[Online game] Don't!I am male

Facts have proved that there is a little M in everyone's heart.

Just like girl Qingchen and her big thick legs that can't be moved, you can't move me, I was clearly annoyed by girl Qingchen and wanted to kill him, but after killing girl Qingchen with a single sword, because of the so-called responsibilities and commitments, I couldn't Not very calm, very calm, applied to join the team, and continued to upgrade with the annoying dog-skin plaster girl.

And the Qingchen girl who was mercilessly killed by her big thick legs didn't say a word, and accepted the application happily, and continued to follow behind her big thick legs to sweep the floor for experience, but later, Qingchen girl It became a little more noisy, especially when Walking in the Clouds and Rain Basho were not around, her mouth would become even more unreliable.

When you can't move me and I am annoyed to the point of being unbearable, I will quit the team, make a gorgeous sword, and then join the team to continue leveling.

After a week of this reciprocating cycle, on September 2093, 9, the little mage Qingchen was once again killed in a group of earth dragons by a sword with his immovable thick legs, and turned into a wisp of ghost floating on the tombstone.

[Nearby] Light dust: ^_^

He was still 0.01% short of experience to upgrade to level 30. As a result, his own old scalper turned into a 5.01% short of experience, making him the slowest of the four small beasts at the second turn. Cheng Qing curled his lips , along with the unlucky sound from Fan Zihui's speaker that he had successfully reached level 30, a smile symbol was sent.

Lang Jun looked at the "witch's curse" above Youhun's head, twitched the corners of his mouth, and sighed with lowered eyes. He knew that the girl with Goupi Plaster was about to commit another twitch, but he had to accept his fate and reapply to join the team.

After all, it is much less embarrassing to let a girl with a dog skin plaster commit twitches in a team than to let her have black letters on her head and twitches in nearby channels.

Lang Jun clasped the table with his fingertips, counting to 123 silently, and a string of small purple characters appeared in the team channel at the right time.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Tsk, you can't beat GG, why did you come here, every time you kill me, don't you have to bring me back the 5.00% experience that I lost? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"I like it." Lang Jun finished speaking calmly, tapped the keyboard, and swept away the five earth dragons around the tombstone with one sword.

[Team formation] Qingchen: It turns out that it's like this... Tsk tsk, I didn't expect it... It's really unbelievable.

"Huh?" Knowing that there would be no good words, Mr. Lang still couldn't hold back, and hummed, so...

Cheng Qing typed out the following line with a sneer:

[Team formation] Qingchen: I didn't expect that GG, who couldn't be beaten, turned out to be an M. He liked to cut off my experience, and took me back with great effort. Alas, what a pity!

Lang Jun seemed to see a vague girl through countless data torrents with a mean smile and a sigh.

Mei Feng raised his eyebrows, Lang Jun was surprisingly free of any anger, and very calmly glanced at the little purple characters in the team channel: "Sister, don't deceive yourself."

[Team formation] Qingchen: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"I just satisfies your desperate desire to be S."

[Team] Qingchen: (#‵′) Convex

S your sister!You can't impress me, I didn't get angry and cut off his little Qingchen, Cheng Qing felt extremely unfulfilled, and sent an emoji annoyed.

Hello!Wanting to be cut so much, isn't it really longing to be S?

Lang Jun lowered the corner of his mouth, and rubbed the back of his index finger against his chin: "Don't be shy to admit that you have tried your best to provoke me since we met, didn't you just want me to slash you with a sword, slap you? "

[Team formation] Qingchen: ==++++++++++++

"Ok?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: Well, your sister!

"Tsk, you've been hit by what I said, and you're angry?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: ╭(╯^╰)╮

"Heh! Sister, I didn't kill you just now, aren't you really disappointed?"

"..." Cheng Qing looked at the roof speechlessly, he was really...disappointed, would he say it?

[Team formation] Qingchen: Disappointed with your sister!I was about to level up to level 30, but you cut me off by 5.00%! (#‵′)convex

"Isn't that sword the reward you expected?" Lang Jun finished speaking shamelessly, opened the world window, and typed a few words.

[World] You can't impress me: Come to Earth Dragon's Nest on line 12 and revive a priest, thank you.

[World] The heart attack is just for you: Tsk, you got fucked?Which bastard did it, stand up and lead the abuse, (╰_╯)#

[World] You can't impress me: Do you treat everyone else as you, and get fucked every now and then?

[World] Daoyeer 005: Selling all kinds of ores and materials, MMMMMM, PS: Since you can't impress my aura, it's not easy to get blown up.

[World] Brake: 17 lines, 40FB, less milk, less meat shield, coming at a fast speed++++++++++

[World] On the other side of the Yangtze River: 40FB count me in, 9 people will come.

[World] Cod: 40FB count me in, kill two people and come.

[World] The Rotten God: This... is the legendary fate, right?

[World] Nie Yuan is below: Yes, the legendary Nie Yuan.

[World] Codfish: ...Yushu is not facing the wind, because you committed a crime, don't dawdle, hurry up and come to the warrior tribe PK field, and you will be abused ten times a minute later without explaining.

