Master is in hand, I have the world

In order to ensure fairness, the individual competition adopts a three-game two-win system. When the first game ended with Xiao Xiaobai's overwhelming victory, Sang Yi fell asleep meaninglessly.It was only when he was awakened by the lively cheering and booing around him that he was surprised and inexplicably found that the third game in the morning had already started, not only the surrounding audience had completely changed, even the players on the stage had changed!

Sang Yi quickly left the scene to call Xiao Xiaobai.

The phone rang three or four times, and finally there was a reply from the other side who seemed to be awake: "Hello?"

Sang Yi roared: "I fuck your sister, where are you!"

Xiao Xiaobai on the phone was very innocent: "I didn't find you, of course I went back to my residence by myself."

"Are you back at the hotel now?"

"No. I'm tired, so I found a lawn to lie down for a while."

"Okay, where is the lawn, I'll come to you."

"I seem to be in City C..."

"Of course it's in City C! Your apprentice, I don't have time to tease you, so just tell me where you are!"

"In the lawn by the roadside."

"Nonsense! Which road's curb?"

"C City."

"Still playing! Need a beating, don't you!"

"Brother Tule, I'm really in City C, really on the lawn by the side of the road."

"You always know which direction you go after you go out!"

"Front."

"..."

"What iconic buildings are there around you? The ones that are big and conspicuous?"

"Yes, yes! There is a tree next to me!"

"..."

"There is also an old man who sells sweet potatoes."

Sang Yi once again noticed a drop of crystal sweat on his forehead: "Grass, don't you have road blindness?"

"No, absolutely not!"

"Then where are you?"

"I'm in City C, and I'm on the lawn by the side of the road."

Sang Yi was completely desperate: "Get out!!!"

When Sang Yi asked Yue Rugou for help, he seemed extremely calm.

"It's okay, it's okay, the boss also lost it when he participated in the team competition last year." Yue Rugou said, "That time he said that he would go out to eat soy milk fritters in the morning, and that place is only two streets away from the low score where we live It's an alley that doesn't even turn around. As a result, he never came back after he left..."

How crazy does this bastard have to be to be able to walk two streets and one alley without making a turn and get lost, dear!

Sang Yi was speechless.

"He's actually not a complete road idiot. It's okay for you to let him go from a familiar place to a strange place, but it's over after he arrives in a strange place. Even if the distance between the two places may be There is nothing right across an alley.”

"Is his mind a ray? Does it go and never return?"

"That's right. You just need to call him from where he started and ask him where he passed along the way. His memory is very good. He can remember all the shops and even the flowers and plants in the places he passed by." Chu."

"Then why is he still lost!"

"Because when he came back, the perspective was completely reversed."

"..."

Relying on the scenery along the way recounted by Xiao Xiaobai, Sang Yi launched a thrilling puzzle-solving action.

Yue Rugou is right, Xiaobai's memory is indeed terrifying, the names of every shop he narrated are very accurate, even the order is exactly the same.

Go out from the side entrance of the arena and turn left after walking through a street, then turn left after crossing the entire pedestrian street, and finally pass through the small commodity wholesale market standing on the bank of the small river and turn left. It took two or three hours to go around. I was so hungry. Sang Yi fucked up his chest directly to his back.

But why is Mao's route...a bit weird?

"Yes, yes, I'm right here, with a big tree next to it!" These words came from the phone and ears at the same time. Sitting on the lawn under the street tree was a 2B youth who was in a state of "knowing how to warm the bed and ask for support" and kept shooting all kinds of passers-by with puzzled eyes. He threw a lot of one five yuan and ten cents next to the commemorative water cup of the Three Realms Tournament in front of him.

"Hi." Sang Yi stood in front of him smiling.

"Hi..." Xiao Xiaobai smiled.

The warm sunlight shines through the leaves and gently casts mottled shadows on Xiaobai's smiling face, which always has a very special evil spirit.Everything is said without words. At this time, silence is better than sound. There are 480 temples in the Southern Dynasty, and [-] words are omitted here.

"Hey, it's been 3 minutes, do you remember who I am?" Sang Yi rattled his phone.

"Don't make noise, I'm still thinking about it." Xiao Xiaobai bowed his head in the classic pose of a thinker, "Ah! I remembered!"

Sang Yi didn't respond, and the excitement on Xiao Xiaobai's face gradually turned into incomprehension.

