man god man god i love you

"Hey..." There was a vibration in Shen Yunfan's pocket, Shen Yunfan took out his mobile phone and looked, and there was a message from the little pink jelly.Shen Yunfan opened the phone and it happened to be the QQ interface.

Little pink jelly: Shen Yunfan.Get out of here quickly!

Shen Yunfan smiled helplessly and started typing.

Xiao Baiyun: Sister, what's the matter?

Little Pink Jelly: You won't forget, will you? !You and the water and the sky are a big drama!

Shen Yunfan was taken aback, really forgot...

Little Pink Jelly: Well, well, I've given up treating you...

Xiao Baiyun: Yeah, buy it!Senior sister, I think I can still be saved.

Little Pink Jelly: Well, I'll send you the file, remember to read it first, and then I'll pull you into the group.

Xiao Baiyun: OK!Sister!I love you so much (óò)!

Little Pink Jelly: Come on, you... (Maybe you will hate me or love me...)

Shen Yunfan downloaded the file called "The Destiny of the Next Life" sent by the pink little jelly, and just about to click on it, Shen's mother asked her family to smash it out for a meal at the door. Shen Yunfan put down his phone and ran out to fill his stomach like a beacon fire Afterwards, she hurried back to the room, completely ignoring Shen's mother's bewildered expression of "Is there something wrong with my son smashing his head?" and Shen Yuan's expression of worrying "Will my wife choke so soon?" ..

Shen Yunfan sat in front of the computer with an extremely pious posture and carefully opened the novel. Then Shen Yunfan sighed in his heart when he saw the acquaintance of the two protagonists with incomparable excitement and excitement—God chatter!Is the author's writing style good?An indescribable sense of comfort accompanies this article, the result!After reading from acquaintance to love, Shen Yunfan has already used up half a pack of napkins!It's still the kind of 200 three-tier, the increase does not increase the price... (cough cough, it's strange...) Shen Yunfan continued to look down with a positive spirit of hard work, he went from falling in love to the end, until he saw The sentence "If there is an afterlife, I hope I am a girl, so that we can enter the palace of marriage under the eyes of everyone... In this life, let's not live it... See you in the next life..."

After reading the last sentence, Shen Yunfan felt like a dog in his heart... Fuck!I've watched you stepping on horses for so long and actually told me this is BEsoyoungsosimple.

Shen Yunfan clicked on the QQ dialog box very angrily and typed heavily on the keyboard...

Xiao Baiyun: Senior sister?What is this BE

what! ! ?

Little pink jelly: don't you want to match it?

Shen Yunfan said that the baby actually refused in his heart!But Su, hehehe (idiot laughs) I'm so happy that I'm co-starring with a male god, aren't I?

Xiao Baiyun: Hey, no, I just ask, hehe, ask...

Little Pink Jelly: Well, excuse me...

Xiao Baiyun: Thank you Lord Ron...

It's just a beep of dog legs——

The first day since Shen Yunfan finished reading the script

Xiao Baiyun: Sister!Sister!When will you pull me into the group...

Little pink jelly: 822183055!Don't bother me, I'm writing a paper recently!This is the group number...

Xiao Baiyun: Sister, I love you! !

Shen Yunfan happily applied to join this penguin group called Rebirth Fate Crew...

The administrator girl pulled Shen Yunfan closer to the group 10 seconds after Shen Yunfan sent out the application...

The system prompts "Xiao Baiyun was invited into the group by the administrator."

Greetings from the group...

Screenwriter ~ Rabbit: Ah!Great!You finally came! !

Artist ~ a beautiful man: Great!Howl!

...

Xiao Baiyun: Hello everyone!

Screenwriter~Rabbit: Daddy, please change your name, like us...

CV~Xiao Baiyun: Is that so?

Art worker~beautiful man: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's shameful to be cute.

CV~Xiao Baiyun: Oh!you hate it...

...

