man god man god i love you

Shen Yunfan looked at Shen Yuan's back in the elevator and said angrily: "I'm a star who can't eat fat.!" After shouting, he stood there angrily and said coldly in his heart: Humph! !If you don't come and apologize, I won't go with you. , watching Shen Yuan's figure disappear into his sight, please don't get me wrong, the elevator door is closed. !Shen Yunfan's aloof and cold image instantly smashed the elevator door that had been ruthlessly closed...

Shen Yuan was on the first floor watching the elevator go up to the 1th floor and then down to the first floor. After the elevator door opened, a terrified grandfather walked out tremblingly. Shen Yunfan Erkang shouted to the old man : "Old man. Ahhh!! Don't get me wrong. I'm not crazy." After speaking, Shen Yuan, who was holding back his laughter, was very angry! !It's unbearable! !

Shen Yunfan stepped in front of Shen Yuan, and Shen Yuan frowned in pain and said: "Cousin, only women can do this kind of thing of stepping on other people's feet when they get angry."

After Shen Yuan finished speaking, he quickly slipped out of the door, strode ahead, and Shen Yunfan chased after him.

Shen's mother just came out of the elevator and saw the two children "playing around", expressing that she was really pleased...

Shen Yunfan and Shen Yuan, two poor little babies who were abandoned by their mothers, went home after solving the dinner problem at a famous pizza shop. On the way home, Shen Yunfan rubbed his stuffed stomach and complained: "Oh! The one just now The seafood pizza is terrible...the barbecue is still delicious...huh! I won't eat it next time."

Shen Yuan: "..." I don't know who finished the two pizzas and drank a cup of milk tea...

After returning home, Shen Yunfan ran to his room, and threw himself on the big soft bed, "Ah! It's so cool!" Shen Yunfan looked satisfied.

Shen Yuan passing by the door: "..." I always feel that I am so pure...

Shen Yunfan looked at the time and ate, "lying. It's so late !!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shen Yunfan himself is pretty good, but the clinker computer is not good.Waited 30 seconds ah 30 seconds.The classic start-up sound sounded, Shen Yunfan clicked on QQ and found that there was no automatic login, feeling very upset, cursing in his heart.

At this time, in the western restaurant, my mother Shen sneezed big with Father Shen, and Father Shen asked concerned: "Did you catch a cold?" Bitch!"

Father Shen: "I'll just go back to him!!"

Shen's mother jumped forward happily: "Husband! I love you so much."

(It’s like this, Shen’s mother often sneaks up on Shen Yunfan and takes the opportunity to hook up with many great gods. From then on, Shen Yunfan never dared to automatically log in to 233333)

Shen Yunfan boarded □□, clicked on the group called Lai Sheng Yuan, and found that the friends in the group were chatting, Shen Yunfan saw that the male god was not online yet and didn't know what to say, so he looked at it with his chin in boredom The girls in the group chat.

Screenwriter~Rabbit: Ahhh! !Is any of you in B University? ?

Artist ~ A handsome man: I'm sorry, I'm a scumbag.... (bye manual)

I am always in charge~ beautiful me: Sorry, I am a scumbag.... (bye manual)

......

Everyone stood in line and said they were scumbags. Shen Yunfan couldn't bear the pride in his heart when he saw this, so he started typing... (This kind of person is also drunk 23333)

Xiao Baiyun: What happened to Big B? ?

Screenwriter~Rabbit: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Great, don't you make it?The male god was admitted to B University! !Is it so boring?

Little Baiyun:? ?

Shen Yunfan in front of the computer was stunned for a moment, then (⊙︿⊙), (*^▽^*), (._°☆╲(-–), amazing my brother. Damn, this is the first time I feel like Is the male god so close?

Xiao Baiyun: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.I am in B major!!!!

Water and sky are the same color: Are you in B University? ? ?

Xiao Baiyun: Yes, yes, it’s amazing! !

Water and Sky: Amazing! !

Everyone: I always feel that the painting style of water and sky has changed greatly.....

Shen Yunfan was very happy to get the three words he wanted, and then he glanced at the ID... male, male god... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.God!Someone come and save me.

Xiao Baiyun: Yingyingyingying... The male god fucked my mother, I made a mistake...

Shuitian Yise: By the way, which department are you in?

Shen Yunfan was obviously very proud, heh heh, the Chinese Department is the second biggest attraction of B University.

Xiao Baiyun: I’m ashamed to say, Xiaosheng, I’m in the Department of Chinese...

Someone in the next room looked at Shen Yunfan's series of facial expressions, as if Shen Yunfan was really making these expressions. The young man next door slightly raised the corners of his lips, and his slender and slender fingers flew quickly on the keyboard, really wanting to see his wife blowing hair ah.The daughter-in-law is really cute.

Shen Yunfan looked at the message from the male god on the screen... Damn it.

Water and sky are the same color: I am in the Department of Architecture.

Nima egg ah nima egg.The Department of Architecture has nothing to show off about the Department of Architecture.What's so great about being admitted to the Signboard Department.snort!I am not envious.I'm not jealous.

Xiao Baiyun: (idiot face) God, you!real!of!good!fierce!Harmful!oh!

