wiped the water from Xie Ruiyan's lips: "Now you know."

"I don't want you to give me an answer right away. The previous kiss was offended by me too. I shouldn't blame Kaka next door. I bought a pack of eager dog food online. I'm sorry to knock on his door. Can you help me?" Give it to the neighbors?"

"no problem."

Xie Ruiyan spread out his palms, and Han Qiao clapped them on top, making a high-five agreement.

"I think there's a big problem with that kiss."

"However you want to punish me, I will accept it." Xie Ruiyan touched the marks on the bridge of his nose, "Even if you reject me once now, don't let me like you, I can't do it."

Han Qiao shook his head: "It's not as serious as the punishment, it's just that the order was wrong."

Xie Ruiyan: "?"

"You can kiss when you become a boyfriend, but you can't now. In the final analysis, it's my problem. I made you wait. I was thinking about it during the business trip these days. Later, I thought of a way to make a compromise."

"any solution?"

"You have confessed to me, and I didn't refuse you, so you can kiss me to show your liking. But I haven't expressed my attitude yet, so no matter what, I can't kiss you. If you kiss, the contract is established. I haven't kissed you yet. Ready, can't be established."

Xie Ruiyan: "???"

As expected of the overlord, such a proposal cannot be conceived without a brain circuit that has focused on work for 30 years and has not fallen in love.

There is a set of self-contained logic that cannot be refuted at all.

"According to what you said...can I sleep with you unilaterally?"

"By analogy, you are the best. I didn't say that you can't do anything, it means you can."

"You are teaching me to be a scumbag."

"It's not a scumbag, it's a scumbag."

Xie Ruiyan was shocked: "Why do you think I am 0?"

"I've done my homework. There are very few straight men who see Chrysanthemum and Wilt. In order to prevent such a situation, I can bear the humiliation and do 1, so I think you will reduce the psychological burden by 0% by doing 80.00."

The word "bear the burden of humiliation" is very spiritual, and Xie Ruiyan laughed so hard that his whole body went crazy.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Han was thinking far ahead, and he was seriously thinking about the future.Xie Ruiyan held back a lot of words in his stomach, and finally turned it into a sentence: "Then see you, can you get up?"

"No, I tried. So I said, I'm not ready."

"Can't I do 1?"

After Xie Ruiyan finished asking, the two of them glanced down in unison.

Han Qiao: "..."

Xie Ruiyan: "..."

Han Qiao's tone was calm, but his eyes flickered a bit: "You will break me."

Xie Ruiyan plucked his hair violently: "Ahhh!"

Why! xl is also a kind of fault!

Why!Why did Han Qiao say such words, so that he was almost on the spot...

Xie Ruiyan sighed helplessly after the pain was over: "Can't Plato?"

"I have no problem, but I don't think you can." Han Qiao smiled, his eyes still lingering there, "When you sleep in the same bed, maybe you can hold back because of my consideration. But two quilts are shared. , I will be awakened by you at night, you are young and vigorous, with top-notch hand speed."

Xie Ruiyan's wrist trembled, and the water glass fell on the carpet with a thud.

"You slept facing me, I closed my eyes, and my ears were closed. I heard every muffled snort of yours, and your breath was very hot, spraying on my face. You also called my name with your breath, Fierce, but nice to hear."

Xie Ruiyan asked in a calmer tone than Han Qiao: "Is there a dog hole at home? Let me drill it."

"I can dig one right now, what do you want?"

"I'm going to stay inside for the rest of my life and never come out again."

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