In that inn full of hacks
Chapter 50 Whole Pig Banquet
When everyone was chatting happily outside, the smell of meat came out. Liu Yunchi dropped the fruit in his hand and rushed into the kitchen, vowing to eat the first bite of meat. The startled Dana almost threw the spoon out.
"Mr. Liu, don't get excited, you're not familiar yet."
Liu Yunchi held up his chopsticks and looked at the pot eagerly: "It's so fragrant, how could it be uncooked?"
"It's really not cooked yet, just wait." Dana firmly stopped Liu Yunchi's hand that was about to move, and at the end it had to be thoroughly steamed in the pot, and the aroma would be lost if the lid was opened halfway.
Liu Yunchi saw a plate of small ribs on the cutting board and asked, "Is that plate of ribs over there edible?"
Dana breathed a sigh of relief: "Wait a minute, there is still one last step before we can eat."
These are deep-fried in advance to make sweet and sour pork ribs. I wanted to make them last, but now I have to cook them in advance to keep the meat in the pot.
Liu Yunchi stared at Dana's every step until the sweet and sour pork ribs came out of the pot, and waited attentively for the plate to be loaded. The snake on his arm covered his eyes with its tail, and didn't want to watch it any longer. Chen Mo couldn't bear to see this scene. Can't help laughing out.
Lin Hanzhi asked Chen Mo strangely what he was laughing at. Most of these people were cultivators with sensitive hearing. Chen Mo didn't dare to say it directly, but told Lin Hanzhi the reason through the promise ring. Lin Han subconsciously glanced at Liu Yunchi's arm, Can't imagine what it's like to have a miniature snake coiled up there.
Chen Mo looked at Lin Hanzhi's suspicious expression, and said dissatisfiedly, "I didn't lie to you, it really did."
"I believe, I just can't imagine what it's like."
"It is estimated that you will be able to see it in a few days."
Liu Yunchi gobbled up a whole plate of spare ribs. Fortunately, Dana set aside a portion in advance, otherwise one dish would be missing when he tasted the dishes later.
The scent was getting stronger and stronger, and the diners who were hooked went to the back kitchen to take a peek. Chen Mo looked confused, didn't he hang up the owner Youxi and close business today?How did you get in here.
"Hehe, congratulations, Boss Chen."
"Goodbye, Boss Chen."
Several people retreated quickly, and one of them fished in troubled waters and stole a piece of pork ribs and stuffed it into his mouth, and got Liu Yunchi's eye knife.
"Canada, Canada?"
"boss."
"What happened to those few just now, what happened to your face?"
"Just now I heard the knock on the door in a hurry, so I opened the door to have a look, but those people rushed in directly, I was hit on the door panel, and I just went out again."
Lin Hanzhi thought for a while and said: "There are restrictions around here, only the gate can enter normally, and normal diners will not rush directly regardless of Da Da. I feel like other inns and taverns came to investigate."
Chen Mo agreed: "I think so, do you still have that so-and-so pill?"
"What Dan?"
"It's the one given to me that can make people pass through the enlightenment period quickly. I plan to let Xiaokang and the others follow the practice to avoid being bullied. They are old and the enlightenment is too late. I don't know when I just rely on my own enlightenment. Only then can the gas refinement be successful."
"Yes, there are, but they have indeed passed the best age of enlightenment, and I'm afraid it will affect the future. After all, my energy is limited, and it is impossible to take them like I took you."
"It's okay." Chen Mo didn't care too much: "Although our three-acre land is not big, there are all kinds of good things. It's not like you don't know that there are so many good things, and the guest room can speed up the process. Cultivation, there is nothing wrong with it."
"Makes sense."
"Especially Xiaokang, he and Eggy can use the Harmony Formation method to double cultivate, Eggy is a divine beast, so it's easier to use than you."
Lin Hanzhi rubbed his nose, saying that he felt that he was really useless. Although Chen Mo usually had no good looks towards him, he gave him all the good things. In just three months, he had passed the Nascent Soul. From the mid-term to the late stage, although there are many talents in the practice world, there are very few who can reach the Nascent Soul stage at my age, and I am probably the only one who directly reaches the late stage. I am a little proud of this.
"No, here you are." Lin Hanzhi took out 3 elixirs from his ring and handed them to Chen Mo. They took them at night, let Eggy protect Xiaokang, and my sister-in-law and I protected Dana and brother. I'm going to make some guinea pig tea for them.
"it is good."
