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"Dabao, my second uncle asked me to tie you home and be whipped! Get in the car quickly!" Cheng Pu, Cheng Qing's cousin, Cheng Qing inherited the beauty and elegance of his mother, and Cheng Pu completely inherited the beauty and elegance of his mother. The roughness and toughness of the Cheng family.

From the theory of appearance alone, it can be said bluntly that the only similarity between the two is that they both have the surname Cheng.

At least, if he hadn't heard Cheng Pu screaming carelessly there, Mr. Lang Jun would never believe that the fucking man who killed him countless times in his youthful years would be his brother-in-law.

The most terrible thing is that in those countless killings, he won completely.

It was pride in the past, but it's a tragedy now, sincerely.

but……

Mr. Lang Jun raised his eyebrows, smiled lowly, and asked without any concealment: "Dabao? Did I call you?"

"..." Cheng Qing gave Lang Jun a sideways look, and sneered, "What a damn girl! You're still laughing, but I've been tricked by you!"

With an elegant sneer and a peaceful smile, Cheng Qing and Lang Jun looked at each other under the sycamore tree shaved bald by the suffocating northwest wind, wishing that their eyes could become materialized, turning into a kitchen knife to kill each other, and turning into chains to bind each other.

The kitchen knife and the chain fight to the death, regardless of the outcome.

Lang Jun raised his hand suddenly, straightened the scarf for Cheng Qing very naturally, and broke the silence: "I'm sorry, or else I'll go back with you to clarify with my uncle."

To clarify our husband-wife relationship.

Thinking about the half-sentence he hadn't spoken yet, Lang Jun's calm smile was extraordinarily sincere.

"Clarification?" Cheng Qing raised his eyebrows, examining Mr. Lang, he was indeed serious enough, but he didn't know if he was seriously planning how to cheat you again!

Waving Mr. Cheerful's hand, rubbing the back of his index finger against Mr. Lang's cheek, Cheng Qing's tone returned to laziness: "Forget it, you are so delicate and tender, you are not enough for my father's whip."

Lang Jun frowned, but Cheng Pu, who was impatiently waiting in the car, snatched away the opportunity to speak: "Cheng Dabao, what the hell are you still sticking out in ink? Hurry up and get on the car!"

"Comrade Cheng Pu, you are so anxious to see me get spanked!"

"You're looking for a cigarette." Cheng Pu threw the cigarette butt, and cast a cold glance at Lang Jun, "Get in the car quickly, Grandpa and Second Uncle will give you two hours to turn you back."

"No matter how urgent I am, I have to ask for a leave."

"Please do it for you."

"You have to let me go back and pack up my things?"

"Clean up your ass! Don't you have anything at home? Don't smudge, sooner or later it will be that meal, hurry up!"

"Ah——" Cheng Qing sighed helplessly. The facts were worse than he expected. The one who bet on the little chrysanthemum on the reverse side of the one-yuan coin, his father saw that he was ravaged into such a uniform. .

To prevent his beloved guitar from becoming cannon fodder, Cheng Qing had no choice but to stuff the guitar into Lang Jun's arms solemnly: "Old hooligan, I entrust you with my life!"

"..." As long as you have the right eyes, whatever the other party does is satisfactory. Lang Jun was silent for a while, secretly remembering that he had accepted the lifeblood of his sweetheart, grabbed Cheng Qing's arm, and smiled inexplicably: " Don't worry, leave it to me."

Weirdly understood the deep meaning in the old rascal's smile, the corner of Cheng Qing's mouth twitched: "Sincerely, go see a doctor."

"After the explanation is complete, come to the phone to save me from worrying."

"..." Cheng Qing finally kept silent sensibly, waved his hand as farewell as he walked, and got into Cheng Pu's car without looking back.

In the rearview mirror, the old hooligan still stood where he was, squinting his eyes for a moment, the inexplicable emotions in his eyes calmed down, Cheng Qing slowly raised his right hand, and compared gracefully to the smaller and smaller figure in the rearview mirror Middle finger: Your sister!