"Grass, do you really remember it!"

"Maybe, maybe, maybe...er..."

Sang Yi bleeds instantly: "I am your apprentice! Apprentice!"

"Brother Tule, you came so fast!" Xiao Xiaobai blinked his bloodshot eyes, "I'll just say, the voice sounds very similar!"

"Foolish you, uncle! You can't even hear it!"

High myopia plus astigmatism, blue-green color blindness, prosopagnosia, road idiot, sound idiot plus abnormality, God has given him the brain nerves that can respond super fast and adaptable, and there must be no time to care about the development of other aspects of this baby sound.

"Brother Tule, let's go back, I'm going to suffer from heat stroke." Xiao Xiaobai completely ignored his anger, and continued to ask to go home with a calm face.

"I really admire you for being able to walk so far when you're half-blind. I don't know if you can get a taxi here..." Sang Yi turned his head to look, and saw the blue glass-steel building on the other side of the river!

Sang Yi silently put away his mobile phone, turned around and carried Xiao Xiaobai on his back and walked quickly onto the bridge.

"Apprentice, you are so kind to me as a teacher, but even though I can't see you, at least I can still go. You don't have to carry me... Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

Sang Yi roared, "I'm going to throw you into the river!"

Grass!After crossing the bridge and passing through a residential area is the back door of the arena!

In order not to study jailbreak in depth for the rest of his life, Sang Yi did not throw Xiaobai into the river in the end.

On the way back to the hotel, Sang Yi was walking in front, occasionally looking back at Xiao Xiaobai who was obediently following behind like a spirit behind him.Touching the black-rimmed glasses in his trouser pocket, Sang Yi suddenly felt very funny.For countless nights, the helpless little pharmacist Sang Fuyun followed the crazy and perverted master silently to skin the skin in such a pitiful way.

This is called feng shui rotation, and you have to pay back if you come out and commit crimes.

Shinhwa and Xiao Xiaobai won the first round of the individual competition, and the Black Wings team easily broke through and advanced. After dinner, everyone had a meaningless small celebration.

"Boss, Sangsang... who are you?" Although she already knew that many unbelievable situations had happened that day, Yue Rugou still turned into petrification gorgeously when she saw Xiao Xiaobai.

"Pfft! This is the first time I've seen the boss in such a mess, hahahaha!" Little T laughed heartlessly, "What the hell are you guys up to?"

"Closer to Zhu Zhechi, close to lead I must be 2B." Xiao Xiaobai summed up all kinds of weird events that happened today in an understatement.

When he arrived at Xiao Xiaobai's home court, his arrogance really became arrogant.

"Every master will be planted in the hands of one or N+1 idiots, and we will share our encouragement with you." After Hei Xifeng finished speaking, the senior management of the Red Building toasted with the group, and even Xiao Xiaobai followed with a glass of Sprite in a very entertaining spirit.

"Damn, you guys should be nice to me!" Sang Yi was in a tragedy again.

"There is an outsider today, save him some face." Shinhwa tilted his head, took a sip of beer and continued to watch the show.

Today's small celebration is not just about the red building, even a bunch of people from the black wings came.The Red House just got together yesterday, except for the people who stayed to watch the game, they basically dispersed. Judging from the number of people, the people with black wings had the upper hand.

If the atmosphere of this gathering is peaceful and friendly, then this is the beginning of the peace process between the two major gangs in the thirteenth district.

But obviously not.

The Red House was having a meaningless carnival from the very beginning, and the group of people with black wings headed by Liuli Love Letter huddled on the sofa and chatted softly.

The most discordant factor on the field came from the pink and tender little loli behind Yue Rugou.

Yue Rugou was always surrounded by a group of women, and that silly and naive little loli stood by his side like Hu Shi. Obviously, she was trying very hard to integrate into Yue Rugou's circle of friends as soon as possible, but it was a pity that others were interested. Obviously it's the moon like a hook, not the legendary love between him and Lori.

"What kind of horse? Is that Brother Yue's girlfriend?" Sang Yi immediately became confused when he learned the truth, "I didn't expect him to like this type, tsk tsk..."

"No need to tsk tsk, your brother Yue likes any type." Little T tasted the red wine relished, "I don't know how long we can date this time."

"Didn't it be three months last time? This time I bet two months." Xiao Xiaobai brought orange juice.