[World] Qingchen: I can't beat GG, go home and hack monsters to upgrade! ^_^

Inexplicably, Cheng Qing felt that being unmoved by you and not advancing to level 30 was actually a very happy thing.

Looking at Zhao San, Fan Si's miserable faces of the two beasts being abused by Xue Da, he stretched himself in a good mood, and under the divine light of resurrection cast by the gorgeous male priest who descended from the sky, he was full of energy. Resurrection, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, he groaned on the world channel, and blocked all chat windows except for team formation.

[World] All roads lead to rot God: Yooooo!Can't beat the warriors, your sister Qingchen calls you to go home and upgrade!

[World] Jelly Beans: Yooooo!Can't beat the warriors, your sister Qingchen calls you to go home and upgrade!

【World】Walking on Clouds: Yooooo!Can't beat the warriors, your sister Qingchen calls you to go home and upgrade!

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[Team formation] Qingchen: If you can't move GG, cut your teeth! ~You are always so lazy, how long will it take me to reach level 70! ╭(╯^╰)╮

After blocking the world channel of Fryer, Lang Jun sighed: "Why are you in such a hurry to upgrade to level 70?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: ╭(╯^╰)╮, bet with the three beasts in the dormitory, the one who got the last three ranks will confess to the most boring professor in the college, now they are all two ranks, I'm the only one who pays 29.

"Confession?" Lang Jun squinted his eyes, as if a strange feeling had slipped through his heart, but it was a pity that the feeling came and went quickly, before he had time to distinguish it, it scattered into the bones and disappeared without a trace.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Yes, so, in order not to confess, the Lun family must not be the last three turn.

"Is the professor handsome? Are you single? If it's a single handsome guy, it's a big advantage for you to confess."

[Team formation] Qingchen: ...to take advantage of your sister, the Lun family likes the opposite sex. ==++++++++

The corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, Lang Jun became inexplicably in a good mood, and the frequency of tapping the keyboard with his slender fingers was obviously accelerated.If he used to chop down the earth dragon like he was slowly chopping a hundred-year-old tree, now the earth dragon is like a chicken-blooded bump that cuts up small monsters easily, seven or eight with one sword.

Qingchen's girl Pidianpidian followed behind you, sweeping the floor, while hitting the earth dragon in the distance with his magic bullet, attracting it to you, and the two of them cooperated very well.

At ten o'clock in the evening, when you can't beat me to log off on time, a golden brilliance lit up on the little swordsman and the little mage at the same time, and they were successfully upgraded to level 40 and level 30.

The thigh is off the assembly line, the girl walking in the cloud is busy flirting, the little mage Qingchen tried to hit the earth dragon with a double-click of magic, Cheng Qing turned his head silently, although this damage value is no longer a command for walking, it can be compared to the rough-skinned and thick-skinned dragon. As far as Earth Dragon is concerned, it is still... negligible.

Before being kissed by Tulong, he pressed the dense forest back to the city scroll, and obediently went to the second turn.

Xue Yu chuckled: "Second brother, come to the PK field after the transfer."

"Tsk, I transferred to the pastor, boss, don't you think it's embarrassing for you to abuse me?"

"I don't mind."

"It must not be disliked!"

"The third and fourth have spoken for me, if you don't come, you will be at your own risk."

Cheng Qing patted his forehead, and slowly found the first-rank transfer old man, took the recommendation letter, ran to the field to find the second-rank instructor, entered the transfer dungeon, and struggled with the beautiful wind one-eyed beast... to collect the so-called black bead.

Beautiful, maybe only the 101 four beasts think that Cyclops is beautiful.

In four and ten minutes, 10 beautiful wind one-eyed beasts were killed, and 15 beads were collected. When there was [-] minute and [-] seconds left in the dungeon, he exited the dungeon, handed the beads to the transfer instructor, and succeeded in the second turn. .

One point of skill reward, and three points of skill for upgrading to level [-], plus a little group healing, a little teleportation, a little magic absorption, and a little resurrection. The skill points to be upgraded next must be full of group healing first.

For priests, group healing is a good thing. It can not only restore blood to the whole team, but also use this skill to attack undead monsters to upgrade.

It can be said that this skill is simply the spring of the little pastor.

It's a pity that the little priest Qingchen had to go to the PK field to experience the cruelty of winter before he came to feel the warmth of spring.

For nothing else, just for a leave note to leave school tomorrow, Cheng Qing manipulated the little priest Qingchen to be tortured ten times by the quasi-knight cod in the dense forest pk field under the watchful eyes of countless gossip crowds who didn't know the truth. The scene has been circulated in the legend of the brave for a long, long time.

Looking at the little priest Qingchen who was hacked to death by codfish again on the screen, Cheng Qing seemed to see the god of evil fate waving at him with a mean smile: "Hi! Cheng Qing, look, you are still an M!"

"I'm all here to see my sister." Cheng Qing could not tell the difference in his heart.

"For the sake of my sister? It's a good thing." With a sly smile on his face, the God of Nie Yuan praised him insincerely.

Cheng Qing narrowed his eyes, turned off the computer decisively, and drove away the influence of the god of evil fate, and climbed into bed early to recharge his batteries.

Sincerely, at the thought of seeing a lot of girls tomorrow, every cell in him started to sing excitedly.