Cheng Pu controlled the suspension car to drive into the special track, speeding up suddenly.

The scenes on the side of the road became fragments of afterimages, Cheng Qing twitched the corners of his mouth, and cursed softly: "Screw me, you don't have to rush like this?"

"God is so anxious!" Cheng Pu frowned and glared at Cheng Qing, "Who the fuck is wrong to hook up with you, you have to hook up with that bastard!"

"..."

"And hooked up to the national live broadcast."

"..."

"What the hell, even if you're a girl and you're tired of hooking up, and you want to taste a man's taste, you should even brighten up your blindfold!"

"..."

"Who is Mr. Lang? What the hell, everyone knows that it's not good to mess with that guy, so why are you rushing to hook up?"

"..."

"What the hell! I think Han Xu and Han Yang, those two little bastards, were working with you in the band, so they didn't vaccinate you?"

"Han Xu said that I can't afford to mess with that guy."

"What the hell! You're so stupid, you're still trying to hook him up after someone told you!"

"Brother, how afraid are you of him? Is he a flood or a plague god?"

"Tsk tsk, look at your careless virtue, you deserve to be whipped to death by your second uncle when you go home."

"Come on, brother, calm down. I have nothing to do with that old hooligan. It's just a little bit of a feud. He just wants to take revenge on me."

"Tch!" Cheng Pu sneered, "Don't talk to me about J8, revenge? Doesn't he play with your three-legged cat? Does he need to accompany you on the national live broadcast to revenge you? Shit!"

"..." Cheng Qing looked out the window speechlessly, leaving the hustle and bustle of the city, dots of dark green smudged in the snow, forming a continuous patch, covering a large field.

Cheng Pu couldn't see that Cheng Qing still didn't take Lang Jun seriously, so he raised his hand and shoved the back of Cheng Qing's head, and angrily said, "What did you hear my brother say?"

"Listen." Cheng Qing rubbed the tip of his nose to cover the smile at the corner of his mouth. Sincerely, he felt that his cousin was getting more and more talkative, but what did he say?

Cheng Pu said: "You are heartless, hooking up with that bastard, isn't Qing waiting to be suppressed?"

Damn it, your sister was crushed!

"Fuck you, Comrade Cheng Pu, please have a limit to your imagination." Cheng Qing put on a cold face, leaned back in the chair and closed his eyes to rest.

Cheng Pu patted his forehead and cursed in a low voice, and increased the speed of the car to the extreme to vent his anger.

Comrade Cheng Pu, who changed his chatter whenever he met him, finally shut up. The car was quiet, and the faint scent of lemon on the scarf made him feel infinitely relaxed. Cheng Qing closed his eyes, thinking about going home Then deal with the countermeasures of a group of people.

City T is adjacent to City A. In just 57 minutes, the black off-road vehicle shuttled from the entrance of the Institute of Technology in City A into the villa area on the northern outskirts of T City, and stopped in front of the white fence gate halfway up the mountain.

Cheng Pu asked: "Do you really want to wander into this picture of virtue?"

Cheng Qing raised his eyebrows and teased with a smile: "Didn't you let me go back to the dormitory to change clothes?"

"Brother wants you to have a good attitude. How did I know that there is such a virtue under the scarf?"

"I don't blame you, don't be nervous." Cheng Qing patted Cheng Pu on the shoulder, and the scarf was wrapped around his neck twice, "Hurry up and stop the car, you will rush out to rescue him later!"

Thanks to the small climate control system, large tulips are blooming in the courtyard, water lilies are blooming in the pond, and koi are swarming, but Cheng Qing just feels extremely painful: "Tsk! Bless you, Bodhisattva girl, uncle stinky fart will definitely be fine." Indulging in his lab, has rushed back and muddy, amen."

However, every time he got into trouble, the stinky uncle, who was comparable to the rain in time, didn't show up today!

