[Comprehensive] plagiarism

"Only the computer can save me." Teacher Dasheng, who was about to arrive home after a physically and mentally exhausting trip, said with emotion.

"I really don't understand what attracts you to those black and white words full of English letters and symbols." Young Tom felt that he really didn't mean to hit Teacher Dasheng, but are you really sure that you know those English words?If you don't have language talent, just accept your fate, Hun Dan!

And... After Mr. Dasheng threatened to spend his whole life with the computer, Tom went to study the thing called the computer in Mo Jing's study carefully, and finally came to the conclusion that he didn't know what it meant at all.He really couldn't figure out where Dasheng's love for such a machine came from, and he was so persistent that he felt like it was going to be engraved in his bone marrow.

Tom Juvenile said that what he said was absolutely not an exaggeration. In a 24-hour day, Dasheng would spend twelve hours sleeping, two hours eating, two hours playing red and white machines, two hours in a daze, and three hours painting. Painting, and three hours were used to express my heart and soul to the computer.

In other words, the computer is almost equivalent to the second most important thing in Dasheng, second only to sleep, and even higher than food.

He's not going to admit that he rants because he's jealous that everything is more important than him!

Teacher Dasheng silently glanced at Boy Tom, and said, "Sooner or later, the ugly duckling will transform into a white swan."

"En?" Young Tom was taken aback, what an ugly duckling and a white swan, where did the focus of their discussion come from? (V Palace was finally dragged into the water by Dasheng living up to expectations...)

Teacher Dasheng patted Tom on the shoulder with a sad face: "It's not your fault that you don't have a childhood." All this is the fault of the perverted orphanage. There are fairy tales, cartoons and other entertainments that filled childhood.

"..." Boy Tom really wanted to say, compared to Muggle forest fairy tales and Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, does he still instinctively prefer the fairy tales of the poet Beedle in the wizarding world?

"In other words, you and other mortals and the whole world will be shaken by the future transformation of the computer!" Teacher Dasheng said.

"...Actually, you have the bloodline of the prophecy, right?" Boy Tom felt that this was the only explanation for the remarks made by Mr. Dasheng who made sense from time to time.

"No, I actually came from time travel~" Mr. Dasheng put on a superhuman pose.

Tom Boy said that in the future, when Teacher Dasheng was twitching, he would try to cooperate as little as possible, so as to save him from talking more and more crazy.

Mr. Dasheng shrugged, look, the truth is buried in this way, but he is indeed a real time-space hacker.

The topic of "love" came to an end, and the Riddle couple finally found the key to open the door (==), and when Pu Yi entered the living room, what they saw was Mrs. Bai Zai, who was in the living room with Garfield. , Cheese watching TV with Youai scene.

When Garfield and Cheese saw the owner came back, their eyes lit up, and they rushed towards them in the craziest posture Dasheng had ever seen.What about presents?What about food?What did you bring back from your travels?What they wanted to express could not be more concise and clear.

Teacher Dasheng didn't have the time to answer all kinds of unreasonable (?) requests from his pet cat, because he was busy playing with Bai Zai Zhengtai and they had a good understanding. They saw each other at the same time, and said together: "It's you!"

The NPC who obviously thought they would only meet once, suddenly turned into a real person who needs to meet again, three times or even N times. It is not a big blow for the two parties involved.

Garfield and Cheese Zhizhi immediately changed their names and begged Tom Boy in various ways.

"What is it?" Junior Tom said, he has no time to take care of the cat now, and he is at a loss now.How did all this happen? He just went on a trip with Dasheng, fought for the two-person world, and hit his suspected rival in love by the way. Why did his family increase instead of decrease after he came back, and there was another obtrusive person? guy!

"You are Teacher Dasheng?" Bai Zai Zhengtai's expression was slightly distorted.

Dasheng nodded. He was too used to the disillusioned expressions of fans after seeing his real body. However, it was not what he wanted to have a baby face. These were original accessories from the factory. Can't change it!

Then, after observing the black-haired boy for a while, Mr. Dasheng guessed the boy's identity—— Kuchiki Byakuya.He should have thought of it earlier, shouldn't he?He should have guessed it the first time he saw the boy, that this terrific nima is the boyish version of Captain Kuchiki Byakuya, that hot-tempered little Shota!

By the way == Is Aizen here?Where is my painting?Is Aizen fake dead?It seems that he is dead... My son, please take me away quickly.

"Hello, I'm Byakuya Kuchiki." The boy's words completely shattered the last tiny extravagant hope in Teacher Dasheng's heart.

Young Tom raised his eyebrows, another drawn character.

"I..." Bai Zai Zhengtai was about to speak.

"No, wait for me, listen to me." Teacher Dasheng quickly took down the surviving manuscript from upstairs.

