[Comprehensive] plagiarism

we shouldn't cry,

From the heart, it means the defeat of the body,

That just proves,

The fact that we have hearts is simply superfluous.

——BY: "Reaper? Volume [-]? Byakuya Kuchiki"

As the head of the four nobles, he is the most closely related to the royal family and has the greatest power. His family members are the most respected among all the nobles. He has many servants and is a model of all gods of death. He is the Kuchiki family whose duty is to maintain and enforce the rules of the soul world. The prospective heir, Mr. Kuchiki Byakuya, has been very irritable recently.

There are many reasons for his temper.

One, Yoichi Sifengin - that goddamn 'cat demon' - is really driving him crazy, because that stupid? Damn? He probably will never win a game of chasing ghosts in his life.

Second, the death date of his father—Master Kuchiki Cangchun who died in battle many years ago—is approaching.

Thirdly, Kisuke Urahara—the third member of the second team, a research madman—made this version 1.0 of Yoshiku, which is really laborious to move!

Fourth, he is running away from home.

Fifth, why does he feel that this thing called comics in this world seems to draw his future...

Closing the new issue of the comic magazine in his hand, the black-haired aristocratic boy said, the most important thing is, who can tell him how to get to the train station? I'll go!What the hell is going on with this map? !What is BUS, what is Subway Line [-], and where do these messy road names correspond? ! !The drawing is not clear at all, really, stupid? Damn? Useless stuff! ! !

So, at this moment, a young man from a great noble family is struggling to experience the common travel problems of ordinary civilians. Obviously, he is weak because of his insufficient skills, so he succeeded in getting lost in the intricate and complicated city of the metropolis. In the concrete forest.

But he had to take the train from M City to S City, and go to that guy named Teacher Dasheng to ask him how he knew his future!

However, everything about Dasheng is a later matter, the most important thing right now is...

What the hell is going on with this map!

Calm down, calm down, you are Kuchiki Byakuya, you are the grandson of Kuchiki's family, show your elegance, show your calmness... Elegant to die, calm down, fuck off, what the hell is this BUS? !Is it rare that you can't be faithful to the excellent language of Chinese?Fawning on foreigners is a bad thing, I'll go!

Just when a certain young master was wrestling with the city map, his ultimate goal, Mr. Dasheng, happened to arrive in M ​​City by train with his new lover, Tom Junior, and they started their three-day, two-night journey. M city tour.

"The layout of this city..." Teacher Dasheng said with a frown.

"What's wrong?" Tom boy tilted his head.

"I always have a feeling of déjà vu." Teacher Dasheng couldn't explain this feeling clearly. If he had to say it, then he must have been here in his dream.Yes, although this statement is very clever and very secondary, but he really feels that he must have been here before, and the plants and trees here are so familiar to him, and it is still a very familiar feeling. Uncomfortably familiar, as if something is always going to happen.

"Maybe you've been here before." Tom Junior shrugged.

"That's right!" Teacher Dasheng suddenly felt that his eyes suddenly became clear, and the fog of doubts dissipated. (==I didn't see where you were confused at all!) "Why didn't I think of it, maybe it's..." Maybe the memory left in my body, isn't it like this in ordinary novels, the soul dissipates , but the memory of the body still exists or something.

So, leaving this question aside, Teacher Dasheng and Tom Junior started their first date in the history of their relationship.

What should you do on a date?We seem to have already discussed this issue, in the informal date between Mr. Dasheng and Tom Boy, who had not officially dated.Eating, watching movies, pressing the road, etc., they have already done it once, and they have come to the conclusion that it is boring.

Aside from the balloon that all blew up afterwards, that date was so worthless in retrospect at this point.

A date between two big men is probably like this, there is no romance at all.At least for Mr. Dasheng, who is a serious geek, instead of going to other cities with Tom boy for some unknown travel, it is better to simply go to bed at home, have sex, and masturbate.

The little brother of Teacher Dasheng, "For more than 30 years, I can only rely on my own hard-working hands to reach heaven" strongly expressed that we should abandon all shyness and let us all be more unrestrained.

