[Online game] Don't!I am male

Do you think you can keep out of sight if you block all the chat windows? You are so naive ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Cheng Qing changed the chat mode from team to nearby, and controlled the little mage Qingchen to jump up and down to follow you to sweep the floor. Every time between sweeping the floor, when the most exciting time to kill monsters, the little mage Qingchen would Wearing a second card with a smile on the face, a line of small black characters above the head, such as:

"Can't beat GG, do you think Basho GG and Yun MM have eloped?"

"Why don't they come back because they are swollen? It's so slow for you to kill monsters by yourself! ⊙﹏⊙"

"The Lun family wants to quickly reach level 70!"

"Tsk, I can't beat GG, why don't you talk, say something!"

"Could it be that another one accidentally... frightened your own voice software?"

"Ah, it's fiercer than a tiger if it can't be beaten. Is Phuket Island's tyranny in the legend powerful, or it's too powerful to be beaten..."

"Shut up." If possible, Mr. Lang really wanted to grab the little mage by the back of his neck, throw him from the top of the mushroom cave to the bottom of the cave, and kill him.

However, the reality is that even if the little mage falls to death, the little mage will be resurrected, and maybe he will cry and complain to Lang Ning and the others... What a shame!

Just now, Cheng Qing was twitching too much, and a little mage Qingchen accidentally fell from the middle of the mushroom hole to the bottom of the hole. During the fall, he bounced on a few emerald green leaves a few times, a bit like a little mage. The unlucky little hamster in the game.

The little mage stumbled and fell into the bottom of the cave. He thought that if he didn't fall to death, he would be killed by the green mushroom. Unexpectedly, the bottom of the cave was clear and there was no shadow of the green mushroom. My flirting...or it is more appropriate to say that the little ranger is chasing after the gun warrior for flirting.

Cheng Qing stared at the screen for a few seconds, the corners of his mouth slowly lifted, and his knuckles clasped on the table: "Fan Si, do you dare to be a little more obscene?"

"Damn! Peeping on other people's feelings will be fucked!"

"Hey! You heartless beast, brother is kindly reminding you to take it easy, don't scare away that innocent little soldier!"

"Fuck you, I'm very reserved, okay?" Fan Si pointed the middle finger at Cheng Qing, and Cheng Qing shrugged, "Reserved, do you have it?"

"If he is reserved, people all over the world will be reserved." Xue Yu sighed regretfully, "It's a pity that he didn't, otherwise the crime rate would definitely drop a lot."

"I wiped it." Fan Silow cursed and shut his mouth. When Xue Da Qinshou hooked up with Erhuo, he really couldn't afford to offend him, but he always believed that human emotions follow the law of energy conservation, so he never Politely transferred the anger received from Xue Yu and Cheng Qing to the spear warrior molested by him.

The little shemale ranger made a kissing expression, and chased after the gunman with black lines all over his face a few times, but to no avail, so——

[Nearby] Inducing you to commit a crime: Hey, GG, why are you swollen like this?Don't you love me anymore?

[Nearby] The boss is here: ...

[Nearby] Leading you to commit a crime: Hey, you have no conscience, did you hook up with the new one and forget the old one?

[Nearby] The boss is here: ...

[Nearby] Attracting you to commit a crime: Hey, hey, did I really guess right?

[Nearby] The boss is here: Do you dare not to smoke like this?

[Nearby] Light dust: ^_^

Lang Jun enjoys the rare quietness since he met the little mage Qingchen, from bottom to top and from top to bottom, he comfortably clears the mushrooms, clears to the bottom of the cave, and what he sees is the shameless chirping of the little shemale ranger , inexplicably felt that my dog ​​skin plaster girl was actually not that annoying and bad.

It's just that this kind of affection that can't be called goodwill has just stayed in his heart for 0.01S, when the symbol that appeared on the head of the little mage Qingchen was more "evil" than the witch's curse in his opinion—^_ ^, it disappeared in smoke.

Lang Jun instinctively frowned, praying secretly, the GM God bless, don't explode the pot now!

In the end, the GM God's thin arms couldn't hold back the Nie Yuan God's big thick legs, so he was extremely speechless to find that the green mushroom in the legend of the brave, which has always been exploded countless times by countless players in countless ways because of stinginess, suddenly exploded generously. Yes, one exploded and two exploded!