Shen Yunfan quickly got along with the girls in the group and was very happy. In short, the atmosphere in the group was really "February spring breeze is like scissors..."

Of course, Shen Yunfan didn't forget his real purpose when he was enjoying himself with the girls!Is the water and the sky all the same? Shen Yunfan clenched his fists and cheered, Shen Yunfan, you are the most handsome!You are the most handsome in the world!Go forward bravely! !la la la la...

CV'～Xiao Baiyun: By the way, has the water and the sky been greatly added?

Always in charge~ the beautiful me: I added it!Shuitianyishida is finally liberated recently. It seems that I have been playing videos, so I don’t have time to go to QQ...

CV~Xiao Baiyun: Video? ?

Always in charge~ the beautiful me: ah!Great, you don't know?Shuitianyishida played the game live on the beep station.My god.You go and see.Da Da is worthy of being a great god!It just slipped away~~~ Oh my god. !so handsome! !So handsome.

... (This woman is crazy...)

CV~Xiao Baiyun: What the hell is the live game? ? ?

Artist ~ A beautiful man: just playing the game while explaining... I highly recommend you to go to the beep station to watch the live broadcast of the water and the sky~ The sound is so loud~~~

CV~Xiao Baiyun: Oh!I will go right away.

Shen Yunfan's heart was broken when he heard the news...Hold the grass?The male god is actually playing a live game at the beep station and I don't know it.What's the point of this day? ? ?It's unbearable!So Shen Yunfan committed suicide by jumping off the building, the BE of this article? ? ?

Then you are thinking too much...

Shen Yunfan squatted in front of the computer with an idiotic expression, opened the beep station, clicked on Search—Shuitianyise, Shen Yunfan clicked on the homepage of Shuitianyise, my mother!There are so many fans... But why didn't I know it before? ? ?What's wrong with this world (black question mark face)

Shen Yunfan quickly clicked "Follow" while "hehehe", and then he clicked on the latest episode of the video-Ghost Island Horror Road... Nima holding grass is actually a horror game live. !Shen Yunfan felt that his expression was a little cracked...

no.Can't be cowardly!If it's a man, go up.

So with such a strange mentality, Shen Yunfan quickly clicked on the video as if sacrificing his life, quickly retracted to the bed and covered the quilt, only a small head was exposed, and a pair of black eyes were tightly staring at the screen

"Hello, everyone! I am Shuitianyishi...haha, every introduction is so embarrassing..." Shen Yunfan huddled under the quilt with a satisfied face, qaq, Shuitianyishi is big The sound is so fucking good. (Ah! I burst out 233333 when I was excited) Listening to the male god's magnetic voice, Shen Yunfan fell into endless yy, until "Ah.!" A sharp cry came from the computer, and Shen Yunfan was so frightened She shrank back, and then fell under the bed with a "plop", "Oh hello!" Shen Yunfan was very resentful!

Shen's mother outside the door was speechless when she heard the mentally handicapped son's screams, but she was her own mother after all, and Shen's mother was still very angry: "Son! Did you fall off the bed again." (Please pay attention! This is not an interrogative tone! It is an affirmative sentence.)

Shen Yunfan rubbed his sore buttocks and supported the bed to stand up from the floor. Hearing the "concern" question from his mother Shen Yuan outside the door, he replied: "No! I accidentally spilled the water." , This kind of thing that often falls off the bed is not what I do.

"Oops, my ass hurts..."

"Small! Does your ass hurt?!" Mother Shen completely ignored what Shen Yunfan said just now.Shen Yunfan: "..." I heard a mocking tone, what's going on? ! !It shouldn't be, this is my real mother! !I must be thinking too much! !Shen Yunfan rubbed his butt and looked at the messy bed, then at the chair very close to the screen, thinking of the feeling when he fell off the bed just now, he resolutely chose... the bed.snort!real man!True! !