Myths also come into the mix: "Two months? Didn't you find that the cycle is getting shorter? I bet on one month."

"This little loli has no aura, and it's hard to last a month." Little T said seriously, "Ten days! I'll bet a cart of cucumbers."

"I will take a car with you, and I will send you a car of chrysanthemums." Hei Xifeng made a final decision, "We will break up today."

Sang Yi was speechless: "Do you want to be so vicious? Brother Yue, are you sorry?"

"Oh, you don't know yet?" Little T began to explain gossipingly, "Yuezi is famous for being a lovelorn."

"Broken love master?" Sang Yi pointed at the group of women with trembling fingers, "Are you kidding me?"

"Don't think that Yuezi is so popular, in fact, he is the same as in the Three Realms, all kinds of attracting bees and butterflies, all kinds of beauties and misfortunes, all kinds of fate, no reason, and being dumped for no reason..."

"Hey, are you possessed by Brother Yue? It's enough to use adjectives indiscriminately."

"Don't believe me?" Hei Xifeng raised her eyebrows slightly, "Let's go, I'll accompany you to have a look."

"If you don't believe me, let's go." Sang Yi took a glass of beer, and the two paparazzi quietly leaned over, just in time to see Yue Rugou getting close to a beautiful woman in a little black dress.The beauty in the black dress looks very majestic, with natural big wavy curly hair and a retro black lace dress, she is actually a bit like Audrey Hepburn.

"Stupid or not, it depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid." Yue Rugou smiled evilly, the tip of her slightly raised eyes looked like a face full of peach blossoms.

Audrey glanced at the little loli sitting next to him, and asked indifferently: "Then are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?"

Yue Rugou stretched out her knuckles to her lips, and narrowed her eyes slightly: "When I meet someone who likes to be really stupid, I will pretend to be stupid, and when I meet someone who likes to pretend to be stupid, I will pretend to be even more stupid."

Audrey couldn't help being amused: "Bah, I despise you! My old lady knew you were an evildoer the moment she opened her eyes. You are simply the kind of bastard who specializes in abducting good women and little girls."

Sang Yi, who was sitting and watching the fun, was completely embarrassed. Isn't this the adapted version of Hei Xifeng's Trilogy of Chasing Gods!

Audrey had been sitting on the outside drinking all the time before and didn't want to talk to Yue Rugou at all, she was obviously not interested in him.

Yue Rugou was surrounded by so many women, but he chose to provoke a woman who was not interested in him, and he managed to make her interested in less than ten words.

Sang Yi said: So strong.

Hei Xifeng said: How cheap.

"Asshole? That's because you don't know me yet. I have the biggest shortcoming, which is that I am very specific about feelings." Yue Rugou put on a serious expression.

"Single-minded? Hehe." The little loli who was left out in the cold gave a half-hearted laugh.

"I'm really dedicated, but it's not obvious, haha, haha." Yue Rugou noticed that little Lolita was going crazy, and quickly turned all her energy back to gently suppress, "Let's go, I'll accompany you out Would you like to go shopping?"

"See, your girlfriend is jealous." Audrey laughed ambiguously.

"No, no, don't get me wrong, she just wants to go home." Yue Rugou hurriedly found a step for little Lolita, "My Lili is sensible, so she can see it..."

"I can't see it! Zhuanyi, you are dedicated to every woman!" Little Loli burst into tears instantly, turned her head and left, "It's over for us! Don't come to me again!"

"Lily, Lily, listen to my explanation! Listen to my explanation..." Yue Rugou quickly followed and left the scene, while Hei Xifeng and Sang Yi decisively moved back to the home of the Red Mansion.

"Break up again?" Shinhwa shook his head helplessly, "How long did it last this time? Two weeks?"

Hei Xifeng stretched out a finger responsibly: "One week."

"Now you know why he keeps getting dumped?" Little T poked himself in the face, "Who wants to worry about his boyfriend hooking up everywhere outside 24 hours a day, he's a shame."

Sang Yi shook his head resolutely: "It has nothing to do with the face, he asked for it completely."

Hei Xifeng laughed until the east wind was weak and all the flowers were gone: "You all lose, pay back the money you owe, and pay the chrysanthemums if you owe chrysanthemums!"

myth:……

Little White: ...

Little T: ...

Sang Yi: ...