Ding, Chef Wang Dana has developed a whole pig feast, cooking skill 20, the cooking skill attribute is full, it will be converted to deliciousness, Wang Dana will make it himself and the deliciousness will be extra 30%
Whole Pig Feast: 38 dishes made from various parts of the piebald pig, which can be used as a feast, can increase physical strength by 100 points for 12 hours, increase thinking by 10 points permanently (limited to one time), and speed up the cultivation of the earth element for 24 hours.
Soil cultivation?Chen Mo asked Lin Hanzhi puzzledly: "There are still soil cultivators?"
"Yes, senior brother has both earth and fire elements."
"Oh, what about you?"
"Finally thought of asking me." Lin Hanzhi pretended to be wronged.
Chen Mo glared at Lin Hanzhi: "It's good if I remember to ask, you can tell me or not."
"I am of the dual elements of water and fire."
Chen Mo had a look of contempt on his face: "You think I'm stupid? Children know that water and fire are incompatible."
"I can't help it either." Lin Hanzhi spread out his hands: "It's innate, and it's not up to me to decide."
"Are you really a combination of water and fire?"
"real."
"Then how did you practice?"
"The Lin family are all born with dual attributes of phase and restraint, and the family has secret methods to adjust the balance."
Chen Mo's eyes glowed green: "So cool?"
"how?"
"It's nothing, then what do you say about me, I have never been inclined."
"Not urgent."
"How can I not be in a hurry, I'm almost forming a pill, and I can't see any inclination." Chen Mo pouted, he didn't even eat the things with attribute-specific bonuses, wasting the efficacy of the medicine was a waste of life.
Liu Yunchi poked his head out with chopsticks and shouted, "Why don't you come in to eat, it's delicious."
Chen Mo came to his senses, forgot about the whole pig feast, and left Lin Hanzhi in the kitchen to watch the new dishes.
A table full of delicious dishes, too many people is a bit crowded, Chen Mo preoccupied everyone to bring the dishes to the lobby for eating, the big sparrow brought his wife over to join in the fun, and took the rare human form, sitting on the seat holding a flowery hen superior.
Liu Yunchi looked up and down for a long time. The appearance of this big sparrow is perfect. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a banished fairy. His behavior is as elegant and cool as his appearance. His eating movements are pleasing to the eye. , will involuntarily become gentle, and pay more attention to manners than eating at the same table with his father.
Chen Mo said to the big sparrow: "I have no other requirements, just one thing, don't talk."
Liu Yunchi was puzzled and said, "Why can't you talk? Didn't the store always abide by the rule of not talking when eating or sleeping?"
Chen Mo said sincerely: "Believe me, curiosity will kill your appetite."
The more Chen Mo said this, the more curious Liu Yunchi felt, and he kept looking for topics to talk to the sparrow, but the sparrow ate on its own, occasionally feeding the little hen in its arms, and didn't respond to Liu Yunchi's topic.
The three people at the scene who knew the truth collectively looked at Liu Yunchi with eyes that looked like a fool, and if they couldn't think about it, don't bother everyone, okay?We still want to eat, soldier.
He couldn't get a response from Lingque after seeing various topics, so Liu Yunchi put his mind on Huahuahen. Hearing Dana said that Huahuahen was from the Lingque family and was favored, he stretched out his hand to touch Huahuahen and praised it. Said: "Your Madam, this fur color is really beautiful."
It was unlucky to catch up with Liu Yunchi, and after just stroking it lightly, the Huahua hen actually lost a hair. The big sparrow was furious, and shouted with his own mixed accent: "Fuck off jb, you dare to touch my wife again!" Yes, I will burn you to death!"
Liu Yunchi felt that he had been impacted, pointing at the sparrow messily and asked Chen Mo: "What did he say?"
"He told you not to touch his wife, or he would set fire to you."
"No, I, no, he, what..." Liu Yunchi spoke incoherently, even opened his mouth and made gestures but couldn't speak.
Liu Yunshen was also a little shocked, but he was better than Liu Yunchi, and he could restrain himself.Xiaokang hugged Eggy tightly and suppressed his laughter, he must not laugh out loud, his father-in-law must not offend him.
Dana said bluntly: "I finally understand why the boss would feel as if he would die when he mentioned the sparrow. This movement is really... woo woo."
Da Da calmly withdrew his hand. Fortunately, he had the foresight to wash a plate of apples and put them on the table. Chen Mo secretly gave Da Da a thumbs up. If he got anxious, Lingque might encounter a fire at any time.
Chen Mo looked at Liu Yunchi bitterly and said: "I said just now that curiosity will kill you, don't you know what it means to not die if you don't do it?"