What is a lover?Do it together - love people!What is the purpose of dating?It's not about satisfying each other's physical needs!So, why can't we skip the unnecessary links in the middle and go straight to the theme of everyone's satisfaction?Magician or something, I really can't afford to be hurt, I can't afford to be hurt, I am eager to change jobs!

Cough, so you know, when Tom Boy was still afraid of scaring Mr. Dasheng and was about to play a little fresh, a certain Dasheng otaku with a little WS (or you can say very WS) in his heart was already hungry Impatient and eager to get straight to the point.

So, in a relationship, not knowing what the other person wants is the saddest thing. ╮(╯_╰)╭So, this little clear love journey is still going on.

As a big city adjacent to City S, City M is also one of the Buddhist holy places in the Chinese Empire. In fact, City S and City M are both known as the Buddhist center in the north.

But the bad thing is, even though it is a holy place of Buddhism, City M definitely ranks in the top three in the list of cities where supernatural events frequently occur, which is also the legendary land of heavy spirits.To make matters worse, the weather changes here are really weird.Teacher Dasheng said that God knows why the weather of two cities not far apart can be so different.

To use an analogy (I won’t use Lu Luxiu as an analogy this time, really), an ordinary city is like Luoyang, the capital of China, with four distinct seasons throughout the year, and the seasons are played on a loop; a literary city is like City S , the four seasons are like spring, the single is played in a loop; 2B city is like M city, spring, summer, autumn and winter, random play...

When Mr. Dasheng got off the train, the weather was still bright and sunny, just like the sunny day in the Liberated Area, but now it was pouring rain from the sky, and those who were cold wished they could find out the down jacket and wrap it around their bodies.

The travel plan was completely ruined, and Teacher Dasheng and Tom Boy had to hide in a nearby convenience store in a hurry.

And just before Mr. Dasheng could stand still, he was suddenly bumped from behind, staggered, and almost fell to the ground with his head.

Junior Tom was busy helping Mr. Dasheng, but he failed to catch the rude guy in navy blue Hanfu who bumped into someone but didn't apologize.Normally, Tom promised that he would make the other party repent for what he had done, but at this moment, he really didn't want to pay attention to others, because something was wrong with Dasheng.

Teacher Dasheng felt that at the moment he was about to fall, his brain hurt like it was about to explode, yes, a headache, God knows why he suddenly had a headache, that person just hit him on the back, didn't he?

Beads of sweat slid down from the corner of Dasheng's forehead, and his brain throbbed with pain as if being pricked by a needle.

In my ear, Tom's anxious voice seemed to come from the sky: "Are you okay?"

If Mr. Dasheng has the strength, he really wants to reply to Tom, please stop talking nonsense like this in the future, do I look like I'm fine?

When Mr. Dasheng gained some strength, he didn't say anything to Tom boy, but made a decision that he would definitely feel that his brain was kicked by a donkey afterwards. He endured the pain and shook off Tom's hands, staggering Chasing after the dark blue shadow that was already blurred in his vision, he braved the heavy rain and ran out regardless. He swore that he would make the other person look good!

The navy blue shadow turned around beautifully at the turn of the street, and then disappeared, but Mr. Dasheng accurately remembered the fleeting green hair.

I won't let you escape so easily!With his last breath, Teacher Dasheng quickened his pace again.

But when Mr. Dasheng finally caught up with the navy blue shadow, he knew regretfully that he had found the wrong person, and the boy in front of him, or a more suitable person to describe him as a boy, was not him The one you're looking for.Even if they are all wearing navy blue Hanfu.

The boy who was stopped by Dasheng had smooth long black hair, expressionless face, holding a wet map in his hand, and looked at Teacher Dasheng blankly.

Teacher Dasheng was [-]% sure that he had found the wrong person, so he said, "I'm really sorry, I recognized the wrong person."

The teenager, or the boy shook his head in a well-educated way and said, "It's okay. Excuse me, may I ask you the way?"

