In that inn full of hacks

Xiaokang hugged his balls and sat down under the apple tree to talk about love. He picked an apple and wiped it clean. You and I ate it sweetly.Lin Hanzhi was envious when he saw it, he tentatively grabbed Chen Mo's hand, but he was not resisted, secretly happy in his heart, carefully pulled him under the pear tree to say something sweet, and picked a pear to wipe it like a well-off man. It was clean, and I handed it to Chen Mo's mouth, intending to eat it sweetly as well.

Chen Mo rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't anyone tell you that pears can't be eaten by two people?"

Lin Hanzhi didn't quite understand: "Why?"

Liu Yunchi walked around behind them and took off the big pear that he had just caught in the picture and took a bite, saying: "You are stupid, sharing pears is equal to separation, you don't get along well with Boss Chen, do you want to change?"

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Lin Hanzhi's hands froze. He didn't expect to throw the innocent pears into the breeding garden to feed the animals. He swore in his heart that he would never eat pears again.

Sensing what Lin Hanzhi was thinking, Chen Mo said, "Why are you blaming Li? Why don't you blame yourself for imitating yourself?"

"What do you mean?"

"Isn't your mother living on Baidu? Dong Shi Xiaoxiao doesn't know what it means?"

"my mother?"

"Ah, I'm confused. It's your mother. Isn't your mother knowledgeable? Hasn't she taught you the four beauties?" Chen Mo clearly expressed his contempt for Lin Hanzhi.

Liu Yunchi interjected: "I know the Four Unlucky Girls, Imperial Concubine He An from the Imperial City, Second Miss Ling from Anping City, Mrs. Li from Nanping City, and Hall Master Su from the Assassination Pavilion."

"Are they the four beauties?" Chen Mo silently recalled the four beauties he knew.

Liu Yunchi nodded, threw the pear core in his hand into the breeding garden and said, "Yes, the four of them are notoriously unlucky."

Hehe, unlucky luck, Chen Mo suddenly became a little curious about the imperial concubine An: "The unlucky one who is famous for the imperial concubine An can still be the imperial concubine?"

Murong Yu said: "This imperial concubine's luck is indeed not very good. Other imperial concubines are usually selected only once in a lifetime. This imperial concubine was selected eight times in a row, and she went from a bright girl to an old woman."

Just as Chen Mo was about to raise an objection, he suddenly remembered that he was in a fictional world, and many things were different from his own world, so he asked cautiously: "What exactly does that imperial concubine do?"

Liu Yunchi said puzzledly: "The mascot of the palace, you don't know?"

"I don't know. When I was young, I even had problems with food and clothing. How could I have the heart to understand these things?"

Lin Hanzhi explained: "The so-called imperial concubine is the auspicious person of the palace. With her, the palace can be safe and secure. Every three years, the empress will take all the beautiful women to the ancestral temple to ask for a lottery. One of the girls will be selected by the ancestors to be the imperial concubine to keep the royal family safe, and after three years the new imperial concubine will be crowned as the emperor's empress after the previous imperial concubine."

Chen Mo raised a question: "Since it is only the newly entered palace that can be selected as the imperial concubine, why is this imperial concubine He'an selected eight times?"

"So she is unlucky." Liu Yunchi picked another pear and said while gnawing: "After resigning from office, the imperial concubine will take the lead and lead the rookie girls to participate in the selection. It wasn't a bad thing at first, but when this concubine and An Huang Guifei led the show girls to accompany the queen to ask for a lottery, the ancestors chose her eight times in a row. She was officially [-] years old when she entered the palace, and now she is over [-] years old. It's unlucky .”

Chen Mo began to be interested in the Four Unlucky Girls, and his attention went astray smoothly, and he asked gossipingly, "Then what's going on with the other three, tell me quickly."

