[Online game] Don't!I am male

The bungalow is well-equipped with internet and computer, but Cheng Qing can't touch it.

An orderly who received orders from Grandpa is more dedicated than a private detective who received money. If Grandpa accidentally finds out that he touched the computer during the confinement period and gambled with a basket of cucumbers, his confinement period will be extended indefinitely. You can taste a big meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots for free.

Even if it was the mobile phone that his cousin Cheng Pu left him, he could only use it secretly.

For dinner, I ate a bowl of small wontons stuffed with mustard greens and meat, bit into a few sweet and sour shrimp, and drank a cup of sea cucumber soup with eight rows of thorns.

My sister!

From the perspective of food alone, brother really doesn't look like he's here for confinement, but more like he's here for corruption.

After soaking in the bath, Cheng Qing, wrapped in a nightgown and barefoot, wandered upstairs and downstairs to familiarize himself with the terrain.

The eighteen or nineteen-year-old orderly forced a smile of "serving you at any time", reluctantly followed behind him, step by step.

Originally, before he came out of the bathroom, the little orderly's smile was still sincere, until the two small strawberries on his Adam's apple and collarbone appeared in front of the little orderly, that sincere smile turned into a fake.

Therefore, Cheng Qing was very honored to be included in the ranks of the dude of the second generation ancestor by the small orderly.

Tsk, how else can you say that the old rascal is his bad luck!

It seems that after the confinement is lifted, you must go online quickly and divorce that old hooligan!

No, Erbao should be asked to divorce her online immediately, right?

"But..." Cheng Qing glanced at another shadow reflected on the floor from the corner of his eye, raised the corners of his lips, and smiled, "We have to get rid of this little follower first."

After wandering through the three floors, Cheng Qing, who was picky, finally chose the bedroom on the second floor with French windows facing the sea.

Stopping at the door of the bedroom, Cheng Qing was not in a hurry to go in. He leaned against the doorframe with his chest folded, lowered his head, and looked at the little orderly from head to toe as if criticizing him, then suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, showing an elegant smile.

Hearing too many stories of veterans and ruffians, the juicy little orderly took a step back subconsciously. Although he tried his best to pretend to be calm, his big eyes were still full of panic like a frightened bunny.

"Heh!" Cheng Qing chuckled, lifted the little orderly's chin frivolously with his fingertips, clicked his tongue twice, and asked lazily and seductively, "Do you know why my brother was thrown here by the old man?"

The little orderly pursed his lips and shook his head.

"Because the man who slept with him was not reconciled, relying on his backstage to push the matter to the surface, the old man found out and couldn't deal with him, so..." Rubbing his round face with his thumb, Cheng Qing sighed regretfully, " Sigh, speaking of it, brother is really wronged, he is not as cute as you..."

As he spoke, Cheng Qing pinched the little orderly's chin, lowered his head ambiguously, and pretended to kiss.

The little orderly dodged like an electric shock, jumped back deftly, avoided Cheng Qing like a snake and scorpion, and fled downstairs in a hurry.

Hearing the sound of bangs going downstairs, Cheng Qing stood there and laughed silently. Having laughed enough, he went to the bathroom to retrieve his mobile phone, nestled on the large and comfortable bed, and looked at the boundless sea through the glass and dialed. The phone number of my tough girl.

"Sister Erbao, can you help me upgrade?"

"It's on the way. You've been thrown into confinement in that harsh place. Are you still thinking about the game? With this time, why not think about how to behave well and try to get released as soon as possible!"

"I don't expect you to behave well, I just molested the little orderly."

"..." The caller was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly broke out, "Damn it, don't you really like men? Beast! It's not enough to harm the girls, and you want to rob the girls of men?"

"Get out! Cheng Erbao, are your brain circuits blocked?" Cheng Qing scolded with a smile, "Brother teased him because he was annoyed that he kept following behind his butt like a shadow, making me feel uncomfortable, and even had to hide his mobile phone." on."

"Bullying a good young man is still a beast."

"Don't be poor with my brother, talk about the business, go to the messenger of the moon god to divorce the marriage." The lighter engraved with the dark pattern of the skull turned twice on the back of the slender finger, stopped in the palm of the hand, lit a cigarette, Cheng Qingjing waits for the divorce news.

In the end, the unrepentant and sturdy girl told him listlessly: "Brother, I can't leave, the envoy of the moon god wants to divorce."

"Buy it."

"Not enough gold."

Divorce without money?How can it be!

