[Comprehensive] plagiarism

"The three brothers are so handsome~" Momo Momo said after a long delay.Sister Mo Mo said that, in fact, what she wanted to say was that she was beautiful.Whether it's Sesshomaru's sternness, Tom Boy's charm, or Teacher Dasheng's second-dumb cuteness, they still have a certain distance from being handsome.

Her focus is always so different, but this is the only commonality she found for Teacher Dasheng's lies, which is the rationality in the legend.

"These are the Mo brothers and sisters. The older brother, Mo Jing, is Shasheng's apprentice, and the younger sister, Mo Mo, is my assistant. She is a work-study student."

"This is Su Mei, my college classmate, the boss of my publishing house, and one of the investors who killed people to make movies." Speaking of this, Boss Su Mei suddenly had a lofty feeling that everyone was the bread and butter of everyone. (==)

After Mr. Dasheng finished his introduction...

"Did you live well while I was away~" Young Tom smiled dangerously, his tone was ironic, and the red eyes flashed the signal called being in a bad mood and not being close to strangers.Tom Boy's definition of Mr. Dasheng's life is very good. Obviously, during his absence, Mr. Dasheng gave him GD back so many messy people.

"During your absence, Dasheng will of course have a good life." Sesshomaru hit the nail on the head.The implication is obvious, when you were here, Dasheng might not have a very good life.

"What are you implying?" Young Tom looked at Sesshomaru with a non-smiling smile. Even if he understood Sesshomaru's meaning, he didn't intend to call himself out. It's too childish for him, so he won't take his seat automatically. (Are you sure you're really not angry?)

"Did I say something? I'm just stating the facts." Sesshomaru's expression didn't change, but his tone... really wanted to be more and more owed.

"You!" Boy Tom knew for the first time that all icebergs had the attribute of poisonous tongue.But what should I do?Tom squinted his eyes and touched his wand. The meaning was simple and clear. If you still think that the fight just now is not enough, I don't mind staying with you to the end!

Sesshomaru raised his eyebrows, the meaning is very simple, you want to fight, will I still stop you?

This side is full of gunpowder and is on the verge of performing martial arts again. On the other side...Mr. Dasheng said calmly to the Mo Jing youth: "I think the decoration team has not been able to keep up with the actual changes."

Mo Jing youth nodded to reconsider, then took out his mobile phone silently, and started calling for people to contact the demolition team and construction team.

And Sesshomaru and Tom Boy, who were dealt with coldly, failed to fight, not because someone was fighting. In fact, apart from the two of them completely ignoring them, several other onlookers were looking at them with hot eyes full of expectations, even He whispered to them to start quickly.

Faced with such a situation... == On the contrary, it is very subtle that I don't want to fight anymore.

Boy Tom coughed very reservedly, put away his wand, and then shook the manuscript in his hand. After attracting Teacher Dasheng's attention, he showed a playful smile and looked at Teacher Dasheng. The facial expression is self-evident - most of the tricks used by evil bosses, want it?beg me.

"I beg you!" Teacher Dasheng folded his palms and bowed without saying a word.

=Mouth=everyone, what about your integrity? !

Teacher Dasheng said calmly, Mr. Jiecao is dead.

Tom Junior said, why did he suddenly feel like he didn't want to give up? =_,=

In the end, Mr. Dasheng happily accepted those precious manuscripts.Even if you don't quite understand why all the manuscripts of Mr. Dasheng can be condensed into such a essence, but this is not the point.

Teacher Dasheng glanced at the audience suddenly: "You have never seen this thing before! Otherwise... it is Yizute!"

"Huh?" Everyone was taken aback.

"Get rid of him..." Boss Su Mei interpreted on the spot. Although he really didn't want to admit it, he could understand the language channel of a guy like He Dasheng who has no morals and no limits.

"Yoxi~" Mr. Dasheng nodded to express his satisfaction, "The kid is very smart~"

"...I don't want to translate the above sentence at all." Boss Su Mei said.