"Let me tell you." Liu Yunchi knows this kind of thing best: "The second Miss Ling in Anping has a strange fate. If a healthy person marries her, she will die the night before the church visit. Miss Ling died three times in total. A fiancé-in-law, no one dares to come to ask for it for a while."

Chen Mo nodded, Kefu, it's really unlucky.

Liu Yunchi continued: "It's also a coincidence. At that time, the young master of the Wang family in the outer city was dying of illness. The fortune teller calculated that Miss Ling could congratulate him. In desperation, the Wang family came to propose marriage despite the rumors. Not long after the Ling family accepted the dowry, the young master of the Wang family The body started to improve."

"So smart?"

"Spirit is spirit. The fortune teller said that Miss Ling was born with a life-saving fate. She was seriously ill and could die without illness. Since the illness is cured, it is best to withdraw from the marriage. The young master of the Wang family refused and insisted on marrying the second Miss Ling. As a result, she became weak the night before the church visit. Dying, the Wang family was terrified and went to the Ling mansion overnight to withdraw their marriage, and offered double the dowry as compensation, and the next day after the Ling family agreed, Young Master Wang's condition improved more than half."

Chen Mo sighed: "This physique can be sent to treat cancer now, and one cure will be accurate."

"what?"

"Ah, nothing you continue."

"After that, everyone knows that if a seriously ill person marries Ling Erxiao's family, he will recover, but if he doesn't divorce his wife in time, he will be seriously ill again. Many wealthy households with incurable diseases will go to The Ling family will offer a double dowry gift after recovering from illness."

"Can any disease be cured?"

Liu Yunshen said, "The rumors are a bit exaggerated, and not everyone can be cured, it must be the age and age suitable for marriage with Miss Ling."

"That can save a lot of people, and you have to be full of merit." Chen Mo asked after digesting the matter of Miss Ling Er: "Then what happened to Mrs. Li in Nanping City?"

"Ms. Li in Nanping City, she should be the most unlucky one, wait for me to pick another pear." Liu Yunchi threw away the pear pit in his hand and planned to pick another one.

Liu Yunshen handed him a handful of loquats and said, "Eat something else, too many pears will hurt your health."

"Okay." Liu Yunchi took the loquat and threw it in his mouth, and then said: "That Mrs. Li, he is the most beautiful woman in Nanping City, and his fame spread to the capital. The bandit robber became Mrs. Yazhai."

Chen Mo interrupted: "How beautiful is she?"

"Well... very beautiful, very beautiful."

Chen Mo asked shamelessly, "Do you look good with me?"

Lin Hanzhi pinched Chen Mo's nose and said, "Being more beautiful than a woman, can you still be a bit promising?"

"Okay then, is Mrs. Li as good-looking as Lin Hanzhi?"

Lin Hanzhi covered his face: "That Mrs. Li is nearly fifty years old, am I that old?"

"In my eyes, you are an ancient man, much older than Mrs. Li."

"Ok."

Liu Yunchi finished eating the loquat in his hand and then took aim at the strawberries in the garden: "Moran, why don't you sell everything in your backyard? No one sells strawberries now, and they will definitely sell for a lot of money if you take them out."

"You also know that no one sells strawberries. No one else has them. I have them. How can I explain the source?"

"Liu Yunchi replied indifferently: "I planted it myself. "

Chen Mo looked at Liu Yunshen, is your brother stupid?

Liu Yunshen touched his nose and acquiesced, which was a bit silly.

Chen Mo asked: "I have everything here, don't you find it strange?"

"What's so strange." Liu Yunchi gathered the picked strawberries in a small pile, and said while eating: "Every big sect and big family must have some good things at the bottom of the box. You are the wife of the future suzerain of Tianyi Sect , and the future mistress of the Lin family, it's not surprising that there are some good things."

"I don't know what name you gave me."

"How dare you say you're not."

Chen Mo said confidently: "Of course I am not."

Lin Hanzhi took Chen Mo into his arms and said solemnly, "You're just not for the time being."