Cheng Qing pinched his cigarette hard: "I can't, the divorce letter is only a few gold, but my brother's account has more than 1 gold!"

"I can't make a deal just now..." The sturdy girl's voice became weaker and weaker, Cheng Qing rolled her eyes and fell back on the bed, cursing softly, "I'll fuck you, you two tiger girl, what are you doing for him? "

"He said he didn't have enough money to buy equipment, so he had to leave."

"..."

"Shall I charge you some more?"

"Can't charge, I'm bound, forget it, let's do this first, brother is asleep."

sleep?Sleep ass!

Cheng Qingtuan, tuanba, hugged the quilt into his arms, tossing and turning: Damn it, it's only ten o'clock in the evening, and there is no fragrant and soft girl warming the quilt, so the devil can fall asleep!

I poked and tapped the phone several times with my fingertips, and finally I couldn't help but poke and open QQ in loneliness.

At this time, Lang Jun just sent away Cheng Pu who came to find him, and flicked away Qingchen's sister's gold, and played the game.

I have been busy for several days in a row, and I am about to log off Q, turn off the phone, catch up on a good night's sleep, and recharge my batteries for tomorrow's battle of wits and courage with my old man, when a very coquettish online notification sound came out from the stereo.

After digging through the friend list, Lang Jun raised his eyebrows: Invisible when you go online?If you don't seduce people, you will die.

111: Is the skin all right?

111: I know you're here, get out.

Qingchen: ==|||||||You really are eating rice fields

111: Huh?

Qingchen: roundworm.

111: Is the skin itchy?

Qingchen: ==||||||||||Itches your sister!

111: Keep accounts by yourself, let's do the calculation after autumn.

111: Why didn't you call me?

Qingchen: Did brother commit a crime?

111: Erhuo, was he fooled by his uncle?

Qingchen: ╮(╯▽╰)╭With the blessing of a Bodhisattva girl, how is it possible?

111: My sister said you are in confinement.

Qingchen: Get out, it's a little bit close.

Qingchen: Brother is enjoying it, facing the sea and back to the sky, very comfortable.

111: If you can't swim, don't worry about it. Jumping into the sea in winter is not fun.

Qingchen: ...

Qingchen: In today's band contest, which one is Sunshine Sunshine?

111:3, Han Yang was signed by Tyrannosaurus

Qingchen: ==||||||||Han Xu didn't that stupid X blow up?

111: I don't know.

111: Dabao, I'm going to get off the bed, you go to bed early, don't stay up late.

Qingchen: ==++++++ Get lost!You are not allowed to call Brother Dabao.

111: Good night, daughter-in-law. =3=

111: Good night, daughter-in-law. =3=

Staring at the "=3=" sign and being silent for three seconds, to drive away the bitter coffee taste that strangely poured into his mouth, Cheng Qing poked hard at the little penguin on Lang Jun's QQ profile picture a few times: "Slap your head until you are breathless; hit you with a small hand until you..."

"Tsk, I really want to stab you to death, you old rascal!" Cheng Qing laughed at himself, cursed and threw the phone on the bedside table.

"Brother's IQ was really lowered by the old hooligan..." He muttered like this, buried his whole face in the quilt, and started counting the girls boredly.

For the first time, the girl's effect on Cheng Qing was that of a little sheep, counting him and running towards Duke Zhou's embrace.

The black and simple kingsize bed, the old hooligan leaning against the head of the bed, his clothes wide open, his firm chest muscles covered with speckled strawberries, sexy and seductive.

Cheng Qing brushed the hard beads on the old rascal's chest twice, picked off the obtrusive black-framed glasses and threw them into the wastebasket, kissed the blurred eyes, stroking the firm but not knotted abdominal muscles with the palm of his hand, and slid towards The old hooligan's panties were covered and kneaded: "Tsk, it's so hard!"

"Yeah." Moaning sexy and deep, the old gangster turned his eyes away and bent one leg impatiently. Cheng Qing turned over on the old gangster's body, squeezed between the old gangster's legs, picked the old gangster's chin, and forced the old gangster Looking at him, he asked condescendingly, "Do you know what's wrong?"

The old hooligan remained silent, stretched out his arms to wrap around his back, and opened his two strong and sexy thighs...

The dream came to an abrupt end, but Cheng Qing left behind.

"Damn it! Brother obviously counted the girls to sleep, how could he dream of that old rascal!"

"As the old saying goes, there is a cloud of thinking day by day and dreaming at night; Freud said that dreaming is a kind of satisfaction of inner desire, and dreaming is a kind of virtual physical simulation." Very loaded 13.

