Master is in hand, I have the world

Sang Yi huddled under the quilt all night full of vigilance. When Xiao Xiaobai turned over a little, he jumped up like a frightened bird and rushed to the door. It was after midnight that he couldn't hold back and fell asleep. I slept like a dead pig until dawn.

"Confinement? Myth?" When the phone's alarm rang, Xiao Xiaobai woke up faster than Sang Yi, turned over early and shouted, "What time is it?"

"Your sister! Don't be surprised! It's only 9 o'clock." Sang Yi looked at him sadly.

Xiao Xiaobai was confused: "Who are you?"

"Come again! Don't tell me that you have face blindness!" Sang Yi, who was extremely exhausted, suddenly had the urge to strangle Xiaobai to death while he was unconscious.

"I have face blindness." Xiao Xiaobai's dark pupils began to release the ubiquitous and terrifying sense of devouring again, but his eyes were obviously bloodshot.

"Father Shi Le, you forced me!" Sang Yi waved his fist meaninglessly at him. Anyway, it is impossible for Xiaobai to get caught by Xiao Xiaobai's coquettish movements of climbing over walls, windows and doors.

Boom, a heavy punch hit the left side of the face, Xiao Xiaobai let out a scream, and an ultra-small UFO was thrown out of the face in a ecstatic arc.

"...Actually hit the target?" Sang Yi was a little dazed, and hurried over to look at Xiao Xiaobai's face carefully, "What flew out? Teeth? Hearing aids? Or the overnight meal that I didn't spit out yesterday?"

"Fuck! Those are glasses! Contact lenses!" Xiao Xiaobai wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his hand, and his entire facial expression began to twitch, "What did I do that made you want to beat me? I have to compete today!"

"yesterday, you……"

"Yesterday?" Xiao Xiaobai tilted his head thoughtfully.

"I can't even remember the fact that I'm going to beat you in a notebook, and I'll treat you as even with this punch!" Sang Yi hesitated instantly, "That's the end of this topic!"

"Aha?" Xiao Xiaobai's eyes were puzzled again. Looking at each other at such a close distance, Sang Yi immediately noticed that the eye from which Xiao Xiaobai's contact lens flew away showed a deep gray-blue color, which was much darker than before. It's still evil when wearing black color contact lenses.

"...your eyes?" Sang Yi was stunned, "Did you always wear colored contact lenses before?"

"It's not cosmetic contact lenses! Those products have absolute academic and tactical significance..." Xiao Xiaobai immediately got down on the ground and fumbled around, "Forget it, you pure SB, I tell you that you don't understand it either, so find it quickly."

"Why are your eyes this color?"

"Mixed blood of the N generation, the genes of my generation will collapse." Xiao Xiaobai replied honestly, "Because my eyes are this color, I was born with high myopia and astigmatism, and also blue-green color blindness."

"Then you are a super disabled person?" Sang Yi just wanted to laugh, and just met his black and blue eyes, and immediately lowered his head guiltyly to search for the dropped contact lens in the carpet, "You are very creative, It's not easy to live."

"Do you feel sorry for me?"

Sang Yi forced himself to nod: "Yes."

"That plus face blindness."

"……roll!"

Time passed by, and Sang Yi walked back and forth in the area where the glasses fell angrily: "What kind of contact lenses do men wear! Wearing a black frame is safe, non-toxic, and easy to find. Is there any!"

"Roaring doesn't include free shipping, my dear, there's nothing wrong with it." Xiao Xiaobai drank water leisurely on the side, "But if I don't start again, I won't be able to catch up with the game. Alas, God wants to kill me, I have to... ..."

"Brother Yue is so embarrassed that he redeemed your clothes for you. How the fuck did you fall to your death on the starting line!" Sang Yi roared up to the sky.

"Who is to blame for this?"

"..." Sang Yi jumped into a rage, turned his head and hit the wall, and an ultra-small UFO slowly fell from the sole of his shoe.

Xiao Xiaobai burst into tears as she held the color contact lenses with the pattern on her soles: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, you died so badly!"

Sang Yi asked with the last hope: "Don't you have a backup?"

"Yes, I have."

"Fuck, take it out early and you will die! Where is it?"

"Home."

"where is your house?"

"Not too far, probably more than 1000 kilometers away."

"..." Sang Yi went all out, "Xiao Hei is dead, Da Hei is here, go out and buy a new pair."

Xiao Xiaobai finally got serious: "What time is it?"

"Nine forty-five..."

"Grass! It's too late!" Xiao Xiaobai had been looking at Sang Yi in such a leisurely manner before, and now suddenly the small universe burst out and stood up and rushed out.

"Damn it! Stop! Immediately! Immediately! Rightnow!" Sang Yi roared, "Where you are going is..."

"Oh!" Xiao Xiaobai screamed, and another ultra-small UFO was thrown out of his face in an arc of ecstasy.

"……wall."

The smashed Xiao Xiaobai slowly smeared to the ground along the wall.

"Don't pretend to be dead! You fucking get up!" Sang Yi frantically tried to hug him up. It seemed that the two of them were about the same size. Unexpectedly, although Xiao Xiaobai was thin, his bones were quite heavy.

"I can't even see the horse, how can you torture me as a teacher..." Xiao Xiaobai groaned aggrievedly.

"Fuck you! You have to climb for me to compete today even if you are climbing!" Sang Yi took a deep breath, frowned, and thoughtfully, squatted down and carried Xiao Xiaobai on his shoulders, and strode towards the door. rush to.