Lin Hanzhi thinks this sentence is good, he has never heard of it before, and he can tell his mother to expand his knowledge when he goes back.
Liu Yunchi is innocent: "I didn't know it would happen."
"Then you know now?"
"I was wrong." Liu Yunchi really knew that he was wrong. The image of the Great Sparrow in his heart as an exiled fairy was completely shattered, and he couldn't even stick to it. He no longer pretended to be gentle when eating, and returned to the state of a tiger eating.
The sparrow ignores everyone's reaction, and still eats noblely and gracefully, occasionally feeding the colorful hen in its arms. The painting style is weird and wonderfully harmonious.
Eggy looked at her mother a little bit envious, her figure blurred back into the appearance of a little yellow chicken, jumped into Xiaokang's arms and opened her mouth to feed, Liu Yunchi expressed her envy: "It would be great if my Qiqi was still here."
"Seven seven?"
"Well, Qiqi."
Chen Mo summed it up a bit in his mind and said, "That unlucky seven-sun snake that you took a fancy to?"
Liu Yunchi was not happy: "What is unlucky, that is lucky, the seven-day snake that I have a crush on, okay? Lucky!"
Dana had just finished eating the apple in his mouth, and hurriedly asked, "It's lucky that you saw him dead."
Liu Yunchi imitated the example and picked an extra-large apple to plug Dana's mouth: "Even if I don't like it, it will die after seven days, okay? Oh, who bit me, hey, this tooth mark is so familiar .”
Chen Mo happily watched the snake shadow quickly bite Liu Yunchi and then retracted. He felt that the snake was so cute, and Liu Yunchi thought he was in trouble.
"Hey, what is the general attribute of the seven-day snake?" Chen Mo approached Lin Hanzhi and whispered.
Lin Hanzhi thought for a while: "Most of them are earthy, but occasionally there are golden ones."
"Oh, then help me find out if there are any plants of this type that I can plant in the garden." Chen Mo wanted to help this cute little guy.
"Okay, big brother has a lot, but why do you want these?"
"You'll know later." After speaking, Chen Mo concentrated on eating.
"Oh."
The author has something to say:
small theater
Lingque: "What are you looking at?"
Liu Yunchi: "What are you doing?"
Lingque: "Look if you have the ability, don't cry if you have the ability."
Liu Yunchi: "I'm just crying."
Qiqi: "Shame, shame."
"Mr. Liu, don't get excited, you're not familiar yet."
Liu Yunchi held up his chopsticks and looked at the pot eagerly: "It's so fragrant, how could it be uncooked?"
"It's really not cooked yet, just wait." Dana firmly stopped Liu Yunchi's hand that was about to move, and at the end it had to be thoroughly steamed in the pot, and the aroma would be lost if the lid was opened halfway.
Liu Yunchi saw a plate of small ribs on the cutting board and asked, "Is that plate of ribs over there edible?"
Dana breathed a sigh of relief: "Wait a minute, there is still one last step before we can eat."
These are deep-fried in advance to make sweet and sour pork ribs. I wanted to make them last, but now I have to cook them in advance to keep the meat in the pot.
Liu Yunchi stared at Dana's every step until the sweet and sour pork ribs came out of the pot, and waited attentively for the plate to be loaded. The snake on his arm covered his eyes with its tail, and didn't want to watch it any longer. Chen Mo couldn't bear to see this scene. Can't help laughing out.
Lin Hanzhi asked Chen Mo strangely what he was laughing at. Most of these people were cultivators with sensitive hearing. Chen Mo didn't dare to say it directly, but told Lin Hanzhi the reason through the promise ring. Lin Han subconsciously glanced at Liu Yunchi's arm, Can't imagine what it's like to have a miniature snake coiled up there.
Chen Mo looked at Lin Hanzhi's suspicious expression, and said dissatisfiedly, "I didn't lie to you, it really did."
"I believe, I just can't imagine what it's like."
"It is estimated that you will be able to see it in a few days."
Liu Yunchi gobbled up a whole plate of spare ribs. Fortunately, Dana set aside a portion in advance, otherwise one dish would be missing when he tasted the dishes later.
The scent was getting stronger and stronger, and the diners who were hooked went to the back kitchen to take a peek. Chen Mo looked confused, didn't he hang up the owner Youxi and close business today?How did you get in here.
"Hehe, congratulations, Boss Chen."
"Goodbye, Boss Chen."
Several people retreated quickly, and one of them fished in troubled waters and stole a piece of pork ribs and stuffed it into his mouth, and got Liu Yunchi's eye knife.