In fact, what he meant was: Cheng Qing, you have been poisoned so deeply that there is no cure, so just admit it obediently and follow your family, Lang Xiaogong, home and have sex!

Cheng Qing rolled the sheets obediently, but he and the sheets rolled to the floor-to-ceiling windows, listening to the waves and hoping that the sun would come out soon to put away the monster Li Dawn.

The fiery red sun struggled to climb out of the sea level, and shed the morning glory.

What a spring dream!What Langjun!What Zheng Yihan!

Does it have anything to do with him?

Cheng Qing was in a good mood. After washing up, he stretched and went downstairs to look for food.

The little orderly served him a bowl of porridge with fish slices tremblingly, and pinched the hem of his clothes with a pestle beside him.

Shui Lingling's big eyes turned into panda eyes, Cheng Qing rubbed the tip of his nose, suppressed the guilt in his heart, took a sip of porridge and ate a crab roe bun: "Little rabbit, sit down and eat together."

"No, no need."

"Tsk! Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I won't eat you."

The little orderly raised his head in doubt, Cheng Qing twitched the corners of his mouth, and could only speak more clearly: "Don't say what you shouldn't say, and pretend you didn't see what you shouldn't see, when you report to my grandfather..."

"Must say you're doing well."

"Tsk, you've got the hang of it!"

The little orderly is enlightened, Cheng Qing is nourished, and he can surf the Internet and play games unscrupulously.

In the frozen snowy area, the little pastor sat awkwardly on the bench, feeling empty, lonely and cold.

[Gang] [Mascot] Qing Chen: ==||||||||

[Gang] Hi!Girl: Brother, isn’t he human?

[Gang] The other side of the Yangtze River: ...

[Gang] Cod: Second?

[Gang] [Mascot] Qingchen: The boss is as hot as a torch.

[Gang] Shanjie Renyi: This is it?

[Gang] Yushu Bulinfeng: Jie Jie, is this true? Sister Qingchen.

[Gang] Cod: That's right, he's still alive.

[Gang] Hi!Girl: Damn it!Didn't it mean that you were thrown into confinement in primitive society?So you were the one who went to Q yesterday?

[Gang] [Mascot] Qingchen: Of course he is alive, no matter how cruel the father is, it is impossible for him to kill his own son because of a uniform. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Gang] [Mascot] Qing Chen: Er Que, of course it was brother who went to Q yesterday.

[Gang] Hi!Girl: ==++++++++ Then you ignore me!

[Gang] [Mascot] Qingchen: Annoying.As soon as Q was turned on, a bunch of avatars were flashing, and they were all blocked immediately.

[Gang] [Mascot] Qingchen: The three bastards kept by the Lun family are not here, please take them in and raise them in captivity.

[Gang] Hi!Girl: Your sister!Once in a while, do you dare not be a brother to die?Wait there, brother will come over to raise you in captivity immediately.

[Gang] The boss is here: Count me in.

[Gang] On the other side of the Yangtze River: I can't help but know that if I go there today, I will probably die, and I solemnly entrust me to take care of you when I am on the road.

[Gang] Cod: ...

[Gang] The boss is here: ...

[Gang] Hi!Girl: Cheng Zi, brother will visit you in the next few days!

[Gang] [Mascot] Qingchen: ... No, you can't get in.

[Gang] Hi!Girl: hiahia mountain people have their own tricks.

Trick your sister!Is being a big blackie dead?

Cheng Qing unscrupulously ignored Hei Mei's persistent graciousness, and teamed up with Hei Mei, Boss Lai and the other side of the Yangtze River to kill the Penguin King.

With the presence of the other side of the Yangtze River, Qingchen's sister became a real sweeper, and even the blood strip of the little priest of Qingchen was handed over to the other side of the Yangtze River by Cheng Qing to take care of it.

It stands to reason that it should be fun to be able to quickly level up just by picking up money, but Cheng Qing just feels like Rumang is on his back.

Xue Da Qinshou, you have been letting your quasi-cod knight dangle around, what are you going to do with your life and death?

Make brother feel more guilty?Or do you want to stimulate the softness in Heiwuchang's heart?

My sister!

Brother kneels!Hei Wuchang's care, I really can't afford it!

Sure enough, to upgrade, you still have to find your old scalper!

However, there are three old scalpers, one is on the plane to W City, the other is walking around outside his old man's study door, frowning, and the other is Mr. Lang Jun, his glasses are slightly tilted, and the corners of his mouth are bleeding .