Everyone present gave Su Mei BOSS a look that we understand you.

Then Mo Momeng, who understood the spirit of the topic, raised her paw and said that she still didn't understand Teacher Dasheng's brain circuit, and asked, "Since you don't want others to know that the manuscript is still there, why don't you just destroy it?"

"Stupid human beings..." Teacher Dasheng conveyed a message of "contempt" from his voice to his eyes, from his temperament to his body movements, "Because this will make it easier for me to submit the manuscript next time? Directly Just submit this as a new painting.”

Everyone: ==Your lower limit gentleman also followed the integrity gentleman to shi.

Teacher Dasheng: Bingo~(≧▽≦)/~

"Hey, hey, I'm still alive, please don't discuss how to prosecute this kind of evil thing in front of the boss of the publishing house, okay?" Boss Su Mei said, even if he wanted to turn a blind eye to it, in In such a situation, it is also difficult, right?

"It's really difficult to serve, well, let's talk about it in a low-key manner..." Teacher Dasheng said.

The so-called low-key does not mean that you can call it low-key before your words, soul light!Boss Su Mei ran away successfully.

While waiting for the construction team to come over, Mr. Dasheng held a big bag on his forehead that was obviously beaten by Boss Su Mei, and actively participated in a very important project with everyone - about housing allocation in the future question.

"Would you like to come to my house?" Young Mo Jing, Brother Jiang, and Boss Su Mei all sent invitations to Teacher Dasheng.

Teacher Dasheng looked at the three promoters and began to think very seriously.

First of all, the young man with sunglasses has advantages, good treatment, disadvantages, the owner is a little mysterious, the purpose is unknown, there is a danger of losing his body (?), Chrysanthemum Jun’s life is in danger (==you think too much, sincerely); secondly, Jiang’s little brother’s family, advantages, know the basics, disadvantages, the endless collection projects will definitely empty your passbook, the passbook gentleman said that it doesn’t want to die for no reason; finally, Su Mei’s BOSS family, advantages, good treatment, know the basics, disadvantages ...Considering the tense relationship between Su Mei BOSS and Sesshomaru, he is really afraid that they will tear down Su Mei's house again. This is not alarmist talk.

Teacher Dasheng weighed things up and down, hesitated for a long time, and finally he chose to live with Brother Jiang.

Because... Brother Jiang swears by his personality that he is simply helping the neighbors who died, and will never charge any additional fees.This made Mr. Dasheng slightly change the label positioning of Jiang's younger brother for the first time. Miser and Grandet are still far away from Jiang Zha.

Just when all the dust settled, Jiang's little brother added quietly: "But I can only live there with one person."

"Why? Do you remember that your house and mine have the same layout?==" Teacher Dasheng said, please be more technical when lying, OK?

"Then there will be a fee." Brother Jiang said calmly.

I take back all my comments on you just now, take back all of them, soulless!Sure enough, you still have to ask for money around corners, right?You money junkie!

"Hey, hey, the rest of you can come to live in my house, our house has a lot of space~" Mo Momeng sent out an invitation on her own initiative, expressing that she can generously support the rest of the people.

However, if Tom and Sesshomaru are allowed to live there, what is the difference between moving there with Mr. Dasheng?

Therefore, the final result of the discussion was amazing. Mr. Dasheng's family of three, with two cats, moved to the house of the Mo brothers and sisters, while the Mo brothers and sisters moved to the house of the younger brother Jiang.

——What kind of fart is this when you take off your pants?

"Because our house actually only has two rooms." Mo Mengzi said.

"Then I won't bother you." Young Mo Jing said to Brother Jiang, "Of course, I will pay the rent."

"Ten times the market price." Brother Jiang's face was very unkind.

"No problem." Mo Jing's expression remained unchanged.

"According to the standard of a five-star presidential suite, the hourly fee is paid, and if it is less than an hour, it will be calculated as an hour." Brother Jiang's behavior of slaughtering the fat sheep can no longer be described as ruthless, but he doesn't seem to want this at all. It's just deliberately making things difficult for siblings.