"Canada, Canada?"
"boss."
"What happened to those few just now, what happened to your face?"
"Just now I heard the knock on the door in a hurry, so I opened the door to have a look, but those people rushed in directly, I was hit on the door panel, and I just went out again."
Lin Hanzhi thought for a while and said: "There are restrictions around here, only the gate can enter normally, and normal diners will not rush directly regardless of Da Da. I feel like other inns and taverns came to investigate."
Chen Mo agreed: "I think so, do you still have that so-and-so pill?"
"What Dan?"
"It's the one given to me that can make people pass through the enlightenment period quickly. I plan to let Xiaokang and the others follow the practice to avoid being bullied. They are old and the enlightenment is too late. I don't know when I just rely on my own enlightenment. Only then can the gas refinement be successful."
"Yes, there are, but they have indeed passed the best age of enlightenment, and I'm afraid it will affect the future. After all, my energy is limited, and it is impossible to take them like I took you."
"It's okay." Chen Mo didn't care too much: "Although our three-acre land is not big, there are all kinds of good things. It's not like you don't know that there are so many good things, and the guest room can speed up the process. Cultivation, there is nothing wrong with it."
"Makes sense."
"Especially Xiaokang, he and Eggy can use the Harmony Formation method to double cultivate, Eggy is a divine beast, so it's easier to use than you."
Lin Hanzhi rubbed his nose, saying that he felt that he was really useless. Although Chen Mo usually had no good looks towards him, he gave him all the good things. In just three months, he had passed the Nascent Soul. From the mid-term to the late stage, although there are many talents in the practice world, there are very few who can reach the Nascent Soul stage at my age, and I am probably the only one who directly reaches the late stage. I am a little proud of this.
"No, here you are." Lin Hanzhi took out 3 elixirs from his ring and handed them to Chen Mo. They took them at night, let Eggy protect Xiaokang, and my sister-in-law and I protected Dana and brother. I'm going to make some guinea pig tea for them.
"it is good."
Ding, Chef Wang Dana has developed a whole pig feast, cooking skill 20, the cooking skill attribute is full, it will be converted to deliciousness, Wang Dana will make it himself and the deliciousness will be extra 30%
Whole Pig Feast: 38 dishes made from various parts of the piebald pig, which can be used as a feast, can increase physical strength by 100 points for 12 hours, increase thinking by 10 points permanently (limited to one time), and speed up the cultivation of the earth element for 24 hours.
Soil cultivation?Chen Mo asked Lin Hanzhi puzzledly: "There are still soil cultivators?"
"Yes, senior brother has both earth and fire elements."
"Oh, what about you?"
"Finally thought of asking me." Lin Hanzhi pretended to be wronged.
Chen Mo glared at Lin Hanzhi: "It's good if I remember to ask, you can tell me or not."
"I am of the dual elements of water and fire."
Chen Mo had a look of contempt on his face: "You think I'm stupid? Children know that water and fire are incompatible."
"I can't help it either." Lin Hanzhi spread out his hands: "It's innate, and it's not up to me to decide."
"Are you really a combination of water and fire?"
"real."
"Then how did you practice?"
"The Lin family are all born with dual attributes of phase and restraint, and the family has secret methods to adjust the balance."
Chen Mo's eyes glowed green: "So cool?"
"how?"
"It's nothing, then what do you say about me, I have never been inclined."
"Not urgent."
"How can I not be in a hurry, I'm almost forming a pill, and I can't see any inclination." Chen Mo pouted, he didn't even eat the things with attribute-specific bonuses, wasting the efficacy of the medicine was a waste of life.
Liu Yunchi poked his head out with chopsticks and shouted, "Why don't you come in to eat, it's delicious."
Chen Mo came to his senses, forgot about the whole pig feast, and left Lin Hanzhi in the kitchen to watch the new dishes.
A table full of delicious dishes, too many people is a bit crowded, Chen Mo preoccupied everyone to bring the dishes to the lobby for eating, the big sparrow brought his wife over to join in the fun, and took the rare human form, sitting on the seat holding a flowery hen superior.
Liu Yunchi looked up and down for a long time. The appearance of this big sparrow is perfect. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a banished fairy. His behavior is as elegant and cool as his appearance. His eating movements are pleasing to the eye. , will involuntarily become gentle, and pay more attention to manners than eating at the same table with his father.
Chen Mo said to the big sparrow: "I have no other requirements, just one thing, don't talk."