"Lost?" Mr. Dasheng felt that he would not give the other party much help in this regard, but he would try his best, maybe he could send the other party to the police station?

"En. How to get to the train station." The boy finished his question.

So you also know that this boy is the lost Mr. Kuchiki Byakuya Sun.

This is a question Mr. Dasheng just knew. He expressed his pleasure, so he replied happily: "Well, it's a bit far from the train station, and it's still raining now. You'd better take a taxi there."

"Taxi?" Bai Zai was taken aback.

"You've never taken a taxi before?" Teacher Dasheng was also very different.

"I did." Bai Zai denied it categorically, "I mean, I've never taken a taxi by myself."

This is probably the first lie Kuchiki Byakuya Sun has ever told in his life, because the person in front of him who wanted to help him acted as if he said that if he replied that he had never taken a taxi at all, the other party would feel sorry for him look.What a joke, as the quasi-heir of the Kuchiki family, he can accept envious and jealous eyes from others, but he will never accept pity from others!

"Oh." Teacher Dasheng felt that judging from the other party's age, he really didn't look like he had taken a taxi by himself, so he nodded clearly, "Then, now is the time to train you, little man. "

Little man?What kind of strange statement is that... The noble boy Kuchiki was very unconvinced. He had to explain that although his height seemed to be only about 151, he was indeed already 30 years old, and it was only the original soul growth speed of the soul world. It's just slower, which is not small!This flattering tone made him quickly think of his childhood sweetheart - Sifengyuan Yeyi, and when he thought of this woman, his teeth itch with hatred.

Teacher Dasheng doesn't have the American time to take care of a kid's rich mental activities. He has a terrible headache now. He just wants to help this lost kitten find its way home as soon as possible, and then find a place to have a good rest.

Fortunately, Mr. Dasheng helped the other party to wave and stop a taxi, which is very rare in rainy days. Then he sent the boy to the passenger seat, reported the driver to the train station, and paid in advance , he said to the driver: "Please take care of my brother, I have written down your license plate."

One of Teacher Dasheng's wishes since he was a child is to have an NPC to help him when he is helpless.

It is a pity that it is probably because he made a two-dimensional wish, and this wish cannot be realized in the three-dimensional real society. Therefore, no matter how helpless he is, he has never met an NPC who is willing to help him.

However, changing him to be an NPC in someone else's life is the same.

It's just that Mr. Dasheng's help has always been limited to little Zhengtai and little Lolita. If they are a little older and more mature, Mr. Dasheng will say, sorry, do I look like the Holy Father?Why should I help you? Adults must bravely face the cruel reality.

In short, Teacher Dasheng is fundamentally just an adult uncle whose psychology has been distorted in childhood.

The driver? Uncle Zhen is very magnanimous and doesn’t care about Teacher Dasheng’s bad tone. Just look at the age of this little passenger. Parents are always worried. As a middle-aged uncle with a daughter, he can understand it. this mood.

So, the car took the expensive-looking boy to the train station.

Mr. Dasheng, who had done a good deed, expressed a happy mood, but this happiness did not last for a while. Soon he was found by Tom Boy, and he taught him a lesson: "What are you scaring away in the heavy rain? You have a cold, do you know that?!"

"I have a headache..." Teacher Dasheng pretended to be pitiful.

"If you don't take the cold medicine, I can guarantee that your head will hurt even more!" Tom Boy replied unceremoniously.

He should have known it when he was in the convenience store. Dasheng had a headache like that, and it was [-]% from the rain.It's just so insignificant to take your body seriously, it's too bad!

So, the next day, Teacher Dasheng really lived up to expectations and fell ill.

Worst travel ever, bar none.

It rained heavily on the first day, fell ill on the second day, and had to return on the third day only to have some snacks. I didn’t enjoy anything, and I came to suffer.Sure enough, it’s better to go to bed, have sex, and masturbate directly at home, Teacher Dasheng said sadly. (…)

Looking at Byakuya Zhengtai, he also had the worst time of running away from home in his life, not one of them.

