[Comprehensive] plagiarism

When the professional decoration team arrived at the "disaster scene", Teacher Dasheng and the Mo brothers and sisters chose to go out together to greet them very strangely.

At that time, none of them knew why they made such a choice (Sister Momene called it a woman's intuition), but afterward, all of them were grateful for their choice at that time.Because that saved them all from the catastrophe of the collapse of Mr. Dasheng's house.

At the moment when the house collapsed and the dust was flying, Mr. Dasheng and the brothers and sisters of the Mo family happened to stand together on the lawn in the front yard, witnessing this spectacular scene together with the brothers from the decoration team who rushed over.

"It's an exaggeration." Mo Jing youth looked up at all this and said so.

"Ah~~~~~~~~~Master Killing~~~~~~~~~~~~" Mo Mo's cute girl's ear-piercing screams successfully added a touch of horror to the collapse of the house that fits the plot of the American drama .

"Long live~~(≧▽≦)/~" Teacher Dasheng was very excited.

"==What did you say?" Everyone looked at Teacher Dasheng as if they were watching a monster. Young Mo Jing even began to think about "Mr. Dasheng suffered from neurological problems due to too much blow." possibility.

Then, without further ado, Teacher Dasheng borrowed (robbed?) Mojing Youth’s phone number, and began to skillfully call editor Yan Fei: “Hey, hello, Brother Yan?...It’s me, Dasheng ~Our house has collapsed~...Really, I won't lie to you~...What, don't you believe it? I shouldn't have told you in such a cheerful tone? Then what should I say? If you don't believe me, you are welcome to visit and take pictures~ ... Me? I'm fine, whether it's physically or mentally! ... That is, the sketches died heroically."

One thing that must be stated is that Teacher Dasheng said the last sentence with a very tragic and sad taste. (…)

Well, no one believed him to be tragic, but he couldn't be blamed, could he?

"Then what do you mean?" The editor Yan Fei's almost collapsed voice came from the other end of the phone. The voice was shrill like a ghost climbing up from hell. Love and hate, love his speed when making money, hate your attitude when you procrastinate!

"I can only stop publishing this issue, whether it's about cats or God of Death. The reason is just that my house has collapsed." Teacher Dasheng's tone was unprecedentedly cheerful.

"Then, what are you planning to republish?" Editor Yan Fei said through gritted teeth.

"When will the publication be resumed? It depends on when our house can be rebuilt. After all, I have been greatly stimulated~ I have suffered a trauma that takes a long time to heal. Great trauma!" Teacher Dasheng said, still gesticulating in his hand.

The onlookers, represented by the Mo brothers and sisters, said that no matter how big your gesture is, it will not be passed on to the person on the other end of the phone to know.

after?

Afterwards, the editor, Yan Fei, didn't even answer, and hung up on Teacher Dasheng's call.Teacher Dasheng was a little worried about whether the phone on the other end of Yan Fei was safe, because he was sure that he heard the sound of a pencil being broken before the phone hung up, which was enough to see how strong Yan Fei was. .

All the people present listened to the audience in silence, and then cast a very subtle look at Mr. Dasheng.

——So it turns out that cartoonists are such terrifying creatures?Will you be excited because your house collapsed and you don't have to submit a manuscript?Should I say that I have a good mentality, or should I say that I have been completely perverted by being forced to write? !

——Finally, when you go home, you must tell your own children and the children of all relatives that you cannot become an editor when you grow up and die in the future, especially you cannot become an editor for a master who has already become famous and has a bad quality. Specially marked , when the name of this great god is Teacher Dasheng, no amount of money from the publishing house can do it! !You'll be pissed off, really pissed off.

Brother Jiang, who had already returned to the next door, walked out of the house again calmly, and made a brutal and strong onlooker on Teacher Dasheng's house, or it was officially renamed "The Ruins of Teacher Dasheng's House".

"The destructive power of a magician fighting a dog is so strong." Brother Jiang finally concluded.

"???" The Momeng girl almost had a question mark above her head, what was it all about.

Before they could say anything, a silver-white streamlined luxury car stopped in front of Teacher Dasheng with a beautiful drift and flick.

The car window was rolled down, revealing the anxious face of Boss Su Mei: "Yanfei said your house collapsed, are you okay?"

Teacher Dasheng was a little dazed by the sudden arrival, but shook his head instinctively, and replied, "No, thank you for your concern, why are you here?"