Liu Yunchi was puzzled and said, "Why can't you talk? Didn't the store always abide by the rule of not talking when eating or sleeping?"
Chen Mo said sincerely: "Believe me, curiosity will kill your appetite."
The more Chen Mo said this, the more curious Liu Yunchi felt, and he kept looking for topics to talk to the sparrow, but the sparrow ate on its own, occasionally feeding the little hen in its arms, and didn't respond to Liu Yunchi's topic.
The three people at the scene who knew the truth collectively looked at Liu Yunchi with eyes that looked like a fool, and if they couldn't think about it, don't bother everyone, okay?We still want to eat, soldier.
He couldn't get a response from Lingque after seeing various topics, so Liu Yunchi put his mind on Huahuahen. Hearing Dana said that Huahuahen was from the Lingque family and was favored, he stretched out his hand to touch Huahuahen and praised it. Said: "Your Madam, this fur color is really beautiful."
It was unlucky to catch up with Liu Yunchi, and after just stroking it lightly, the Huahua hen actually lost a hair. The big sparrow was furious, and shouted with his own mixed accent: "Fuck off jb, you dare to touch my wife again!" Yes, I will burn you to death!"
Liu Yunchi felt that he had been impacted, pointing at the sparrow messily and asked Chen Mo: "What did he say?"
"He told you not to touch his wife, or he would set fire to you."
"No, I, no, he, what..." Liu Yunchi spoke incoherently, even opened his mouth and made gestures but couldn't speak.
Liu Yunshen was also a little shocked, but he was better than Liu Yunchi, and he could restrain himself.Xiaokang hugged Eggy tightly and suppressed his laughter, he must not laugh out loud, his father-in-law must not offend him.
Dana said bluntly: "I finally understand why the boss would feel as if he would die when he mentioned the sparrow. This movement is really... woo woo."
Da Da calmly withdrew his hand. Fortunately, he had the foresight to wash a plate of apples and put them on the table. Chen Mo secretly gave Da Da a thumbs up. If he got anxious, Lingque might encounter a fire at any time.
Chen Mo looked at Liu Yunchi bitterly and said: "I said just now that curiosity will kill you, don't you know what it means to not die if you don't do it?"
Lin Hanzhi thinks this sentence is good, he has never heard of it before, and he can tell his mother to expand his knowledge when he goes back.
Liu Yunchi is innocent: "I didn't know it would happen."
"Then you know now?"
"I was wrong." Liu Yunchi really knew that he was wrong. The image of the Great Sparrow in his heart as an exiled fairy was completely shattered, and he couldn't even stick to it. He no longer pretended to be gentle when eating, and returned to the state of a tiger eating.
The sparrow ignores everyone's reaction, and still eats noblely and gracefully, occasionally feeding the colorful hen in its arms. The painting style is weird and wonderfully harmonious.
Eggy looked at her mother a little bit envious, her figure blurred back into the appearance of a little yellow chicken, jumped into Xiaokang's arms and opened her mouth to feed, Liu Yunchi expressed her envy: "It would be great if my Qiqi was still here."
"Seven seven?"
"Well, Qiqi."
Chen Mo summed it up a bit in his mind and said, "That unlucky seven-sun snake that you took a fancy to?"
Liu Yunchi was not happy: "What is unlucky, that is lucky, the seven-day snake that I have a crush on, okay? Lucky!"
Dana had just finished eating the apple in his mouth, and hurriedly asked, "It's lucky that you saw him dead."
Liu Yunchi imitated the example and picked an extra-large apple to plug Dana's mouth: "Even if I don't like it, it will die after seven days, okay? Oh, who bit me, hey, this tooth mark is so familiar .”
Chen Mo happily watched the snake shadow quickly bite Liu Yunchi and then retracted. He felt that the snake was so cute, and Liu Yunchi thought he was in trouble.
"Hey, what is the general attribute of the seven-day snake?" Chen Mo approached Lin Hanzhi and whispered.
Lin Hanzhi thought for a while: "Most of them are earthy, but occasionally there are golden ones."
"Oh, then help me find out if there are any plants of this type that I can plant in the garden." Chen Mo wanted to help this cute little guy.
"Okay, big brother has a lot, but why do you want these?"
"You'll know later." After speaking, Chen Mo concentrated on eating.
"Oh."
The author has something to say:
small theater
Lingque: "What are you looking at?"
Liu Yunchi: "What are you doing?"
Lingque: "Look if you have the ability, don't cry if you have the ability."
Liu Yunchi: "I'm just crying."
Qiqi: "Shame, shame."
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