Water and sky are the same color: This is nothing.

Shen Yunfan in front of the computer gritted his teeth, "Cousin?" Shen Yuan's voice suddenly came from the door, so Shen Yunfan didn't manage his expression well for a while, and turned his head with a hideous expression, Shen Yuan's calm expression instantly. ...Cracked... (Actually, Shen Yuan died on purpose. Black-bellied Gonghu.)

"You, laugh, what, what???" Shen Yunfan became even angrier after seeing Shen Yuan's suppressed smile, and his entire face turned dark.

"No, cousin, you are so handsome." After speaking, Shen Yuan walked out of Shen Yunfan's room, and closed the door behind him.Shen Yunfan just wanted to sigh in his heart, is my cousin really so sensible, he dared to face his own shortcomings, knowing that I am the most handsome.When she was narcissistic like this, Shen Yunfan was very arrogant when he heard the laughter from the corridor.Can you bear this?

Shen Yunfan looked down at his small body, and then thought about Shen Yuan's 1.9-inch body, forget it, forget it, adults don't remember villains, and forgive him for the sake of his first offence, Alas, there is no one else who is so generous...

Shen Yunfan kept thinking about the hilarious laughter that Shen Yuan made just now after leaving the house, and suddenly felt that the voice had a slight resemblance to a male god, and then Shen Yunfan was surprised that his cousin had also been admitted to B University, also in the Department of Architecture. (Shen Yunfan's IQ is finally online.) I always feel that some ulterior secret happened without my knowledge...

Xiao Baiyun: Mama God, let me take you to the school on September [-]st...let's meet...let's go.

Shen Yuan next door gritted his teeth and clearly agreed to take me around.Although both of them are myself, my daughter-in-law doesn't know it.This is mental derailment! !

Shuitianyise: Forget it, someone took me to the campus on September [-]st, it’s still a crab

Xiao Baiyun: That's fine, it's fine, remember to ask me if you don't know anything at school.

Water and sky are the same color: pen refill

Screenwriter ~ Rabbit: Two big ones.We have been ignored for a long time...you guys start playing 233333

Xiao Baiyun: Oh oh oh, I'm sorry, I'll go to yy right now

Water and sky: ok

In the hearts of everyone, the painting style of the water and the sky has changed back again...

Shen Yunfan logged into YY and entered the room given by the screenwriter. His heart was very complicated. What should I do? My cousin seems to be dead, but, but...

So Shen Yunfan gave full play to the hand speed he had practiced for many years as a nerd before everyone logged in, and posted a post on a famous post bar called: I found out that my cousin seems to be my crush, what should I do? ? ?Waiting online, urgent.

Obviously, a well-known post bar deserves to be full of idlers. In just one minute, there have been more than 1 replies. Some people have suggested ideas, but they are all similar, together; don’t be together, the poster, you are killing the flowers of the motherland ;Landlord, are you male or female? ? ?

Shen Yunfan picked the reply that asked about gender

Little Abalone: ​​I'm a man...

Afterwards, this post quickly became popular after experiencing a silence....

All kinds of comments in the comment area (obviously captured by the army of rotten girls): so much love; , of course there is no lack of fierce opposition from homophobic comments... Shen Yunfan saw those loving comments mixed with threatening, cursing... and other comments from time to time when flipping through the post, Shen Yunfan saw one of them Comments: All gays die.Harm others.Grass you paralyzed.My heart tightened, I don't know why I feel so sad... Maybe I was wrong in the first place?

"Ding ding..." The sudden notification sound interrupted Shen Yunfan's melancholy mood, Shen Yunfan clicked on the notification bar,

Water and Sky: What are you dawdling about?

Author: Why did Shen Yunfan have such an idea?What exactly caused Shen Yunfan's personality to change drastically?Please watch the next issue of Storytelling by the Water and the Sky... Bah, Bah, Bah, I will update it tomorrow, and there may be another update in a while...Depending on your mood...My wish is world peace. !

Xiao Baiyun: Oh, oh, sorry, I'll be right over...

The water and the sky are the same color: yes

With lingering fears in his heart, Shen Yunfan boarded YY, connected to the microphone, and put on his earphones, "Hey, let's see who's finally here?" A female voice startled Shen Yunfan, but Shen Yunfan quickly swayed over.

"Ah! I'm sorry everyone, I'm late..."

All the girls expressed respectively, "It's okay, it's okay, we've been chatting with Tutu before...", "Ahhh!! Xiao Baiyun's motherly voice is so cute, it can be both cold and natural... .”

To this, Shen Yunfan said: Hehe! !People are attacking...

"Ahem..." A certain woman who had been waiting by the side.

"Hi, Senior Sister..." Shen Yunfan was very helpless.

"Oh..." The woman was very satisfied.

As a result, this woman was envied, jealous, and hated by all the girls, such as "Tutu, you know both of these mothers?!!!", "My God. Tutu, you must have been an angel with broken wings in your previous life." ..." and so on, the woman was really a little excited, and afterwards the woman said that she really only had a moment....

"Ding ding" the pink little jelly looked at the news bar, and the face that was originally very excited suddenly seemed to be humming... With trembling hands, he clicked on the message bar,