"Damn! I refuse to be parallel to your ass as a teacher!" Sang Yi carried Xiao Xiaobai on his shoulders like a sack, instantly dizzy, abdominal pain, stomach twitching, back pain and leg cramps.

"If you keep talking about me, I'll fart and kill you!" Sang Yi was so excited to get revenge so quickly, wishing he could sing that the serfs would stand up and be liberated.

Today was Xiao Xiaobai's first match in the individual knockout round, so when Sang Yi carried Xiao Xiaobai and appeared outside the arena, he suddenly overwhelmed a large number of nerds and nerds who came to pay their respects to their idols.Shinhwa's match was at the same arena, and they happened to meet both of them at the gate.

"Boss, Sangsang... who are you?" Shinhwa's expression was very complicated.

"Damn, I'm saved! The perverted master will leave it to you." Sang Yi threw Xiao Xiaobai, a hot potato, directly at Shinhwa.

"Damn, I'm the one who was saved... vomit..." Xiao Xiaobai went straight to the flower bed next to her and vomited to death.

"Sangsang, where are you going?" Shinhwa obviously hasn't figured out the situation yet.

"You take him in first! I'll go buy contact lenses!"

"What? Color contact lenses?" Shinhwa sighed strangely and turned a corner, "What happened last night?"

Sang Yi took a taxi all the way around to find a reliable optical shop, and when he entered the door, he started shouting, "Do you have high-quality black contact lenses?"

"Yes, which brand do you want?" The shopping guide's voice was sweet enough to penetrate into the bones.

"The most expensive! The quality must be reliable!"

"Good point, the most expensive one is this one, 560 for one payment, authentic Korean product, natural color, absolutely guaranteed quality and price."

"... Is there a cheaper one?" Sang Yi was instantly discouraged.

"Is that a mid-range price?" The shopping guide took out another pile of small bottles, "What you want are prescription lenses, what are your eye parameters?"

"...I don't know." Sang Yi was angry, "Just make a black frame according to my face shape, and my eyes are five Baidu, it's done!"

When he rushed back to the competition venue wearing black-rimmed glasses, Xiao Xiaobai's competition had already started.Sang Yi tried to send the glasses a thousand miles away, but was blocked by the staff, turned around and saw Shinhwa in the front row, and hurried to his side: "Brother God, find a way to send the glasses up!"

"The competition has already started, and the effect of you going up now is to add to the chaos." Shinhwa leaned on the chair with his usual calmness, "Just watch your master perform with peace of mind."

The audience erupted into applause before the words of the myth came to an end. Sang Yi turned his head to look at the big screen in the middle of the competition area, just in time to see the lunatic Xiaobai, who had only a trace of blood left, performing a gorgeous super long combo. Beautiful Jedi counterattack.

"Blind people can still play games, damn it." Xiao Xiaobai has basically sat at the limit distance from the computer, and the light from the pair of gray-blue glasses is still dim from time to time. Obviously, sometimes he can't see anything at all!Sang Yi noticed a drop of crystal sweat on his forehead, "No way? He completely guesses the opponent's reaction and moves?"

"Of course it's based on guesswork." Shinhwa folded his hands around his mouth and raised his lips, "The swordsman who kills in battle can actually play the assassin's quick kill combination. I'm convinced."

"Although the trick of blind hitting is very fantasy, is he... really that strong?" Sang Yi was very puzzled, "Aren't the four of you deputy gang leaders all very powerful, and none of you can beat him?"

"We are all battle-killing swordsmen, but his strength is much stronger than mine. I have never won a single match." A hint of pride can be seen in Shinhwa's demeanor, "If you don't rely on special props to fight based on strength, No one in the Three Realms is his opponent."

Sang Yi wanted to ask this question a long time ago: "In reality, you are so far apart, I am really curious how you got together. How low is the probability that several such strong people just happen to play on the same server? !"

"I used to play in the tenth district. One day, Xiaobai somehow switched to the server and challenged me on the world channel. The condition is that if I win, he will delete the account. If I lose, I have to follow him to the red building in the seventh district. "

"So you followed him into the red building?" Sang Yi's expression turned into embarrassment: "So martial arts?"

Shinhwa smiled wryly: "Damn it, as the number one player in the whole district, I lost so ugly in front of everyone, I can't stay in the tenth district any longer."

"...Then Brother Yue, Xifeng and Little T too?"

"Yuezi was there when I entered the red building. Xifeng played much later than us. Xiaoxiaobai saw a post on the forum scolding the new perverted poison doctor in the fourteenth district, so he directly transferred Fu used to pester Xifeng for half a month before bringing her back. Little T was only met after we transferred to the [-]th District. At that time, her level was not too high. He slaughtered passers-by, and when he saw it, he resolutely took it into the meeting." Shinhwa stood up and left, "I left beforehand, remember to pick your master back to the hotel."

"Don't tell me!"

"Next time if he gets drunk and touches you again, just find something and smash it unconscious. Don't feel sorry for those furniture, just push all the smashed ones on Xiao Xiaobai, and if you get hurt, say he hit it himself. Anyway, he won’t remember when he wakes up.”

"..." Sang Yi looked up at the back of Shinhwa striding away and sighed, "Crazy and perverted master, you are not playing a game, you are collecting villains in the whole Three Realms..."