Mojing youth's expression remained the same: "There is no problem at all."

'This damn rich man! 'BY: The voices of Teacher Dasheng and Brother Jiang.

Then, Mr. Dasheng and his party took the luggage they had packed from the ruins and the undamaged drawings, and stood at the door of the Mo brothers and sisters with two cats in their arms, and waved to the Mo brothers and sisters who quickly packed their luggage bid farewell.

"...How did all this happen?" Mr. Dasheng said that he is still puzzled.

"One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer." The one who kills the loyal dog is always the one who hits the nail on the head, "Jiang Zha is for money, and Mo Jing is for moving in and living with Jiang Zha."

Although I also guessed that the relationship between them is absolutely impossible to be as simple as neighbors, but why did you become so affectionate when you said that?Teacher Dasheng said that it is definitely not that he looks at people with colored glasses, but that Sesshomaru's words are ambiguous, really!

"Since it's all right, then I'll go first." Boss Su Mei said goodbye very quickly, got in the car, closed the door, started it, and then disappeared again with a kick of the accelerator, leaving behind a zigzag-like smoke and dust.

Then, the car backed up again.

Rolling down the car window, Boss Su Mei said to Mr. Dasheng: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that Garfield's animation will probably be launched in August. Although you haven't drawn a single stroke, don't forget that you still have a lot to do." With the title of author and screenwriter of the original work, I will send a car to pick you up on the day of the premiere, and I will call you for the specific time."

After finishing speaking, Boss Su Mei disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Teacher Dasheng said: "Helian's speed is pretty fast, isn't it? It's only been less than a year, two movies, tsk tsk, this efficiency."

As an insider, Sesshomaru was silent on the side. What do you think made these things go on the market so quickly?From the beginning of the production to the radio and television side, the green light was also given. Except for Su Mei, who would care so much about you?

……

Facing the house of the Mo brothers and sisters, Teacher Dasheng said that, as he expected, the hardware facilities in the house were very powerful.Although it is very similar to Teacher Dasheng's house in terms of appearance and layout, the built-in equipment is completely in two dimensions.The latest high-tech products on the market, even products that have not yet been launched, can all be found in Mojia.

The feeling of the whole home seems to have stepped into the 90st century from the 21s of the last century. PS, Mr. Dasheng’s home is still in the 80s.

only……

"It's far worse than your home." Boy Tom and Shasheng Zhonggou said to Dasheng in the same tone.

It is rare for the friends who have just teamed up to demolish Mr. Dasheng's house to have such a tacit understanding. They both said that the place of the Mo brothers and sisters lacks a feeling of "home", and it is more like a well-decorated model house. It's exquisite and beautiful, but that's all. It lacks the most basic vitality, and it's more like a hotel where you can pack up and leave at any time, rather than a home you're going to live in for the rest of your life.

Mr. Dasheng doesn't have so much perceptual knowledge, he just thinks this home is wonderful, and he is very happy that he can return to the "21st century".

38-inch large color TV, video recorder, red and white machine (electronic game console), double-door refrigerator and computer.

It's really been a long time, all this in the 21st century.Mr. Dasheng vowed that he must find a way to copy an exactly the same home to the new home he is about to build. There has never been a day when Mr. Dasheng will find himself missing all the electronic products of the 21st century so urgently.

Especially the computer, the magical existence that Mr. Dasheng nicknamed "lover" and "ancestor".Even though it looks so bulky now, Teacher Dasheng has tears in his eyes, and finally we meet again, my eternal love.

Holding the computer monitor in the study room on the second floor, Mr. Dasheng was full of anger.

"What's this?" Tom Young and Shasheng Zhonggou asked in unison behind Teacher Dasheng.

"My love!" Teacher Dasheng burst out with pride.

==

"No, no, it's just a machine! Hundan!" At the moment when Sesshomaru drew the knife and Tom Boy pulled out the wand, Teacher Dasheng had to escape from the setting of his lover and face the reality honestly .

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