After consolidating the "line of defense", Shen Yunxia walked to the front of the computer, covered her eyes with one hand, and quickly adjusted the progress bar to the beginning with the other hand, then quickly turned around and ran into the bed. For the actual situation, please refer to the previous chapter.. .... For the next whole hour, Shen Yunfan used a kind of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What the hell?! How could such a perverted author create such a perverted game." These two situations were interchanged... Then Shen Yunfan frantically flipped through the game commentary of the male god and mother.. ....

When Shen's mother asked Shen Yunfan to go out to buy vegetables, Shen Yunfan showed a very sharp state, smiling at Shen's mother for a while, and looking unlovable for a while...

Looking at Shen Yunfan, Shen's mother felt that she was a fool and didn't remember what she explained at all, so Shen's mother was very "embarrassed" and ran to the door of the guest room and knocked on the door: "Xiao Yuan! Are you busy now?"

There was a sound of footsteps at the door, and soon Shen Yuan opened the door and said, "Auntie, what's the matter?" Very polite.

Shen's mother looked embarrassed (not) and said: "Xiaoyuan, can you accompany your cousin to go out to buy vegetables now, I don't worry about him being alone..." After finishing speaking, Shen's mother looked at our family. The stupid son is too stupid and I also have a helpless expression.

"Okay, I'm going to change clothes." After speaking, Shen Yuan turned around to change clothes very coolly. In the end, he found several clothes, and then looked at the clothes full of clothes on the bed. The image of a cold male god. Hahahaha! I am so happy!! Hmm... I found myself a bit cheap??? It must be my illusion...) In the end, Shen Yuan still wore the most ordinary clothes, White shirt and black jeans.Don't ask me why I wear it like this, because it's very handsome! !

Then.....1 minute later.....

Shen Yuan and Shen Yunfan stood outside the door with dazed faces, what happened just now? ? ?

(Let me take you back to 1 minute ago) After Shen's mother quickly explained what she needed, no one could hear what she wanted to buy. Shen's mother's speech speed was equivalent to that of "blah blah blah... " Then he quickly pushed Shen Yuan and Shen Yunfan out of the door, and said when the door was closed: "Buy slowly! Don't rush back..." After pushing the two 'children' out, Shen Mom stood at the door and took out her mobile phone, called her husband, and said loudly (a voice that could be heard by people outside the door): "Husband! Let's go out to eat today! The two children are out to play!! Okay, I'll go to the company to find you, I love you! Do you!" The two people outside the door trembled at the same time...I always feel that some conspiracy happened without our "knowledge"... ..

The two people outside the door looked at each other silently, with mixed feelings in their hearts, and Shen's mother inside the door hummed happily... Uh... The Smurfs...

Shen Yunfan felt that as an elder (uh...) he should break the deadlock, he looked at Shen Yuan seriously and said, "What shall we do now?"

There was a height difference between the two, Shen Yunfan raised his head and looked at Shen Yuan innocently, the pale yellow light in the elevator shone on Shen Yunfan's face, it looked very gentle and beautiful...

Shen Yuan watched as Shen Yunfan suddenly bent down, and Shen Yunfan subconsciously backed away, and a dramatic thing happened.The door of the elevator just opened at this time, Shen Yunfan fell backwards with an unstable center of gravity, Shen Yuan stretched out a hand to embrace Shen Yunfan and then walked into the elevator inertially, (It's almost boyfriend force max.)

Shen Yunfan's whole body was stiff, Shen Yuan held Shen Yunfan's slender waist with one hand, as if he couldn't believe that Shen Yunfan's waist could be so thin, Shen Yunfan said stiffly: "Why, what?" It's really embarrassing at this time.Ah ah ah ah ah.

Shen Yuan felt Shen Yunfan's stiffness, smiled and said: "It's nothing, it's just cousin, your waist is really thin..." Then he looked Shen Yunfan up and down with an indescribable look (referred to as wretched) , the elevator door just opened, (giving Shen Xiaogong a chance to be handsome.) After speaking, he turned and walked out of the elevator.