Chen Mo glanced at Lin Hanzhi without retorting, grabbed a strawberry and stuffed it into his mouth, and urged Liu Yunchi to tell the story: "Go on, then what?"

"Where did I talk?" Liu Yunchi was so excited that he forgot where he was talking.

Chen Mo reminded friendlyly: "Mrs. Li is not as beautiful as Lin Hanzhi."

Lin Hanzhi patted Chen Mo's forehead: "Nonsense."

Chen Mo rubbed his head: "Okay, I said that I was robbed and became Mrs. Yazhai."

"Oh, yes, Mrs. Yazhai, Mrs. Li was sent back a few days after being robbed. Mrs. Li's family refused to accept her, saying that she followed the bandit leader and was the bandit leader."

Chen Mo exploded: "Is there such a parent? I don't even want my own daughter?"

Lin Hanzhi comforted him carefully: "Don't get excited, just listen to the story."

Liu Yunchi watched Chen Mo calm down before continuing: "The bandit leader refuses to take it back. It is said that since Mrs. Li was robbed, the cottage will always be empty, and every time he goes down the mountain to rob, he will miss. If this continues, the brothers in the mountain village will starve to death. I was able to send her down the mountain. Later, because Madam Li was no longer a girl of Huang Hua, the people who flocked to propose marriage before gave up their minds, and her natal family decided to send her to Li's house as an aunt."

Chen Mo sighed: "It's a pity, it was the imperial concubine's life."

Eggy, who has been obediently eating apples, said: "Not necessarily, maybe she chose the imperial concubine when she entered the palace."

After thinking about it, Chen Mo and Concubine An suddenly felt that no one was more unlucky than the other, only one was more unlucky: "And then? Auntie can't be called Madam."

"Then all the business of the Li family was snatched away. The old lady of the Li family asked her son to send Mrs. Li back to her natal family, but the family refused to accept it. In the end, the Li family put Mrs. Li in another courtyard and was not allowed to return to the main house. This Li The business of the Li family slowly improved. It was because he was sent to another hospital that he accidentally escaped the battle in the back house, and the child was left safely. Still not allowed to go back to the main house, Mr. Li will only bring Mrs. Li to visit when he is competing with his opponent, as long as Mrs. Li is right for the opponent's house, the competition will definitely lose."

"This is a weapon for cheating." Chen Mo felt that Mrs. Li's luck was pretty good, at least her husband's family could not do without her now: "Then let's talk about the last one, what's wrong with the Assassination Pavilion Master Su?"

Lin Hanzhi asked puzzledly: "You seem to be quite excited when you talk about other people's unlucky things."

"No." Chen Moke was innocent: "I just want to see who is more unlucky than me."

Liu Yunchi said contemptuously: "You can pull it off, you are not lucky enough? If you are unlucky, no one will be unlucky."

Chen Mo was heartbroken, and urged: "Tell me about Hall Master Su."

"This Master Su is the number one assassin in the Assassination Pavilion. He has not succeeded in missions for so many years."

Chen Mo was surprised and said: "How dare you call yourself the number one killer if you didn't succeed once? Is there no one in the Assassination Pavilion?"

"That's not true, this Master Su, no matter how simple the task is, he will fail, but the magic is that no matter how difficult the task is, as long as she fails and comes back, the person who takes the second shot will definitely succeed, no matter how many people have failed before. , the person behind her must succeed."

Chen Mo summed it up and said, "The mascot of the Assassination Pavilion?"

"The Assassination Pavilion's reputation has risen greatly after having Hall Master Su, so even though she always fails in missions, she still sits firmly as Hall Master."

"That's not bad luck."

"Isn't it unlucky that the mission has never been successful? Asking her to kill ordinary people can make people escape because of temporary diarrhea."

Chen Mo agreed a little bit: "It seems to be quite unlucky."

"That's right, that's why I was elected as one of the four unlucky girls."