First I got lost in M ​​City, and then it was raining heavily. Finally, I got a taxi with the help of a kind but annoying person. When I arrived at the train station, I bought a train ticket with the help of the station police. I boarded the train and was arrested Dui's loving aunt praised her inexplicable "bravery", and finally arrived in S City with difficulty.Then...he was lost in the metropolis of City S again.

Where is this teacher Dasheng? Hold your head.

A certain noble boy was very melancholy.Although he has learned to take a taxi now and has money, he doesn't know the address of Mr. Dasheng's house, so he can't report to the driver that he is going to Mr. Dasheng's house, right?

Ah, yes, the address of the publishing house is there!

Therefore, Bai Zai arrived at the office building of Su's Publishing House signed by Mr. Dasheng with great ambition, and with the help of the big sister at the front desk, he found the editor Yan Fei who was working.

"I'm not free, I don't have time to deal with such brats!" Yan Fei, who was physically and mentally exhausted by Teacher Dasheng recently, became very irritable.

Bai Zai, who had already sneaked in, expressed that he was under a lot of pressure, "little devil", this is one of the adjectives he hates to hear the most!

"It's really rude of you to say that!" Xiao Zhengtai criticized righteously.Originally, he was following behind the big sister at the front desk, but after hearing such remarks, he felt that it was necessary for him to show up to denounce her.

"Wait," looking at Bai Zai Zhengtai's appearance, the editor Yan Fei had some bad associations, "You don't happen to be a cousin of Mr. Dasheng's family, do you?" Look at this appearance, and The pissing nature of Mr. Dasheng's works all the time, this young man must have something to do with Mr. Dasheng!

Because this young man looks very much like the aristocratic captain of the No. [-] team in Dasheng's recent series of Shinigami...the juvenile version.

"En?" Bai Zai was taken aback, cousin, what is that?

"Deadwood?" the editor Yan Fei called out uncertainly. In the works of Master Dasheng's Shinigami, nobles are given double surnames. The strange double surnames are like Deadwood.

"Well, my name is Kuchiki Byakuya." Byakuya said that he finally understood something.

"Very well, it's you." The editor Yan Fei affirmed that this must be Teacher Dasheng's relative.So he quickly wrote a note to the child, which had the detailed address of Dasheng's home, "Take it, you will find him. By the way, when you see your cousin, tell him, don't Thinking that the collapse of the house or something can be a reason for him to procrastinate, I will clean him up personally, when I am free from the deadline."

Bai Zai just had an epiphany, he felt that the other party probably confused him with someone, but, looking at the address of Mr. Dasheng's home, he felt that it might not be such a bad decision to acquiesce.

Therefore, for Teacher Dasheng, Bai Zai Zhengtai told the second lie in his life.

And when Bai Zai took a taxi to Mr. Dasheng's house full of joy, what he had to face was a house that was half built. What about the people here?"

The construction worker pointed to the house next door: "They have lived there temporarily."

Well, not very far.Bai Zai was so relieved, he felt that he was about to be mentally broken by the strange adventures of this day.But he didn't know that it was a little early for him to feel relieved, and the real collapse was still to come, like when he went to ring the doorbell, no one would open the door for him...

The author has something to say:

Why is this chapter so long?Because there will be no update tomorrow = V = update the day after tomorrow~

Then, guess who Teacher Dasheng met XD

In the end, I have to declare that I definitely didn't come here to torment little brother Bai Zai because of a bad taste, let's look at it honestly.

PS: In the next chapter, or the next chapter, Master Aizen will have thicker lines~

A small theater with love inspired by Weibo: drinking Meng Po soup on the Naihe Bridge.

Su Mei Boss: Will Mengpo Soup really make me forget everything?is that a lie? !

Slaughter Loyal Dog: Frowning...he drank decisively without saying a word.

Tom Boy: Try if you dare to make me forget Dasheng!

Teacher Dasheng: No coriander and green onion (￣▽￣ㄟ)