Could it be that Shuaishen's aura is so strong that even Uncle Smelly Can't stand it?

My sister, is there any trial in the three courts!

In the large living room on the first floor, grandfather, grandfather, and father are more serious than each other.

Tsk!Ganqing, the three adults have already discussed how to torment me!

I said, why did the UFO, which I had been guarding against since I entered the door, come towards my head!

Cheng Qing adjusted his attitude, calling people one by one obediently and innocently.

So, my lord father yelled, "You little bastard, don't get over here!"

Grandpa glared at him coldly, and acquiesced, or he wanted to yell more violently, but he glanced at Cheng Qing's grandfather and endured it.

"Zhiyi, why are you still so impatient at such an adult, you must give the child a chance to talk, right?" Grandpa took a sip of his tea, slowly scolded Cheng Qing's father, then smiled and waved to Cheng Qing, "My dear grandson." , come here, and tell grandpa what happened to the national live broadcast today."

Yo!

Cheng Qing is happy. Grandpa and grandfather are comparable to scholars and soldiers in ancient times. Usually, no one can see each other well. Unexpectedly, it will be easier for him.

So, after all, it is the Bodhisattva girl who blesses you!

Cheng Qing dog-leggedly hugged the big thick leg of his grandfather who liked to talk about civilization and reason, and after he gave a speech on his extremely affirmative theory of revenge, he was lucky enough to escape the violent education of his father and adults, but lost his freedom.

Because grandpa said: "Cheng Qing is too impetuous, he needs to face the wall and think for a few days."

Grandpa said again: "It's too cheap to face the wall for a few days, this little bastard, at least he has to be locked up for a month."

My father suggested: "Let Mrs. Zhang free up a room in the basement storage room and use it as a confinement room for this little bastard."

dear father!You are so cruel!I don't want to go into the little black house, there is wood!One month!

Cheng Qing looked at grandpa pitifully, grandpa calmly sipped tea, and looked at grandpa, grandpa said: "The storage room is very good, just for this little bastard to calm down!"

Cheng Pu felt sorry for Cheng Qing, so he frowned and said, "Grandpa Liu, grandpa, second uncle, it's better to throw Dabao in the bungalow by the sea in H City and confine him, the black cloth in the storage room makes him even more impetuous." If you do, it will be closed."

So the three adults followed suit, and Cheng Pu searched Cheng Qing carefully, confiscated his mobile phone, wallet, and ID card, and before he had time to catch his breath at home, the unlucky child was sent to a bungalow by the sea in H City inside.

The seaside bungalows in H City are allocated by the government to the elderly veteran cadres for summer recuperation. It has been around for a long time and the environment is very beautiful. There are orderlies inside to serve food and daily life, and there are upright and handsome brothers in the armed police patrolling outside to ensure that even a fly will fly. A mosquito can't get out without coming in.

"Brother, I suddenly feel that the small black house is much better than this empty, lonely and cold place." In the middle of winter, there are really no girls here, only a group of old men who are soldiers.

"Don't be so dissatisfied!" Cheng Pu patted the back of Cheng Qing's head, explained a few words to the orderly, and gave Cheng Qing the mobile phone he used to communicate with his family, "Here, I leave the mobile phone to you, so be careful Come on, Grandpa and the others don’t answer the phone.”

"If only you could leave me your computer, I can still do something."

"Computer? Don't even think about it! Brother Dang, don't you know how you hooked up with that bastard? Think about it here, brother is gone."

As the sun sets in the west, the sunset glows over the sea.

Cheng Qing was tired from sitting on the steps of the bungalow door, stretched his waist, strolled towards the beach, shook off his shoes while walking, took off his socks, waded in the cold sea boredly, and called Gu Gu: "Sister, brother I'll entrust you with my number, you have to level up well, if you are the last one to reach level [-], and you confess your love to Hei Wuchang at the graduation ceremony, I'm afraid even our civilized grandfather will have to use his civilized stick Bro!"