And... it came a little too soon, right?Almost just finished the call one second before, and it appeared the next second.It's too scary, this car skills, a generation of car gods, the initial D, by the way, why are you the boss of a publishing house, just play Formula One, brother!

"What are you thinking about? I just happen to be working nearby." Boss Su Mei looked at Teacher Dasheng's expression, and knew that he might be wrong somewhere.

"Oh." Teacher Dasheng withdrew his eyes, looking quite disappointed.

==So, where did you go, Hun Dan!

"What about killing?" Su Mei didn't know why he would subconsciously care about Dasheng's second cousin after he was sure of Dasheng's own safety. However, since he asked, he asked. There is no reason to take it back.Who told me to be so kind by nature~←Su Mei BOSS's narcissism mode is activated.

Teacher Dasheng was really surprised that Su Mei would ask about killing, but it was only at this time that he finally remembered what he had forgotten. The house collapsed, so what about the two cats in the kitchen? !

== Shouldn't you be concerned about Tom and Killer first?

Teacher Dasheng said that the scourge lasted for thousands of years, and he believed that the two people who teamed up to destroy his house would have a way to survive.By the way, when they come out, you must ask how they fight. They can be in the backyard, but they destroy the house. They are so good. Could it be that this is the long-lost game of beating cattle across mountains?

After that, from the pile of ruins, Boy Tom appeared first, holding all the manuscripts of Mr. Dasheng in his hand, followed by Sesshomaru holding cheese.Sure enough, they were all right, and even had the time to save other things.

After the two approached, Teacher Dasheng rushed up and asked, "Where's Garfield?"

"!!!" Could it be that we are all less important than a cat in your heart? !Both of them fell silent.

In fact, they all misunderstood Teacher Dasheng. The reason why Teacher Dasheng was anxious about the fate of his two cats was to tell them that this is the fate of traitors. If you didn’t take me with you when you ran away, you will suffer retribution Alright.Then add a fierce ridicule-hahaha!

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The cheese cat leaped down from Sesshomaru's arms, called "chi~" at Dasheng, and shook its tail, signaling Teacher Dasheng to follow.

Afterwards, the Cat Rescue Team, one person and one cat, found the safe and sound Garfield in the refrigerator III standing in the ruins of the original kitchen. Reluctant to come out of her embrace, her eyes are so comfortable that they are narrowed into lines!

A cat master said calmly that the refrigerator is such a reliable existence~

You are enough, wipe!Teacher Dasheng knocked Garfield on the head hard, and he is not afraid that the refrigerator will leak electricity and kill you.Then, I focused on praising Comrade Cheese's base cat love.

Master Garfield smiled sinisterly, leaned over and expressed his deep love - and gave Cheese a paw.

Cheese shook his dizzy head from the beating, and said calmly that it is so difficult to be a good little attack, especially when a queen is arrogant and suffers a good little attack. (==Hey, is there any reverse CP!)

……

On the ruins, a group of people who were far beyond the scope of human beings, both physically and psychologically, calmly started the strange link of introducing each other, and quickly got to know each other.

From left to right are Teacher Dasheng, Young Tom, Younger Brother Jiang, Mo Mo’s cute girl + Garfield, Mojing Youth, Su Mei Boss, Slaughter Loyal Dog + Cheese, surrounded the city in a circle, with a calm attitude towards each other Talking about his name, occupation, or identity, his calm demeanor made the background people of the decoration team behind express their pain.

"Tom Riddle, my eldest cousin, is a student and will graduate in one year."

"Killing, my second cousin, an actor, and a part-time kendo master in the dojo."

After Mr. Dasheng finished his introduction, everyone began to express their opinions together.

"The three brothers in your family really have different parents." Boss Su Mei smiled meaningfully.

"It should be said that there is no similarity at all!" Jiang's younger brother was very blunt, "Including the name."

"What's the difference? Dasheng and killing are very similar." Teacher Dasheng argued.

"Need I remind you, your real name is Geng Zi Si?" Jiang's little brother said.

==Why do you even know my real name... By the way, is there anyone here who doesn't know what my frustrating real name is?I mean, I didn't know before Jiang's younger brother spoke just now, please raise your hand if you don't know.

No one raised their hands.

OTZ

Teacher Dasheng said, do you guys understand what it means to not obtain other people's property by any illegal means? Damn it!The unbearable pain of life or something, that's probably the case.