Thus, His Royal Highness Lu Luxiu was stabbed five times again. (…)

"Understood?" Teacher Dasheng asked.

Bai Zai was frowning too, trying very hard to digest Teacher Dasheng's words: "Then, do I really exist?"

After all, Bai Zai Zhengtai is still young at this time, he can't calmly accept the reality that he was drawn like the previous bosses, he has some worries about the value of life that need to be confused.

"Of course." Teacher Dasheng signaled with his eyes the senior Tom Boy to explain to Bai Zai Zhengtai.

Tom Junior strikes a pose of why should I help.

Teacher Dasheng was furious, and embraced Tom Boy unceremoniously, and gave him a domineering tongue kiss. After the kiss was over, Teacher Dasheng said, "Are you satisfied?"

Junior Tom licked his lips and said with a smile, "It tastes good, but this is just a deposit."

"Waiting for you at any time." Teacher Dasheng really thinks that men should be straightforward.

Then, under Bai Zaizhengtai's shocked expression of "=口=", young Tom was calm and amiable, explaining to the little friend the strange scientific truth about self-existence and space overlapping plus magic theory...

No matter what the boy Tom said, Bai Zai was relieved anyway, he no longer wondered about his own existence, he began to be confused about another topic - what is the relationship between Mr. Dasheng and this guy named Tom Riddle?It turns out that men and men are also okay?By analogy, the reason why Yeyi has been slow to accept Urahara is actually because...she has an affair with her fellow second team, Suifeng Wuxi?

↑A good young man who loves to think, he was led astray like this. (…)

And Garfield and Cheese finally understood a cruel reality after such a long salute. Hun Dan, who abandoned the big team and went on a private trip, really dared to bring nothing back! Is there any law!

Boy Tom rolled his eyes, the two cats were silent, and the world was completely quiet.

Garfield squatted in the corner and began to feel sad.

Cheese walked over with graceful steps, first rubbed, then licked, and finally tilted his head and called "chi~" to be cute.

Garfield slapped it unceremoniously with his paw, "Go, go, go, I'm a sad little mushroom." '

——Is there a shiitake mushroom of your size, and the melancholy mushroom is about the same?

So, the gray tiger-striped kitten stood firmly next to the orange depression mushroom, and began to seriously pretend that they were a cat and a very orange depression mushroom.

……

When Mo Momeng opened the door and came in, what she saw was such a harmonious scene where a family of brothers and several love to discuss. Mo Momeng put her hands together on her right cheek and said happily: "Ah , you are back, and you also saw your cousin."

cousin?Teacher Dasheng and Tom Boy exchanged a tacit look.

Bai Zai Zhengtai's face turned red. This was the third lie he told. He helped his sister so enthusiastically that he could enter the house and wait for Teacher Dasheng who came back from the tour.Sure enough, the matter is nothing but three, is it about to be exposed? TAT Then Dasheng teacher nodded: "Yes, this is my third cousin, Kuchiki Byakuya."

This time it was Bai Zai who was looking at Teacher Dasheng strangely. Does this person have a habit of recognizing his younger brother casually?In other words, as the quasi-heir of a great noble, would it be a shame for me to recognize such an elder brother? (==)

"Your cousin's name is really strange." Brother Jiang, who came in after Mo Momeng, said, "And I'm really curious why you must insist on giving your relatives a name in the name. The comic arranges a position that is popular and admired by everyone, and Tom Su is not such a Su Farer."

Because they themselves are popular and admired by thousands of people, and then they are my relatives. You have reversed the causal relationship.Teacher Dasheng said silently in his heart.

"Tom Su?" Tom frowned, and looked at Teacher Dasheng in silence, meaning naked, you must have committed too many sins in the days when I was no longer.

Dasheng teacher Bei'er innocently opened a pair of dark eyes, looked at Tom boy moistly, and expressed it very clearly, even if I popularized it, what's wrong, you really have the heart to blame me, and punish me severely Mouth?kindness?

Young Tom can only utter one sentence silently in his heart, it's shameful to be cute!

Then, the Tom Su incident was over, just like the Tommy sentence that belonged to Mr. Dasheng.Tom Boy said that although Tommy sounds too young and childish at first, but after listening to it too much, especially from the mouth of Teacher Dasheng, this setting is still very touching.

↑What about your dignity as a Demon Lord? !

↑As early as Teacher Dasheng admitted my relationship with him, it disappeared.

↑...

"But I have to say, he is the one who resembles you the most." Young Mo Jing also walked into the living room.

With black hair and black eyes, and a slightly dumbfounded expression, even Teacher Dasheng has to admit that maybe he and Bai Zai do resemble each other, but they are not very similar. I can be sure that I am actually more like Lu Luxiu, eh! (You really dare to speak so boldly...)