【Nearby】Qingchen: (⊙o⊙) can’t touch GGV5

"It's not that I'm mighty."

[Nearby] Qingchen: Acridine?

"It's the green mushroom that was disgustingly spit out the overnight meal."

Your sister's overnight meal!

Cheng Qing didn't realize that since he met You Can't Touch Me, his mood swings have become much more intense. If Fan Zihui's temperament of always involving physics in everything is followed, he will definitely pretend to be knowledgeable. : "No, bastard, this is action force and reaction force. When you are only thinking about angering others, in fact, you are always being angered by others..."

The relationship between the little sorceress Qingchen and you can't touch me with big thick legs can only be regarded as just having a "good" start, and it's not good enough for him to threaten and intimidate as much as he wants like a female Tyrannosaurus rex, so, He can only say in the team:

[Team formation] Qingchen: TAT has 75 people again

"It's not that I want to bully people."

[Team formation] Qingchen:?

"It's your bastard aura that eclipses all the stars, making me, a mortal, unable to help but want to chop a few swords."

[Team formation] Qingchen:! ! ! ! !

Two, your sister, you are only two, and your whole family is two!

Cheng Qing hit a series of exclamation points, you can't move my impression in his heart from zero to negative infinity in an instant.

"Heh, the green mushroom is disgusted like this, and you still remember to explode two pot lids, sister, it shows how old you are."

Girl!

Sister, you sister!

You are the girl, all of you are girls!

There was an imperceptible sneer at the corner of Cheng Qing's mouth, and he maintained his usual savage attire under Fan Si's probing gaze, silently sneering viciously in his heart: With this kind of virtue and such a stinky mouth, it's no wonder no girl wants it. You!snort!Brother dare to assert that you will never be able to keep your sister for the rest of your life!

He didn't seem to realize that something was wrong, and his emotions were easily affected by the paralyzed old scalper who was separated by countless data torrents. The fluctuations were even more intense than the drummer Han Xu's drumbeat!

I just changed the nearby speeches to a team mode. Cheng Qing's original intention was to join forces with Yuda Basho and Cloud Walk to clean up you can't beat me. It's a pity that those two are picking up goods. One thinks they are flirting to watch the fun, and the other One was flirting after Wu Mei, and had no time to deal with their temper tantrum.

Cheng Qing waited for dozens of seconds, but did not see the two bastards speaking, so he began to tap the keyboard gracefully, and a line of words appeared above the head of the little mage Qingchen: "I was discovered by you."

Lang Jun was stunned, this girl is really a weirdo, he can speak so harshly of her, yet she can admit it so calmly.

His fingertips instinctively tapped the table, and he couldn't predict what kind of moth this slut girl who never played cards according to common sense would do.

Cursing the corners of her resolute lips, pinching the slightly prickly stubble on her chin, a single sound came out of her nose: "Huh?"

Cheng Qing's heart trembled inexplicably, and he secretly regretted: "It's a pity that there is such a sexy voice."

[Nearby] Qingchen: I never told you, but in fact, I am a happy child who is especially favored by the god of second-hand goods.

[Nearby] Qingchen: If it wasn't for the fact that the Lun family was especially favored by the god of second-hand goods, how could they encounter GG who couldn't be moved, ^_^

"..."

[Nearby] Qingchen: I can't beat GG, don't you think it's fate that we meet?

"Evil fate."

[Nearby] Qingchen: At the beginning, I prayed devoutly to the god of the second-hand goods on the prairie, God, please give me a second-handed and honest old scalper!

"..."

[Nearby] Leading you to commit a crime: ==++++++++++

[Nearby] Qingchen: Guess what I saw and heard after praying? ^_^

[Nearby] The boss is here: what?

[Nearby] Qingchen: I saw a little soldier in special outfit 13 suddenly appearing under my feet, and I heard the god of second-hand goods say in my ears, although this guy is not honest, but he is sincere, so you can reluctantly accept him as an old scalper Bar ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Nearby] The boss is here: Haha!

[Nearby] Leading you to commit a crime: Dirty, bastard.

[Nearby] Qingchen: Seeking truth from facts.

"Really?" Lang Jun asked calmly, quit the team calmly, thrust out a gorgeous sword calmly, watched the little mage's tombstone fall from the sky calmly, and typed calmly.

[Nearby] You can't touch me: If you are naughty again, I will beat you to death.